Chapter 31: Saving Beauty After Drinking
"Boss, here are ten skewers of kidneys, twenty skewers of beef, and five skewers of squid to be crispy!" The extremely depressed Thirteenth Master soon came to the barbecue stall in the urban village, found a relatively quiet table and sat down and shouted loudly, there was no way that the loud boss couldn't hear it!
Besides, the location he chose was a little off, and the lighting was not good. If you don't shout loudly, maybe after two hours, the boss will think that there is no one here!
"Good Lat, wait a minute!" The proprietress smiled and agreed, and came over with three bottles of beer very consciously. There is no way for old acquaintances to know the hobbies of the Thirteenth Master, so I don't want more than three bottles of beer a day.
"Hehe, the proprietress has a box! I'm happy today, drink more, and starve me to death with a faster skewer. The thirteenth master took the beer, opened the beer with a shovel at the end of the lighter, poured it hard, and the irritability in his heart was less, and then waved his hand to ask for a case of wine, and the proprietress didn't say much, nodded with a smile and went back.
Soon, with the arrival of a box of wine and skewers, the Thirteenth Master didn't care about the noise around him and threw off his arms alone to eat and drink, not to mention that tonight's wine was comfortable to drink, and the skewers were in place.
Half an hour later, the thirteenth master, who was finally full of wine and food, hiccuped, took out a cigarette and lit a beautiful sip, comfortable! A wine burp floated into the distance with the smoke ring, as if taking away all the troubles, his head was a little dizzy, and he quickly paid the bill and left.
Stumbling back along the way, he suddenly heard an exclamation as he turned the corner, followed by a burst of laughter mixed with whimpering. The thirteenth master of the army salute for many years knew that this was a situation where someone was covered and could not pronounce it normally, and shook his head that was a little dizzy, and the bull head looked at him and knew that there was a not deep alley in the direction of the path he was going to take, and there was no street lamp.
As a ** silk, he may not usually pay attention to it, but the wine is strong and intimidating. Eight points of drunkenness drove the thirteenth master to walk in the somewhat dim alley by himself, and after walking for a few minutes, he saw a few people talking and laughing loudly around him.
"Hey, what are you doing here, kid?" Suddenly, a fierce voice came, and the thirteenth master looked up with a cigarette that had not been lit just now, and a tall and burly man came out of the alley, and he couldn't see his face clearly by about one meter nine.
"Well, that big brother, I'm here to borrow a fire!" Although the Thirteenth Master was a little dizzy, he had not yet reached the point of losing his ability to distinguish, he touched his head awkwardly, shook his body a few times, and then pretended to be scared and stammered. The eyes looked around, this place was a dead end, and it was a bit troublesome to save the voice that had just called.
"Hey, boy, you're a seed! Paralyzed, do you know who Lao Tzu is? The strong man smiled proudly when he saw that the thirteenth master couldn't stand steadily, this bastard looked weak, and he should be drunk with a body of alcohol, and his vigilance dropped a lot, and he asked with a fierce face.
"Huh?! Big, big brother! Yes, I'm sorry......" was yelled at by the other party, and the thirteenth master's brain was running quickly, although he regretted it a little in his heart, but since he came in, it was estimated that the other party would not let him go, so he pretended to be afraid and took a few steps back.
"Stop, I want to run before I have a good chat with Lao Tzu? Get out of here! The big man looked at the stunned Thirteenth Master with disdain, and yelled triumphantly. Looking at the other party's scared look, there was an inexplicable sense of accomplishment in my heart, this is the momentum that the boss should have, the spirit of Wang Ba!
"Great, big brother. Please, please, don't, don't do it! I give you money, I give you money! The thirteenth master seriously flashed a trace of cold light, and at this time, the wine had already gone down, and his mind was even clearer. If you want to save that girl, you can only outwit it, and this big guy looks like the opponent's strong man as long as he takes down the other party with one blow, it shouldn't be very troublesome.
After thinking about it for a while, the thirteenth master pretended to be scared and trembled, and took out his bulging wallet from his pocket, looking very scared. The other party's eyes lit up immediately when he saw the wallet, and without saying a word, he crossed the distance of nearly twenty meters between the two of them in a few big steps, and he stretched out his big hand from afar, ready to grab the wallet, and the smile on the face of the thirteenth master was even more stretched.
"Ah, let go of Lao Tzu, or I'll kill your whole family!" When the other party's hand was about to grab the wallet, the thirteenth master made a move like electricity, and grabbed the opponent's hand with a step forward, and grabbed the opponent with a backhand, and the sneer made the strong man scream.
", Xiaobi cub let go of Brother Long quickly, otherwise Lao Tzu will split you!" The two thugs inside heard the strong man's shout, and immediately rushed out quickly with two bright watermelon knives, and shouted from afar.
Because he is in the light and the other party is in the dark, he can't see the other party's face clearly, and only the bright blade is very dazzling. The Thirteenth Master raised his head and glanced at the two of them with disdain, and then said, "Let him go?" No problem, as long as the two little brothers release the girls inside, I will naturally release your son-in-law Brother Long! ”
"Damn, you're playing Laozi! Paralyzed, brothers hack this soul to death! "Brother Long is not stupid, he immediately knew that the other party was not borrowing fire at all, it turned out to be a hero when he heard the voice! Paralyzed, if it wasn't for the bite of the knife's soul hand just now, how could there have been an accident!
"Wow, paralyzed!"
"Hmph, you'd better keep your mouth clean, otherwise you'll let you know what life is better than death!" The Thirteenth Master covered the other party's thumb with one hand and pushed it down hard, so painful that Brother Long broke out in a cold sweat, and couldn't help screaming and scolding, and the two little brothers who raised the blade randomly froze and didn't know what to do.
"Hurry up and let them send people over, or Lao Tzu will cost you!" The Thirteenth Master felt that the drunkenness was coming again, and he shook his head and roared. He knew that he couldn't delay it any longer, and who knew when the wine would come up, and he wouldn't know how he would die when the time came.
"Ah, brother, brother, mercy! Don't stand stupidly, send that **** over! Brother Long screamed again and immediately yelled at the little brother in front of him, the feeling that his ten fingers were connected to his heart and his thumb was about to be broken, so that his forehead was covered with sweat, and his face was so hideous that the little brother in front immediately went back to bring back the girl who was arrested.
The thirteenth master looked at the girl's clothes a little messy, and her long black hair blocked her face and couldn't see her face clearly, but her figure was very good.
"Let her come, you stand back, hurry!" The Thirteenth Master exerted his hand again and roared in a deep voice.
"Ah, what are you doing standing stupidly, hurry up and let her come!" Brother Long rolled his eyes in pain, and roared through gritted teeth. A few little brothers immediately pushed the girl, the girl looked up at the thirteenth master, then lowered her head and quickly came to Brother Long, and in everyone's eyes, the girl kicked in the important part of Brother Long.
"Whew!" Brother Long shook the throat of the ghost and then rolled his eyes and fainted directly, and the thirteenth master didn't care about anything, and just took the girl's hand and ran, although there was a cool feeling between his legs. As for Brother Long's younger brother, he directly ignored the two who ran away, and rushed up one by one to hug Brother Long to check the situation.
Many people still clamped their legs, and looked at Brother Long with some pity in their eyes. There's no way.,The most vulnerable part is critted.,Even if it's a girl's crit, it's a little unacceptable, especially for men!
Hit with hatred, you have to recuperate for about half a year without any expense! Tsk, the girl is really fierce! The thirteenth master was in a cold sweat and immediately let go of the girl's hand after throwing it out of the alley, although it was very soft, but he was afraid that the other party would also give him a kick, Nima's sour coolness definitely made most men shake their heads and don't want to.
"Thank you! My name is Li Huilin, what about you? The girl suddenly stopped, turned around and looked at it, then reached out and pinned the hair on her face behind her ear, a delicate face leaked out, with a golden ratio of A4 waist, which made the thirteenth master a little stunned.
The best of the best! The delicate facial features, the golden ratio-like figure, and the flushed face that was a little flushed because of the full force just now made the Thirteenth Master feel like he wanted to try the wall dong.
"Well, then my name is Dog Shansi'an, they all like to call me Thirteen Masters! What's the matter, it's not appropriate for the Li family to stay here, let's go a little longer. Where do you live, I'll send you back? The Thirteenth Master was stunned for a few seconds, and then suddenly thought of the earth-shattering kick just now, and after tightening his legs a little tighter, he touched his nose and said with a smile, but no matter how he looked at his smile, there was something wrong.
"Thanks, no need. My home is not far from here, so thank you for your help. What is your mobile phone number, I will invite you to dinner another day Thank you. Li Huilin naturally noticed the abnormal standing posture of the Thirteenth Master, but she didn't say much, but smiled and shook her head and refused Gou Thirteen to send her home.
"Oh, okay, you go first! It's just a gesture of thanks, forget it, if you go first, I'll live not far in front. Gou Shisan waved his hand and refused, this girl is indeed very beautiful, but he has long legs to his sister, oh no, the shadow of that foot is a little deep, forget it!
"Hurry up and say don't ink, how can you look like a!" Li Huilin frowned and said a little unhappily, if the old lady didn't see that you were a good person and just saved the old lady's life, it wouldn't be uncommon for you to call!
"Well, that's my TV 13688******. Then you go quickly, if those chase after you will be in trouble. Gou Shisan was so frightened by the other party's eyes that his legs tightened again, his eyes stared at the other party's legs, and his mouth quickly reported his mobile phone number, and after speaking, he waved his hand to let the other party leave.
After Li Huilin silently read it twice and remembered it, she thanked her again and then turned around and ran quickly outside the urban village, Xiao Fengyun's PP was a little dazzling in the dim light. Gou Shisan silently watched the other party go away before turning around and walking home, and from time to time he would look back at the alley just now, and found that Brother Long and they didn't come out, in fact, they had already run over the wall, and they were really afraid that the two of them would call the police or call someone.