Wang Erwu asked Ling'er to pour him a cup of coffee, and then looked at Chen Muxin, "Since you said that you know a little bit about everything, why do you still come to our column?" You can go to the museum as a goalkeeper and work part-time as a narrator...... Although exaggeration is often used in comedy, like you, it is a bit too much, and it will make people feel that you are bragging. ”

"Really? Then you can test me. Chen Muxin sneered, disapproving Wang Erwu's words.

"First of all, you have a lot of problems in dealing with people. Lao Tzu said: "Jiang Hai can become the king of a hundred valleys, and because of his goodness, he can be the king of a hundred valleys." What does this tell us? Humility is a virtue, a wisdom, a cultivation...... Look at me, I'm also very proficient in all walks of life, but have I ever taken the initiative to say it? You may say that a person like me, who has no heart, no jealousy, is kind, is handsome, and has no quarrel with the world, of course, will naturally show a kind of modesty. I have to say for sure, you're right! But I only represent a very small number of people in this society, after all, not all people in life are perfect people! If you use me as an example, it is easy for you to walk into a misunderstanding! So, let's take people like you as an analogy to get closer to life. Timely and humble expressions, humble and reasonable words, will make you quickly welcome the favor and trust of others, and vice versa. The famous writer Adler said, "Everyone wants to express his own importance, but if he does not understand that his importance is determined by his contribution to others, he will be on the wrong path!" In other words, when a subordinate's "inflated ego" has caused dissatisfaction with the boss, then she is not far from "touching the mold". ”

"Hehe, if my boss is jealous of my talent and gives me a mix everywhere, then I can only say that this boss is narrow-minded, and the problem is not me!" Chen Muxin sneered.

"No, no. I don't know if there will be narrow-minded people like you said in other departments, but in our department. I'm sure I sue you, no! The reason is very simple, I have just repeatedly made a point, just your so-called talent. It's not enough to see in front of me! In other words, you don't have anything to be jealous of. Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"Just talk about it and don't practice fake tricks, I've heard you play tricks a long time ago, but whether you have real skills or not, you don't rely on your mouth to say it."

"Really? I just don't want to hit you too deeply! ”

"Huh." Chen Muxin's face was full of disdain.

"Since you must expose your ignorance. Then I'll fulfill you by asking you two pioneering questions and seeing if you can answer them. At this time, Zhao Ling'er also poured coffee and came in, but she only poured a cup and handed it to Wang Erwu, completely ignoring Chen Muxin, but Chen Muxin didn't care, and looked indifferent.

"First question. Once, I accompanied a friend of mine to go on a blind date, in order to highlight his humor and talkativeness, so I didn't say a word the whole time, but then the blind date girl still fell in love with me, why do you say? Wang Erwu asked with a smile.

"There are two possibilities, one is that your friend is too casual, and the Lord of Yama respects him for the bad image of ruining the three views of Cheng dù! The second is that the girl is not only blind. And dumb, I thought you were also dumb, so it seemed to be more right with her! Chen Muxin said coldly.

"That's not right!" Wang Erwu didn't care about Chen Muxin's number, but turned his head to Sun Chuchu. "Chu Chu, tell me, what is the reason?"

"Needless to say, it must be because you are handsome!" Sun Chuchu smiled happily while pinching Wang Erwu's shoulder.

"Haha, it's ridiculous! That's just one small reason. Most importantly, she thinks I'm stable! Wang Erwu said with a smile.

Chen Muxin glanced at him, "What kind of pioneering topic is this?" It's just a fabrication! ”

"Good! In order to avoid suspicion, in the second question, I will talk about a matter that has nothing to do with me. Said one day, there was a pair of young men fighting on the road, and the fight was getting up, and there was a crowd around them, when a short policeman was attracted to him, standing on tiptoe and squeezing into the crowd to look, but why didn't he care? Wang Erwu said.

"Because you're filming? Or are there acquaintances of his in the two of them? Or, didn't you say the cop was short? I couldn't see anything inside on my tiptoes. Chen Muxin replied.

"None of them are right!" Wang Erwu took a sip of coffee, then looked at Zhao Ling'er, "Ling'er, do you know?" ”

Zhao Ling'er sneered, "I know!" Teacher, since you said that the policeman was "attracted" to come, then he must have patronized the excitement and forgot about it! ”

"It's still Ling'er smart!" Wang Erwu nodded, "I said that crayon Xiaoxin, do you know the gap?" ”

"What idiots are these? It doesn't seem to be a test of who is the most talented, but who is the stupidest, right? It feels like a question from the director of a psychiatric hospital, which is used to give patients a grade! Chen Muxin said.

When Zhao Ling'er heard this, she finally couldn't help it, "According to what you say, you are not even as good as a mental patient?" Obviously a woman of our age, as if she had to make menopause come early, with the face of a sauce-plate duck, as if wearing a mask, there was no change in expression at all. How can you still talk about how amazing you are, and the result? There is no trace of comedy in the body...... You are like this, suitable for going to that kind of TV shopping program, talking a lot of nonsense, and you can still be so calm, just like the real thing! ”

"I'm talking to your leader, what are you talking about?"

"Why can't I interject? Don't say that you haven't been transferred to our department yet, even if you really come, there will be one who comes first and then comes, and you may have to call me Senior Sister! Isn't it, Sister Chuchu? Zhao Ling'er glanced at Sun Chuchu, Sun Chuchu did not speak, but responded with a "enjoyable" smile.

"I figured it out! Are you worried that if I come over, my work ability will be better than yours, so now you are forming gangs to run on me, just to let me retreat? Hehe, however, I tell you that your calculations will fail! Because what I want to do is something that Chen Muxin will never give up so lightly! ”

"It's like having a baby, can you force it alone? You have the ability, you don't rely on others, you work hard to have a child and let us see? Zhao Linger was unforgiving, and said playfully. (To be continued.) )