Seeing that the atmosphere was a little white-hot, in order to avoid deeper conflicts, Wang Erwu still let Zhao Ling'er and Sun Chuchu go to their own affairs first, after all, this woman either doesn't fight, once the fight starts, the consequences are very strict, go up and tear it with her hands, tear it dusty, and she won't stop for more than three hours, grinning with her teeth, crying and shouting, opening her teeth and dancing her claws, it is easy to be injured by mistake within a radius of fifty meters, luck is back, and she has not seen how the other party made a move, so she has to go directly to the hospital, that picture, Wang Erwu didn't dare to continue imagining.

"Crayon! You saw it yourself, right? That's the second drawback of how you behave badly! I don't understand the artistry of language at all! Wang Erwu handed Chen Muxin a cup of coffee, Chen Muxin took it directly and drank it, and after drinking it, Wang Erwu realized that there seemed to be only one cup of coffee in the audience, which was the cup he had just drunk. Chen Muxin didn't care about it and continued to drink.

"I'm a straightforward person, so what do I say. But I really don't understand, what is your purpose in targeting me like this? Chen Muxin really didn't know, because if she had said that she wanted to change to a certain department before, then the person in charge of that department would try his best to win her, but Wang Erwu was different, as if she was deliberately looking for one reason or another to push her out, and she began to doubt her life, "Do you believe in superstition, and my eight characters are not in line with your program?" I sue you that the information on my ID card is wrong, and I filled in the wrong date for a month when I applied for the certificate, and I haven't changed it back until now! So you're not sure! Chen Muxin regretted it after speaking, she had never been so wolf in her life, this tone, in her own eyes, was clearly close to begging.

"Our column is called Saturday Madness! It's not called "The Master Teaches You to Read Palmistry"! As I said, it's not that we deliberately embarrass you, it's really your own problem. Have you ever noticed that your personality is actually very unsociable? Do you have any friends around you? Do you have friends of the opposite sex other than those men who pursue you? The way you do things, the tone and attitude. Who would want to approach you? In fact, I called Ling'er and Chu Chu in just now, this is the purpose, the two of them can be said to be the best personalities in Taiwan and the most suitable people to get along with. But what? There is a lot of animosity between you! Do you really think such a character is good? Wang Erwu's earnest way made Chen Muxin willing to try to accept it.

"Is that so?" Chen Muxin's tone finally softened a little.

"Just talking about the artistry of language, let me give you an analogy, there are two women who have met. That's how they greeted each other. Wang Erwu began a demonstration of one person playing two roles.

Girl A: "Yo, why are you so ugly now?" ”

Otome: "Hehe, that's better than you!" It's like you've always been so ugly! ”

Girl A: "You have a hard mouth, can't you praise me a few words?" ”

Otome: "Boast? vomit ......" vomited on the ground.

"You say, with such a dialogue, can these two become friends in the future? It is estimated that if you are a little more grumpy, you will have stabbed one of them to death with a knife a long time ago! Wang Erwu said.

Chen Muxin chuckled, amused by Wang Erwu's strange acting skills, which was probably the first time she laughed in front of a man in her own impression. And also at work.

"I don't like to tell lies! If the other person is really ugly, I won't praise her for being beautiful, I'd rather not be friends with such a person. Chen Muxin immediately became that kind of cold again.

"If you're ugly, don't be friends with her? Your life is still real and strong! No wonder you have no friends, with your narcissism, it is estimated that everyone is ugly in front of your eyes, right? ”

"I just don't lie, it has nothing to do with looks, if the other party can't face reality, then I don't need this kind of friend!"

"I didn't ask you to lie! It's just a little bit more artistic for you to pay attention to the way you speak. However, since you don't tell lies. Then I have a question for you, do you think I'm handsome? "Wang Erwuyi looks serious.

"You? It's okay. Chen Muxin replied.

"What do you mean it's okay? So, you just can't speak! Stiff! Obstinate! You can use the words super handsome, super handsome, and handsome to replace the three words "okay". Most importantly, you're not lying, are you? Wang Erwu fidgeted, "It seems that I have to have a good class with you!" ”

"Class? No more! I probably understand what you mean, take the meeting between the two women just now as an example, do you want to change the dialogue to something like this? Chen Muxin began to demonstrate coldly.

Lady A: "Yo, why are you a little unbeautiful now?" ”

Otome: "Hehe. Pretty good! But why have you always been so unbeautiful? ”

Girl A: "You have a hard mouth, can't you praise me a few words?" ”

Otome: "Boast? It's getting late, I'll try again next time, goodbye. ”

"Is that an artistic way to use language?" Chen Muxin asked expressionlessly.

"Did you do this? Change the soup without changing the medicine! If I didn't stab her to death, I would make her hair fall to the ground! Wang Erwu said with great devotion to the role, "What is artistry?" It's just plausible, you see, if you change it like this, will it avoid a life-and-death duel between two women? ”

Girl A: "Yo, you've always been very special, but you're a little willful today." ”

Otome: "Hehe, it's okay! If you can't do this, you will always be so unique. ”

Girl A: "You have a sweet mouth, it's better to praise me a few more words." ”

Otome: "I can't boast anymore, I exaggerate too much, I'm afraid you'll really believe it......"

"Poof!" Chen Muxin just drank the coffee and burst out laughing, I have to say, Chen Muxin is even more charming when she laughs, the first goddess of radio and television is really not in vain, even he feels a little throbbing, to say, Wang Erwu is one of the few dedicated people among men, definitely not the kind of person who sees one and loves one, he needs to restrain himself in the face of Chen Muxin's beauty in order to be able to hold it, not to mention those other men, This is also the reason why the suitors on Chen Muxin's side exceeded more than half of the total number of suitors of the six goddesses. I don't know why, seeing Chen Muxin laughing, Wang Erwu suddenly remembered a long-lost friend - Lin Ruoxi. He decided that when he came back from Hainan, he wanted to take a good look at Ruoxi.

It's not early, Wang Erwu has to rush back to accompany Deng Shuang for dinner, and he has to catch a plane in the evening. But the persistent Chen Muxin insisted on getting into trouble with him, and she didn't agree to her, and she still refused to let Wang Erwu go......

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