Chapter 10、Punch with the zombie girl
Zombie brothers and zombie girls should be considered relatively talented, they have only learned this mechanical dance for a while, and it looks like a decent one, the only thing that is lacking is practice, Li Xiaoxie believes that as long as they are allowed to dance for three or five days, they can definitely be pulled out to perform.
Li Xiaoxie didn't have any requirements originally, in this idle and painful alien world, it was shocking enough to have such a wonderful dance performance, and the aliens must be very interested.
That's enough, you can't let the zombie guys and zombie girls sacrifice their hue with a clear conscience, and dance that striptease with no discipline and no bottom line, right? Li Xiaoxie couldn't do this by himself, it was really shameless.
Seeing that the teaching was almost over, Li Xiaoxie gathered the zombie brothers and zombie girls together and ordered: "In the future, you will act as a welcome lady and waiter and security guard at the door of the store, and you have to sing and dance to welcome the guests, and you have to find a way to meet the reasonable requirements of the guests, of course, if there is that bastard who dares to eat overlord meals or make trouble in the store, then you guys are also polite, give me a beating, the means can be brutal, as long as you don't beat your brains." ”
After listening to this, the zombie brother excitedly stretched out two sharp and long fangs towards Li Xiaoxie, and the zombie girls also excitedly stretched out their claws like sharp knives towards Li Xiaoxie.
Li Xiaoxie asked solemnly: "Zombie brother, zombie girl, are you asking me with body language, can you cramp and drink blood from the guy who made trouble?" ”
The zombie dudes and zombie girls nodded in unison.
Li Xiaoxie shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "I have no opinion on this, as long as you don't dislike the blood of the beast clan and the demon clan." ”
After getting Li Xiaoxie's approval, the zombie brothers and zombie girls were very satisfied, and several blood clans kept gesturing around there, presumably arranging tactics.
Li Xiaoxie pursed his lips, looking forward to it and a little worried, looking forward to seeing what kind of tragic end it would be if that blindless bastard ran to the grocery store to eat the overlord meal, and then fell into the hands of zombies; The worry is what if the zombie brother and the zombie girl have a good time, and the alien race is played to death and crippled, and then it causes a dispute between the aliens?
But now that the grocery store is in its infancy, it is necessary to punish those aliens who dare to steal and harm the interests of the grocery store, so as to deter those who do not follow the rules and protect the interests of the grocery store to the greatest extent. It seems that at this stage, we can only hope that the vitality of the alien race is more tenacious and will not be spoiled by the zombies.
As soon as everything is arranged, the following days will be much easier for Li Xiaoxie.
In terms of goods, the pig demon is responsible for contacting and receiving, and Li Xiaoxie only needs to report the variety and quantity of goods needed by the grocery store; During the day, Li Xiaoxie sat leisurely on the shopkeeper's chair and watched the zombie girls sing and dance to welcome the aliens to come to shop, and then Li Xiaoxie collected the money with a mercenary face; At night, it was handed over to the two ghosts to take care of, and the shopkeeper of Li Da lay comfortably on the bed while enjoying the zombie girl's horse killing chicken service while dating Zhou Gong and his daughter, this little day is so comfortable!
The purchasing activities within the ghost clan and the demon clan are also carried out well.
Many high-level ghost clans can't hold on to the Ferrari sports car driven back by the hanged man, and rush to place orders with the hanged ghost for goods, who wants to ride the old-fashioned paper horse and sit in the slow broken sedan chair after having such a cool sports car? It should not be regarded as a major upgrade of transportation, under the instruction of Li Xiaoxi, intentionally or unintentionally, the hanged ghost will have a big change in the food, clothing, housing and transportation of the ghost clan, in the past, with evil servants in the ghost clan, leading the evil dog, carrying a bird cage, wearing splendid silk on the street to tease the daughter-in-law can be described as the norm of the ghost clan's yamen, and now these are out. Driving a sports car, wearing sunglasses, and wearing Armani to carry Li Xiaoxie's special tender model has become a new fashion for the ghost clan.
The hanged ghost spared no effort to expand his business within the ghost clan, and lived up to Li Xiaoxie's expectations and brought back carloads of real money for it, and the turnover of the grocery store also swished up, and Li Xiaoxie's mouth couldn't close when he smiled.
Compared with the hanged ghost, the pig demon's business ability is a little lacking, and the purchasing performance within the demon clan is only half of the hanged ghost at most, which makes Li Xiaoxie a little unpredictable. Think about Zhu Bajie, a pig's head and pig's brain, his mouth is like smeared with honey, he talks about people when he sees people, and he talks nonsense when he sees ghosts, so his small life is very nourishing.
Compared with the pig demon in front of him, Li Xiaoxie can't wait to hang it on a tree to make a roast suckling pig, it is also a pig, why are you so cheeky? The good pig brother has to take some fresh and elegant elegant route, isn't this nonsense?
For this reason, Li Xiaoxie talked to the pig demon several times, but this pig demon just couldn't pull off his face, and in the end, Li Xiaoxie could only go with him, as long as the pig demon handled the matter of receiving the goods.
Also, the twisted melon is not sweet, at this stage, as long as the pig demon can ensure that the goods do not have problems, the purchasing agent of the demon clan, Li Xiaoxie still has to look for a good look, and he has to find a guy who can speak well and has a thick skin.
As the days passed, Li Xiaoxie became more and more accustomed to the role of the shopkeeper of the grocery store of different races, and under the influence of many days, there was already a faint domineering spirit between his gestures, no matter what, he is now a small boss with more than a dozen guys under his hands, and he is no longer the little character in the nightclub who allows the rich woman to eat tofu casually.
On this day, the wind and the sun are shining so brightly that people are refreshed, such a good weather, it is really unreasonable not to do something profligate!
In fact, it was the shopkeeper Li who had been in this valley for a long time, and he was so idle that he was so idle, so he found something to pass the time.
So Li Xiaoxie decided to play a game, that is, to play rock-paper-scissors with the zombie girls, the zombie girls won, Li Xiaoxie rewarded them with a tomato, but if they lost, they had to let Li Xiaoxie touch it.
Tsk, this game is simply shameless to the point of outrageousness, Li Xiaoxie knows that the zombies have stiff limbs and super slow reflexes, and he still plays this game, and its purpose is self-evident.
Seeing this, everyone will definitely think that Li Xiaoxie is a perverted wolf, right? And the taste is heavy, even zombies want to be on it, in fact, everyone misunderstood, our Li Xiaoxie shopkeeper just holds a motivated heart and a strong desire for knowledge, and holds a scientific attitude of practicing the truth to uncover an eternal puzzle for everyone, that is: Is the zombie girl's Mimi also hard?
Compared to this puzzle, everyone wants to know the answer! Then please put away the psychology of Li Xiaoxi's shoes and continue to look down.
The ending of the fist is naturally that the zombie girls lost very dismally, and the shopkeeper Li still pretended to be a gentleman with a high demeanor, and said foolishly: "Hey, I don't know what to say about you, I won a hundred times after playing a hundred times, so don't let me bully you now." However, don't be discouraged, as the saying goes, failure is the mother of success, practice hard and one day you will overcome me. ”
The zombie girls don't have much reasoning ability, so they can only nod vigorously.
Li Xiaoxie suppressed the excitement in his heart, still pretending to be light-hearted, and said: "I am willing to lose the bet, then I have to fulfill the gambling contract now, so what, Xiaomei, come over first, and let the shopkeeper help you check your body." ”
A zombie named Xiaomei didn't know that bad luck was coming, and happily jumped in front of Li Xiaoxie.
Then Li Xiaoxie swallowed his saliva, and a pair of salty pig hands trembled and slowly rushed to Xiaomei's chest.
It's a shame to say that Li Xiaoxie's grasp of Nailong, which he has studied for a long time, has no chance to use it on girls, but now he actually practices it on female zombies.
Li Xiaoxie's breathing became more and more rapid, and the pair of salty pig hands were getting closer and closer to the zombie Xiaomei's breasts, just when Li Xiaoxie's trick was about to succeed.
Suddenly, a curious and sharp female voice sounded from behind Li Xiaoxie: "Ah, what are you doing?" ”
"I'll go!" Li Xiaoxie was so frightened by this sudden voice that the three souls and seven spirits were about to fly, and then scolded angrily: "Who is it? Isn't that adding to the chaos? Such an academic practice was interrupted by you. ”