Chapter 009, teach zombies to dance mechanical dances
The only fly in the ointment is that the orcs have not found a suitable candidate.
The little girl of the dog clan who loves sugar hasn't been here for many days, and I heard that the beast clan has not been stable recently, so it is estimated that something big is about to happen.
For safety reasons, Li Xiaoxie also temporarily gave up expanding his business within the beast clan.
However, for the time being, there is a ghost clan and the demon clan to support it, and this turnover is not a big problem, so let's consider it when you want to develop further in the future.
As for the blood clan, Li Xiaoxie didn't think about it, he really didn't have any oil and water, the low-level blood clan was already so poor that he had to take out his trouser pocket to buy a tomato, let alone buy other things. Li Xiaoxie didn't think about it, to be a villain, with his three-inch eloquence, it is not impossible to fool these blood clans who have no thinking ability to even take out the funeral goods, but thinking about this matter is too special and lacking in morality, so he decisively gave up.
You have to be principled, you can't be like those unscrupulous businessmen, do everything that lacks virtue, what's the difference between that and a beast.
That night, there was a large cart of goods, which was received by the pig demon, this guy was quite perceptive, and after transforming into a human form, he handled things properly, and later sent the goods to the grocery store to Li Xiaoxie for a while, Li Xiaoxie also knew how to buy people's hearts, and rewarded the pig demon with a sweet potato feast, and the pig demon gave the beautiful walk to the wind.
The matter of sorting out the goods was handed over to the hanged ghost and the two ghosts he brought, the efficiency of the ghost clan was fast, and it didn't take long to sort out the goods properly according to Li Xiaoxie's requirements, Li Xiaoxie looked at the staggered and uniform goods on the shelves, and couldn't help nodding and praising it, and announced on the spot that the two ghosts would take office immediately, and the business at night in the future would be handed over to the two of them, and the salary was the same as that of the hanged ghost, 50 million coins per month, enough for them to live in the casino for a while.
Because of the arrival of a new batch of goods, Li Xiaoxie asked the hanged ghost to bring back a few more symbolic goods to open the eyes of those high-level ghost clans. "Ahh
The hanged ghost had a very clear expression, patted his chest and replied: "Shopkeeper, I know what to do, these high-level ghost clans are all two hundred and five, and they have a lot of money, don't pit them." β
"The children can be taught, but, ah**ah, next time we use the words of attention, when will we pit them? It's a fair deal, but if they hadn't begged for it, would I have agreed to sell it to them? β
The hanged ghost hurriedly nodded yes: "Yes, yes, what the shopkeeper said is that I misunderstood." β
Only then did Li Xiaoxie turn his anger into joy and said, "Well, it's good to understand." Ahh β
The hanged ghost beat his chest like a chicken blood and said, "Shopkeeper, just wait and see!" I'll pull you a cart of real money tomorrow. β
Watching the hanged ghost drive away in a Ferrari, the corners of Li Xiaoxie's mouth hooked, and he said with infinite emotion: "There are talents there!" β
It is foreseeable that in the near future, there will be a big fool in the ghost clan who will not pay for his life.
With these two ghosts in the grocery store, Li Xiaoxie can finally sleep peacefully, and there is no need to worry that these two ghosts will fill their pockets, because the ghost clan can only use some dark coins and paper sacrifices or something, these things The ghost clan has to burn them before they can receive them, not to mention that these things Li Xiaoxie has a register, and it is good to compare the turnover in the morning, it is clear whether it is more or less.
After a night of nothing, Li Xiaoxie got up early in the morning the next day, stretched his waist refreshed, washed up briefly in the inner room, changed into a piece of clothing, and walked to the grocery store.
Looking up, the two ghosts were gone, but they had cleaned up the grocery store in an orderly manner, and Li Xiaoxie walked towards the counter while admiring the more neat grocery store with his hands behind his back. When I got to the counter and opened the drawer, I immediately smiled, and saw piles of gold, silver and jewelry in the drawer.
It seems that last night's performance was not bad, and what was even more commendable was that the two ghosts were able to do things so meticulously, which made Li Xiaoxie feel a strong sense of joy and a little guilty at the same time, because 50 million dark coins were undoubtedly the price of cabbage for him, and he only needed to spend a few hundred yuan to buy hundreds of millions of dark coins.
But if you think about it carefully, everyone's values are different, for the ghost clan, 50 million coins a month is already a lot, and besides, everything is too late, and it is not a good thing to give too much money, which will make these two ghosts have a feeling that money is very easy, which is not conducive to the long-term development of grocery stores.
After Li Xiaoye locked the gold, silver and jewelry, he suddenly heard a strange noise at the door of the store, and hurriedly went out to find out.
When I walked to the door, I found that it was the zombie guy and the six zombie girls he brought.
Li Xiaoxie asked, "Big brother zombie turned out to be you, why did you come so early?" β
The zombie dude waved his hand stiffly, then pointed to the sky in fear.
Li Xiaoxie looked in the direction of the zombie's finger, and then said with emotion: "Unexpectedly, zombie brother, you are still a blood clan who knows how to appreciate, do you want to tell me that today is a rare and sunny day, and it is a rare good weather?" β
The girls of the blood clan sweated violently in unison, and some panicked jumped up and down to hide in the shade.
The zombie guy shook his head like a rattle, and compared with his hand a movement that I was afraid of, Li Xiaoxie understood, and said with an embarrassed face: "Sorry, sorry, I forgot that you can't see the sun." Hurry up and hide inside, I'll prepare some props for you. β
After saying that, Li Xiaoxie ran to the grocery store for a while, and it didn't take long for him to come out with a few sets of raincoats, hats and black sunglasses, and quickly helped the zombie brothers and zombie girls put them on, and then touched a bottle of sunscreen out of nowhere, and rubbed a thick layer of sunscreen on them, and it was done.
Li Xiaoxie clapped his hands and said to a few dumbfounded zombies: "Okay, it's no problem now, let alone standing in the low sun, it's no problem to lie down and sunbathe." β
But the zombie brothers and sisters still have palpitations, looking scared, Li Xiaoxie patiently persuaded them, and then led them to the sun step by step, and then the zombie brothers and zombie girls saw that there was nothing unusual, so they were relieved, let go of their hands and feet bouncing in the sun, happy like a group of ** teenagers who had just gone on vacation.
Li Xiaoxie watched them play happily, and a bright smile appeared on his face. I really didn't expect it! I actually played so well with a group of zombies, but this is also very good, since adapting to the life here, Li Xiaoxie feels a lot easier, compared with the real world outside, life here is more quiet, there are not so many intrigues, there is no need to play tricks with people all the time, tired to death.
Let the zombies jump first, Li Xiaoxie went to the kitchen to prepare today's breakfast, roasted three sweet potatoes, killed a chicken, put the chicken blood in a large bowl, and then cooked another bowl of porridge. The sweet potato is for the pig demon, the chicken blood is for the zombies, and the porridge is Li Xiaoxie's own. The breakfast of one person, one demon and a few zombies is complete.
After eating breakfast, he found that it was still early, so Li Xiaoxie gathered the zombie brothers and zombie girls together, and said, "Come, zombie brothers and zombie girls, now I will teach you to dance a simple mechanical dance!" It's simple, just take advantage of your stiffness and match it with devilish steps, like this. β
Saying that, Li Xiaoxie improvised a mechanical dance on the spot, the best dance posture and chic dance steps made people pleasing to the eye and enthusiastic. From the eager expression of the zombie girl, you can know that the gold content of Li Xiaoxie's dance is not low.
This mechanical dance was still learned by Li Xiaoxie when he was in high school, at that time, in order to chase a senior sister who loves to dance, Li Xiaoxie was out of the way, and in just three months, he became a hip-hop master, and then defeated his rival in the hip-hop dance field. I thought I could hug the beauty, but I didn't expect the senior sister to say softly: "I like mature men." Li Xiaoxie suddenly burst into tears.
The past is unbearable! Thinking about it, every bit of it is tears, but fortunately, with this skill in the body, it can still be used, and the eyes of several zombie girls are about to burst into tears, for them who love to jump, Li Xiaoxie's wild dance posture is so handsome that it can't be more handsome.