Section 737 is finally over
(Let's continue the three watches today, I can't think of the three watches, nearly 10,000 words are updated every day, and some people say that I "update so little", and I am angry and crying without tears.) But I'll keep trying. )
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Sima violently wiped the blood from the corners of his eyes (he also fought.) )。
Standing suddenly between the two girls: "Two, one of you has to come first and come first, I promised to send you first?" ”
The two girls said, "Who are you?" We don't know you at all, right? ”
Sima said chaotically: "I'll talk to you first!" And you're girls, you have to be reserved, you can't get into a stranger's car indiscriminately! ”
The lively one secretly carried Li Huaifeng on his back, pinched Sima Chao's cheeks, and showed a fierce expression: "You shut up the old lady!" This is the biggest opportunity in my mother's life, if you dare to stir up the yellow, I won't let you go! ”
As she spoke, she immediately turned back into a gentle and delicate girl: "We can't get used to your car!" It's this little brother's car, which is more sincere! ”
Sima was messy: This woman changed her face too quickly! What else does it mean that the car is sincere? You just say that his car is good!?
"What about people?" Sima Chao said loudly: "Aren't you? Obviously, I'm more temperamental, wiser, more capable, and more knowledgeable, right!? Isn't it that the most important thing for a person is not what clothes to wear or what kind of car he drives, but whether he has a noble personality and a majestic soul that is the most precious!? ”
The gentler woman pulled away the lively girl, picked up her bag, and smashed Sima Chao and sat on the ground without standing firmly, her forehead was bruised, her eyes were as if she was going to kill, and she gritted her teeth and said, "How far and how far away!" Or I'll kill you! ”
Then he turned around, and immediately became red lips and white teeth, and his smile was like a flower, and he was cute and cute: "Ahahaha...... It's really, it's a hassle to be pestered by such annoying people all the time! ”
Li Huaifeng smiled: "It's okay, you're so beautiful, it's normal for someone to talk to you." ”
"But I'm actually a very conservative girl, and I usually have very few friends, and I rarely go out on the street." The girl said immediately.
"yes, yes, so do I." Another said: "I'm so big, I basically don't know a few male friends, but the few I know are all gay!" ”
is actually expressing his purity and innocence to Li Huaifeng!? Oh, my God! Is it true that anyone can drive a luxury car!? Aren't all girls now!?
Li Huaifeng shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression.
Sima Chao knelt on the ground, and was raising his hand to ask Cang Tian painfully, when a person behind him kicked him on the back of the head.
The previous security guard carried his pot and baton: "Why are you here again?" Yes? Didn't you tell you your little bouncing car couldn't stop here? Are you playing cat and mouse with me? Yes? I can't take care of you and come here to make trouble? Drive away, go away, go away! ”
"You-!" Sima Lan now wants to kill someone.
Sima stood up suddenly, reasoned with the security guard again, quarreled for a long time, and finally felt embarrassed, so he had to drive away, walked to the car door, and smiled at himself.
Sima pulled the car door suddenly: "Li Huaifeng, you wait for me!" ”
And then...... Sima Lan was surprised, he was angry, his strength was too great, he directly dragged the car door from the car body, and now he was carrying a car door in his hand, crying and laughing.
The people around him laughed and leaned back.
"Oh my God, don't go out on the street with this IQ!"
"Haha, this guy is so funny."
"Pure second goods."
"He picks up girls, he picks up girls, and one wheel is enough for him to sell his kidney!"
Sima Chao was so aggrieved, in the wind, he had already driven away with the two girls.
Li Huaifeng got into the car and started, and then said into the Bluetooth headset: "Xiao Tian, you are really good, do what you say, you can really do it!" ”
Zhao Xiaotian on the other end of the phone said: "Haha, big brother, now you know the benefits of being rich, right?" ”
Li Huaifeng said: "I didn't expect things to go so smoothly. ”
Zhao Xiaotian sighed: "People are poor, short horses, thin and long, every Cinderella has expectations for Prince Charming, this is not a snob can be summed up by a label, what girl doesn't want to ride a white horse, have a prince with a castle, like in a fairy tale?" It's just that there are too few fairy tales, and most of them are just a shameful deal. ”
"Alright, the bet has been won, let's go back to São Paulo now, take the loop, you wait for me at school, I should be able to go back before school. Oh, by the way, I've got to send two girls home first. ”
The two girls in the back heard Li Huaifeng calling, and after hanging up, a girl giggled and said, "Little brother, we are actually not in a hurry to go home, we can go around!" ”
Li Huaifeng shook his head: "Forget it, I'm in a hurry, where are you going?" I'll send you! ”
The two girls looked at each other, and they both felt very surprised, why did the graceful prince disappear in an instant just now, why did he suddenly become less sensitive? The conversation was successful, and you sent us home directly? What are you doing here? Really learn from Lei Feng!?
Sima yelled angrily in his car and slammed the steering wheel: "Damn! Cheap security! It's home! No one is going to be there all day long! Wait for Lao Tzu to turn around and find someone to kill you! Kill you! ”
"And that stinky manager! What a dog's eye! I'm going to put your company out of business! Fail! ”
"And that captain of the city management, he still wants to beat this young master, I will let you know sooner or later, what is afraid, I want you to kneel down for me! Kowtow! Stand corrected! ”
"And those two little **, I will remember you, I will remember each and every one of you! I'll play you to death and get your retribution! Retribution! Next Ao, die Li Huaifeng, in order to save money, you rented me such a broken car, damn, you should drive slowly, drive so fast to be reincarnated! ”
Sima stepped on the accelerator violently, but a nineteen-handed Chery QQ, what can he do if he steps on the accelerator again? Li Huaifeng drove normally, and he let him eat car farts steadily.
Sima ran and smashed the steering wheel while scolding, but when he smashed it, there was a problem, and with all his might, the steering wheel was taken off by him!
Sima Chao was holding the steering wheel in his hand, and the whole person was stunned.
What's going on? Put it on the plate and take it down? The car couldn't turn at all, and he pressed back in a panic, so how could he press it back, but his car was almost moving forward in an S shape, and all the cars thought that the owner of the car had cramps, how could he drive like this!
Sima Ran took the gear holder to cooperate with the brakes, slowly pulled over, and called Li Huaifeng: "Hey! ”
"What are you doing?"
"I ...... My car broke down, you come back to pick me up! ”
Li Huaifeng said: "Oh, this is not very good, I don't have a deep friendship with you!" ”
"Do you want to go back to school with me!?"
"Hey, you poor ghosts, you're so troublesome!"
Li Huaifeng hung up the phone, sent the two girls away, the car turned back, and saw a car door (I don't know why, he just refused to put it down), the pestle was in the middle of the road, and when Sima was in chaos, he smiled and leaned back together.
"What are you laughing at? My car broke down, and you're going to have to take me back to school. "As he spoke, he was about to get in the car.
Li Huaifeng stopped Sima Chao: "Alas, alas, you got in the car, what should I do with this car?" ”
Sima went up and kicked the broken car: "Open your dog's eyes, this car is broken and scrapped!" The steering wheel can be taken off halfway through the car, is this a car driven by a person? ”
Li Huaifeng said: "No matter how you say it, this car is rented, we have to send it back!" ”
"So what do you say?"
Li Huaifeng thought for a while: "I'm pulling you in front, you have a big rope in the car, right?" I'll pull you, you just need to control the direction in the back, and I'll tie the steering wheel to ...... for you. ”
Sima Chao's heart is holding his breath! The heart said that he was so decent, why did he swap roles with him for a day? Is this a self-inflicted pleasure? So far, what to bet on and what to lose, what to bet on and what to lose, and today is a day with this broken car, endless anger!
"Good, good! I'm in the back. It seemed that he suddenly remembered something: "Be careful when driving!" Trailers are not like driving in normal cars, so you have to pay attention to safety. ”
"Don't worry, it's not my first time driving." Li Huaifeng said.
Sima Chao thought about it, but still felt uneasy, and said, "Li Huaifeng, let's discuss, if I think you are driving too fast and want you to slow down, what should I do?" ”
"Call?!"
Sima said chaotically: "My car doesn't start, just let you pull it away, if there is a situation, I will call, you answer the phone, don't say whether it is safe or not, just waste the time on this, it is enough for me to die eight times!" ”
"So what do you say?"
"If I think you're fast, flash the left headlight, if you think you're slow, flash the right headlight, if you stop, if there's an emergency, hit the double flash, you pay attention then, okay?"
Li Huaifeng thought for a while: "Don't you still have a car horn?" ”
Sima said angrily: "It's bad! ”
Li Huaifeng asked in surprise: "When?" When you rented it, it was all good, but why was everything bad in your hands? ”
Sima said chaotically: "I smashed the steering wheel a few times, the horn wire was in the steering wheel, and now the steering wheel has been ripped off, what do you say!?" ”
Li Huaifeng waved his hand: "Whatever you want, just rely on the lights." ”
There was no way, Li Huaifeng drove a Cadillac of more than 6 million yuan, pulling a bouncing car with 19 hands, seven unwilling in his heart, eight unhappy, and completely forgetting that his car was simply chaotic.
Pulling Sima Chao's little jump onto the highway, Li Huaifeng didn't dare to drive too fast, and always maintained a normal speed.
Sima Chao's appearance is a bit thunderous. His steering wheel was tied to the back, and he didn't dare to turn hard, and his car door was dropped, but he was afraid of being caught by the traffic police, so he had to stretch out one hand to support it. Let's imagine that Sima Chao held the car door with one hand and pretended that his car had a door, and held the steering wheel with the other hand, staring at Li Huaifeng's car butt with trepidation like a monkey cub.
Li Huaifeng was chaotic, and he was not happy in his heart, and he was even less happy. At this time, a Porsche sports car brushed the ground and overtook Li Huaifeng, and when the owner was next to him, he inexplicably stretched out his hand, raised his middle finger, and laughed at him loudly: "**! Come after me! ”
"Alas, you're a!" Li Huaifeng's car butt that was gradually moving away suddenly became nameless!