Section 736 Ultimate PK
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Sima looked at the chengguan: "Do you buy clothes?" My suit is a world-class luxury brand handmade in Italy, the original price is 135,000, and now after the hands of this handsome aristocrat, the price increase is less than 15%, and it is only sold for 150,000! What do you think? Got a heartbeat? Doesn't it feel like a good deal? ”
Li Huaifeng was in the car, and lowered his head in shame, and all the vendors around him who were watching from a distance hung their heads in disappointment.
One person sighed and shook his head: "This is simply a shame in our practice stall world!" ”
"Seeing that the chengguan doesn't run, he still sells to the chengguan, what does he think he is? Is it a champion to the death? ”
The leader of the chengguan looked at this idiot, and he was stunned for a while, and he didn't know what to do with Sima Chao.
A follower behind him came up and said, "Captain, this kid did it on purpose, right?" He's insulting you! ”
The leader of the chengguan stared at Sima Chao, and said in his heart that this young man is really a species! Illegally occupying land here to set up a stall, I didn't run or talk about it when I saw the chengguan, and I sold it!? And a torn dress will cost me 150,000 when I open my mouth! You kid is not only insulting my profession, but also insulting my IQ!
"What are you doing?" The chengguan leader asked.
"Buying clothes." Sima replied with a red face.
An old lady with roasted sweet potatoes passed by Sima Ran, shook her head, sighed, and walked away.
"Who told you to sell clothes here?" The chengguan leader asked.
"This ...... Sell it yourself, can't you? "Sima Lan finally found out, this guy seems to be a little unkind.
Immediately a little unhappy: "Do you want to buy it or not?" If you don't buy it, don't stick with it here, while playing, I still have to do business? ”
The leader of the chengguan team was pulled aside by Sima Chao, and he was overwhelmed with surprise.
His deputy came up again: "Provocation! Captain, this is a **naked provocation, let's set up a stall! ”
The leader of the urban management team stopped his deputy and returned to Sima Chao: "Boy, you are quite horizontal!" ”
Young Master Sima Chao's temper had already come up, and he looked at the captain of the city management coldly: "Hey, if you don't want to die, hurry up and let Young Master Ben stay away, today is the first time Young Master Ben has practiced stalls, don't look for it!" ”
The chengguan team leader smiled: "You definitely have a mental problem, brothers, give me this mess!" ”
"Yes!"
Next, a scene that everyone liked to see was staged, four or five security guards came up and began to set up stalls, shouting and scolding, and Sima Chao couldn't stop it.
The surrounding practice stalls are waiting to see such a scene, and they all feel relieved at this time, ho! Good! Finally clean him up! Huh? How did we talk to the chengguan!?
Thirty minutes later, Sima sat sullenly on a bench in the International Trade Center, and Li Huaifeng bought him another bottle of mineral water to calm down here.
The more Sima Chao thought about it, the more angry he became, he put down the water suddenly, and asked Li Huaifeng: "Li Huaifeng, you say, did you do it on purpose!?" ”
Li Huaifeng drank water casually, enjoyed a rare leisure time, and said, "What's wrong with me?" ”
"Why don't you let me teach those stinky cops a lesson!?"
Li Huaifeng rolled his eyes: "Please, Sima Dashao, they are chengguan, much more ruthless than the police!" ”
"So what!? I'm not afraid of them! Sima waved his arms: "Their clothes have confiscated my clothes!" ”
Li Huaifeng shook his head: "How fresh?" You set up a stall in a prosperous area, and when you see that the city management doesn't hide, it's too normal for people to not be able to collect things? It's nice that I didn't put you on the ground and stomp on your head. That's what people do. ”
"I'm so angry, when I recover my identity, go to the security guard first, then the manager, and finally the chengguan!"
Li Huaifeng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "What's next?" ”
Sima said chaotically: "Pickle girl! After a while, the two of us will go out and talk to the girl, and whoever the girl goes with will win! ”
Sima thought for a moment: "I'll go to the toilet." ”
Watching Sima walk away, Li Huaifeng covered the phone: "Hey? Your method really works, I sold it for a lot of money, but he's going to be better than a pickle girl, I can't do it, I don't know how to talk to girls, not to mention I still have to talk to strangers, what should I do? ”
Zhao Xiaotian said in his heart, you drive a luxury car of six million, and you still need to talk!? You're all vulnerable to being abducted by girls!
"Big brother, it's very simple, you just need to open the car door, show a confident smile, and then say three words, and the basic things can be ninety percent."
An hour later, it was already afternoon, the two of them had eaten something, and when they walked out of the mall, they saw two girls carrying things at the door, ready to take a taxi.
Sima took a look at it, these two girls were dressed up young and beautiful, fashionable and generous, and they were all stunners with slender figures, revealing a pair of big white legs, typical urban beauties.
Sima Lan smiled slightly: "Boy, look at it!" ”
Sima smiled and walked up to the two girls.
Whew, Sima chaos, steady, believe in yourself, you can do it! This trick has been used more than 10,000 times in the past, and none of them have missed, and this time it is the same! Two sweethearts, you're mine tonight!
With his signature smile, Sima Lan walked in front of the two girls and said with a smile: "Two ladies, take a taxi?" ”
The two girls looked at him. A mediocre-looking boy, dressed in a simple costume, stood in front of them and accosted them. A girl laughed: "yes, take a taxi." ”
Sima laughed nonsense, and his smile was particularly winning: "Most of the cars here are private cars, and it is very troublesome to take a taxi, why don't I send you, if you are interested, I can invite you to dinner, I know a very good Italian restaurant, and their Italian food is very authentic." ”
The two girls covered their mouths and smiled.
Sima was a little embarrassed, a little flustered, what were you laughing at? It's time to make a statement! It's time to flatter me!
But this time, the two girls pouted, held back a smile, shook their heads and refused.
"I'm sorry, we're waiting."
Sima Chao until, they are deceiving people, how can they wait for someone to be in this state, carrying a bunch of things, staring at the taxi in the distance!? It's clearly prevaricating yourself!
Another girl suddenly asked curiously, "Where is your car parked?" ”
Sima Lan felt that there was a play, and he felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and immediately said: "Oh, it's at the intersection of the front road, I'm going to drive." ”
Sima drove the car over in a hurry: "Two, you are in a hurry to go out today, drive this little bouncing to experience life, don't dislike it, get in the car!" ”
The two girls glanced at the car, and the muscles in their faces twitched. The heart said that just your car, who would dare to get on? It looks more dangerous than a black rental!
The more lively girl boldly circled around the car to watch carefully, and said exaggeratedly while watching: "Little brother! You dare to drive this kind of car, and you dare to come out to kill your sister!? Are you sure you weren't sent by the TV station to record the tricky show? I'll go, can you drive this car through twenty veins? You don't drop parts as you go, do you? It won't take a few streets to lose an engine! Forget it, I'd rather be in a wheelchair than dare to get into your car. ”
Sima Lan was surprised!
The heart said, why is this little girl's mouth so damaged? What car can't drive 20 pulses, why should I rent it? Also, what kind of car drops parts while driving?
Sima Chao was just about to refute, when a snow-white Rolls-Royce Gust slowly stopped here.
Sima saw that the mouths of the two beauties were slightly open, and a pair of beautiful faces slowly moved in their sight as the car advanced.
"Rolls-Royce!"
"Oh my God, this handsome little guy in the car is so handsome!"
"It's my food, I like it."
"Mine too."
Sima turned his head in horror and saw that Li Huaifeng did not squint, smiled and lowered the car window, and said into the phone at a moderate volume: "What? Just a few million like asking me to be an image spokesperson? What did he do with me? Is it for the sake of a third-rate star who shows up for a small profit? …… I'm not short of money at all, so you tell him that if his company can't play well, he can consider selling it to me, you ...... Ay! Wait, let's not talk about it, let's talk about it later, I met two goddesses who need help, and this matter is urgent! Hang up! ”
Li Huaifeng immediately pushed the car door and got out of the car, and began to say the first sentence: "Two beauties, is there anything you can serve?" ”
The two little girls were simply overjoyed, shy and dignified on the surface, and it seemed that the atomic bomb had exploded in their hearts!
The lively delicate said: "Oh, it's really annoying, we have been shopping for a day, and we are very tired, but I can't imagine that it is so difficult to call a taxi here today." ”
Sima ran and felt his heart ache, colic! Damn, just now you circled my car three times with a Northeast accent, and I didn't hear it when I said that! Now it's suddenly smaller and shy!? Do you dare to speak well to Young Master Ben!?
looked at Li Huaifeng again, sighed and shook his head: "A beautiful woman can't be without the service of a knight, if you don't dislike it, I can take you two for a ride." Li Huaifeng's second sentence.
"That's a hassle for you!" The girl is embarrassed to be authentic, smiling like a flower, and warm and affectionate.
"yes, people are very embarrassed!"
Li Huaifeng walked straight over, picked up the packages of the two people and put them in the trunk, put them all away, and opened the car door: "If you don't get into the car, I will steal your things, if you get in the car...... I might steal my heart. ”
Sima covered his heart in a mess, this is Li Huaifeng? Is this Li Huaifeng!? When did Li Huaifeng become so good at talking!?
Look at the two girls again, I'll go, one by one, with affection, frowning, wanting to talk and resting, wanting to welcome and refuse, after 0.01 thousandths of a second of hesitation and painful struggle, the lively girl agreed: "Okay! It seems that the hearts of the two of us today will not be able to be saved! ”
The two girls giggled and walked towards Li Huaifeng's car, and Li Huaifeng smiled and pulled the car door next to the door.
Sima bled from seven holes and fell to the ground.