060 Familiar
Aren't you afraid of crushing men to death?
Cheng Yi's voice was like a magic sound, giving Tao Wu a heavy blow!
So she couldn't help but think of the time, she and Lord Mozun were surrounded by a group of righteous monks, and the Demon Venerable escaped with her injured very hard, and finally fell down from exhaustion, and unfortunately was pressed by her wound, so that the two were seriously injured together and captured .......
The past is unbearable, and it is sad to think about it.
Tao Wu silently lowered her head, clasped her hands on her knees, lowered her eyes, and put on a classic wounded girl pose that I was very fragile, I was sad, and I was sad to comfort me.
However, the evil Cheng Yi refused to let her go, "Seriously, little peach, you are so heavy, can you really happily get on a man?" ”
Can it really be?
Is it okay?
was poked in the wound again, and Tao Wu was angry!
"Haven't you heard that the peony flower is also a ghost and a ghost? For beauties like my sister, crushing them to death is also cheaper! If you're not convinced, come to me, do you dare, do you dare, do you really dare? ”
Do you dare, do you dare, do you dare?
Cheng Yi: "......"
Tao Wu snorted coldly, and his tone was even more disdainful, "Besides, the man who was crushed to death by me last time was disdainful of the old lady!" ”
So Cheng Yi began to silently weigh whether the weight of six hundred catties would crush himself......
Then he sadly found that six hundred catties could not crush himself in a short period of time, and it was not necessary for a long time, but in this very short period of time...... Damn, what man would want his time to be short!
Cheng Yi fell into endless sorrow.
After thinking for a long time, he made an expression of looking at death as if he were at home, "Little Peach, I thought about it carefully, although you may have an accident when you go to me, but I don't have any problems with you, don't believe we can give it a try?" ”
Tao Wu replied with a big roll of his eyes.
So Cheng Yi said inch by inch: "Otherwise, you can go to me, it's only six hundred catties, I think I can challenge it." ”
Six hundred pounds only?
Tao Wu's eyes widened, and he snorted coldly: "Who told you that sister, I only have six hundred catties?" Don't you think I'm only 600 pounds because I can't take 600 pounds? Weak explosion! ”
"Damn, how much do you weigh?"
"A woman's age and weight are secrets, do you think I'm going to sue you?"
Cheng Yi: "......"
Actually want to fall in love with such a fierce and heavy woman, is his head funny?!
Tao Wu rested for a while, feeling that his body was not so painful, and then he stood up and was about to leave, but seeing that Cheng Yi was still in a sluggish state, he pushed him again, "Little man, what are you thinking?" Time to go. ”
Cheng Yi leaned his back against the big tree and said slowly: "I suddenly remembered a Yan zhòng question. ”
"If there's a fart, don't put the ink!"
"The freezer truck is to be weighed before entering the warehouse, I originally thought that the two of us added up to less than three hundred catties, and the corpse of the iron-backed centipede is nearly three tons, and it is normal to have a little loss during the thawing process......" Cheng Yi said, "I really didn't expect you to be so heavy, the weight difference is so much, will the golden squid think that Herman has cheated him?" ”
Tao Wu: "......"
His grandmother's sore feet when he stepped on the old lady again!
gave Cheng Yi a fist hard, and she said angrily: "Why do you care about so many idle things, let's still think about how to go to Haohuaxing!" ”
"That's what I was thinking." Cheng Yi smiled with a joke, "There are a lot of private transport ships going to Haohuaxing here, and the security check is not strict, I originally thought that we could mix the cars casually, but I didn't expect you to be so heavy, and you will definitely be found out when you pass the inspection and weighing......"
Tao Wu: "......"
This little man must have done it on purpose!
Is he addicted to stabbing the old lady?
Tao Wu angrily punched Cheng Yi, but after thinking about it, he was still very angry, and continued to punch again.
As a half-blood demon cultivator who has awakened the bloodline of the divine beast, her flesh and bones have been condensed countless times in the process of advancement, and every drop of essence blood contains a huge amount of yuan energy, high concentration and high compression, and her weight will naturally exceed the standard by a little bit, but high-level monks can attract the aura of heaven and earth with every move, and these are never problems.
However, the eggs are not the eggs, and now the cultivation has fallen to the bottom, and there is no spiritual energy to replenish in this broken place, and the magic yuan power is only not in and out, and the only benefit of the body of the divine beast that she used to be proud of is that the skin is rough and the flesh is thick and resistant to beating, and there is also a side effect of excessive weight.
I really can't think about it......
Tao Wu couldn't suppress the irritability in his heart, and was about to punch Cheng Yi again, only to find that the little man had been punched several times by himself, and he had already lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.
Mortals are as fragile as ants, not as good as Lord Demon Venerable, life is really lonely as snow!
Tao Wu clenched his fists sadly.
Whether it was intentional or not, Cheng Yi's plan changed because of this.
Lying on the ground for a long time, Cheng Yi finally got up, because he had specially studied the route before, he pulled Tao Wu to go fast, and he mixed into the airport before dawn, and there were transport ships coming and going everywhere, Cheng Yi looked at the girl next to him, and touched his nose with a headache.
Tao Wu could see at a glance what he was thinking, and couldn't help but admonish: "Don't talk about my weight, when you were in the corpse of the ironback centipede, if I hadn't tried my best to fix my body, you would have been crushed to death by me along the way!" ”
What she said was the truth, her body would always stiffen for a while after drinking the golden scorpion venom, and she was reluctant to waste her magic power, but in order to save Cheng Yi's life, she still recovered one hand for the first time, and clung to the shell wall along the way, for fear that she would accidentally crush Cheng Yi to death.
In fact, not only at that time, whether it was in the belly of the Flame Wind Cow or when the parachute landed, she paid attention to controlling her body, and if necessary, she would waste a small amount of magic power.
Cheng Yi obviously thought of this, and his eyes softened.
The little girl was right, when he was bumping around on the wall of the shell, this girl did not move, and even did not hesitate to expose the secret that she could detoxify herself, and it seemed that she was still worried about herself.
But......
Cheng Yi's eyes darkened again.
The little girl trusted herself more and more, and the more unusual things she inadvertently exposed, but the more she knew, the more the guess in his heart was further confirmed.
If Tao Wu's identity and origin are indeed as he thinks......
"Hey, that car has so much stuff, we shouldn't have a problem mixing in, right?" Tao Wu pushed Cheng Yi and said with some joy.
Cheng Yi looked up.
It was a huge gray-green truck, waiting in line for security not far away, the height of the compartment was almost flush with the entrance of the transport ship, although the outer paint looked ordinary, judging from the model construction and tire material, the things this car was transporting must be unusual, and the truck was obviously modified, look at the location of the exhaust hole......
Cheng Yi frowned, and suddenly felt that some modifications of this car were a little familiar, although they had been carefully disguised, but it was not difficult to find that the structure and layout were ......
, this is obviously my brother's handiwork!