The process of leaving the No. 5 Star of the Wasteland was as smooth as Cheng Yi's plan, the belly of the demon beast did not distinguish between day and night, and the two survived the long journey by dormancy as usual, and when Tao Wu crawled out of a pile of stinking and smoked dung, it was a dark night.

For the sake of safety, the Flame Wind Cow was injected with a high concentration of tranquilizers during transportation, and the big guy was groggy all the way, and when it was about to arrive at the space station, the military was worried about an accident, and it directly fell into a deep sleep, so both of them left the Flame Wind Cow unharmed.

Wiped the dirty sleeping bag on the ground casually, Cheng Yi looked at the black roof of the cage, although it was still boundless darkness, he had a feeling of regaining his life.

However, their escape did not come to an end.

Tao Wu pursed his lips and said, "There are a lot of soldiers with loaded guns outside, how are we going to leave?" ”

"Yo, in a few days, you can even use idioms!" Cheng Yi knocked on her head with a smile and said, "Of course it's from the fecal dumping mouth!" ”

Vomit~

Tao Wu did not hesitate to burrow back into the sleeping bag again.

After lying dormant in the dark for half an hour, the melodious mechanical female voice finally echoed in the transport ship, and after the prompt sound of preparing to land was repeated three times, Cheng Yi patted Tao Wu's head, "It's time for us to jump." ”

The garbage generated by the transport ship was directly thrown into space, and Tao Wu and Cheng Yi were mixed in a pile of hill-like excrement and quietly separated from the warship.

After a free fall for a distance, Cheng Yi judged the height, tapped a button on his wrist, and the cloak and sleeping bag made of third-order animal skin once again showed its versatility, and a black-gray parachute quietly opened in the dark, slowly expanding in mid-air.

After the umbrella surface was stretched to the extreme, Cheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to say something, when his face suddenly changed.

it, shouldn't it be time to slow down? Why does the parachute fall so fast?

The parachute was not broken or leaking, and the speed was too abnormal, could it be that they were carrying something too heavy?

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the ground, and the speed of falling had not slowed down, Cheng Yi frowned, and subconsciously said to the girl in his arms: "Little peach, throw away the backpack......"

Then I heard the girl muttering, "Everything is thrown into the storage bag, how can there be any backpack?" ”

So why......

Cheng Yi's heart moved, and his eyes turned sharply to Tao Wu, "Why did it fall so fast, did you bring something particularly heavy?" ”

The girl rarely turned her face away, and her voice was soft and glutinous, "What is anything particularly heavy, you see, I have nothing clean on my body!" ”

Cheng Yi couldn't help frowning.

The parachute he prepared had a weight of 200 kilograms, and he and Tao Wu combined weighed less than 300 kilograms, even if there was anything on his body, it stands to reason that he should not be overweight......

Could it be that this girl is hiding something?

Thinking like this, he couldn't help but glance at Tao Wu more.

The girl seems to be a little afraid of heights, her big eyes are tightly closed, and her long eyelashes are trembling, as if she is afraid, but more like ...... Guilty.

Cheng Yi froze slightly.

Why is she weak-hearted?

But at this point he didn't have time to think more.

Although the parachute played a certain role, due to inexplicable reasons, the height he chose to jump was too low, and seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the ground, Cheng Yi began to try his best to adjust the direction and find a suitable buffer place.

Fortunately, his luck was not bad, there was a tall forest not far away, and the wind in the air was very strong, but Cheng Yi broke out in a cold sweat, and finally made a turn of the parachute at the last moment and fell towards the woods.

5 seconds ~ 4 seconds ~ 3 ......

Cheng Yi counted silently, and was about to meet the impending impact, when the girl in his arms suddenly moved!

Near the moment before landing, Tao Wu took the initiative to break free from his embrace, broke away from the parachute and jumped into the woods.

"Hey, what are you doing, it's going to kill people!" Cheng Yi shouted, and suddenly closed his mouth again.

The next scene almost blinded him.

The girl's feet were light, constantly moving and jumping in the woods, the movements were light like fluttering butterflies, seemingly effortless, the strength was amazing, the thick branches were constantly broken, the girl buffered countless times, and finally fell to the ground heavily.

The ground was smashed into a deep hole!

Completely different from Tao Wu, Cheng Yi's speed quickly slowed down.

Floating to the ground with a parachute on his back, Cheng Yi rubbed his temples and felt a little dizzy.

After a long time, he pushed the girl sitting on the ground, and his voice was as ethereal as smoke, "Little Peach, sue me, how heavy do you weigh?" ”

"It's about the same as you!" The girl rubbed her waist and looked at him innocently.

"Fuck you, that's pretty much the same as me!" Cheng Yi couldn't bear it anymore, and directly opened his arms to hug Tao Wu, as he imagined, this girl was as heavy as a stone!

No, it's heavier than a stone!

Cheng Yi didn't hug at first, but the man's self-esteem made him increase his strength, but he still didn't pick it up, so he continued to increase his strength......

And then the egg......

The exhausted man sat down on the ground, panting and asked, "Stinky girl, how much do you weigh?" ”

Tao Wu said with a little weakness: "I don't know, I haven't measured it." ”

"No, maybe you measured it too." Cheng Yi said, "As a result, you crushed other people's scales, so you didn't measure them." ”

I rub!

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

Tao Wu stood up suddenly, and pushed Cheng Yi over, "You have little strength to admit it, but you are embarrassed to blame me for being heavy?" Blame me? Do you blame me? ”

"No, you really can't be blamed for that." Cheng Yi got up from the ground and said slowly: "I can only blame the grade of the genetic enhancement liquid that my grandfather prepared for me is not high enough, and I can only afford to weigh six hundred catties." ”

Tao Wu: "......"

It's really a dog, she just thinks that this little man is more powerful than ordinary people, but she didn't expect it to be genetically strengthened......

If the average person can't hold something, he will only think that the thing is heavy, but he can't judge the actual weight of the thing, because beyond the limit, no matter how heavy it is, it will be the same for him.

However, Cheng Yi can actually afford to weigh six hundred catties!

The sad truth that has been hidden has been exposed......

Tao Wu simply sat up straight and looked at Cheng Yi with a brutal expression: "The old lady is heavier than the average person, but I have a good figure, how about it, if you are not convinced, you will bite me?" ”

"No, I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced." Cheng Yi sighed faintly: "So far, I only care about one issue. ”

"What's the problem, you can say it."

"Sister, if you weigh 600 pounds and still want to be a man, aren't you afraid of crushing a man to death?"

~~~~~ exam can't be updated tomorrow, don't wait, sorry~~~~