At nine o'clock in the evening, the second girl happily came to the village chief's house.

"Uncle! Are you ready? ”

Hearing Erniu's call, Wang Erwu quickly walked to the lobby, took out a box from a small box, and hurriedly walked outside the house.

Erniu and Wang Erwu looked at each other and smiled, and said in unison, "Action!" With that, the two mysteriously disappeared into the night.

At the top of the mountain, inside the mountain temple, Wang Erwu took out the prepared box, "Erniu, guess what gift your uncle brought you?" Give you three chances, you won't guess! ”

Erniu looked at a square, about ten inches box in front of her, and responded, "Could it be a cake?" ”

Wang Erwu's heart tightened, and while putting his hand in his pocket, he stammered, "What...... How can it be? Of course not! It's so easy for you to guess. As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Erwu felt a lollipop in his pocket, so he was overjoyed, "There are two more chances!" ”

Erniu thought for a moment, "That must be a lollipop?" ”

Wang Erwu broke out in a cold sweat, "What...... How can it be? Of course not! You, guess again. But at this time, Wang Erwu's pocket was empty, and if he took it out, he would only have his own house key left, so he wouldn't make his house key a gift.

"Then I can't guess, uncle, tell me quickly." The second girl looked at Wang Erwu curiously!

"Hey, hey!" Wang Erwu took out a plate, "Can't guess, right?" ”

Erniu glanced at Wang Erwu with disdain, "Uncle, no wonder you can't catch up with your aunt!" You're really worried about your IQ, do you have a plate for girls? ”

"Girl! Uncle's wisdom is obvious to all, and the sun and the moon can learn from it! ”

"Yes! I've seen it. The reason why I don't say it is because you are an elder, and I take care of your face. ”

Wang Erwu ignored Erniu's ridicule, "Look at this plate, crystal clear, dignified and generous, under the illumination of the moonlight, it can also refract a beautiful light, and it is resistant to falling, even if you accidentally drop it on the ground when you use it, it will not be broken lightly, in fact, this is a spirit!" The spirit of perseverance, my uncle sent this to you has a meaning, I hope you will be strong on the road of learning, and don't give up lightly! ”

Erniu sighed, "Alas, you city people are just good at talking!" Do you really think that our children in the mountains can't tell the difference between plastic and porcelain? I can't bear to expose you. ”

Wang Erwu scratched his head and said with a smile, "Okay, you can accept the plate that your uncle gave you." Next, Uncle is going to show you a superpower. ”

"Superpowers?"

"Yes, my uncle has had superpowers since he was a child, just like Superman in the movie, saving the world."

The second girl pointed to the cliff on the other side of the mountain disdainfully, "Then you fly one and show me!" Bragging! ”

"Who bragged? Not all superpowers can fly, uncle's superpowers are ......"

"Seventy-two changes?" The second girl blinked.

"Don't keep talking about that monkey, uncle's superpower is to make Erniu's wishes come true!" After speaking, he opened the ten-inch box, took out a cake, and smiled, "Look, the cake and lollipop that Er Niu guessed just now, my uncle's idea has changed!" Amazing, right? ”

Erniu shook her head, "Alas, naïve! But for the sake of your sincerity, I won't expose you. After a while, the second girl regained an extremely innocent expression, "Wow! It's amazing! Uncle is awesome! ……”

Wang Erwuyi was stunned, "Hehe, Erniu, you praised it falsely!" Come on, come on, eat quickly. ”

The second girl took a bite of the cherry on the top of the cake and smiled sweetly, "Uncle, I praise you so much, can you let me eat more!" ”

"Absolutely! Bring the plate, uncle will cut it for you! ”

"Isn't that plate a gift for me?"

"Girl, uncle will tell you a story, there was a military strategist during the Three Kingdoms period, called Zhuge Liang, what is his most powerful, do you know?"

Erniu shook her head.

"He's so powerful in a pair of eyes, thief poison! Thief quasi! Make the best use of your talents. ”

"What do you mean, uncle, can you explain it?"

"That's it...... How can I explain it to you, do you farm? ”

"Of course, every family in our village farms."

"Well, plant rice in the depths, and lotus flowers in the depths, so you can understand? Wherever there is something available, make the most of it. Just like this plate, it's ready to be used for cakes right now! ”

"Oh, I see, what uncle means is to eat and try not to get your hands dirty, because hands are for farming? Is it? ”

Wang Erwuyi was stunned, and said helplessly, "Erniu is so smart!" ”

"But, uncle, you still have so many plates in your hand, why do you want to use me?"

"Child, can you go home to Baidu to say hello......"

Suddenly, Erniu's expression changed, and without saying much, she swallowed the cake on the plate in one bite.

"Erniu, what's wrong? Why do you eat so fast? And no one is robbing you. Is. ”

Erniu pointed to Wang Erwu's back in a panic, looking very nervous.

Wang Erwu turned his head suddenly, it was actually Lin Ruoxi.

"You, you, why are you here?" Wang Erwu said nervously.

"Seeing you two sneaky, I knew that there was nothing good, and as soon as I was curious, I followed." Lin Ruoxi glanced at the thing placed next to Wang Erwu, and smiled softly, "Erwu, what's over there?" After speaking, he pointed.

"What? Are you pretending to be folks? You're a city dweller, don't you know cake? After speaking, he subconsciously protected the cake with his body.

"No, of course I know the cake, it's just, you see, it's dark, my eyes are not good, hehe." After speaking, he swallowed his saliva.

Erniu cautiously walked to Wang Erwu's side and whispered, "Uncle, don't you have superpowers?" Can you temporarily change your aunt away? ”

"Erniu, my uncle has run out of superpowers today. Just now, my uncle paid attention to the celestial phenomena, and calculated that there would be a catastrophe tonight, which was inevitable! ”

"Well, why don't we run away?"

"Run? Did you escape? The six babies in the gourd baby are stealth babies! Didn't you still get caught by her? Let's not come by force, let's talk peacefully! Wang Erwu and Erniu finished summing up, and said to Lin Ruoxi with a smile, "Ruoxi, you are so beautiful today, look at your face, especially your perfect body, this curve is impeccable!" ”

"Thanks, is there a reward for that? You can award any prize points, such as fruit chocolate cake or something. Lin Ruoxi swallowed again.

"Ruoxi, girl, you should not eat too much at night, it is easy to cause obesity. After all, we are here to support the cause of education in the village, and when we go back, we will become a big fat man, your brother may think that I will take you on a trip abroad, right? ”

"Don't worry, I'm born with a physique that doesn't eat fat! Really, and as the saying goes, it is virtue for a woman to eat. Lin Ruoxi nodded sincerely.

"Okay, I'll tell you a story first, so that you can understand some truth, have you heard Kong Rong let the pear and the cup of soup? One is humble, the other is threatening, so obviously the former is more respected by everyone, isn't it? ”

"You're trying to give me your share of the cake? I love you to death, two-five! After speaking, he snatched the cake from Wang Erwu's hand with lightning speed.

Wang Erwu and Erniu both felt extremely frightened, "Oh my God! The legendary Limbo microstep? ”

Wang Erwu looked at Lin Ruoxi, who was eating with relish, "What are you doing with me?" You go ahead and tell your story! ”

"Oh, by the way, during the Three Kingdoms period, one day, the military advisor Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei ate together......"

"Why did this tuberculosis turn into a shell mantis again?"

"Oops! You say that when you eat cake, you don't have a taboo? I'll translate it to you in modern Chinese! Wang Erwu continued, "One day, Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei were having a barbecue on the side of the road, and Zhang Fei's old boy caught another rabbit, and after it was cooked, he ate two rabbit legs, Zhuge Liang looked at him with a smile, and he didn't say he wanted to eat, let alone rob it!" Later, Zhang Fei thought about it, it was a bit too much to eat alone, so he had to give a little bit to the military advisor, so he gave a rabbit ear to the military advisor, guess what the military advisor did? ”

"Of course it's a hurry to eat!" Lin Ruoxi replied while biting the cake.

"This is the difference between the military advisor and you, Uncle Zhuge waved his hand, and said humbly, Lao Zhang, you can eat, alas, recently I watched the sky at night, you don't have much time, you can eat a day is a day, Zhang Fei died after eating...... Zhuge Liang shook his fan and sighed, alas, I really can't imagine that this rabbit actually committed suicide by taking poison for a turtle! The residual poison in the body has harmed Fei'er! Later, the boss who was barbecing on the side asked, "Strategist, could it be that the rabbit is poisonous, so he refused?" The military advisor smiled, how do I know? But I know rabbit ears are meant to be worn, not eaten! ”

"What do you want to say?" Lin Ruoxi had already finished eating a piece and looked at the rest of the box.

"I hope you know how to be humble and don't eat other people's food!"

"Oh, then I'll test the poison myself, and I'll leave this kind of task to me! You can't let your child try, but your child is the future ...... of the motherland."

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