Wang Erwu and Erniu squatted next to the mountain god and looked at Lin Ruoxi helplessly.

"Uncle, can we use an idiom to describe it now? Called sitting still? ”

"Erniu, this is not accurate, let's call it lying on the salary and taste the guts!"

"What do you mean?"

"Let me tell you a story......

"Can you not mention the pig guy? He indirectly made us lose the cake and I don't want to mention him again! ”

"Okay, Erniu, let me tell you more popularly, you won't understand the ancient text, this idiom was said by a chef surnamed Su, who is good at a delicious dish called Dongpo meat! It is said that the meat is delicious, the color and flavor are complete, and although the small shop he opened is not big, it is still full of people every day. At night, this cook is always thinking, he thinks, what should I do if I can't make a lot of money if I am a chef all my life? When can I drive my car on the fifth ring? So he read hard every day, one day, he saw a story, about the Spring and Autumn Period Yue King Goujian, due to defeat, was captured by King Wu to feed the horses, Gou Jian stayed in the stable, but he turned out to be a king after all, this foodie's character can't be changed, what should I do? I was hungry and had nothing to eat, so I looked everywhere and finally fell in love with eating grass! The grass that this horse eats is not fresh, it is generally hay, and this hay tastes a little Q, with good elasticity, but the taste is a little bitter. With the passage of time, the king of Yue likes to eat grass more and more, but the horses he raised are obviously hungry and thin, in case the king of Wu blames it, he can't afford it, so he made up his mind to quit grass! But this grass is addictive to eat, he didn't eat it for a day, he felt uncomfortable, and then he asked someone to get a deer bile, pay attention to hear clearly, it is the deer gall, not the braised egg we eat now! This deer gall is bitter, much more bitter than grass, but he resisted it, so there is a saying of "tasting gall". If this chef surnamed Su wants to be famous, if he wants to be famous, he must be creative and knowledgeable, but he can't completely plagiarize other people's intellectual property rights, what should I do? When will I be able to drive my car up the 5th Ring Road? He suddenly had an idea, hey, Gou Jian, that old boy, eats grass, and he must sleep on the grass! That's "sleeping salary"? So he changed the "taste of gall" to a vest, and changed it to lying down and tasting gall. Later, he became one of the eight masters of the Tang and Song dynasties. ”

"Does this story tell us to eat more bitter gourd, and then find a way to change the name of bitter gourd, and we will achieve something in the future?" The second girl asked suspiciously.

"No, I just want to tell you a story, to divert your attention, and when the femme fatale is full, see if we can still pick up a leak or something......"

Lin Ruoxi buried her head in hard work, "The story is very exciting!" Go on. ”

Wang Erwu knelt down, "Big sister! Haven't eaten in three months, right? That plate is my gift to Erniu, you should be a bakiti? ”

Erniu patted Wang Erwu's shoulder sympathetically, "Alas, forget it, uncle, the reality is like this, the weak eat the strong!" Fortunately, I had the foresight to swallow a large piece first. ”

On the way home, Wang Erwuyi didn't say a word......

"What's wrong? Eat your cake, do you get angry? Lin Ruoxi looked at him innocently.

"Is it a cake thing? Twelve-inch cake, the second girl eats one and a half inches, you eat ten and a half inches, and take out six plates! I, am I angry? The point is that I didn't eat dinner either! "Wang Erwu is extremely aggrieved.

After entering the village chief's house, Wang Erwu began to rummage through his box, "Where is my instant noodles?" …… Ruoxi! ”

"What's it called? What a fuss. ”

"Where's the instant noodles in my box? Why is it gone? Did you eat it? ”

"Hey! Don't wronged a good person! I'll follow you out when you go out, where do I have time to eat your instant noodles when I commit crimes? ”

"Didn't you eat it, it still ran away on its own long legs?"

"Don't worry! I can't run, I'm locked in my box, I'll eat tomorrow! ”

"You...... You, you. ”

"For love, lonely stargazing?" Lin Ruoxi sang.

"Can you be full by looking at the stars?"

"Eh, didn't you tell Erniu just now, do you have superpowers? You turn a table full of Han and come out! ”

"I have superpowers, but only three! Can't change things! ”

"Oh? There are three types? Tell me about it! Lin Ruoxi was full, so she was naturally interested in chatting.

"I have a great memory!"

"Oh? How to prove it? ”

"I can remember the seventy-odd digits after the pi rate of 3.1415926!"

"What's the use of life?"

Wang Erwu thought for a while and replied, "Life...... Basically useless. ”

"Then what are you doing with that thing?"

"I'm willful! I'm unique! Whenever people ask me if I have any special skills, I am proud! Do you remember what you said? ”

"Well, it's a specialty! It's too long! What else? ”

"The second superpower! I have a very high level of understanding, and I can learn anything at any time! ”

"Can a sow learn from a tree?"

"No way!"

"Can you learn the sound of a butterfly?"

"Not really!"

"What about the snail crowing?"

"No way!"

"Okay, I didn't say the second one, let's just say the third one!"

Wang Erwu scratched his head, "The third one, I'm a little embarrassed to say." ”

"Are you still embarrassed? The joke was so good that the moon bent over with laughter! You can say that your understanding is very high, and there are more superpowers than this? ”

"The third is that from childhood to adulthood, every time a girl I like, there must be a boyfriend! The circle of friends is used to calling me "compass"! ”

"Hahahaha." Lin Ruoxi laughed, "It's okay!" Don't be discouraged, now that the second child is open, it's a big deal to ask your parents to have another one, whether it's a younger brother or a younger sister, at least someone will provide for you. ”

Before the words fell, Wang Erwu's mobile phone rang, and the caller ID was "dear", "Oh no, I talked too much about the Three Kingdoms today!" Cao Cao is here! ”

"Mom! It's in the village. You haven't rested yet, have you? ”

"I'm ready to rest, I'm calling to emphasize to you again! Our contract has officially come into effect, starting today, within a year, you don't bring me a girlfriend back, you know how to do it? ”

"Yes, Queen Mother."

"Also, Mom won't give you another dime until you bring a girl back, understand?"

"Don't, Mom! The contract doesn't include this additional funding, right? In order to build the school this time, I put all my savings into it, or would you add another 100,200,000? ”

"You can handle your own business, handle it yourself! Mom, that's all there is to it! I don't have any money to spend, so I hurry up to find a daughter-in-law to come back! ”

"I've heard of the pit father, but I haven't heard of the pit son!"

Lin Ruoxi couldn't help but laugh on the side and whispered, "Do you need my help?" What if the matter just now is settled? ”

Wang Erwu chicks nodded like pecking rice.

"Mom! You wait a minute! My girlfriend is on the phone with you! ”

Lin Ruoxi took the phone, "Hey, hello Auntie, I'm Erwu's girlfriend." ”

"Yo, that's a nice sound. The girl is from that village, right? How old are you this year? What's your name? ”

"Auntie, my name is Lin Ruoxi, I'm not from the village, I specially accompanied Erwu here."

"Oops, our family stepped on the ****? Then Ruoxi, you come back from the village and go to your aunt's house for a meal! ”

Lin Ruoxi frowned, thinking to herself, this joke is too big, I'm afraid it will be a goof when the time comes, "Auntie, I still don't bother you, there will be opportunities in the future." ”

"Ruoxi, Auntie's sweet and sour pork ribs and Songjiang fish are absolute ancestral crafts, they are all from your own family, you're welcome, Auntie also wants to see our daughter-in-law as soon as possible, right?"

"Huh? So? Okay, that's good, we'll come back when we come back! Lin Ruoxi was ecstatic.

hung up the phone, Wang Erwu was completely stupid, Ruoxi dared to agree to anything in order to eat......

On the other end of the phone, Wang Erwu's mother Zou Yulan was also dumbfounded, "Agreed?" Could it be that this time it's real? ”