Chapter 0299 - What is the mess of wine
At around eight o'clock in the evening, Ren Nana was lying on the sofa watching TV. Posture casual, concentrated, heard the door knock, knew that it was Luo Yuhan back, hurriedly sat up and put on slippers, and asked with a smile: "Now that I have a long ability, I came back so late." ”
"Sister Police Flower, I came back so late, you didn't even make a call, what you have to do is that you are not me." Luo Yuhan put the bag still on the floor and walked towards Ren Nana.
"You sit down first, and I'll warm up the food for you."
Luo Yuhan walked to the sofa, put his hand on Ren Nana's knee, slid down with his hand, pressed Ren Nana's sleeve-length calf, and said, "Don't be busy, I've eaten outside." ”
A strong smell of wine rushed to Ren Nana, Ren Nana used her hand as a fan, slapped it twice, frowned and said angrily: "Drinking so much wine, your mouth is like a toilet, you can smoke people to death, stay away from me." ”
Luo Yuhan not only didn't move, but approached Ren Nana and sat down.
The smell of alcohol was smoky, and Nana wanted to move away from Luo Yuhan. Luo Yuhan's hand slid down again, and directly touched Ren Nana's smooth little feet, and remembered the words of the third thief to add the princess's feet, and couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at for no reason, are you drinking your brain?" Ren Nana asked.
"Hehe, ridiculous, it's ridiculous, thieves are cheap, thief three, this cheap guy doesn't know how many catties and taels he has, and he actually fell in love with Han Leng."
"Well, thieves and killers are a perfect combination, what's so funny." Ren Nana said with a smile.
"You don't know, when I say the thief is cheap, I don't just mean that he fell in love with Han Leng, he said, he said that he wanted to kiss Han Leng's feet, even if he liked her, he could kiss her anywhere, why did he want to kiss his feet, if he didn't wash his feet, then he would smoke people to death."
Luo Yuhan said and laughed out loud again.
Ren Nana smiled disapprovingly, and said: "Rare and strange, boys like girls, so they should be ready to sacrifice a qiē for girls, which is enough to show that the third thief likes Han Leng from the bottom of his bones, you should stand up and volunteer to match the two, you shouldn't laugh at him." ”
Luo Yuhan glanced at Ren Nana's feet, and asked with a smile: "Let's not talk about matchmaking, do you think that I can only show that I like you from the bottom of my bones if I kiss your feet?" ”
"The reaction is too fast, Luo Yuhan, you won the lottery, the grand prize, that's exactly what I mean, I'll reward you now."
Ren Nana's left foot suddenly flew up and brushed the corner of Luo Yuhan's mouth. Luo Yuhan wiped his mouth, grabbed Ren Nana's feet, and said: "Sister Police Flower, the third thief is a thief, he is not authentic, he is perverted, you are a police flower, you praise him regardless of your identity, more perverted than him, since you like me to kiss so much, I will please you." ”
Luo Yuhan quickly grabbed Ren Nana's small waist, put his mouth up, and wanted to kiss Ren Nana. Ren Nana ducked her head to the side and said, "Luo Yuhan, the wine is suffocating, you want to smoke me to death." ”
"Here's one, see if I can smoke you to death."
Ren Nana was lying on the sofa, crossed her legs, and directly blocked her feet between the two, Luo Yuhan saw that Ren Nana stubbornly refused herself, and she didn't dare to mess around, so she could only laugh and give up.
And Ren Nana was still thinking about Thief San and Han Leng, and said: "Talk about it, laugh and laugh, you are familiar with Thief San and Han Leng, find an opportunity to draw a thread for the two of them, and achieve a good karma, which can also be regarded as your good deeds and accumulation of virtue." ”
Ren Nana is a police officer, and she rarely cares about this kind of nosy thing, seeing that she is so concerned about the affairs of the thief and Han Leng, she can't help asking: "Sister Police Flower, are you in a hurry to bring the two together, are you afraid that I like the new and hate the old." ”
Luo Yuhan hit Ren Nana's thoughts, but Ren Nana didn't want to admit it, glanced at Luo Yuhan, snorted, and said with a big grin: "Although I, Ren Nana, don't dare to say that the country is beautiful and fragrant, but I think it's beautiful and moving, and there are a lot of people chasing me, and they can arrange a police squadron, just your virtue, if I don't pity you, you are like a thief, licking my feet, I will kick you to the edge of the sky." ”
Luo Yuhan grinned and said, "When you say this, it should be me who feels the crisis." ”
"Of course." Ren Nana said proudly.
"In that case, in order to protect my virgin land, I still reclaimed it as soon as possible."
Luo Yuhan said, pretending to be crazy and rushing towards Ren Nana. Ren Nana reacted so quickly, without waiting for Luo Yuhan to pounce on her, her body was crooked, and she repeated the old trick again, putting one foot between the two.
Luo Yuhan originally wanted to scare Ren Nana, but seeing Ren Nana's strong reaction, she said frustratedly: "Sister Police Flower, although we usually live under the same roof, but because of Sha Ruxue and Xia Yiqing, we have never been too close, and now there are only two of us, you can't put away the reserve, you and I have an intimate ......."
Before Luo Yuhan finished speaking, Ren Nana waved her hand and slapped Luo Yuhan's face lightly, and said with a straight face: "Luo Yuhan, I know that you are in a hurry to drink, and I can understand your feelings, but I am telling you, some things can only be done until the wedding night, and you dare to make this kind of request to me again, beware of me turning my face with you." ”
"Reasonable, reasonable," Luo Yuhan said with a smile, "However, the wedding night is so far away that I can't wait." ”
"Can't wait, wait." Ren Nana glanced at Luo Yuhan and said sternly.
"Sister Police Flower, will I give you money?" Luo Yuhan approached Ren Nana and asked with a smile.
When he broke up with the thief, the third thief strongly asked Luo Yuhan to have a treat, Luo Yuhan had to agree, and took the third thief to a small hotel, 52 degrees of liquor, Luo Yuhan drank five bottles, Luo Yuhan was not only fine, but almost scared the third thief to death.
There is a lot of wine and talk, and his behavior is not controlled, Luo Yuhan is indeed a little nonsense at this time.
As soon as Ren Nana heard that Luo Yuhan wanted to give her money, she grabbed the slippers on the ground and hit Luo Yuhan in the face. Luo Yuhan guarded his head and shouted: "Gu Shiyun, you don't hit people in the face, not to mention that I am your husband, it is normal to make that kind of request, even if you don't agree, you can't slap your face." ”
Ren Nana couldn't hit Luo Yuhan's face, so she symbolically slapped Luo Yuhan on the shoulder, and taught a lesson while beating: "You are full of feces and open your mouth, and you think that I Ren Nana is someone, you think that you can defile me with a few stinky money, dreaming." ”
"It's not a little money, it's a lot of money."
Luo Yuhan said, rolled down from the sofa, grabbed the woven bag, untied it, grabbed the bottom of the bag, and poured out all the money inside.
The whole bundle of red banknotes was scattered on the ground, Ren Nana's hand stopped in mid-air, looked at the banknotes and asked stupidly, "Luo Yuhan, where did you get so much money?" ”
"You don't care about this, I only ask you now, I will give you all this money, can you fulfill my little wish."
Ren Nana sneered, and said righteously: "Don't talk about such a little money, even if it's hundreds of millions, I won't be tempted." ”
Luo Yuhan put the money back into the bag, then tied it tightly, picked it up and carried it behind his back, and said as he walked towards the door: "I am not satisfied here, I have my own satisfaction, I don't believe it, I can't buy a moment of winter supper for three million." ”
Seeing that Luo Yuhan had already walked to the door, Ren Nana suddenly got up, chased two steps to block Luo Yuhan's way, and looked at Luo Yuhan with a smile on her face.
"Do you regret it?" Luo Yuhan asked with a smile.
Ren Nana nodded and said, "A little." ”
"You like money, don't you?"
"Sort of."
"What should I do next, I don't have to explain to you, right?" Luo Yuhan asked triumphantly.
"No, but you have to promise me one thing first."
Luo Yuhan nodded and said, "As long as you don't want me to lick your feet, I can agree to anything." ”
"No, I don't change my mind, how could I let you do that kind of thing," Ren Nana reached out and took it off Luo Yuhan's back and said, "I want you to sober up first, and then take a bath, as for the good things in your heart, it's easy to discuss." ”
A bowl of sour plum soup was placed on the coffee table, Ren Nana handed the spoon to Luo Yuhan, and said with infinite warmth: "This hot sobering wine, drink it while it's hot, and then go take a bath." ”
Luo Yuhan glanced at Ren Nana and said with a smile: "Sister Police Flower, I drank too much today, and I feel that my arms are sore, and I can't even hold a spoon, why don't you feed me?" ”
"Okay, my husband earned so much money in the afternoon and came back, I should be rewarded."
Luo Yuhan originally wanted to make a joke with Ren Nana, but he didn't expect Ren Nana to feed himself personally, but he didn't expect Ren Nana to agree. Luo Yuhan thought to himself, women say that men are visual animals, so how should men evaluate women? When I can't see the money, not only can the requirements not be satisfied, but also speak ill words, embarrass myself everywhere, and now I see the three million bills, and immediately become a docile little lamb, not only make sour plum soup, but also feed myself personally, which shows what it means, it shows that women are also visual animals, but they just like to see money.
With slender jade hands and a flushed face, Ren Nana kept sending the spoon to Luo Yuhan's mouth, Luo Yuhan took a spoonful at a time, came and went, and cooperated tacitly.
Luo Yuhan drank the sour plum soup after dividing five by two, Ren Nana cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, and personally put the bath water for Ren Nana, and called Luo Yuhan to the bathroom, just about to leave, Luo Yuhan grabbed Ren Nana's arm and whispered: "Or wash together?" ”
Ren Nana first broke away from Luo Yuhan, then laughed, and said softly: "No need, I just washed in the unit in the afternoon, you can wash alone." After speaking, he exited the bathroom and closed the door for Luo Yuhan.
In less than half an hour, Luo Yuhan stood in front of Ren Nana's bedroom door in a bathrobe and called softly: "Wife, I have taken a bath, you should fulfill your promise." ”
Ren Nana did not respond, and there was no other movement in the bedroom. Luo Yuhan felt deceived.
Luo Yuhan raised his hand and knocked on the door, and asked loudly: "Sister Police Flower, I know you are inside, if you don't open the door again, I will smash the door." ”