Chapter 0298 - Asking for a Piece of Soup
It's not a good thing to be stalked, especially by a thief. Moreover, the third thief is following him, and he must have some scheme, if he spends his kind of problem, he may really steal his villa in the future.
The voice was heard, but Luo Yuhan could pretend not to hear it. Luo Yuhan took two steps to the side of the bridge, and the third thief thought that Luo Yuhan was going to stand by the railing and talk to him, so he smiled and said: "Divine doctor, as the saying goes, wealth is not exposed, not to mention that the money is not coming from the right way, there are many people on the bridge, once it is watched, it will bring unnecessary trouble to you and me, let's return to the park, find a hidden place to talk, according to the saying to meet one side and divide half, you plan the action, and implement it, the hard work is high, I will not share yours more, it will be one-third, one million is enough." ”
With his sense of hearing, Luo Yuhan determined the specific position of the thief three behind him, and suddenly pushed back with his elbow and hit the thief three's left chest. The third thief was in unbearable pain, snorted dullly, and was about to squat down, Luo Yuhan grabbed the third thief's arm sideways, gently lifted it up, and threw it again, and the third thief flew over the railing like a bird.
The three thieves were also quick enough, and when they fell, they reached out and grabbed the railing, and used their strength to do a pull-up. Seeing that the third thief was about to climb over, Luo Yuhan jumped up and jumped onto the railing, and his two feet were impartially stepping on the two hands of the third thief.
"It hurts, it's me." The third thief shouted desperately.
Luo Yuhan glanced down, deliberately sighed, and said in surprise: "Thief three, it's really you, I thought someone was going to rob the money, why didn't you say it earlier." ”
"Divine doctor, don't discuss it so much, you move your feet first, let me climb up, it's winter, it's not suitable for bathing."
Luo Yuhan first removed one foot, and then used all his strength on the other foot, and said: "Thief three, don't move, your hand is injured, if you miss, you will definitely fall into the river, in winter, you are not a duck, it is indeed not suitable for bathing, I will pull you up." ”
Luo Yuhan bent down and stretched out his hand, grabbed the hand of the thief and lifted it up, the thief's body rushed up, Luo Yuhan suddenly let go, the thief was caught off guard, screamed, and fell into the river.
The third thief fluttered vigorously in the water, wiped his face, and scolded with his face up: "Luo Yuhan, don't you just want to get a piece of the pie, you agree or not, you don't have to be so vicious." ”
"Thief three, mistake, you wronged me, I'm waiting for you on the shore, if you don't come up, I won't leave." Luo Yuhan laughed loudly, looked at the thief in the water and shouted gloatingly.
In a cave in Sixiang Mountain, a fire is burning. The thief stood by the fire, carrying a stick in both hands, and his clothes were tied to it.
"Luo Yuhan, you don't mean it enough, just say that you didn't hear my voice at first, but then you clearly recognized me and threw me into the river, you are too despicable to do this." Thief Three said unhappily. He originally wanted to be angry, but in front of Luo Yuhan, he didn't dare to be angry, he was afraid that Luo Yuhan would be angry again, and he would throw his clothes into the fire and burn them, and even throw him to the vitality and cremate him directly.
Luo Yuhan smiled and said: "Misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding, at first I thought someone was going to rob, so I was ruthless, and then I wanted to lift you to the bridge, but because I was eager to save people, I was flustered and missed." ”
"Gotta got-, don't talk about this, I didn't drown anyway, let's talk about money, let's talk, I said, see each other and divide it in half, but remember your hard work, I want a million, even if it's information money."
If you want to cheat money from Luo Yuhan, you can figure it out from the three thieves.
But Luo Yuhan can't directly refuse the third thief, there are at least two reasons, first, the news is indeed provided by the third thief, and he should naturally share a share, and second, if he really provokes the third thief, he will spread the news everywhere, which will definitely bring trouble to himself.
Luo Yuhan smiled and said, "As soon as we met, I said that I wanted to divide the money, is it cheesy or not?" We are all brothers, my money is your money, your money is my money, if you lack money, just say hello to me, I'll find a way for you, you can get it yourself, and I guarantee that I have more money in my bag, but I wondered, how do you know that my bag contains three million. ”
The thief smiled weirdly, and said proudly: "Brother, your forgetfulness is so great, you forgot who provided you with the news, before the video was transferred to you, I already watched the content, it is said that I know before you, besides, even if I haven't watched the video, you are walking on the street with a bag on your back, as long as I take a look, I will immediately know that your bag contains money, and I can determine the basic amount." ”
"Brag, as if Sun Wukong is alive, and he is not afraid of flashing his tongue." Luo Yuhan said sneeringly.
The third thief snorted and said, "I know you don't believe me, so let me tell you this, as long as I enter someone's house and look around, I will know where their money and valuables are, and never look at them." ”
Luo Yu smiled coldly and asked, "What about Ren Qingshan's family, why did you miss it." ”
The thief scratched his head, smiled awkwardly, and said: "Don't you say that I forgot, that old guy's house is luxuriously decorated, and he looks really rich, I felt that his family's money must be hidden behind the flower screen, but when I took the flower screen off, I didn't even find a hair." ”
The third thief had a lost expression on his face, and his mood was extremely sad. Luo Yuhan wanted to fool the third thief, pointed at the third thief with his finger, and said seriously: "You, you, you, I also said that you think you are the best among the thieves, it turns out that you are just a waste of fame, I sue you, like this kind of family, their money is generally hidden under the floor." ”
"How do you know his family's money is hidden under the floor?" Thief III asked curiously.
"I feel, if you don't believe it, you can try it."
The third thief touched his clothes, felt that the clothes were half-dry, put them on his body quickly, walked to Luo Yuhan's side, and said, "Divide the money, I only need one-third, one million, this is what I deserve, don't make excuses." ”
Luo Yuhan sighed and said: "Thief three, it stands to reason that it is indeed a bit small to give you one million, and it is said that you should be divided into half, but this money has indeed been put to use, and it is life-saving money, so I can't give it to you for the time being, I'm sorry." ”
"Life-saving money? Whose life will be saved? If you don't have this money, wouldn't you save your life? The third thief asked.
"If it weren't for the money, you wouldn't be clamoring for a split."
The third thief seemed to remember something, frowned and asked, "I understand, brother, you won't give this money to Ma Zi." ”
"Horses? Do you know my Mazi? Luo Yuhan asked.
"It's that tall and beautiful cutie with long hair wrapped around her waist, wow, that girl is so beautiful, even a person like me who doesn't sit still just looks at her, and has the idea of not marrying her."
Looking at the three hearts of the thief with a longing expression, Luo Yuhan understood in his heart that he was talking about the princess Han Leng.
"Thief Sanha, are you talking about a princess?"
"It's that beautiful cutie with long hair and long legs, her original name was princess, this name is so good, it lives up to its name, brother, you are not shallow."
The third thief said, wiping the harazi who was slumping.
Luo Yuhan laughed and said, "Third thief, the princess is indeed very beautiful, but she is not my horse." ”
"Huh? It's true? Brother, since she is not your horse, please introduce me to me, so that I can also get to know you. ”
"Hahahaha-, thief Sanha, have you forgotten your own identity, you are a thief, she is a princess, one in the sky and the other in the ground, do you think you can be worthy of her?" Luo Yuhan asked with a smile.
"Brother," the third thief held his head high, took two steps in front of Luo Yuhan, and said proudly, "Although my third thief's profession is not honorable, and my appearance is not as graceful as yours, I think I am a good match for the princess, as long as you are willing to introduce me to me, and I will show some dead skin and white kung fu, she will definitely fall in front of my third thief." ”
"Thief Sanha, don't be stinky and beautiful, just like you, you are only worthy of the princess's ** girl, if you want to treat her as a horse, there is still a distance."
The third thief was crazy, raised his hands and shook them twice, and said frantically: "The princess is tall, with long legs and long hair, pure white skin, as bright as a peach and plum, and as cold as frost, it is my honor to give her a ** girl." ”
Luo Yuhan secretly thought, although the profession of the third thief is disgraceful, but the identity of the princess killer cannot be put on the table, the two are crabs shaking hands, a natural pair, a pair made in the ground, if the two can be matched together, not only can the third thief's mind be fulfilled, but also get rid of the princess's entanglement with him, why not. Thinking of this, Luo Yuhan smiled and deliberately provoked: "Third thief, the princess is so beautiful, aren't you afraid that I will have a leg with her." ”
The thief laughed and said nonchalantly: "Brother, a beautiful talent like a princess, even if it is second-hand goods, I don't dislike it, not only do I not dislike it, but I will worship her as a god when I marry her, I won't tell you, before my father married my mother, I knew that my mother was also a chick, but my father thinks that a good man marries a daughter-in-law, what he wants is her heart, not her body, not to say that you have a leg with the princess, that is, she has three legs and five legs with other men, I don't care, after marriage, as long as he has me in his heart, As long as she doesn't cheat mentally, I don't care if she cheats physically. ”
Listening to the three thieves' bold words, Luo Yuhan laughed loudly, coughed twice and gave a thumbs up to the third thief, and said: "The third thief, good-minded, I admire, when the opportunity is ripe, I will definitely introduce the princess to you, to tell the truth, her father suffers from chronic nephritis, and he has to undergo dialysis several times a month, which costs a lot, if you want to impress the princess, you must first solve the economic problems for her, I have other uses for the money in the bag, I want to please the princess, you can find another way, there must be a huge amount of cash hidden under the floor of Ren Qingshan's house, In the past two days, when you are squatting, if you are sure that there is no one at home, you might as well take a walk, hoping to have a heavy harvest. ”
Seeing that Luo Yuhan didn't spit out the money, and didn't dare to offend Luo Yuhan, the third thief could only smile bitterly and said, "Since this is the case, I can only go to that old guy's house to try my luck." ”
"It's not a test of luck, it's a success, even if it's three feet into the ground." Luo Yuhan said with a smile.
Luo Yuhan hopes that the third thief can turn Luo Yuhan's house upside down.