"Chapter 28: Give a Fulcrum, I'll Pry Up the Earth"
After all, he majored in image design, Wang Erwu underwent a qualitative transformation under Lin Ruoxi's transformation, a blue suit, slim Korean jeans, if Wang Erwu's tongue is cut off and he is not allowed to speak from now on, it can really attract the attention of many girls.
"Zi said, rotten wood should not be carved, and the wall of dung should not be stained. It doesn't seem to be absolute, and the case of turning decay into magic does exist in real life. Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu again.
"The Buddha is golden, the human is clothed, and the world's eyes are shallow, only skin, not bone. My handsomeness, in essence, is a natural reaction from the inside out, and the gorgeous appearance seen by the world's eyes, not a concept......"
"Give you sunshine, are you still shining? Give you a stick, and you still don't pry up the earth? ”
"Hehe, you're wrong, I still need a fulcrum to pry up the earth......"
"Oh? No wonder my brother asked you to help him with the planning. ”
"Hehe, you praised it falsely, but ...... What does this have to do with prying the earth? Wang Erwu wondered.
"I mean, the new makeup, like your skin, has several layers of protection!"
"Hehe, you praise it, although the skin on my face is smooth, the elasticity is still slightly worse than after using that product......"
"Just your face, even if you use the best skin care products, it's a waste!"
"Hehe, you praise me falsely, my perfect skin really doesn't need any skin care products to assist, if you praise me like this, I can't help but be proud...... Wait......" Wang Erwu suddenly stopped, looked into Lin Ruoxi's eyes, and asked solemnly, "You won't have a crush on me, will you?" ”
Lin Ruoxi almost burst out laughing, and responded with Wang Erwu's words, "Haha, you praised it falsely!" How am I worthy of you......"
Wang Erwu was relieved, "Oh, that's good, I treat you as a true friend, and I don't want to cause unnecessary embarrassment between our friends because of some complicated emotional problems." ”
"Huh." Lin Ruoxi sneered, "I have to say, as a joker, you are really humorous, your work is like this, and your life is like this......"
"Hey, you praised ......"
"I really don't know what you're going to do? I'm really curious, you said that you, a person who is not even qualified to participate in the "predecessor" theme meeting of the unit, what is the strength that supports you to be so confident? Lin Ruoxi said half-jokingly and half-seriously.
That's because they have too many "exes"! Therefore, in front of a pure person like me, I feel that I am dirty, and it is natural to deliberately avoid me...... Moreover, the topic of discussion among them must be how to cover each other and find steps, and if I go, there will definitely be a huge psychological blow to their kind of people. ”
"Hehe, obviously you just can't catch up with girls, don't think that if you say it in a different way, how noble and pure you will become? Do you really think you have a "holy aura"? ”
"What do you mean you can't catch up with a girl? I'm just more demanding! Just some time ago, a strange woman took the initiative to chase me and chased me for hundreds of meters, just to ask me for a phone number. ”
"Oh? And this kind of thing? Is the woman blind? Chasing and telling fortunes with you? ”
"As normal as you!"
"So, could it be that the woman's age?" After liberation"? ”
"As young as you!"
"That's to be fat? More than 500 pounds? ”
"As slim as you!"
"That must be ugly? The kind of people who see people hit the wall and surrender to the devil? ”
"As beautiful as you are!"
"Then do you remember what the Qing family looks like? Describe it. Lin Ruoxi was curious, could it be that strange things are flying all over the sky now?
Wang Erwu thought for a while, "I can't remember how I look like this, I'm almost the same as you anyway, uh...... When you say that, it can't be you, right? ”
"Get out! I really don't know if it's gratifying or sad to be said to be beautiful by someone like you who has an alternative aesthetic! ”
"Well, let's say the woman isn't you!"
"What do you mean by hypothesis? Not at all! ”
"Well, let's not think it's you!"
"Why are you talking so awkwardly?"
"Oh, Ruoxi, why do you always bother with my words, I almost forgot about this process!"
"Okay, you go on." Lin Ruoxi said helplessly.
"I came home from work that day, and when I was almost home, a beautiful woman followed me, and that woman looked as beautiful as you, really!"
"Alright! Just think it's me! And then what? ”
"Then I felt that something was wrong, this woman had been following me, sneaky, I thought to myself, she won't confess to me, right? So I deliberately slowed down. Really! She walked up to me and said to me, "Handsome, do you have a girlfriend?" "She was shy when she said it! Although I have someone I like, I can't lie to her, so I sued her that I don't have a girlfriend. Do you know? She was so happy that she almost jumped up, and then took the initiative to ask me for my phone number! Wang Erwu said with his eyebrows fluttering.
"And then?" Lin Ruoxi also became interested.
"And then I can't open it! Continue readingYou need to pay a fee of five cents...... Only after the recharge is successful can you see the back ......"
"Get out! You're kidding me, aren't you? Play with me Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info recommended votes, right? Do you want me to tip? I'll fight until you appreciate my deterrent! Lin Ruoxi lost her temper and kicked Wang Erwu's ass!
"Hero, spare your life! I say! I say. Wang Erwu paused, "Later, she asked me for my phone number, and I thought, if I give it, I will be sorry for my goddess, and if I don't give it, I am afraid of breaking her heart." According to clinical observations, many arrhythmia patients induce diseases related to life factors, what if I reject her, she is overly sad, myocardial infarction, and sudden death? Then I'm not a murderer? So I decided to put people first......"
"Then she asked for your phone number, did she contact you later?" Lin Ruoxi asked seriously.
"No, I still didn't give her my number in the end."
"Why? Are you stupid? Such a great opportunity. ”
"No, just as I was about to tell her number, she pulled out a form! She said she was from a marriage agency and asked me to fill out the form! I thought she was trying to ease the embarrassment, so I made this decision, but then I ...... She actually asked me to pay for it! Do you know how to pay the money? Once love is related to money, it is not pure! So I left. ”
Lin Ruoxi laughed after hearing this, "Haha, you jokers are strong, obviously you are stupid, I'm afraid that you won't be able to find a partner, the marriage agency will pull you in business, it's a very simple thing, you say it like a dream of red mansions, and it comes with suspenseful sound effects......"
"No, I just expressed the inner life of the characters at that time, so that you can feel the atmosphere of the scene, right?"
"Hehe, you write, direct and act by yourself, and also dub, subtitles, editing, photography, music and other all-inclusive 3D movies, it's really not bad......"