"Two-five! Don't be sad. Actually, you're pretty good, but she doesn't cherish it. Lin Ruoxi touched his head.

"Ruoxi, are you telling the truth? Am I really good? ”

"Well, there's no need for me to lie to you."

"I've always felt the same way, but even though I'm handsome and classy, why doesn't Xiaohan like me?"

"Perhaps, it's because she has too good eyes...... No...... I mean, she doesn't have a vision...... Lin Ruoxi was nervous for a while, and quickly changed her words, secretly saying in her heart, "It's so difficult to tell a lie!" ”

"That'...... What am I going to do? Wang Erwu sighed.

"Where is there no grass at the end of the world? Let it be......"

"Are you saying I don't have a chance?"

"It's not entirely that there are no opportunities, you have to be optimistic, right? You see, in your line of work, don't you have to face the computer every day? Maybe one day, your goddess will become short-sighted? ”

"You're saying she's short-sighted to take a fancy to me?" Wang Erwu asked.

"Didn't I tell you? Be optimistic! When she is short-sighted, will it be far from her blindness? ”

Wang Erwu was speechless...... For Wang Erwu, as long as he identifies as a friend, he will not deliberately go against others, especially girls, like Qin Yuwei, Lin Ruoxi, and of course, Lin Xiaohan, no matter how they count him, he will not be serious with them, and he will not be angry. Of course, Yao Yiyao, who is also at the goddess level, is an exception, I don't know why, Wang Erwu doesn't have any good feelings for Yao Yiyao.

"Okay, don't talk about those unpleasant ones, hurry up and choose a hairstyle, it's your turn later." Lin Ruoxi changed the topic.

"Ruoxi, can I not cut it? I'm in a bad mood. ”

"Yes! If you regret it now, I promise, you'll be in a worse mood later! Lin Ruoxi waited fiercely for Wang Erwu.

"Okay, you are the God of Wealth, I know what you are going to threaten me with, can I not cut it? I've chosen, I'm going to want that wavy one! ”

"Two-five, do you know why I have to bring you here to change your hairstyle?" Lin Ruoxi said bitterly.

"You know, it's like rubbing gold with a polishing pen, making the already glowing gold even shinier!"

"You admire your courage and self-confidence, but there is a truth you have to understand, a steamed bun sells for five cents, and a flower roll also sells for five cents, you are obviously a steamed bun, even if you make yourself into a flower roll, the value is completely unchanged, but your steamed bun friends don't know you, understand?"

Wang Erwu shook his head, "I don't understand." If you come to get a haircut, you can get a good haircut, why bother with food? I just want to fulfill my dream of being a lawyer. ”

"Green Lion? Have you ever seen a green lion? Besides, you're already "green" and don't need to wear a hat at all! Besides, do you really think you're a "straw" bag? Spring is coming, and you are also "green"? Birds singing, golden rape fields, butterflies fluttering beautifully? ”

"And bees! It always works tirelessly day and night to pollinate rape flowers, haha, Ruoxi, it turns out that you also love spring! ”

"Shut up! You're so different and perfect! From now on, you are not allowed to speak, what kind of hairstyle to make, I will communicate with the hairdresser! Do you hear that? Lin Ruoxi's strict expression made Wang Erwu reflexively afraid.

"But...... Before we came, we only said that we would cut our hair, but we didn't say that we were not allowed to speak......"

"If you say one more word, you will be deducted 10,000!"

Wang Erwu hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand......

Lin Ruoxi went out to answer a phone call, and it happened that it was Wang Erwu's turn to line up, and the barber led Wang Erwu to the barber area, so he asked, "Sir, look at your face, is it the first time to come?" ”

Wang Erwu smiled and nodded.

"I don't know what kind of hairstyle you need to make?"

Seeing that Lin Ruoxi was not on the side, Wang Erwu suddenly got up from the chair, rushed to the waiting area, picked up the "Women's Hairstyle Design Encyclopedia", and pointed to the picture at the barber.

The barber was stunned, "You want to cut this haircut?" ”

Wang Erwu nodded.

"Sir. This...... Oh, can you hear me? The barber recalled the scene just now, and his heart was determined, the person in front of him was deaf and mute.

Wang Erwu continued to nod.

The barber was relieved, fortunately, not deaf, just a mute, "This hairstyle is a women's hairstyle, not for you, you see, your hair is not long enough to make this style." ”

Wang Erwu glared at the barber and continued to poke hard at the picture.

The barber continued to patiently explain, "You see, your face belongs to the goose egg face, in fact, many hairstyles can be suitable and can achieve a very harmonious effect, but your head is too large, not suitable for perming, it is best to cut into medium or long straight hair, you can also cut out the layers, bangs should not be combed too high, it is best to cover part of the forehead, why don't I introduce a hairstyle to you?" ”

"It's okay! Leave him alone! Do what you want! Lin Ruoxi answered the phone, walked in, and said to the barber.

The barber looked back, and a big beauty with an impeccable figure and appearance immediately lit up her eyes.

"Beauty, is this your boyfriend?"

"It's not! I am his guardian. ”

"Guardian?" The barber was stunned for a moment, and then he thought about it, he was dumb, and it was understandable to have a guardian.

"Look, sir, this hairstyle suits you better." The haircut took out a picture, and when Wang Erwu looked at it, he didn't like it a little, so he waved his hand.

Lin Ruoxi nodded at the barber and motioned for him to follow the hairstyle in the picture.

"Sir, I didn't say you, you see, your hairstyle, this dress, is ...... Alas, plus you have a disability, the big beauty is willing to accompany you, it is already a full embodiment of the virtues of our Chinese nation, that kind of benevolence, it can be said that it can be sung and cried, if you continue to be willful, really make a curly hair, not I said you, you will have no friends from now on......" The barber began to fiddle with his hairstyle while breaking his thoughts.

Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu's painful expression and felt very funny, "Barber, look, he seems to be unhappy, why don't you tell a joke to tease him?" ”

A beautiful woman took the initiative to talk, and the barber's heart blossomed, "Beauty, I cut my hair, how can I say any jokes?" Hehe. ”

"It's okay, he laughs low! Look at his sad face, that stupid look, it's really pitiful, you tease him, and he'll be fine soon. ”

Of course, the barber didn't want to give up the opportunity to talk to beautiful women, but he really didn't know how to joke, and after thinking for a while, he still mustered up his courage, "Say, a dumb man came from the south, and a fool came from the north...... Fools beat dumb, dumb bites fools......"

Lin Ruoxi glanced at Wang Erwu with a smile, and then said to the barber, "Are you talking about the same person?" Haha......"

Half an hour later...... The barber helped Wang Erwu shave the messy stubble, dried his hair, sprayed it with gel water, and smiled with satisfaction at the completely different Wang Erwu in the mirror, "It's done, are you satisfied?" ”

Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu in surprise, and had to say, looking at it this way, this kid is really a little handsome.

Seeing Lin Ruoxi's surprised expression, the barber's heart was full of pride, it seemed that his masterpiece had won the affirmation of the beauty.

"Two-five! I didn't expect it to look good when you tidy it up. Lin Ruoxi said sincerely.

Wang Erwu pointed to his mouth, meaning to ask Lin Ruoxi if he could speak. Lin Ruoxi nodded.

Wang Erwu looked in the mirror, "It's really good!" This barber level is okay! Hehe. ”

The barber was triumphant, "It seems that my level has really improved a lot, and even the dumb ones are praised...... What the heck? Amazing, hey! The dumb man spoke! ”