The next morning, the sun gently shone on this mountain village, so quiet and harmonious, Wang Erwu and Lin Ruoxi stood in front of the house and enjoyed the fresh air.

"The oxygen here is so pure! Unlike in the city, you have to buy an oxygen concentrator. Lin Ruoxi closed her eyes and opened her arms.

"Well, it's good that I don't smoke, otherwise I don't know if it will cause an explosion......"

"Can you speak with the logic of ordinary people's thinking? Such a beautiful scene, when you say it, it seems like we have entered a bandit's den, do we have to be ready at all times and fight for the ** cause? ”

"Don't forget history! Remember the mission......"

Lin Ruoxi glanced at Wang Erwu, and saw that he was wearing a coat that was so white that it turned black, "Why are you pretending to be a beggar again?" When a beggar is still addicted? It's really mud that can't hold up the wall! ”

"I'm handsome, so I'm here! I'm cool, so I'm capable! You know, I'm taking the connotation route. ”

"Or the connotation route? Radiate it! ”

"Radiation? What's the explanation? ”

"Aren't you a top student? Pi has memorized more than 70 people, and you know astronomy and geography, and the mountain god grandfather respectfully calls you Wang Banxian, don't you know radiation? When the unstable dìng element decays, pay attention to the word "decay"! Then you collapse out of the nucleus, the point is, not to mention that it is harmful to the human body, and it is also penetrating! ”

"Taught, hehe. I'm ashamed to let you teach me biology as a music student......"

"Is this a creature? Idiot! ”

The two kept walking along the path, although they quarreled from time to time, but the natural wonders such as streams, wild flowers, and strange rocks along the way made the two of them feel very good. The two stood at the entrance to the village, looking at the endless cliffs under their feet, "Alas, it would be nice if Lingang Village could have its own road." ”

"Yes, this is the nearest town, and it takes four or five hours to go back and forth, which is really inconvenient."

"Well, some villagers did buy motorcycles, but after all, they are not safe, and if they are not careful, it is easy to fall off the cliff."

"Yes, the weather is good at the beginning of spring, but if it catches up with the rainy season, this mountain will be very slippery and even more unsafe."

"Eh, Ruoxi, your brother is so rich, why don't you let him sponsor a few horses?"

"Horses? Why? Beggars have been doing it for a long time and want to change careers? Be a horse thief? Do you really want to be the king? ”

"Big boss, you misunderstood, didn't I think about it, there are a few horses, is it convenient to go up and down the mountain?"

"Who's in charge! This girl won't be in adultery with you bandit wolf bèi! With that, he picked up his fist and smashed it towards Wang Erwu.

"Misunderstanding! This is definitely a beautiful misunderstanding! When I say the master, I don't mean that you are the king of the mountain! I mean......"

"Say what? Look at how you quibble! Lin Ruoxi's fist stopped in mid-air.

"Uh...... Have you ever watched the cartoon of "Little Master China"? It's the chef and foodie who cooks! At the age of thirteen, he was awarded the title of Grand Chef! Make a good hand! ”

"Oh, I think I saw it when I was a child, what is that side you are talking about? Can you tell us about it? Hearing about eating, Lin Ruoxi really became interested.

"Take a piece of bread, about 50 grams. Bring a liter of white water to a boil, blend the noodles into the boiling water and simmer for a few minutes, then add to the seasoning packet! A bowl of unparalleled noodles with both color and flavor is ready! After speaking, Wang Erwu fled quickly.

"Bastard! Isn't this instant noodles? And also! You were clearly called the big boss just now! Get a little boss out and fool my sister, right? ”

"No, the little master was thirteen years old back then, and now he is already a big boss, he is married and has children, and the four generations are in the same house!" Wang Erwu turned around and explained as he ran.

After running for a while, Wang Erwu suddenly stopped, and then stared nervously at the bottom of the mountain.

"Ruoxi, look! There are uninvited guests! Following the direction of Wang Erwu's finger, a heavily armed team marched towards the mountain.

Lin Ruoxi looked at Wang Erwu suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”

"Don't you think those people are suspicious? Judging by how they are dressed and dressed, it is by no means a group tour, and, you see, no, each of them carries a backpack behind them, and some of them have some tools in their hands! ”

Lin Ruoxi nodded and said, "Yes! How? ”

"If my reasoning is good! They...... It must have been a tomb robber! Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to see the winding mountain, a heavy entanglement is a heavy pass, if there are eight dangers in closing the door, there is no yin and yang gossip shape! This Lingang Village really has a secret that no one knows! No wonder I felt it was full of endless mysteries when I first came here! Wang Erwu continued, "In order not to let the ancient relics be lost! Shouldn't we be able to contribute something? Why don't you call the police! ”

Lin Ruoxi slapped Wang Erwu on the back of the head, "Are you Conan?" Early in the morning, I was playing in this role, and I was still in the play! Why don't you take the "Chinese opera" exam! Also robbing tombs? I'll bury you and let them steal it! ”

"What's the use of burying me? I don't have any money on me, and I don't have anything of value, so if they dig upset, they will anger the villagers, and they will probably kill them! ”

"You don't have to worry about it! When you are buried, I will throw a few hundred yuan down, and I will not let them go home empty-handed! ”

"Hey, why don't you have a sense of protecting national interests! Say something cool! ”

"Can it have anything to do with the national interest? That's the construction team we invited! If people don't come with equipment, they can't come bare? Are you asking people to build schools? Or do you want someone to do a "performance art" performance in the wild? Is it to grab the headlines? Lin Ruoxi said angrily.

Wang Erwu smiled awkwardly and clenched his fists with both hands, "Hehe, it's ugly!" It is worthy of the team called by Lin Beauty, and it is professional at first glance! Look at the momentum! Look at this su zhì! Look at this top-of-the-line gear! Kudos to them! ”

"Idiot! Why are you still stunned? Go and pick them up! ”

"Yes! Big boss! After saying that, he trotted all the way towards the entrance of the village......

"Hello! We are the construction team that came to the village to build a school. The leader said respectfully to Lin Ruoxi.

"Hello, I've got to work hard for you." Lin Ruoxi said politely.

The leader was a middle-aged man, named Hong Qingshui, about less than one meter seven, with a dark body and particularly developed muscles, "This is the village chief, right?" Hehe, so young! Hong Qingshui looked at Wang Erwu, and then said respectfully.

Wang Erwu didn't say anything, and at this moment his eyes were staring at a string of ornaments around Hong Qingshui's neck.

Lin Ruoxi saw that he didn't talk, so she stepped on him, "People talk to you!" ”

Wang Erwu came back to his senses, "What? Chief? Where is the village chief? ”

"Aren't you the village chief?" Hong Qingshui replied suspiciously.

"Hehe, it's ridiculous! I'm not the village head, I'm just the village literary and art committee, you can call me Commissioner Wang, haha. ”

"Oh? Then your village, the cultural quality must be quite high, hehe, there are very few villages that have set up the post of literary and artistic committee. Hong Qingshui respectfully shook hands with Wang Erwu.

"Big brother! ...... on your neck It can't be a gold talisman, right? ”

"Hehe, Commissar Wang's connoisseur! It's the touch of gold, you know this? Hong Qingshui's eyes lit up.

Lin Ruoxi was just about to get angry, and when she heard Hong Qingshui's answer, she was stunned, is it really a tomb robber? So he asked, "You guys, in addition to construction, don't you have other part-time jobs?" ”

"Oh, miss, you misunderstood, we are not like in the movie, what kind of tomb robbery are we doing, this thing is occasionally bought at a stall, saying that it is to ward off evil spirits. If we do architecture, we will inevitably encounter some strange things, and this thing will be carried with us, so that we can feel at ease. ”