As a result, one person and one hedgehog are in a stalemate......

Five hours later......

The two of them couldn't stand it anymore, so they both went home to sleep. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Meng Qianqian blinked, "What's the mess?" The two of them stood for more than ten hours and went home to sleep? ”

"Well, this Zhuge Liang is a military advisor, so he is more experienced in training the quality of troops, so he is more experienced in the military posture than the hedgehog! Isn't there such a plot in Journey to the West? It is said that Tang Seng and several lions and tiger spirits are compared to zazen together...... We don't understand this kind of people's world......" Wang Erwu explained.

"And what about later? You still haven't talked about eating hedgehogs. Meng Qianqian asked.

"Later...... It's just the next day......"

The next day, Zhang Fei finally appeared. After a night of invisibility, he felt energized!

He had breakfast, had nothing to do, and when he saw that his boss was still asleep, he didn't dare to disturb him, and thought to himself that he would do some entertainment by himself. After thinking about it, he decided...... Go catch loaches!

So, Zhang Fei hummed while jumping in the direction of the pond, "The pond is full, the rain has stopped, the mud on the edge of the field is full of loaches, every day I wait for you, waiting for you to catch loaches, big brother, let's catch loaches......"

Meng Qianqian was stunned, "Is Zhang Fei still four years old at this time?" Still bouncing to the pond? Is there still summer under the banyan tree? ”

"Oh, you know that too? However, Zhang Fei did not go to the pond, but to the pond planted with willow trees. The pond you're talking about is another story called "Ronaldo's Childhood". ”

"What's the mess? I'm starting to wonder if you're making it up. ”

"Where is it made up! What is recorded in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" will not be false! Wang Erwu broke blindly, and then continued.

Zhang Fei came to the pond, picked up his beloved earthen pipa, and sang that moving ballad......

"Is this pond next to the train station? Next, he must have climbed onto a speeding train, grabbed a machine gun, and blew up bridges! Meng Qianqian glanced at Wang Erwu.

"Nope! How could there be a train in ancient times? This pond is next to the post station, and Zhang Fei is riding a galloping horse! Wang Erwu said with a smile.

“……”

When Zhang Fei was high alone, he suddenly ...... He felt a sharp pain in his buttocks, "I'll rub!" Zhang Fei scolded, then jumped up, and looked back, it was not the hedgehog who else.

Zhang Fei grinned, "It's you kid?" ”

"It's this girl, me!" The hedgehog is also furious.

"Why are you stabbing me?" Zhang Fei was indignant.

"Are you embarrassed? Early in the morning, is there a dead person in your house? What kind of ghost lamentation is singing here? I haven't bothered you about the strawberries you lied to me yesterday, and today I went to my fishing farm to make trouble! Are you trying to find fault? "The hedgehog is angry.

"Your fishing grounds?" Zhang Fei looked up to the sky and laughed, not believing it at all.

"You're smiling!"

"You're a hedgehog, a fisher? Aren't you a vegetarian? Zhang Fei almost laughed out of breath......

"Sister, I raise ornamental fish, can't I?"

"Okay, even if I was wrong yesterday, you stabbed me with a thorn today, and we're even!" Zhang Fei said.

"Flat? Don't! You have to give me back the strawberries. "The hedgehog does not give up.

"Strawberries?" Zhang Fei had a gloomy face, "Don't hide it, the strawberries have been planted on the ground by me, and when the spring of next year comes, the ground will be full of strawberries, just like the red mountain, gorgeous!" When the time comes, don't say two strawberries, I'll give you a basket! ”

"Grow strawberries?? You're a single dog, and you're trying to fool me? A face looks like a sci-fi movie! The resolution is not yet clear! Who wants you to grow strawberries? The hedgehog said.

Zhang Fei was stunned, not knowing why.

Seeing this, the hedgehog said, "Are you sad? I know, ugly is not your intention, it's just that God lost his temper, you should live well! Without you, who can set off the beauty of this world? ”

Zhang Fei finally understood that the hedgehog was laughing at him for being ugly, "Enough!" What's wrong with not looking good? I worked hard to learn planting and cultivation techniques, and I can get ahead as well! Zhang Fei picked up the pipa, "Besides......" He began to play and sing to himself, "I'm ugly...... But I have music and beer ......."

"! It's terrible to be uneducated! "Hedgehog sarcasm.

"What do you mean by being uneducated?? I'm a Jinshi diploma!! Zhang Fei was not convinced.

"Jinshi?? Myopic you right! I don't think you understand what it means to grow strawberries, do you? The hedgehog sneered.

"I don't understand?? Isn't it that sowing seedlings need to be cultivated with good water retention performance, germination temperature 20--25, after sowing should be covered with moisture, avoid light is conducive to germination, about 5 days or so of seedlings, at this time need to gradually increase the light, conducive to rapid growth of seedlings. Strawberries like plenty of light, and it is best to have more than half a day of light every day. A well-ventilated place should be chosen. Isn't that all?? ”

"Hahaha, stupid! Are you a rescuer sent by the monkeys? Zi said, strawberry man, kiss marks are also. Those who grow strawberries leave their mark on others......" said the hedgehog.

"Phew! Rogue! Zhang Fei covered his face and stomped his feet on the spot with shyness.

"Less pretending to be pure! Give me back my sister's strawberries! ”

Zhang Fei looked at the hedgehog affectionately, "But...... You're covered in thorns...... I ......"

"Bastard! Take advantage of my sister? ”

"What Confucius said, isn't it enough for you?" Zhang Fei is right.

Seeing that Zhang Fei was such a scoundrel, the hedgehog turned to smile, "Good! If you have the ability, you will come to print! ”

In other words, Zhang Fei's mouth, forty-eight yards! One open, no smaller than a crocodile!

Meng Qianqian was stunned, "Stop!" Do you also use the word "code" to describe your mouth in the mainland? In our place, only shoes are ...... in "size"

"Hey, didn't I want to show how big Zhang Fei's mouth was more vividly? You don't need a "code"! Anyway, it's about one meter and eight meters after it opens......" Wang Erwu said perfunctorily.

Zhang Fei opened his big mouth and swallowed the hedgehog in one gulp, only to see a round thing, slowly from Zhang Fei's mouth, to his neck, and then to his chest......

"Is this Zhang Fei a python spirit? What's your way of describing that? Meng Qianqian interrupted.

"Oh, I'm sorry! Confused with the story of the White Snake! Wang Erwu said with a smile.

Zhang Fei is not swallowing, but biting! To say that the tension of Zhang Fei's teeth is incomparable! Speaking of Zhang Fei, it is the largest reptile in the world, and the bite force of the teeth is 4,200 pounds, which is equivalent to about 3,990 pounds......

"Hey! It was a python just now, and now it's a crocodile?? Meng Qianqian was speechless.

"Uh...... I'm sorry, I'm a little out of shape today, and storytelling is always on the scene......" Wang Erwu touched his head.

So, this hedgehog was bitten to death by Zhang Fei like this? So this is the story of Zhang Fei eating a hedgehog? Meng Qianqian asked.

"No, after Zhang Fei ate it, at the beginning, he felt that this prickly was a little pungent, but after chewing it twice, he felt that this feeling was like a massage on the soles of his feet, painful, and happy...... So, the more he eats, the braver he gets! Since then, I have fallen in love with eating hedgehogs. ”

"But then there was no way to eat it anymore, and the Animal Protection Society went crazy! Zhang Fei will be executed! He's in a hurry! Decided to quit eating hedgehogs! But this feeling made him unforgettable, unable to forget its beauty, and unable to forget its goodness! So, he found a replacement! It's durian! So, since then, Zhang Fei has fallen in love with eating durian skin......" (To be continued.) )