After Zhang Fei went back, he was so happy that he almost fainted, he didn't expect that the first time he cheated alone, he succeeded, this time he just took a hedgehog for an internship, and the future ...... If you can learn the trick well, won't you be able to cross the three countries? Wang Erwu continued. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey! Outrageous, right? Isn't Zhang Fei a military general? They all say that he has no brains, so why should he learn deception? Meng Qianqian asked.

"Alas, look at the current liars, which one is not honest and honest? Look at the beggars in the new era after the reform of the beggar gang in the subway line! Look at those people who have no money to eat on the street and ask you for ten or eight dollars to eat! If you look too much like a liar, you won't be able to cheat money! ”

"You seem to have some truth in that......" Meng Qianqian thought thoughtfully.

Just when Zhang Fei was so happy that he was about to faint, but he hadn't fainted yet, and there was still a trace of consciousness, Zhuge Liang came in.

Zhang Fei immediately jumped out of bed, "Boss! ”

Zhuge Liang waved his hand, "En, no courtesy." ”

Zhang Fei smiled, remembering the matter of deceiving the hedgehog today, and was complacent, "Boss, I did a vote today and succeeded!" ”

Zhuge Liang was stunned, "Really?" How many have been scammed? Is it enough for us to eat today? ”

The excitement on Zhang Fei's face dropped, and he lowered his head, "It's not enough money for food, but the whole process of deception is so perfect that there is nothing wrong with it!" Zhang Fei told Zhuge Liang what happened.

Zhuge Liang made a straight face, "What else would you do besides bullying small animals?" In the face of a hedgehog, are you going to lie?? Can't you just grab it? Our whole group is based on efficiency!! If you don't make some performance, you won't be able to pass the year-end assessment when the time comes, don't blame me for being ruthless! Chop off your hands and feet, and go to the street and beg for it from me!" ”

"Huh??" Zhang Fei was nervous and disappeared on the spot......

Meng Qianqian listened with relish, but had to interrupt, "Why did it disappear in place?" ”

Wang Erwu explained, "Zhang Fei's house was already dark, and when he was frightened by Zhuge Liang, his face was even darker, so he ...... It's so dark that I can't see it...... The effect is similar to disappearing in place. ”

"Halo...... Is that okay? Meng Qianqian was speechless.

Zhuge Liang continued, "Black skin! You don't want to play stealth at every turn, okay? If it weren't for the boss, I would have been scared to death if I saw a piece of clothing floating around every day! ”

"Boss, the body is skinny, and I don't want to be affected by my parents! I think back then, shortly after I was born, I disappeared...... It didn't show up until I was eight years old! Zhang Fei reminisced about the past.

"Hey, you're a miserable kid too!" Zhuge Liang was moved, and when he was about to sing a "Wandering Song", a hedgehog rushed to the door.

"Damn Kuroko!! Get out of here with me! Liaring sister strawberry, it's just despicable and shameless! The hedgehog shouted.

Zhuge Liang protected the short, and hurriedly asked Zhang Fei to continue to be invisible and go out alone to deal with it.

"Dare to ask Sister Hedgehog to visit the cold house, why do you have to do it?"

"Humph! Don't pretend to be confused with me! I've already investigated clearly, your name is Zhuge Liang, and the black man who lied to me is called Mobley. Louis. Hunter. Zhang Fei! You're a scammer! Acquaintances, hand over my strawberries! Otherwise, I will go to the government to expose you! "The hedgehog is righteous.

Zhuge Liang looked at the soles of his feet, "Don't worry, I think, is there any misunderstanding between us?" ”

"Misunderstanding? Hum! Deceived my strawberry, what other misunderstanding? ”

"You say, our Xiaofei deceived your strawberries, but what evidence is there?"

"Evidence? Facts are facts, what evidence is needed? The flowers and plants on the side of the road saw him lied to me about strawberries! "The hedgehog is in a hurry.

"Hehe, trees and flowers are things that can't speak, and handling cases pays attention to human and physical evidence, since there is no physical evidence, do you have any witnesses?" Zhuge Liang has studied law, so he naturally knows how to deal with it.

"I'm a witness!"

"Hahahahahaha!!" Zhuge Liang looked up to the sky and roared, "I'm sorry, you may not realize the fact that you are not human!" ”

The hedgehog was right to think about it, she was indeed not human, this was an indisputable fact, so she thought about it and decided to recite poetry.

Some people are alive.

He's dead;

Some people died;

He's alive.

There are people.

Riding on the heads of the people: "Oh, how great I am! ”

There are people.

He bent down and served as cattle and horses for the people.

There are people.

carve the name into the stone, want to be "immortal";

There are people.

I would like to be weeds, waiting for the fire to burn in the ground.

There are people.

If he lives, no one else can live;

There are people.

He lives for the better life of the majority.

Riding on the heads of the people.

The people threw him down;

for the people as cattle and horses.

He will always be remembered by the people!

The one who carved the name into stone.

Names rot earlier than corpses;

As long as the spring breeze blows to the place.

Everywhere there are green weeds.

He who lives others cannot live,

His fate can be seen;

He lives for the better of the majority,

The crowd lifted him high, very high.

Zhuge Liang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that a hedgehog could also recite such esoteric poetry, "I appreciate your talent!" Let's reconcile! ”

"Reconciliation? How to reconcile? ”

Zhuge Liang shook his fan, "I'm religious, and I just quit vegetarianism these days, and I only eat meat!" It's useless for me to hold the strawberries! However, I really don't have strawberries, I have two apples in my arms, and if you are willing to exchange meat dishes, I will give you the apples, so that you will not suffer. ”

"Good! You said! I want you to be the talker! You're also the head of a scam syndicate! is a person with status and status, and he should be a person who believes in his word! The hedgehog said.

Meng Qianqian interjected again, "I said, is this hedgehog lacking in heart?" The head of the fraud syndicate will be true to his word?? ”

"That's not right! The ancients were very trustworthy! Wang Erwu understated.

"There will still be a fraud syndicate in Chongxin?" Meng Qianqian asked rhetorically.

"Alas, it's all forced by life......"

The hedgehog turned around, took out two earthworms from his pocket, and handed them to Zhuge Liang, "No, meat dishes!" Two for two, no one takes advantage of anyone! ”

Zhuge Liang saw that the hedgehog was obviously teasing him, so he had a murderous intent, "You play with me? ”

The hedgehog was stunned, "Playing with you?" Could it be that you are ...... What kind of profession? ”

"You exchange earthworms for apples with me, are you stupid for me?"

"You said that you exchanged meat for vegetarian food!" Said the hedgehog.

"As long as I stomp my foot on the ground, countless earthworms will be shaken out! Are you fooling me with this bargain? Zhuge Liang said.

"You mean, your apples are noble? Hum! I mainly stand under the tree, I don't have to stomp my feet, and when I sleep, apples will fall!! According to you, your apples are cheaper! The hedgehog said.

Zhuge Liang hesitated for a moment, "You actually know that apples will automatically fall off the tree?" It seems that you are not an idle person! Didn't ask the hedgehog sister about her name? ”

"Humph! You know how good I am, right? Sister I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, Isaac. Newton. Dovsky the Hedgehog! The hedgehog said proudly......

Zhuge Liang unconsciously took a few steps back, "England physical hedgehog??" It seems that I was careless before, but I didn't expect that the first time this kid acted alone, he ran into a hard bone! ”

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