Sun Chuchu introduced the guests one by one, and then entered the topic.

"Below, enter the first link of our show, the star acting competition! The rules of this link are like this, our guests will be divided into two teams for the PK of acting competition, and finally decide which team wins by the number of votes of the audience, and there is a voting machine on the right hand side of each audience, press 1 for the blue team, and 2 for the red team,...... The following is the "Battle of Red Cliffs" brought by the blue team. ”

After the thunderous applause...... Music ......

Narrator: At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao led a large army south to seize the territory of Eastern Wu in the south of the Yangtze River. Zhou Yu of Eastern Wu dispatched troops and stationed them in Chibi, opposite Cao Cao's troops across the river. A big war is about to begin......

Barracks, Huang Gai (Guo Tao): "Governor, Cao's army is 800,000, and our army is only 30,000, the difference is too far." It won't do us any good to stay with them for a long time. ”

Zhou Yu (Shen Teng): "800,000? Hehe, they are baht, we are euros, 30,000 is enough! Kong Ming, what do you think? ”

Zhuge Liang (Lu Yi): "We are naturally not afraid of playing mahjong, but people are compared to the landlords in Thailand, and now, the gambling boat has sailed to the Gongjiang River, and we have no very chance of winning." ”

Zhou Yu: "Don't we have a gambling god?" ”

Zhuge Liang: "Last night, the God of Gambling went to the village to gamble behind our back, and he has been arrested by the relevant departments. I guess I'll have to be detained for fifteen days! ”

Huang Gai thought for a while, "For today's plan, I can only use fire!" ”

"Fire?"

"Yes, last night Cao Cao actually played the snake on a whim, and now their boats are all connected, as long as we light a fire on our ship and quickly rush into their boat pile, we can burn the company camp, and they will be defeated!" Huang Gai continued.

"It's a good idea, but they're upstream, we're downstream, and our boat has to go upstream, how can we do it fast?" Zhou Yu was puzzled.

Huang Gai: "I accidentally saw in the textbook of the elementary school that as long as I pretend to surrender, Cao Jun will definitely not suspect it, and then, when I am close to them, I can set sail again, and I can rush in in one fell swoop!" ”

"Great idea! Kong Ming, what do you think? ”

"Hehe, do you believe in primary school textbooks? It's all a lie! Do you think you're driving a speedboat? We're swimming against the tide now! How fast can you be? You just ask hundreds of people to row violently, and you are just like a snail, if you really light a fire, it is estimated that your own ashes will be blown directly into the river, and you will not be able to reach the other side! Zhuge Liang said.

Zhou Yu couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood! "Ahh I didn't expect that the primary school texts turned out to be deceitful! It infuriates me so much. By the way, Kong Ming, don't you know witchcraft? Borrow an east wind! ”

"Dongfeng? That's a domestic truck! Do you think it's an amphibious tank? ”

"No, I mean the wind, the kind that blows, the one that blows to the east, the one inside the mahjong."

"Oh, this is okay, you call thousands of soldiers, stand on the shore, I set up a big formation, and then they listen to my unified command, I shout and blow! They just kept blowing to the east, and the blower was the principle! It's better to find a soldier with a higher lung capacity! ”

"Brother Kong Ming is still amazing! It's really a stroke of genius! ”

"It's just that you're mentally retarded!"

Zhou Yu snorted and spit out a mouthful of blood, "I didn't expect that I was actually mentally retarded?" I didn't realize until today that it's really infuriating! ”

"If you really want to attack with fire, I'll build yì and you will use paper boats instead! One is flammable, the other is lightweight, and it is easier to blow! Also, Gong Jin, you are an intellectual hero, with only three drops of blood! You've gone two drops, spit out one more and you'll die. Zhuge Liang threw a wink.

"Paper boats? How do paper boats carry people? Huang Gai said.

"Paper man, you stupid! Hurry up and order the people below to make a paper figure like you, anyway, it's night, Cao Cao's short-sighted eyes can see a fart clearly! ”

"The military advisor has a point, I will immediately arrange for someone to do it."

"By the way, hurry up and write your book, otherwise the courier will get off work and won't be able to send it, and it will be a bad thing if Cao Cao can't receive it then!"

LED display: At night, a large number of paper boats are swimming against the current......

Cao Ying......

"Report! Prime Minister, a group of ships on the opposite side are heading towards our army. "The creeps (extras) report.

Cao Cao (Ma Xiaoli reversed): "It's the "cover" code rice (Huang Gai's nickname), don't panic! ”

Weekly Camp ......

"Oh no, most of the thousands of soldiers have been blowing for a long time, they are already out of oxygen, they are half in shock, the ship is unstable in power and it is starting to drift ......"

"Margin call! Don't let it go! ”

"Yes! Governor. All obey the order, assemble on the shore, blow! ”

"But...... The paper boat blows over, who will light the fire? ”

"Yes, Brother Kong Ming."

"Oh, I haven't thought about this problem, what should I do?" Zhuge Liang's face was full of innocence.

Zhou Yu spurted out a mouthful of blood, "Sister! I played with Cao Thief for one night, and I was so angry that I ...... to death."

"Commander, all supervise him...... Killed! Strategist, isn't there spiritualism in witchcraft? Please ask the military advisor to rescue the governor. ”

"Spiritualism, I can only fur, chickens and ducks and the like, but as for people, I can't do it for the time being! This stingy guy! Three times I was so angry...... Stamp the flag! It's a good burial...... Alas, God is jealous of the talent! Zhuge Liang looked up to the sky and roared.

Cao Ying......

"Report! Prime Minister, the other party's ship is a little weird, like a papier-mâché ......"

"What? Let me see! Cao Cao picked up the binoculars, his face turned pale, "Oh no, I said it a long time ago, don't come out to fight in the middle of July!" Now you must have met the Yin Soldier to borrow the way! The ghost hits the wall! Run! ”

"Yes, look at the yellow cover! Emma, scared to pee! Evacuate! ”

A small soldier stood on the shore, "Hehe! Lao Tzu is an atheist, what a yin soldier borrows the Tao! It's all on the sidelines! Prime Minister, you withdraw first! Watch me clean them up! ”

LED screen: The paper boat floats into Cao Ying and blends into the boat.

The little soldier laughed, "It's just an ordinary paper boat, why be afraid?" Wait for me to burn it with fire! So a torch set the paper boat on fire......

Weekly Camp ......

"Strategist, it's on fire!"

"Huh? God help me! Could it be that Brother Gongjin burns the true spirit? Don't be stunned...... Hurry up and blow! This is your Dutunah's life fighting! ”

"Good!" The soldiers were demoralized, and they blew wildly, and the stars and rivers were mixed with the saliva bubbles in the sky......

Narrator: The fire burned red all over the sky, and the smoke covered the river, so that it was impossible to tell where the water was and where the shore was. The cries and shouts were mixed, and Cao Cao's men and horses were burned, drowned, and frightened to death. Cao Cao saw that his generals had lost their souls and had no intention of fighting, so he had to flee from Huarong Road with them. Afterwards, the priest was asked to do the ritual for three days and three nights before the turmoil was calmed down......

The lights are dim...... The audience applauded......