"Chapter 102: Flash"

The recording ends smoothly, and although there are some small flaws in the middle, it is basically within the range of control, and it is generally considered to be very satisfying. The recording of the second episode will take place three days later, and the premiere is also scheduled for 9:30 p.m. next Saturday. After the recording of the show, all the invited celebrity guests no longer stayed, but went to various places to catch up with their other announcements. Only Deng Shuang was an exception, because she was specially invited by Haha Food, although the old man Dong Xiaocheng did not come to participate in the recording of the show in person, but he had already arranged a dinner in advance to entertain her.

"Erwu, can you help me get a signed photo of Deng Shuang?" Lin Ruoxi pulled Wang Erwu's sleeve, and then took out a poster of Deng Shuang.

"Why do you want to sign a photo? And you can't eat it. Can't I sign one for you? ”

"You? After you sign it, won't I have to paste the window with this poster? ”

"Glue windows? That's not in line with your character, even if it's waste, you will use it as a lid for smoked bacon! ”

"Okay, don't be verbose, go and help me get an autograph, and the people will be leaving later!"

Wang Erwu's eyes lit up and he smiled, "How much benefit fee do you give me?" I don't want to be vain, I want cash. ”

"Two-five! When did you become so depraved? Talk about money at every turn! ”

"Alas, people's minds always change, I used to only think about how to get rich, now I only think about how to get out of poverty! When people are desperate, they can only choose to go with the flow......"

"Two hundred! Just go! People are leaving! Lin Ruoxi said excitedly.

"Two hundred? Hehe, a big star's autograph...... It's worth two hundred? Haha, deal! Shell out the money! Hurry, wait for the people to leave, hurry. Wang Erwu took the two red hundred-yuan bills and ran to the backstage happily.

Backstage, Deng Shuang was removing makeup, Wang Erwu pushed open the door, took the poster, and walked straight in, "Hey, big star!" ”

As soon as he was halfway there, he was stopped by a woman, "Fans, please wait in the passage outside, and we will arrange a chance to meet you later!" ”

Deng Shuang smiled, and then said to the woman, "This is my friend and the producer of this column." ”

"Oh, it's the producer, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm Deng Shuang's agent, my name is ......"

"Oh, Auntie, hello! Long admiration, long admiration, long admiration ......"

Deng Shuang chuckled, but the agent's face turned green......

Wang Erwu walked next to Deng Shuang with the poster and smiled charmingly, "Big star, I'll give you a hundred yuan, you can sign it for me." ”

Deng Shuang's face was full of black lines, "A hundred? ”

"Yes, don't underestimate these hundred pieces, have you heard the story of dripping water through stones? In fact, we can establish long-term cooperation! I'm in charge of the business, you only need to sign a name, and when the business fee comes, we will open it in half, and you don't need to pay taxes! How happy, sign 10,000 names a day, the daily income is 1 million, and the monthly income is ...... It is...... Oops, I can't count! Anyway, I'm getting rich, hundreds of millions a year, what kind of TV are you shooting? What do you think? Is there a little bit of caution? When the time comes, I will open a signature company, and we will go public in the United States! ”

"Producer! Are you crazy about money? Didn't you have a lot of money the night before yesterday, though? ”

"You misunderstood, the money doesn't belong to me, so I won't take it, I haven't kept a penny, really! I'm not the kind of person who sees money. ”

"Hehe, does the 100 yuan business fee belong to you?" Deng Shuang smiled.

"This money is earned through the fruits of my labor, and labor is glorious!"

"Do you really feel honored?"

"Alas, well, I'll be honest, I was careless the night before yesterday, because I was too sleepy, and I actually forgot to take the money when I got out of the car, and the result was ...... Uncle Liu actually confiscated the money! Am I also forced by life? I thought to myself, I have hands and feet, I won't go to ask for it, right? I have to be down-to-earth, and today's business suddenly gave me infinite inspiration, and I think this is a good way to make money! Hehe, you won't refuse this single in my life, right? Wang Erwu said with a smile.

Deng Shuang signed the poster, "You can take these two hundred, save some flowers!" ”

"I love you to death!" Wang Erwu stepped forward and gave Deng Shuang a hug, and then ran out.

Deng Shuang only felt that his face was flushed, and he felt like his heart was beating faster......

Because in the show just now, there were many children who assisted in the acting, all of whom were wanted to show their faces by a well-known kindergarten, Wang Erwu came out of the backstage and found that there was a little girl about four or five years old who was alone in the corner and cried, which should have been separated from the team. He was just about to walk up to appease, but Lin Ruoxi arrived one step ahead of him.

Looking at the little girl who was crying very sadly, Lin Ruoxi couldn't comfort her, so she wiped her tears with her hand, and when she saw that there was no one around, she silently wiped the tears in her hand on the little girl's clothes......

This scene made Wang Erwu completely petrified, and said secretly, "I didn't expect Ruoxi to also have a smart side, in the absence of tissues, she actually chose local materials and chose the little girl's clothes, I really admire!" ”

Wang Erwu walked over, handed the poster to Lin Ruoxi, and then leaned over to look at the little girl, "Little beauty, are you lost with your boyfriend?" ”

The little girl suddenly stopped crying, looking at Wang Erwu's eyes with some anger, "Don't mention him to me!" I finally forgot about him! ”

Wang Erwuyi was stunned, how much resentment? Is it about discipline? "Little girl! If you want to turn friendship into love, you must have the ability to turn the boat into a cruise ship! After all, you don't have an economic foundation now, and your relationship is extremely unstable! Don't believe in fairy tales too much, love in fairy tales is all lies, listen to your uncle's words, find a rich one when you grow up, it doesn't matter if you are old, it's enough to anger him! ”

"You know what? The one I'm looking for is much older than me! The point is that it was my first love! Do you think you can put it down? ”

"Little girl, this is your fault, you dare to get lost, what do you care about losing a few boyfriends?" As soon as Wang Erwu's words fell, the little girl cried again.

"What's wrong? Uncle is comforting you, why are you crying again? ”

The little girl innocently said, "Is there such a comforting thing as you?" Finally changed the topic, I don't even remember that I got lost, you don't open the pot now! I remembered again that I had gone missing, and that the old and new wounds were piled up together...... Woowoo...... I can't live this day......"

"Do you eat sugar?" Wang Erwu asked seriously.

The little girl was like a player that could press pause at any time, and her cry was instantly stopped, "Does it smell like mint?" I don't like other flavors. ”

"Yes! There's a haha food counter outside, I'll take you to get it. ”

"Say it earlier! Caused me to cry for so long! I've cried all my tears for a lifetime......"

Wang Erwu and Lin Ruoxi looked at the little girl who was walking out of the door alone, stunned.

"The young girl now is really brave and resolute!" Wang Erwu sighed.

"Yes, it's better to be blue than blue. When we were her age, we would only throw sandbags. Lin Ruoxi also agreed.

"Are we out of step with the times? Outdated? ”

"Why do you say that?"

"Once, I was chatting with a junior who was a few years lower than me, and he said that they are all popular now" style, what kind of flash love, flash marriage, flash divorce, flash death, etc., ......"

"Flash love, flash marriage, I've heard of it, what the hell is this flash and flash death?"

"Flash, the speed of divorce! To die in a flash is to be killed by lightning! ”

"Roll the calves!" Lin Ruoxi kicked at Wang Erwu.

"No, Ruoxi, that's really the case. Last time, my junior brother was showing off, saying that he and his girlfriend knew each other for less than two days, and they were together, and they got married on the third day of acquaintance, and in less than six months of marriage, the child was born, and they went on a business trip for a year, and the second child had a 100-day banquet, and less than an hour after returning home from a business trip, the old king next door died violently......"