Chapter 191: Fill a good hand with water
Chen Ge said: "Then I will be the first." They can't push bald heads because they're ugly, I'm handsome, of course I want bald heads. ”
Chen Ru said: "Okay, okay, whatever you say is right, I won't talk to you." ”
"But," Chen Ru's words changed a tone, with a mischievous ridicule in her tone, "I will bring the news that you want to be bald, and ask her to come and talk to you about it." ”
Chen Ge clutched his chest and made a distressed expression, "You... are so ruthless." ”
Chen Ge laughed and said, "I'm just so ruthless." ”
Chen Ge threw the towel that had just wiped his face in his hand over, "Fool." ”
Chen Ru pouted, "You're the fool!" ”
For a while, the charm and cuteness of the little woman were revealed, and she was wearing pajamas, and the whiteness on her chest couldn't help but be a little gone, and Chen Ge's heart jumped, and he thought, fortunately, it's not big, and he can't see the deep ditch.
Chen Ru was puzzled: "What did you say?" ”
Chen Ge said: "I didn't say anything. ”
It turned out that Chen Ge muttered when he thought about it just now.
Until he left, Chen Ru was still thinking about what Chen Ge meant by what he said before, so he returned to his room in a daze, sat on the bed, Chen Ru looked down and saw that he was actually gone, and then recalled what Chen Ge said before.
Chen Ru blushed for a while, then became angry, and straightened his chest.
It's not big, but it's not very small.
Chen Ru was not very confident when he thought about this question, and finally comforted himself, he was very proud of his small size, and I was a national provincial fabric.
Lie down and sleep!
Twenty minutes later, Chen Ruyi turned over and turned on the light, no, this matter is resolutely unbearable!
Chen Ru put on slippers and turned on the computer, and typed in 1,000 degrees: breast enlargement method.
After searching for 1,456,725,354 pieces of information for you, it didn't take long for Chen Ru to start a habit of eating papaya with a mask.
Women are the ones who please themselves.
The next day, it was Shi Zhimin who woke up Chen Ge, and Shi Zhimin kept telling Chen Ge on the way to school, Chen Ge bowed his head and looked like a good baby.
While Chen Ru sat in the front row and laughed at Chen Ge mercilessly, a very strange feeling surged in his heart, watching Shi Zhimin keep preaching, and let Chen Ge do this and that, it was a little uncomfortable.
When Chen Ge's back with his schoolbag faded away, Chen Ru just shook off the thoughts in his mind.
Shi Zhimin finished sending Chen Ge, got into the car, and patted Chen Ru on the shoulder, "Are you busy today?" ”
Chen Ru said: "I'm not busy, what's wrong?" ”
Shi Zhimin said: "Find a place to talk." ”
"Yes, where are you going?"
"Go back to the hotel and be quiet."
What Shi Zhimin wants to talk to Chen Ru about her and Chen Ge is very accurate, Shi Zhimin's confidence and intuition are very accurate, Chen Ru's thoughts about Chen Ge are by no means simple friends or collaborators.
In fact, Shi Zhimin didn't care so much about the other two people she was offline, but I don't know why, every time she saw Chen Ge in a state where she didn't care about anything, she couldn't get angry.
Moreover, Shi Zhimin should not have too much involvement in the relationship of the star itself, but Shi Zhimin believes that Chen Ge does not understand anything, and the beginning and exposure of the relationship are very important to the development of a star, and she thinks that she must plan for Chen Ge.
Who Chen Ge is with is Chen Ge's business, but the follow-up after being together is what she must prepare for Chen Ge in advance.
Sometimes there is no reason for one person to be nice to another.
Chen Ru didn't know why, and suddenly felt a little nervous in his heart.
Chen Ge was being lectured in the teaching office at this time, because he was late again.
I remember that in the article, the official class time was 8 o'clock in the morning, so Chen Ge came to Bingcheng No. 1 Middle School at 7:50 to report, but unfortunately after he came, the director of the teaching office told Chen Ge that Bingcheng No. 1 Middle School would read early at 7:40.
"When you come to our school, you have to follow the rules of our school, no matter what your previous status was, you are a student here, you have to be in class at 7:40 punctually every day, and you must sit in the class before 7:35. Also, with your hairstyle, I don't recommend that you leave it like this, not too short, not too long, preferably with a small flat head. Your hair looks a little too ruffian, you know? ”
Chen Ge said: "Understood! But, Director, I have one more question. ”
"What's the problem? Say. ”
"My hair is too short and I need to wear a wig?" Chen Ge asked.
A murderous gaze from the director of discipline came, and Chen Ge slipped away.
In Ice City, it is true that few people push their hair so short, I don't know if it has something to do with the weather.
Chen Ge's class was 366, and in the corner of the third floor, Chen Ge looked over one by one as he walked by.
Many teachers do not have the habit of closing the door in class, so every time Chen Ge walks through the door of a class, there will be absent-minded students who look out of the door.
366 doorway.
Chen Ge knocked on the door, "Report!" ”
"Enter!"
Chen Ge pushed the door in.
On the podium was a very young and beautiful female teacher, with fair skin and a gentle voice, "You're a new classmate, right?" ”
"Yes."
"Tell us about yourself."
Chen Ge faced the students, "Hello everyone, I am Chen Ge, and I will be everyone's classmate in the future, I hope you will give me more advice." ”
The students began to applaud, and Chen Ge saw Concubine Liu, who was secretly greeting him in the crowd.
Concubine Liu smiled gloatingly, and said a word to herself, looking at the shape of her mouth: It's late again!
The female teacher stroked her hair that was a little messy on her sideburns, and said with a smile: "Chen Ge, you are late on the first day of school, and according to the rules of our school, you will be punished. ”
Performing the program, Chen Ge thought, as long as he didn't let me stand for another class.
"Everyone said, what kind of show is better for Chen Ge to perform?"
The students began to laugh, and probably their favorite thing to watch when they were students was the embarrassment of a classmate being forced to perform a show.
"Sing!"
"Frog Jump!"
"Push-ups!"
These Chen Ge think it's acceptable, it's not a problem, it's not a punishment.
In the end, the teacher picked a girl to stand up, "What do you think Chen Ge should be asked to perform?" ”
The girl looked at Chen Ge and said excitedly, "I want to see Chen Ge dance." ”
Dancing is also possible, although Chen Ge's dancing is not too good, but Shi Zhimin has trained Chen Ge before, and simple movements can still be completed.
After a simple dance dance.
The eyes of the girls in the class were shining, "So handsome." ”
Concubine Liu pursed her lips disdainfully.
"Teacher." Concubine Liu raised her hand at this time, and Chen Ge had an ominous premonition.
Concubine Liu said: "Teacher, I don't think acting is a punishment, so let him stand in the back row and stand for a morning class is called punishment." ”
Laughter rang out in the class.
Chen Ge gritted his teeth, this little girl is too ruthless.
Seeing that the teacher seemed to be considering Chen Ge's proposal, Chen Ge hurriedly remedied, "Teacher, I really didn't mean it, and I will never do it again in the future." ”
"Hmm." The teacher said: "Concubine Liu said that letting Chen Ge stand for a morning class is a bit too long, so let's take a class." ”
"Huh?"
"Chen Ge, you just stand in the back row for a class."
Unexpectedly, he still didn't escape Concubine Liu's clutches.
In Xishan Wenzhong, in Bingcheng No. 1 Middle School, the first class was all standing, Concubine Liu also turned around from time to time and stuck out her tongue at herself, Chen Ge looked at the back of Concubine Liu's head, picked up a chalk head from the ground, and when the teacher turned around, the chalk head instantly smashed on the back of Concubine Liu's head.
"Oops!" Concubine Liu screamed.
Half of the students in the class looked over, and the teacher also turned around, "Concubine Liu, what's wrong?" ”
Concubine Liu covered her head and smiled, "It's okay." ”
The teacher nodded and continued the lecture.
When the teacher turned back to the board, Concubine Liu suddenly turned around and smashed the chalk head hidden in the palm of her hand. Chen Ge had already taken precautions and dodged over.
Concubine Liu was angry and gritted her teeth.
Ten minutes later, the class ended.
Chen Ge originally prevented Concubine Liu from coming over to retaliate, but he saw Concubine Liu talking to her tablemates, and seemed to have forgotten the small losses in class.
Chen Ge walked to his seat.
Most of the girls in the class instantly gathered around, "Chen Ge, can you sign for me?" ”
"Chen Ge, I like your play very much, I want your autograph."
For this kind of request, Chen Ge responds to all requests.
After signing the two names, Chen Ge looked up and found that the girls were not there for some reason, and there was a teacher standing in front of him with a sweet smile.
The love between the teacher and the student has lasted for thousands of years, and it has never changed, and when the students see the teacher, they think that the mouse sees the cat, and when they see the teacher coming, the girls think that the teacher is here to sabotage their plan to sign.
The teacher looked at Chen Ge, "Classmate Chen Ge." ”
"Teacher, what's wrong?"
The teacher suddenly opened the magazine he was rolling up in his hand, it was actually "Men's Dock", and the cover was Chen Ge, "Chen Ge, I like your Zhao Xudong very much, can you sign me?" ”
Zhao Xudong, as the protagonist of literary films, is a rich and handsome man with a complex and melancholy personality, and his melancholy temperament can attract young women in literature and art.
Chen Ge wrote in the magazine for the teacher: I wish Teacher Xu Jingjing will always be beautiful - Zhao Xudong (Chen Ge)
A large group of girls gathered up again, "Chen Ge, I want to sign too!" ”
"Chen Ge!"
I don't know who in the crowd shouted, "Chen Ge, I love you!" ”
There was a burst of laughter.
Only then did Chen Ge know why Chen Ru said that he was very popular among these young children, it turned out to be true.
Children at this age are just beginning to form their own worldview, but because they have seen the world, they have experienced too few things, and they only look at the surface when they see things and people, which is also an important reason why Chen Ge is easy to become popular among them.
But at this age, the worldview and values are also easy to be damaged, Chen Ge looked at them, and suddenly felt that he had some inexplicable burden on his shoulders.
The class bell rang quickly, and Chen Ge collected the notebooks that had not yet been signed, and waited until the end of class to sign them and give them them.
Concubine Liu sat behind Chen Ge.
Concubine Liu looked at Chen Ge's head and smiled maliciously, daring to provoke Miss Ben!
Concubine Liu opened her palm, and there were no less than ten pieces of chalk in her hand.
In this physics class, the physics teacher is a man in his forties, who looks very serious, and has a certain similarity with Chen Ge's physics teacher in high school.
Even though Chen Ge has been out of school for a long time, I don't know why, when I see this kind of teacher, I will feel inexplicably empty, probably because the shadow of the physics teacher in my heart is too deep when I was in school.
The physics teacher wrote the word electromotive force on the podium, and Chen Ge instantly became interested.
Although the strictness of the physics teacher left a deep shadow in his heart, he was still very interested in physics.
Chen Ge didn't feel a large wave of chalk coming to the back of his head.
Sou!
Chen Ge covered his head and turned around, seeing the girl behind him covering her mouth and laughing, the girl secretly pointed to the back.
Chen Ge looked at Concubine Liu, she was grimacing at herself, it was obvious that she was the one who started it.
Chen Ge: This girl is too resentful, I put up with it, and the hero doesn't fight with the woman.
But he doesn't hold grudges, Concubine Liu is still very aggrieved.
Concubine Liu broke the chalk one by one, and there were words in her mouth: "This is the first paragraph you lost to me last night." ”
"This is the second joke you lost to me last night."
“・・・・・・”
When everything was settled, Concubine Liu looked at the person in her hand and the chalk left, "No matter, the rest is interest!" ”
So Chen Ge was constantly subjected to "air raids" throughout the class.
When Concubine Liu finally finished throwing the chalk in her hand, there were less than ten minutes left in a class.
Concubine Liu clapped her hands, it's so cool! When he looked up, he saw Chen Ge holding a handful of chalk and looking at himself with a wicked smile.
Concubine Liu immediately made a decision and stood up, "Teacher, he threw me chalk!" ”
The girl behind Chen Ge paid attention to the two of them for a lesson, and at this time, after hearing Concubine Liu's villain sue first, she finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Chen Ge held his forehead with his hand, this girl is too ruthless...
The final way to deal with the matter was that the physics teacher walked next to Chen Ge and searched for Chen Ge's "criminal evidence" from Chen Ge.
The rest of the time, Chen Ge was punished for standing in the back row.
The morning class was finally over.
Chen Ge was already hungry with his chest against his back, hungry.
When he came to the cafeteria, Chen Ge suddenly remembered one thing, the teaching director did not give him a meal card.
The food in Bingcheng No. 1 Middle School is as good as in the text, and there are twelve windows on the first, second, and third floors, each of which is of a different type.
Chen Ge could only watch, and he couldn't pull his face to pull a student to borrow a meal card.
It's like a person who is so poor that he sees a mountain of gold but can't touch it.
"Chen Ge!"
Chen Ge looked to the right, and it was actually the head teacher, that is, Xu Jingjing, the beautiful teacher of the first class this morning.
Xu Jingjing walked over, "Chen Ge, what's wrong?" ”
Xu Jingjing was a savior in Chen Ge's eyes at this time.
Chen Ge rubbed his hands and smiled: "Teacher, I didn't give out a meal card in the morning." ”
Xu Jingjing smiled sweetly, or this teacher looked very sweet, so no matter how he smiled, he looked sweet, "It's okay, then I'll take you to eat." ”
So Xu Jingjing took Chen Ge and walked over from window to window, "The No. 1 window is Lanzhou ramen, which will be spicy." The second window is the Kung Pao Chicken Rice Bowl. Window No. 3 is Malatang. Window No. 4 is chicken fillet bibimbap. Window 5 is spicy mix. Window No. 6 is porridge and steamed buns・・・・・・"
Chen Ge looked over one by one, swallowing his saliva.
After Xu Jingjing finished introducing everything, she turned around and asked Chen Ge, "How is it, what do you want to eat?" ”
Chen Ge said embarrassedly: "Teacher, can I order more?" ”
One spicy hot, one spicy mix, one chicken fillet bibimbap.
Chen Ge's index finger moved.
The essence of Malatang is all in the spicy and hot words, and Chen Ge can't help but make a sucking sound when he eats.
Xu Jingjing looked at Chen Ge, her eyes curved like a crescent moon, "Eat slowly." (To be continued.) )