Chen Ge paused for more than ten seconds, "Don't be in a hurry to laugh, don't be in a hurry to laugh first, I haven't finished what I just said yet." ”

"My friend, he's really rich, how rich."

"His family lives in the capital, and everyone knows that the housing prices in the capital are so expensive that ordinary people can't afford them for a lifetime. However, my friend has a house in the capital city. One ring set, two rings and two sets, three rings and three sets, four rings and four sets, five rings and five sets, by the way, speaking of the five rings, there is also a song dedicated to praising the five rings, have you ever heard? That's how the song is sung, ah~ Five rings"

Chen Ge started singing, and the people in the bar were stunned, we are still waiting for your joke, why did you go off topic and start singing? Also praise the song of the five rings?

I haven't heard of it!

"You are one more ring than the four rings"

Concubine Liu sprayed, "Poof~ Five rings are one more ring than four rings, isn't this an obvious thing!" ”

"Ahhh

Concubine Liu: "······ He wasn't going to just sing it. ”

"Finally one day you will be able to repair the Seven Rings

What to do if you repair to the seventh ring

You're two rings more than the five rings."

After singing a song, no one could hold back it, and Concubine Liu was even more smiling.

Chen Ge paused for a moment, and when the laughter was a little quieter, Chen Ge continued: "Let's get back to the legend of my friend, he is really a rich man, he bought a big villa last year, hey, there are two highways in the yard. ”

A few scattered laughs, this burden is not as funny as before.

"Two highways, one is called the Father's Guarantee Expressway, why is it called the Father's Guarantee Expressway, it is from his father's bedroom to the nanny's bedroom, and the other is called the Mother's Kitchen Expressway, why is it called the Mother's Kitchen Expressway, you know~"

Laughing crazy, it turns out that the baggage is here.

Concubine Liu clutched her stomach, "Hahaha, Chen Ge, you are too bad!" ”

Chen Ge said: "As for who this friend of mine is, he is so rich, it is inconvenient to reveal it to everyone, after all, it is privacy." ”

Chen Ge suddenly stopped talking, and after a few seconds.

Chen Ge's eyes rolled, "Concubine Liu, female, height 168, weight 49 kg, ID number is 2355······"

It's not enough to say who it is...

The owner of the bar, Zhang Xu, has not closed his mouth since just now, looking at the lively atmosphere in the bar, he didn't expect a dead horse to be a live horse doctor, and he also discovered a super joker in the hosting industry.

Concubine Liu almost gritted her teeth offstage, this Chen Ge actually hurt me, I think he just doesn't want to mix.

Lemon quietly turned on her phone and recorded a video of Chen Ge telling a joke on stage, thinking that when she went to school, she could show off in front of the same table, and told her that she still didn't listen to Chen Ge in the video, and this time she directly brought back an exclusive video.

"Speaking of my friend, the deeds are really three days and three nights can not be finished, just four words can be summarized, bad deeds, a few days I bought a walnut bracelet, bought on the stall, three pieces of nine, one day I and her were going to record a variety show, I found that her eyes were not right, I just thought she was sleeping and did not sleep well hysteria, and when I fell asleep in the car, I woke up to find that the walnut bracelet on my arm was missing, and I turned around and saw her holding two walnuts in her hand. This story tells us to always be wary of those foodie friends around us. If you have something, especially a walnut bracelet, you must hide it. ”

This paragraph has just been finished, and something has happened.

Concubine Liu ran to the stage as soon as she slipped away, and snatched Chen Ge's microphone angrily, "What did you just say?" ”

Chen Ge was stunned, this kid shouldn't be so easy to get angry.

Zhang Xu thought to himself, isn't the relationship between the two of them quite good, shouldn't there be conflicts because of such a few words.

Concubine Liu stared at her with wide eyes and held the microphone, "You actually carried my walnut bracelet on your back!" ”

"Poof!" Chen Ruxian in the audience couldn't help it, and snorted, which then caused a burst of laughter.

It turned out that Concubine Liu was watching Chen Ge say that the joke was funny, and she came up to join in the fun.

After speaking, Concubine Liu stuffed the microphone back into Singer Chen and jumped off the stage.

"You see, this story tells us that foodies are not easy to mess with."

"Because they have a great temper, and how much they have a temper. When I was in high school, there was a boy in my class who had always had a crush on her, and finally one day he stood on the podium with flowers in his hand and confessed to her. She shyly asked the boy, why do you like me? The boy said, although you don't look very good, your body is not very good, your IQ is a little low, you fail math, you can't speak English clearly, you do things sloppily, and you are a middle-class girl in the crowd, but when I see you, I just have an inexplicable feeling, I think this is. The boy's words were interrupted by her at this point, and Concubine Liu yelled, you are blind!! ”

At this point, Chen Ge saw Zhang Xu in the audience make a gesture, signaling that the others had arrived.

Chen Ge bowed, "Just now, these jokes I told are pure jokes, if there are similarities, they must have copied them." What day is it today, everyone knows it, I will come up, I said so much, Brother Zhang Xu has already made a face to me below, hurry down, hurry down, I want to go up. I thought about it, let's let Brother Zhang Xu talk about it, otherwise when I will go out of the bar, it will not be good for Brother Zhang Xu to let me settle the bill. ”

"Okay, thank you, let's let Brother Zhang Xu come up and say a few words."

Zhang Xu walked up and took the microphone.

When Chen Ge arrived at the stage, Concubine Liu immediately pounced with her teeth and claws, "You actually choreographed me just now, choreographed me!" ”

Chen Ge slapped Concubine Liu a few times and begged for mercy: "I was wrong, I was wrong." ”

At this time, Chen Ge was patted on the shoulder.

Chen Ge turned around, and a cute girl with small eyes and a small nose stood in front of him, "Remember me?" ”

Chen Ge recalled, "You are... Brain-dead powder? ”

The ID of the lemon is upstairs brain powder.

Lemon cheered at Chen Ge's fact that he still remembered him, and didn't notice the ambiguity in Chen Ge's words at all, "Yes, yes." I didn't expect to see you here! ”

Chen Ge really didn't expect it, "Why are you here?" ”

"Uncle Zhang Xu is a good friend of my father, and he called me and said that the bar was open and asked me to come over and have fun, so I came."

"Oh."

Concubine Liu pulled Chen Ge, "Who is she?" ”

Chen Ge said: "A friend. ”

"Friends on the Internet." Concubine Liu debunked Chen Ge, and she heard the conversation between the two just now.

Chen Ge and Lemon glanced at each other, "That's right." ”

Concubine Liu said: "I can't see it, Chen Ge, you are such a wolf." ”

Chen Ge smiled bitterly: "Where did you think of it, me and..."

Lemon said, "You can call me Lemon, that's what everyone close to me calls me!" ”

"Oh. Lemon and I met in a comment under the news, and I took a video at the time, so I really didn't expect to meet here. ”

Lemon added to the situation that night.

Concubine Liu looked at the two suspiciously, "Really? Are you a fan of his? I just happened to chat with him on the Internet, and I happened to pick up the video, and I happened to meet here? ”

Chen Ge and Lemon nodded.

Concubine Liu slapped Chen Ge, and it hurt a lot.

Chen Ge asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Concubine Liu said: "It's okay, I just think you're too lucky, I met a fan in online chat, and I just happened to meet it in reality, the problem is that it looks good... So-so. ”

Concubine Liu reluctantly said a so-so adjective, in fact, Lemon looks like a standard beauty, but how could Miss Concubine Liu admit that other women are beautiful.

Chen Ru has been listening to the side, but he didn't speak, and at this time he also spoke: "It's really a coincidence, it sounds like acting in a TV series." ”

On the stage, Zhang Xu knocked on the microphone at this time, attracting the attention of several people.

"The bar business is open today."

As soon as Zhang Xu opened her mouth, Concubine Liu giggled, "Why is Zhang Xu so funny when he speaks, and he is contemptible, why don't you say Xiaosheng." ”

Lemon thought so, "Uncle Zhang Xu has always spoken like this, half-literate and half-white, and sometimes I wonder if he is from the old society." ”

"Don't say it, listen to what people say first." Chen Ru said

"I have to thank you for your support, and I can take time out of my busy schedule to come over, and I have all remembered it. Tonight, everyone was open to eat, drink and have fun, and all the expenses were mine. ”

That's the end of the story, just like these two sentences, Concubine Liu yawned twice in a row, "It's not interesting at all, Chen Ge, it's not as good as the joke you just said." ”

Nonsense, can talking be compared to telling jokes. Chen Ge rolled his eyes, Concubine Liu, this girl is really out of tune.

Lemon pulled Chen Ge.

Chen Ge looked at her suspiciously.

Lemon held it in Chen Ge's ear with one hand and said, "Can you come out?" ”

Chen Ge looked at Concubine Liu and Chen Ru, who were unconscious, and turned around and followed Lemon out.

Concubine Liu glanced at the two of them and went out, and followed sneakily, this Chen Ge is still pretending to be serious, if it is going out to do something bad, I will definitely tell Sister Chen Ru.

Lemon took Chen Ge out.

There are not many people on the street now.

Lemon's tears came down in an instant.

Concubine Liu is hiding in the shadows, there is a story, there is definitely a story.

Chen Ge panicked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Lemon fanned her eyes, "I'm fine, I'm just too excited to see you." I've been putting up with it just now. ”

Concubine Liu wilted, this one called lemon is too unproductive.

Chen Ge touched Lemon's head, "There's no need, since we met, there will definitely be more when we meet in the future, can we still see each other and cry once?" ”

Lemon said, "If I cry once, I can see you, and I want to cry every day." ”

Concubine Liu had goosebumps all over her body, so numb. Is this a conversation between fans and idols, this is a naked confession and seduction. In the dead of night, the moon and the dark wind are high and he said such things.

Chen Ge said: "Don't be like this, I want to make people happy and move and bring positive energy when I am filming and an actor, if I feel uncomfortable when others see it, then I should stop filming." ”

Lemon said, "I cry because I'm happy, and as long as I can see you, I'm happy." ”

Hey, don't talk about it, why are the little girls so unreserved now! Concubine Liu hugged her shoulders and thought old-fashionedly, old lady, I was not like you when I was young.

In fact, Concubine Liu is one year younger than Lemon, and is a common problem for every woman.

Lemon calmed down a lot and stared at Chen Ge tightly, her eyes never left Chen Ge's face from just now, "You are so good-looking." ”

Chen Ge was embarrassed, he was moved by the lemon in his heart, and at this time, the lemon suddenly came and said, You are so good-looking.

Concubine Liu pursed her lips disdainfully, what's wrong with being good-looking, although this guy is really good-looking, but what's the matter, can he be eaten as a meal.

Lemon said: "I saw you on the video, and it was much better than in the movie, because it felt real. When I saw you in person, I found that it was much better than in the video, and there was a kind of, an indescribable fairy aura. ”

Concubine Liu continued to pout her lips disdainfully, and returned to the immortal spirit, if you continue to talk about it, he will become an immortal.

Chen Ge said: "Don't praise me, I actually have a lot of shortcomings, but you don't know." ”

Fans like idols, and many times they like just the person they imagine.

Lemon didn't retort, "Perhaps." ”

Concubine Liu thought to herself, it was meant to be! It's boring, I'm going back!

As soon as Concubine Liu turned around, she bumped into a person's head, and was about to scream, but her mouth was covered.

Concubine Liu looked at Chen Ru with wide eyes, Chen Ru made a silent gesture, and then slowly let go of her hand.

Concubine Liu asked in a low voice, "Sister Chen Ru, why are you here?" ”

Chen Ru looked unnatural and said, "I saw that you weren't there, so I came to look for you." ”

Concubine Liu smiled: "Sister Chen Ru, don't lie to me, you must have come to see that guy." ”

Chen Ru said angrily: "Don't talk, take a look." ”

Concubine Liu has an expression that I understand, since Sister Chen Ru is also there, then I'll watch it for a while, Chen Ge, this is not that I want to spy on your privacy, this is Sister Chen Ru who wants to snoop, I just accompany Sister Chen Ru.

The two secretly looked at the two who were standing not far away.

Lemon pursed her lips, "I've decided, I'm going to give you a gift." ”

Chen Ge thought it was something that Lemon had made himself, and asked, "What gift?" ”

Lemon said, "In the bar, you wait a minute, I'll go back and get it!" ”

With that, Lemon ran to the bar.

Chen Ru and Concubine Liu hurriedly hid in the dark, Concubine Liu patted her chest and was almost seen.

Lemon ran out in a few moments, carrying a bag on her arm, and from the bag came a string of things that shone faintly in the moonlight.

Concubine Liu in the dark stared wide-eyed, and even Chen Ru looked at it in surprise.

Lemon said: "Maserati, I bought it newly, it performs very well, the shell is very hard, I heard that it can be bulletproof. I'm giving it to you now, and I hope it brings you good luck! ”

Concubine Liu opened her mouth wide, "This little white face is too powerful!" ”

Chen Ge was shocked and embarrassed at this time, and came up with various ways to reject this girl in an instant, but he didn't think about accepting this 'gift', it was too precious, and it would do more harm than good after accepting it, even if no one saw it and no one knew, but he couldn't help it.

Chen Ge thought for a moment and took the key from Lemon's hand.

Concubine Liu was responsible for Chen Ge's behavior, "I actually accepted it, I spit on him!" ”

Chen Ru also frowned, obviously thinking that Chen Ge's behavior was inappropriate.

Chen Ge took it in his hand and looked at the car keys, smiled, and gently grabbed the lemon's hand.

Lemon was full of joy, he actually pulled my hand! His eyes are so gentle!

Chen Ge grabbed Lemon's hand and put the key on it, "Lemon, in fact, I don't take things like cars very seriously. I have always believed that the car is just a means of transportation, there is not much difference between Volkswagen and Rolls-Royce, and the house is also a truth, just a place to sleep, rent and buy, apartment and villa, there is no difference, I can't accept your gift. ”

Lemon hurriedly said: "Then what do you like, I'll buy it for you." ”

Chen Ge touched Lemon's head, "Actually, the most important reason is that your gift is too valuable. ”

Lemon said: "As long as it's for you, I don't think it's expensive." ”

Some girls don't even want their lives to chase stars, and Chen Ge probably knows why now.

"No, if you're willing to give me this gift, it means that you like me, and I'm happy, but I'd rather you give me a sweater you knitted or a meal you made with your own hands than this car."

Lemon lowered her head and said in frustration: "I won't do any of this." ”

"It's okay." Chen Ge opened his arms, "Then it's a hug, as long as you give a gift sincerely, I feel happy." ”

Lemon was about to burst into tears when she saw it, and threw herself into Chen Ge's arms, "Chen Ge, you are so good." ”

Concubine Liu shouted unfairly, "Chen Ge actually took advantage of others, and actually took advantage of fans!" I want to take pictures! I want to take pictures! ”

Chen Ru smiled, "Don't make trouble." ”

Chen Ru looked into the distance, in fact, Chen Ge's handling method was very good, he refused the lemon, and let the lemon not be sad, but... Chen Ru looked at the shadow of the two people hugging, and was really a little jealous.

I really like him.

Lemon hugged Chen Ge for a long time, and had no intention of letting go, and Chen Ge was embarrassed to let her go, so he could only let her hold it.

After about ten minutes like this, Lemon slowly raised her head, suddenly stood on tiptoe, and kissed Chen Ge on the face.

Chen Ge's face was a little hot, this was not the first time he had been forcibly kissed, but this time it was just his face, and the degree was much lighter.

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Lemon didn't know what the reason was, she looked at the time and said that she still had something to leave, Chen Ge put her in the car and breathed a sigh of relief.

It was also a false alarm, and Lemon was really shocked when he gave him the car.

It is pure lying to say that you are not impressed, millions or even tens of millions of cars are placed in front of you, who is not impressed, but from all aspects of consideration absolutely cannot be accepted.

Considering that this situation may occur in the future, Chen Ge opened Weibo and posted the second Weibo since the opening of Weibo.

Chen Ge: I hope you don't give more expensive gifts in the future, I really don't want to see it, because because of my reasons, everyone spends money in vain.

After sending it out, Chen Ge thought about it and posted another Weibo.

Chen Ge: I just want to bring you some happiness and positive energy, and I never wanted to get anything from the fans, which is true.

After posting Weibo, Chen Ergou turned around and returned to the bar, and then saw Concubine Liu at the door of the bar.

Concubine Liu crossed her arms, "Say, what did you do just now, what did you do badly?" ”

"What do you say, Lemon She's just an ordinary fan, I'll just send her back."

Concubine Liu said: "You have given away luxury cars, and you are just an ordinary fan, Chen Ge, you are very dishonest." ”

"What's wrong with sending the car, sending the car can represent" Chen Ge said halfway through his words, looking at Concubine Liu, "How do you know that Lemon sent me the car?" You're following me?! ”

"I, I, I" Concubine Liu stammered, turned around and ran back, "I'll go back and see if Zhang Xu has finished speaking." ”

Chen Ge grabbed Concubine Liu's ponytail, "Come back, tell me honestly, are you following me?" ”

Concubine Liu saw that Chen Ge's face was not good, so she decisively betrayed her teammates, "It's Sister Chen Ru, I saw that Sister Chen Ru was not there, so I came out to find Sister Chen Ru, and then I saw Sister Chen Ru peeping, and I followed Sister Chen Ru to peek." ”

Chen Ge thought about Chen Ru's arrogant personality, it was really possible to do such a thing.

However, Chen Ge naturally couldn't really go to Chen Ru, and this matter became a headless public case.

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The crowd began to disperse in the bar until twelve o'clock, and the people who came were basically in circles, busy every day, and of course they had to go back a little earlier.

Before Chen Ge left, Zhang Xu came over and toasted Chen Ge, "Chen Ge, thank you tonight." ”

"Thank you." Chen Ge waved his hand, "It's okay not to embarrass you." ”

"Look at what you said, if you stand there, even if you don't speak, you are an absolute ambassador by this image. And you said it really well tonight, and the atmosphere was good in the early stage, basically it all depends on you. ”

Chen Ge clenched his fists, "The contemptible person is fortunate not to be dishonored." ”

Zhang Xu knew that Chen Ge was ridiculing him, so he laughed.

After leaving the bar, Chen Ge drove directly back to the hotel, because he had to record the show tomorrow, and he had to get up early this week.

In the hotel, Chen Ge was about to take a shower, and Chen Ru knocked on the door.

Chen Ge opened the door, "Chen Ru, why are you here?" ”

Chen Ru said: "Why can't I come, are you ugly in the golden house?" ”

Chen Ge has a big head, and he was teased enough by Concubine Liu tonight, Chen Ru is also a ruthless guy who hurts people and never shows mercy, and he really has no "combat effectiveness" now.

Chen Ge said helplessly: "Look at it, look at it, look at it." In the bed, in the bathroom, in the toilet, and in the footbath, you can hide people. ”

"Why are you so disgusting, how can you hide people in the footbath and toilet." Chen Ru asked.

Chen Ge looked in the mirror, "The circle is a little long, find a time to push it." ”

Chen Ru said: "Your topic is too blunt, and you can't justify yourself. ”

Chen Ge said: "I'm not justifying myself, I really think that my hair is long, so I might as well push a bald head next time." ”

"Bald heads are not suitable, in addition to comedians in the entertainment industry, how many idol artists have you seen who are bald?"

Chen Ge said: "Then I will be the first." They can't push bald heads because they're ugly, I'm handsome, of course I have to be bald. (To be continued.) )