BEN: So fast. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Field Officer: yes, I haven't called it yet.

Takeaway: Hey, I haven't opened the door for so long, I still have to work.

Field Attendant: Who's calling it?

BEN: I'm calling it, it's a mutton picket dish. It's delivered so quickly, isn't it stuffy?

Takeaway: Ask the kitchen if it's rotten, thirty-nine yuan eight.

Field Attendant: Hey, I'll give it.

BEN: You're welcome.

Field Officer: Alright, I'll do it.

BEN: Okay, I'll ask for it.

Field Staff: It doesn't matter.

BEN: I'll do it.

Officer: You have a late night snack.

Delivery: Why don't I please! People who are dozens of years old, and things that cost more than forty yuan are pushed around. Swipe your card, stupid.

Field Attendant: What kind of kid are you talking about?

Takeaway: Don't move, either give the money, or take it, or I'll ask you.

(Ah Zhu shot and killed the food delivery)

BEN: What kind of plane are you doing? How many times have you said it, you can't be lazy to take one more step, and if you get close and shoot it in the head, you won't splash blood everywhere, and you won't listen to it how many times you say it, is it good to be professional? Now the delivery is so outrageous!

Field Staff: It's always been like this.

BEN: Come and eat.

(There is a knock on the door)

Tianqiu: I'm a takeaway, I'm here to deliver takeaways.

BEN: Go out and have a look.

Tianqiu: I'm a food delivery, hello everyone.

Field Officer: Okay.

Tianqiu: Twenty-five and a half pieces of tomato egg rice, thank you.

BEN: Did you call it?

Field Attendant: No, I didn't even call it.

Heavenly feud looks at the watch: Haven't called it yet?

Field Officer: Sent to the wrong place, right?

Tianqiu took out a note and looked at it: 7 Okay, isn't it?

Field: No. 7? No. 1, let's send No. 1.

Heavenly Enemy: Do you want it then?

Field Attendant: Neurotic, why didn't I call it?

Heavenly Enemy: Tomato and egg rice?

Field Officer: What's wrong with you, what's wrong? Let's go!

BEN: Anyway, you want tomato and egg rice, feed me.

Field service: No, people called it.

BEN: I said I wanted it! Come here! Come here!

Field Officer: Can you give it to us first?

(Tianqiu puts down the tomato egg rice and accidentally sees the dead body behind the sofa)

Field service: Such a coincidence, No. 1 is also called tomato egg rice.

BEN: Is it delicious?

Field service: light and light is very delicious, good for the body.

BEN: What's in it for you?

Field service: Vitamin C is particularly high.

BEN: Do you have other fruits?

Field Attendant: How can other fruits be so tall? (The enemy wants to go out)

BEN: Hey, don't you charge money?

Heavenly Enemy: Thank you, twenty-five and a half pieces.

BEN: So expensive?

Heavenly Enemy: Gadi.

BEN: What about not adding a bottom?

Heavenly Feud: Thirty-six pieces eight.

BEN: Is it more expensive to add a base than to add a base?

Heavenly Enemy: Oh, don't add twelve pieces of two.

BEN: WHAT ABOUT CADI?

Heavenly Feud: Thirty-six pieces eight.

BEN: Didn't you just say twenty-five and a half dollars?

Heavenly Enemy: yes, twenty-five and a half pieces.

BEN: What do you sell for breakfast today?

Feud: What?

BEN: What do you sell for breakfast today?

Feud: ham and eggs.

BEN: How much?

Heavenly Feud: Twelve pieces of two.

BEN: What about Gadi?

Heavenly Feud: Twenty-five and a half pieces.

BEN: Do you have a base for breakfast?

Celestial Enemy: You can add two more sausages.

BEN: How much does it cost me to add three sausages?

Celestial Enemy: Don't.

BEN: How much?

Celestial: I'm just a food delivery person.

BEN: How much do you ask?

Celestial: I don't know.

BEN: How much!

Tianqiu: I'm really a food delivery person.

BEN: You're not a food delivery.

(The field staff rushes up)

Field Attendant: Boy, to be honest, are you delivering takeaways?

Tianqiu: I'm just starting out in the industry?

Field Affairs: New to the industry?

Tianqiu: I didn't know that there were so many questions to be answered for food delivery?

Field service: Return! (Said that this is to search the body of the enemy)

Celestial: Hey, what are you doing? You're a cop!

Field Officer: yes, okay?

Tianqiu: I'm really a food delivery person! (The field affairs are a punch in the stomach according to the heavenly hatred)

Field Officer: It's okay, it's nothing, it's a silly boy. Do not believe in search, search. Boy, let you go today, and you'll be elves in the future.

BEN SUDDENLY RAISED HIS HAND AND GAVE THE FIELD AGENT A SHOT, AND THE FIELD MANAGER LIMPED TO THE SOFA AND SAT DOWN.

Field Officer: How did you do this? What do you mean?

BEN PULLS OUT THE EAVESDROPPER IN THE TOMATO OMELETTE.

What is it?

BEN: You want to hurt me! You damn bastard!

Ben gave the field agent another shot, and the muzzle of the gun turned to Tianqiu, who picked up the gun on the ground, but before he could shoot, a red flower bloomed on his chest・・・・・・

This is Chen Ge's, for Yin Tianqiu's ending.

When thinking about what the follow-up plot should be, Chen Ge thought for a long time about where the dramatic plot of the ending of his previous life began. The plot of Uncle Da finding Xing Ye to be an informant is not dramatic, because this situation is possible in reality. The real drama is that after Uncle Da was shot, Xing Ye picked up the gun and killed the three gang members.

There is no doubt that a temporary worker in a community welfare home, an extra on a movie set, could not have single-handedly killed three well-trained bandits in a close-range shootout. Moreover, the movie made the pistol play the effect of a machine gun, and it seems that the creator of the movie deliberately told the audience that this is fake.

So the real situation should be that Yin Tianqiu, an actor who can't always act well, was shot and died after becoming the leading actor for the first time and performing a failed performance.

You can imagine the final situation, the undercover Uncle Da and Yin Tianqiu were both shot, the police rushed in and had a shootout with the underworld, when Uncle Da was dying, he saw that Yin Tianqiu was bleeding all over his body but still stared at those underworlds fiercely, so Uncle Da shouted "cut" weakly, and Yin Tianqiu relaxed and closed his eyes. Uncle Da looked at him and slowly closed his eyes. This actor who played the leading role for the first time and the undercover police officer who played it all his life died together because of an unsuccessful performance......

And what about Liu Piaopiao? It was not easy for her to leave the place in the past, and she put her future all on Yin Tianqiu. She knitted a scarf for him at the place where he lived, but he didn't come back when he finished knitting it. She waited day after day, but he would never come back. No one would tell her that Yin Tianqiu was dead. She will think that he was lying to her before, she will think that he is going to be the starring role, and will never think of her again, and will never pay attention to her again. What will happen to Liu Piaopiao? The answer is obvious. The man she had high hopes for, the one who rekindled her zest for life is gone, and her renewed zest for life will also disappear and become disheartened. Then there are only two paths in front of her - suicide, or return to her old life.

Hong Ye and his little brother will continue to mess around, scaring children, collecting protection money, and will never play a thunderstorm on the stage with a happy face.

Du Juaner continued to act in her films as her star. One day, you may accidentally find Yin Tianqiu's undercover sacrifice in the police station files. She may shed a few tears for this old man, and after that, she will tell the story of Yin Tianqiu to everyone who is new to the industry and tell them what is the "professionalism" of an actor......

Chen Ge believes that although this may not be the original script of the movie, this should be the closest to the realistic ending. According to some revelations, Xing Ye did originally plan to let Yin Tianqiu die in the final undercover performance. If the ending is really like that, then the entire theme of the film will definitely be sublimated again because of the death of the character Yin Tianqiu, and it can make the whole film complete in terms of narrative structure. The grade of the entire movie will also rise to the level of "super classic".

As for whether it will achieve the effect expected by Chen Ge, we will not know until it is released.

But Chen Ge underestimated the princess's backlash against this ending, and ignored herself for a whole afternoon, hiding in the house alone.

Shi Zhimin went to persuade the princess, but walked out helplessly and shook his head, "I can't help it." ”

Chen Ge sighed, "Wait a little longer, she should be fine in a few days." ”

Shi Zhimin hesitated: "The ending of the King of Comedy, is it really not going to be changed?" ”

Chen Ge shook his head, "No need. ”

Shi Zhimin saw Chen Ge's resolute attitude, and knew that it was in vain to persuade him to continue, so he said: "The people from Ming Pao contacted me a few days ago, saying that they hope to do an exclusive interview with you after "The King of Comedy" is completed. ”

Chen Ge nodded, "No problem." ”

In terms of movies, Chen Ge only does interviews with Ming Pao, on the one hand, because of the close relationship between himself and Ming Pao, and on the other hand, because Ming Pao's influence is one of the best in Hong Kong magazines.

Two days later, in the newly launched magazine of "Ming Pao", on the cover, Chen Ge wore sunglasses and waved to the camera as the cover, and the theme was Chen Ge's "King of Comedy"

"The comedy of life is often only in the form of tragedy, and many tragedies in life are comedy in the eyes of outsiders. - Chen Ge"

"The King of Comedy" is just a bland story about the bitter life of a small person, but it is so real and powerful to move people's hearts. Maybe it's because life itself is a tragedy, and when you look at it, it becomes a comedy, but we are in it so that we don't realize it. ”

"Life is not a comedy, sadness is the theme, happiness is always temporary, and then only emptiness and boredom remain. Even hedonists only mistake the process for the result, thinking that they have pursued happiness, but in fact they still get sadness. Loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people, people have the habit of living in groups, just because he can't stand a long period of loneliness, he needs pleasure and excitement to forget the theme of life.

The essence of the world is nothingness, one day everything will fall into ruins, the past, present, and future will be submerged in the long river of time, all history and culture will disappear, all pursuits will be confirmed as delusions, all efforts will come to naught, and black and white will merge with each other to become the gray nature of society.

Rabelais wrote at the beginning of The Legend of the Giants: It is better to write laughter than to cry, because only human beings can laugh. He must have seen the tragedy of life clearly, so he just wants to emphasize the beauty of laughter, laughter is indeed beautiful, but no one can laugh all the time, right?

Shakespeare is best remembered for the tragedy Romeo and Juliet, Liang Zhu's unfortunate love has been sung in China for thousands of years, simple happiness will be slowly forgotten, only sadness is eternal.

Wang Xiaobo warned us before his death: Although there will be all kinds of unsatisfactory things in life, you can still choose between happiness and unhappiness. Maybe with Aralei's optimism, you can choose happiness and last it for a long time.

Yin Tianqiu was my good friend when I was a child, he had two lovely playmates, one was called Wangcai, the other was called Xiaoqiang, Wangcai starved to death, Xiaoqiang was trampled to death, he loved to sing "I am a piece of", the lyrics read-

, I'm a piece of, since birth, you eat bananas and I make stinky, fate is destined to be difficult to change

, I'm a piece of, life is cheaper than ants, you sit in a Mercedes-Benz and I pick my nose, and I know that it will be difficult to change until I die

The long night is starry, the night is spent in the pit, and I ask you if you know that life is short and happiness is shorter

, we're a bunch of, and when we strive to be happy, you and I will have fun when we know each other, even though everything is too sad

The long road is lonely, the road of never return, ask you do you know, misunderstanding more insults and more

Deep, I'm in the deepest part, cheap is like mud, you kick me and scold me, stinky is not allowed to climb up

I only hope that one day, I can run to the countryside and walk to the garden to accompany the flowers, lying under the flowers to watch the young leaves

I only hope that one day, the rotten will turn into a fertile field, turn into spring mud, and I will protect the flowers, and the sky will be filled with the fragrance of flowers to send the sunset"

Chen Ge said that this is his king of comedy.

"-- Exclusive report by Ming Daily reporter Liang Qi."

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The official promotion of "The King of Comedy" has finally begun, and it is a large-scale publicity.

This propaganda is indeed very large-scale. In fact, there is no need for such large-scale publicity, after all, with Chen Ge's current strength. With his current popularity, as well as the sense of expectation that Chen Ge's "The King of Comedy" brings to everyone, it is actually enough.

In February, "The King of Comedy" also officially released the trailer for this film.

And it's a trailer for two versions.

The trailer of the first version is only more than 30 seconds, mainly involving a little bit of the content of the movie story, but it doesn't involve too much, mainly it makes people itch.

The second version is much more detailed.

After watching this trailer, many people are looking forward to this story more and more anyway.

Especially when I saw Chen Ge on the sea, shouting hard work and struggle, anyway, looking at the back and the waves on the sea, it was still very infectious.

At the same time, the movie also involves some plots about the princess playing Liu Piaopiao, which makes everyone look forward to this movie more and more.

Unlike in the past, the premiere of the "King of Comedy" movie is scheduled for the mainland, and it will be premiered in the IMAX2D version.

This day came soon, and this is also the day that Chen Ge's fans are most looking forward to, and on this day, many people came to the scene.

Of course, those who came to the premiere scene were still the same cliché composition, mainly film critics, there will be some media people, and there will be a lot of fans.

Basically, there are a lot of fans, and they are selected from the fan group, which is also equivalent to the probability of a lottery.

Film critics are naturally still the largest group, after all, films like "The King of Comedy" mainly have to take the word-of-mouth route, and movies that take the word-of-mouth route naturally need to use film critics to spread the word-of-mouth of a movie, without film critics, things are not so simple.

Every movie Chen Ge has made before has basically used the method of film critics to spread word of mouth and gradually build word of mouth, coupled with a certain degree of publicity, it can always usher in a big victory at the box office and bring a very good ending.

Now "The King of Comedy" he will also take such a route.

There were a lot of people at the scene, and Chen Ge inevitably had to be interviewed by reporters before starting, and it took more than ten minutes to answer some questions before Chen Ge sat down in the first row.

In the cinema, the lights gradually dimmed.

This is a sign that the movie is about to really begin.

Then, the light of the movie projector hits the IMAX2D screen at the front, and the movie is about to begin.

At the beginning, the mark of the approval of the film bureau was skipped, and there was also the sign of the review level, and then it was the official start of the movie.

"Director Chen Ge's work."

Seeing these words flashing on the screen, many people felt a little excited in their hearts......

has seen too many of Chen Ge's movies, so everyone now knows that a visual feast is about to begin.

It's a big meal.

At first, the tide ebbed and flowed, the color of the water was very crystalline, and the camera began to push backwards, to a head.

Chen Ge's back faced the sea and shouted:

"Effort!! Struggle!!! ”

The picture of this lens is good, and many people have a good sense of picture.

At this time, as soon as the picture suddenly switched, several zombie heads jumped out, and under the 8K ultra-high-resolution IMAX movie screen, this sudden appearance of the picture startled everyone. (To be continued.) )