Shi Zhimin pushed the door out and saw Chen Ge walking towards him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Chen Ge asked, "How's it going?" ”

Shi Zhimin shook his head, "Even if you cry, you don't speak." ”

Chen Ge sighed secretly and didn't go in, before Shi Zhimin went in to coax her, he had already coaxed her for a while.

Shi Zhimin frowned and said, "Chen Ge, what's going on?" How did you mess with the princess? It's the first time I've seen her cry so much. ”

Chen Ge smiled bitterly, "It's not my fault, it's all the fault of the movie." ”

Shi Zhimin asked, "Movie? ”

Chen Ge nodded.

The matter has to be asked by Chen Ge from the day of the princess, "What is the final outcome of Liu Piaopiao and Yin Tianqiu." ”

Chen Ge shook his head, "I don't know either. ”

The princess didn't agree, "I don't care, I know that you write a script while making a movie, and I want you to make it a comedy in the end." ”

Chen Ge looked at the princess's appearance, smiled and touched the princess's head, "Okay, no problem." ”

The next day, the movie continued to be filmed, and the plot behind it was really getting better and better as the princess hoped.

Yin Tianqiu walked to the set step by step, and looked up to see which mean scene work.

Tianqiu: Whether you look up to me or not, I'm still an actor.

Field Officer: You're talking to me?

Feud: Yes

Field service: You play a fart, play your mother.

Heavenly Enemy: Last time you sent me three lunches, this time I want to get them back.

Field Staff: Ha, Ha, Ha!

The field attendant nailed a saw to the table: take it! If you have the guts, take it.

Tianqiu calmly picked up three bento boxes and walked out of the set, and then the assistant director and Aunt Xia chased after him.

Aunt Xia: Yin Tianqiu.

Assistant: Stop.

Tianqiu: Aunt Xia, these bento boxes are mine.

Aunt Xia: Whatever, someone is looking for you.

Associate Director: Hurry up

(Tianqiu was pulled back to the set and walked into the dressing room)

Assistant Director: Go inside and put down the lunch.

(Sister Juan and a few men are doing it in the middle)

Cuckoo: Close.

Heavenly Enemy: Sister Juan, director.

Cuckoo: Sit. Now, there's a scene I want you to give it a try for me, we're lovers, this is a dialogue between me and you before I die, you see.

Tianqiu: Am I acting?

Du Juan'er: You do Yin Tianqiu, I do Du Juan'er, okay?

Heavenly Enemy: Alright.

Cuckoo: It's called ACTION?

Director: ACTION.

(Tianqiu holds Sister Juan in his arms)

Cuckoo: Heavenly feud

Heavenly Enemy: Juan Er (Heavenly Enemy has tears in his eyes)

Cuckoo: Heavenly enemy, me.

Heavenly Enemy: You'll be fine, Juan'er. (Saying that there is already snot coming out of his nose)

Cuckoo: I can't do it anymore.

Heavenly Enemy: Juan'er, I've suffered too many setbacks in my life (snot is gradually lengthening), I'm so tired, if even you are lost, I really can't support it.

Cuckoo: Take care.

Heavenly hatred; Juan'er, Juan'er, you don't want to die, Juan'er (snot is about to run to Cuckoo's face), Juan'er, you answer me, you open your mouth to answer me, Juan'er. (The snot is only a millimeter away from the cuckoo)

{This scene goes back and forth 4 times, because Du Juan'er's actor keeps laughing.} }

Director: CUT. Are you mistaken, a big lump of snot running down?

Du Juan'er: He was very involved in acting.

Director: It's not just about investment, it's also surging!

Producer: You go out first.

Cuckoo: Now, let me tell you, I'm not waiting for the big brother's schedule.

Producer: You can just take a look at the schedule.

Cuckoo: Who's going to be me! I'm fed up, I'm going to have to use new people. We just want new faces.

Producer: There are a lot of new faces, and you know how much it costs to make a film, so you can't just find one like this and give it to me, right?

Cuckoo: What's the random one? Mr. Shao, I have been following him for a long time, and he is really HEART.

Producer: HEART? We are now talking about business, not about love, Sister Juan!

(A group of investors walked out)

Producer: Come in, God.

Du Juan'er: I want to find you to be a male actor in my next play, how about it?

Feud: Okay

Du Juan'er: The character, the background relationship, the story outline, the script and the original novel can be taken back for reference, I believe it will help you, the shooting schedule and the character's styling are all here, we will find someone to help you design it as soon as possible, no problem, right?

Tianqiu: There must be bento boxes to eat every day, right?

(Everyone laughs)

(Tianqiu began to attend various occasions with Du Juan'er, Piao Piao was still accompanying guests in the nightclub, and Du Juan helped Tian Qiu sort out her bow tie at the senior dance, but Piao Piao was ravaged in Young Master Long's arms, her eyes were full of tears, and suddenly she pushed Young Master Long away.) ）

Piao Piao: Mommy, I'm not going out with guests today.

Ma Sang: What are you doing? Tricks again?

Piao Piao: I'm not.

Ma Sang: Isn't it a trick? That's playing me! It's rare that Young Master Long likes you and is willing to spend money on you, you obediently go and make him happy, don't mess around here!

Piao Piao: I don't want to do this kind of thing anymore.

Ma Sang: I don't want to do it, do you think you're a little dragon girl? Why don't you mix it up!

Piao Piao suddenly turned upright and said softly: I am in love with someone.

(Senior Prom)

Feud: I don't know how to thank you for giving me this opportunity?

Du Juan'er: Play this play well.

Tenkin: I'm going to put all my energy and time into this.

Cuckoo: But I hope your girlfriend doesn't mind that you don't have time for her in the future.

I don't have a girlfriend.

(Nightclub)

Ma Sang: What kind of true love does you play, you don't have to eat? You're crazy about you! Now, I don't care so much, anyway, you obediently settle him tonight, and I'll talk about the rest later. Ladies are going to get their purses.

Piao Piao stood in front of everyone in the nightclub: Young Master Long, I'm sorry, I'm suddenly a little uncomfortable, I don't think I can accompany you tonight.

Young Master Long: Forget it, don't pretend to be garlic in front of me, I have the money, take it, okay?

Piao Piao: I'm really uncomfortable right now, I can't see it.

Young Master Long: Then, I don't want to hear the word "no", I know no! Say it again!

Piao Piao: Not really.

(Piao Piao was punched by Young Master Long)

(Senior Prom)

Heavenly Enemy: Are you in pain?

Cuckoo: Aren't you great at dancing?

Tianqiu: yes, I'm a great dancer?

Cuckoo: Then why did you step on me?

Tianqiu: Could it be that your pace is a little faster?

Cuckoo: Would you like to accommodate me?

Heavenly Enemy: Okay, I'll accommodate you.

(Nightclub)

Young Master Long: You slut, I sent you money like Santa Claus last time, and now I have given the money and made an order, but you pretend to be noble? Don't give me face in front of so many people! Now I'm going to give you one more chance to say "okay or not" again in front of so many people. ”

Piao Piao: No!

At the door of the nightclub box, everyone watched Piao Piao being beaten, Piao Piao curled up on the ground, and the corners of her eyes and mouth were oozing bloodshot.

(The next day, in the morning, at the door of the Heavenly Enemy)

Cuckoo: HI

Feud: Early.

Piao Piao just came: Hey, aren't you a cuckoo?

Cuckoo: HELLO

Piao Piao: Is it really you? I'm Liu Piaopiao! I'm your fan, sign it for me! Wow! You're so beautiful! I love watching you act!

Celestial: Hey.

Piao Piao: Hey, Sister Juan, hurry up and sign with her, or she'll leave. Wow, are you filming today? Photographing a restaurant? You're dressed like a minister, aren't you? Or do you want to work as a waitress in a hotel?

Feud: What's wrong with your face?

Piao Piao: Oops, don't move. Hey, who has Sister Juan been dating with lately?

Cuckoo: Are you neighbors?

Piao Piao: You know him!

Tianqiu: It was Sister Juan who brought me up and made me the leading actor.

Piao Piao: You're less of this stinky fart!

Celestial Enemy: Really.

Du Juan'er saw that the relationship between Piaopiao and Tianqiu was not ordinary, and she was in a unhappy mood, so she said to Tianqiu: Tianqiu, let's not be late, Mr. Shao doesn't like people to be late.

Piao Piao: Really?

Heavenly Enemy: Yes!

Piao Piao: Na, I said you must do it, do you remember!

Heavenly Enemy: Heh, heh, heh.

Piao Piao: Na, I said he would definitely do it, he has a future, Sister Juan, don't you believe him.

Du Juan ignored Liu Piaopiao: Heavenly hatred, Mr. Shao is going to the United States in a while, let's hurry up! I think he'll have a good talk to you before he leaves.

Piao Piao: Hey, do you remember, did I say you would do it, did I say that night on the beach? I really said you could do it that night on the beach.

Du Juan said to Tianqiu: The producer has ordered a training range for you, and you will learn to shoot in a while, and you will also be taught to turn heels, bounce beds and hang cliffs, do you wear underwear?

Heavenly Feud: Huh?

Du Juan'er: Hanging Weiya has to wear underwear.

Celestial Enemy: I have. Let's go.

Cuckoo: Is your friend looking for you?

Piao Piao: Ah, no, ah, by the way, I have something for you. (Returned "The Actor's Self-cultivation" to the Heavenly Enemy)

Heavenly Enemy: So you took it.

Piao Piao: Yes, I saw it last time and played with it.

Feud: Play? Is it fun?

Piao Piao: It's not fun, so I'll give it back to you.

Celestial Enemy: Do you have anything else to look for me?

Piao Piao: It's okay, it's okay. BAYBAY。

HAUNT: OH, BAYBAY.

(Tian Qiu got into Cuckoo's car and slowly drove into the distance,)

Piao Piao suddenly shouted: Hey! Was it true that you said you were raising me last time?

(The car stops abruptly)

Tianqiu and Du Juan'er turned back at the same time.

The feud shouted: Yes.

Piao Piao: You didn't lie to me, did you?

Heavenly Enemy: Of course I didn't lie to you, I'm waiting for you!

Piao Piao jumped up happily.

Cuckoo: You'd better finish talking, but don't get too late.

Tianqiu: Got it.

Tianqiu flew out of the car, the two hugged warmly, and Du Juan drove away, singing a brisk song in the background.

(On set, dressing room)

Tianqiu: I'm sorry, I'm late.

CUCKOO: IT'S OKAY, LET ME TELL YOU, THIS IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF PETTER'S PLAY, AND THIS IS JOHNNY'S PLANNER.

PETTER: Good morning, Mr. Yin!

Heavenly Feud: Morning!

Cuckoo: Sit.

Tianqiu: I've analyzed this character, but in fact, it can be divided into three levels, four stages, and five different interpretations, and I've written them all down, so let's study them. Also, if I want to make it easy for foreign audiences to accept me as a newcomer, I plan to choose an English name called, NUMBER.......

PETTER:No.1?

Heavenly Enemy: It's No. 1.

PETTER: Good name, good name.

Tianqiu: And in terms of styling, I also studied it.............

Du Juan'er: Tianqiu, in fact, this drama was originally to cooperate with the eldest brother, because there was a problem with his schedule, so we decided to use a newcomer, but he just called and said that his schedule was OK again, so he would be the leading actor. So.......

Feud: If that's the case, I can play the villain, and that role is also a big challenge for me.

Du Juan'er: SORRY, WE ALSO HAVE A CHOICE FOR THE ROLE OF THE VILLAIN.

Tianqiu: In that case, I'll take a look, I think it's ...... in the play.

PETTER: Ah, Mr. Yin. As Sister Juan said, we all know that you are a very professional actor, you can rest assured that we will definitely arrange another role for you to perform, thank you.

Feud: What kind of character is it?

(PETTER AND JOHNNY TALK TO EACH OTHER)

PETTER: THEN YOU PLAY A LAWYER, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO READ THE SCRIPT, READ THE DIALOGUE, AND DO A LITTLE MORE PREPARATION.

Feud: How many lines of dialogue are there?

PETTER: YOU HAVE THREE LINES OF DIALOGUE.

Heavenly Enemy: What are the three lines of dialogue?

PETTER: The first sentence is "Ah",

Celestial Enemy: Ah.

PETTER: The second sentence is "oh"

Celestial: Oh.

PETTER: The third sentence is, "You better go." ”

Tianqiu: I understand, I'll go back and memorize it.

PETTER: Oh, Mr. Yin, would you mind giving us the script back?

Celestial: Oh

TENGUE EXTENDED THE SCRIPT OF THE MAIN CHARACTER WHO ONCE BELONGED TO ONESELF AND WAS THE FIRST TIME TO PETTER. BUT HOLDING ON TO IT, PETTER COULDN'T HOLD IT WITH EITHER HAND.

Cuckoo: Don't do this.

TENGUE LET GO OF THE SCRIPT, AND PETTER COLLAPSED ON THE COUCH.

Feud: I'm sorry.

Costumes: Mr. Yin, please take off your dress, we have clothes for you to change. Trouble your side.

Cuckoo: Sorry.

Tianqiu walked out of the disguise room without a word

PETTER: Ah, Sister Juan's schedule is like this.........

Cuckoo: Let's go out first.

PETTER: That's how the filming went.

Cuckoo: Get out!!!

On the set, Tianqiu was walking out, and it was raining. Wet Chen Ge's clothes and hair, looking more and more depressed.

Outside the set, the mean field uncle held an umbrella and was waiting for the feud.

Field Officer: Follow me. Boy, do you want to put on a good show?

Feud: Is there any dialogue?

Field service: definitely more than three sentences.

Feud: What character?

Field Staff: Decent role.

Tianqiu: What kind of scene are you filming?

Field Attendant: Don't ask so much, are you interested?

Feud: Yes.

The feud came to a hut with the field work.

Police: How's it going, okay?

The field attendant responded: Right away, right away!

The field manager turned to Tianqiu and said: Na, let me tell you the truth, I am not the field manager you usually see, my identity is the Hong Kong police, and he is my boss.

POLICE: WE ARE THE CRIMINAL INTELLIGENCE SECTION: CRIMINALINTERLLIGENCYBUREAU. Abbreviated as CIB.

Field Officer: To put it simply, I'm undercover.

Celestial Enemy: Are you an undercover agent?

Field manager: Yes, I am more professional, noble, and skilled than those so-called actors, because I am acting every day, although I don't have a script, but I will definitely not NG, because I may not even die as soon as I NG, I should win the Oscar for Best Actor.

Heavenly Enemy: That's amazing!

Field Officer: Originally, I had a very important action to go with my informant today, but he suddenly had a madness, there is no way, I want you to replace him, and I will give you the informant fee of 800 yuan.

Tianqiu: Money is not the point, the point is whether there is room for acting skills.

Field service: Very playful.

(Fantasy)

Tianqiu: There are a lot of police officers outside Big Brother, you go quickly!

Big Brother of the Underworld: Good brother, I'm here to carry it, you go first.

(Heavenly enemy shoots at the eldest brother)

Big Brother: You betrayed me?

Tianqiu: I'm sorry, I'm undercover.

(Back to Reality)

Heavenly Enemy: Why do you force me to kill!

Field Officer: In half an hour, I'm going to go to a thief's den to install a bug to collect evidence of their crimes, but every time I go they search me, so I want you to put this bug in the tomato egg rice and give it to me, and then you can leave.

Heavenly Enemy: You're calling me......

Delivery: Delivery.

Celestial: That's not ........ at all

Field Affairs: Some play, you have to grasp this role well.

Heavenly Enemy: What about the characters, character relationships, and the background of the times?

Field affairs: The characters, character relationships, and the background of the times are basically all on the menu of the tea restaurant, so you can figure it out as soon as possible. However, it depends on the on-site environment.

Heavenly Enemy: Why are you looking for me?

Field Staff: We need a professional actor, I think you are, this time you are the actor.

(Rehearsal) (Full Rollout)

Venue Handling: What's in the chop meal?

Feud: Pork chops, steaks, chicken wings, sausages, eggs.

Venue: Where's Lunch A?

Heavenly Enemy: Beef rice, chicken and corn soup, coffee or tea.

field services; What about B meals?

Heavenly Enemy: Seasonal vegetables and pork slices rice, soup, tea or coffee.

Field service: Do you want to change to a cold drink?

Feud: Add two dollars.

Field Care: What is available throughout the day?

Feud: Chicken thigh salad, hamburger.

Field Attendant: How much does it cost?

Heavenly Enemy: Oh, 20 pieces.

Field service: memorize familiar! Eldest brother.

Feud: Chicken thigh salad, hamburger.

Venue Handling: What's in the chop meal?

………….

(Outside the Den of Thieves)

Field Agent: You're a delivery guy now, remember to put in the role, I'll go in in a while, and immediately order a tomato egg rice, and you'll deliver it on time in ten minutes.

Field Attendant: Here we go.

Feud: Is it officially here?

Fieldwork: It's official.

Heavenly Enemy: Don't you have to line up anymore?

Field Attendant: No.

TIANQIU: HEY, CAN YOU CALL AN ACTION FIRST?

Field service: ACTION. Hey, Elf Point.

The field service went up and knocked on the door, and someone opened the door and went in

Field Officer: Hey, Ben.

Someone started a body search.

BEN: Hey, Mao.

Venue manager: Didn't you ask me to go to Macau a few days ago?

BEN: I've called you.

Field Attendant: When will you call me?

BEN: You didn't answer the phone.

Field Attendant: Why didn't I turn on the phone, it's open 24 hours a day. No wonder you're all so poor? Feed the monkeys and steal peaches!

BEN: This stinky boy rubs oil all day. Hey, Ah Zhu's name is Brother Mao.

Field service: It's called Ah Mao, Brother Zhu. Is it leather again? Today is the Leather Coats Conference. The style is the same.

Outside the door, Tianqiu was still practicing.

Field service: Ordering something to eat.

Saying that he was going to call for takeout, he turned around and saw that Ben had already prepared a meal.

Ben shouted: Hey, it's time to eat, Ah Mao came over, and chatted while eating.

Field service: The food is good.

BEN: IT'S NOTHING, AND THEN THERE'S A BIG DEAL.

Field Attendant: Wait, no tomato eggs? I'm going to eat tomato eggs, so I'll call for another tomato egg.

BEN: No, Tomato Eggs, right? Here.

Field Officer: No! Is there really a tomato egg? As soon as you say it, you can do it. Hey, it's scrambled eggs, no, I'm going to eat poached eggs, let's call a poached egg and scrambled tomatoes.

BEN: Poached eggs, huh? Ah Zhu, fried poached eggs.

Field service: Don't bother, order takeout quickly. Hey, Quanfa.........

Chen Ge is finally going to play.

Liu Piaopiao was nervous outside the court, because she hadn't gotten the follow-up script yet, and she didn't know what the ending of this story was, but for Liu Piaopiao's role during this time, she extremely hoped that this story would have a perfect ending.

But she was doomed to disappointment. The ending that Chen Ge had thought of began to change here and in his previous life.

Regarding the ending of his previous life, Chen Ge has always believed that it was an ending in which Zhou Xingxing compromised the audience with the commercial effect of the Chinese New Year film. Therefore, many viewers will look back on the whole movie after watching the ending of "Happy Reunion", and will feel that the ending of the film is too abrupt, from a film describing the life of a little person to a film in police and bandit mode, and finally a group of people co-starred in "Thunderstorm" A big reunion with many audiences. Both episodes seem to be abrupt and dramatic.

So here, Chen Ge thought, since the ending is a bit abrupt and dramatic, then according to the original documentary mode of "The King of Comedy", what should the ending be.

(To be continued.) )