"Fix your sister!" Lin Xing raised his face to the sky and glared at him with his nostrils: "It's not your old girl who made it like this, and now you still want to harm me?" Don't even think about it, Lao Tzu only envies mandarin ducks and not immortals. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"If you don't cultivate immortals, I can only stay here forever." Barbecued pork bun said with a sad face.

Lin Xing lowered his head and looked at him, he was really a little embarrassed, the old girl had been trapped here for more than a thousand years, and it was impossible to tell whether she was a human or a ghost, and it seemed that the only way to survive was to cultivate into an immortal.

But Lin Xing himself is not interested in cultivation at all, he just wants to be an endless ****, so isn't it against his own will to do it.

But I've known Lao Cha for so long, and I really want to watch him continue to be 'imprisoned' like this, and my conscience is disturbed.

At this time, Ishida Zhi interjected as if he was still awake: "I really don't know what you guys are struggling with, I can see it, these days Lao Cha has helped Lin Xing prepare for class, Lin Xing must have been teaching when Lao Cha left, when he came back here in a daze, Lin Xing, you must have been sleeping with your wife, saying that it was double cultivation, have you two practiced?" ”

"Forehead ......"

Lin Xing and the barbecued pork bun were relatively stunned.

Ishida said lightly: "In fact, the journey of life is originally a kind of cultivation, why be obsessed with the form? How it was before, what will happen to the two of you in the future. ”

The barbecued pork bun rolled his eyes, and whispered to Lin Xing: "What this madman said seems to be very reasonable, the old man used to accompany you every day to mess around, and before you knew it, he had been upgraded and upgraded." ”

Lin Xing nodded: "From then on, no one is allowed to mention cultivating immortals again, just continue to mess around." ”

"Well, I've just copied the diary in the system, you need to take a look at it, it's good for you anyway."

"Damn, what are you writing about? Except for the first few pages that are useful, everything else is nonsense. ”

The barbecued pork bun looked at him with disdain and was silent.

Lin Xing woke up in the middle of the night and forcibly blasted the mothers-in-law back to the room who were still discussing around Tiangang's transcript with great interest.

Huo Qiaoqiao dragged him into his room, leaned his back against the door and bit his lip: "I want to try the double cultivation method." ”

"Hey, hey, I also want to, I won't tell you, I've completely memorized the paragraphs about double cultivation."

"So what are you waiting for?"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you?"

……

Early the next morning, Cai Xiaoling came to the kitchen with red eyes.

Lin Xing turned his head to look at her, and was suddenly startled: "Are you crying?" ”

"No, I've been reading Tiangang's transcript all night."

Lin Xing was distressed and depressed, stepped forward to hug her and said softly: "What is so beautiful about the broken things written by that old guy, as for being so tired." I'll take you back to your room and go to bed, and I'll bring you breakfast when it's ready. ”

Cai Xiaoling shook her head, suddenly looked up at him and said, "Actually, there are too many useful things in that book, and all kinds of cultivation methods have been summarized in place, and Sister Luo is still meditating in my room according to the methods in the book." Just ......"

"Just what? You're all poisoned. ”

"No, it's just that I don't think the intention in it is suitable for ordinary people, first of all, this person must be simple and kind-hearted, and secondly, there must not be too many distracting thoughts. And also...... The illusionary eye only creates the conditions for mental cultivation, and the mutilation of the physical body can make the person more concentrated, and then there is...... In the transcript, Qiu Tiangang's master said that the purple pupil phantom eye was crazy, don't you think it's weird? How rare is it to be able to instruct others to do unthinkable things? ”

Lin Xing frowned and said, "Silly girl, you think too much, saying that he went mad is actually because the cultivation tracks of the sects are different." ”

"Do you believe it?" Cai Xiaoling stared at him and asked, then shook her head and asked herself: "I don't believe it's because of this, this kind of ability is everyone's dream, Qiu Tiangang's master said that he went mad, let him retreat and correct, there is only one possibility." ”

Lin Xing was interested: "Which one is possible?" ”

Cai Xiaoling said softly: "It's really crazy." ”

“……”

"Listen to me, I mean...... Using hallucinations to control others may have great side effects. ”

"Huh?" Lin Xing's heart sank suddenly, "That blind man ......"

The barbecued pork bun suddenly shouted: "Listening to your wife, I also remembered, at that time, every time I used the illusion to finish the master, I would have a nosebleed, and then I was weak, I thought I was young and vigorous, but now that I think about it, it is probably a side effect of using the illusion." ”

"Young?" Lin Xing smiled bitterly and shook his head, this old fool's mind is always different from others.

Cai Xiaoling suddenly said faintly: "I have an ominous premonition, lightning it...... Something could have happened. ”

Lin Xing pondered for a moment and stroked her soft hair, "Don't think about it, I'll help you fill some porridge and make up for sleep after eating." I...... I'm looking for the blind. ”

As he spoke, his phone vibrate.

Lin Xing picked up the phone and heard Jiang Nanfeng say anxiously on the other end: "Brother-in-law, my ingots are missing!" Can you get Lightning to find it? ”

"You're waiting for me at home."

……

"How could ingots go missing?" Jiangnan Yukudo Road.

Jiang Nanfeng spread his hands and said with a bitter face: "It has disappeared since yesterday afternoon, I thought it was just going out to play with other little female cats, but it hasn't come back until now, it has never been like this before." Ah Xing, since I came back from your house that day, Yuan Bao has been sullen, is it in conflict with lightning? Hey, why didn't you bring lightning with you? ”

Jiang Nanyu stomped his feet and said, "The lightning is gone." ”

"Damn, they won't elope, right?" Mu Xue was stunned.

Lin Xing pinched the corners of his eyes, and his eyebrows twisted into a pimple.

On the way here, he kept searching for the whereabouts of the thief cat with his super left ear, but the cat is a cat, and without the translation of the barbecued pork bun, he can't tell the difference between the thief cat's cry and that of an ordinary cat.

Moreover, the biggest blind spot of the nameless sect's occult is that it can't count the location of animals at all.

At this time, Lin Xing's mobile phone began to vibrate again.

took it out and took a look, it was actually Qiu Fangfang calling.

"Hey, Sister Fangfang, what's the matter?"

"Lin Dou, have you watched the video in the group?"

"Huh?" Lin Xing was stunned for a moment, and then realized that she was talking about the second-class QQ group, and it seemed that among many schools, only he and Qiu Fangfang were mixed in the student group as teachers.

Qiu Fangfang hurriedly said: "Take a look, some classmates went to the safari park to play, saying that two cats came from nowhere and fought with lions and tigers." ”

"Holy!" Before she finished speaking, Lin Xing hung up the phone, clicked on a video file in the group, and was immediately shocked.

"It's ingots, and lightning, how can lightning hurt like this?" Jiangnan Yukudo Road.

"White hair, let's go!" Lin Xing opened the door and rushed out first.