Chapter Forty-Three: Three Animals in One Play
Su Yan didn't forget to put down his things, and changed the place first, which also made Liu Chenghuan more comfortable.
Lying in the newly bought glass jar, the turtle couldn't help but poke its head out, and when it saw the situation outside, it didn't have to stretch its neck to panic.
Soaking in the water, it was more cheerful, continued to whistle, and imitated the voice of the crown princess and said: "Brother, there is no grass at the end of the world, why do you want to love a flower on cow dung?" ”
I went, I scared Su Yan at the time, how can you still ventriloquist.
The voice was vivid, didn't you see the turtle talking with your own eyes, and thought it was an evil one?
Liu Chenghuan saw Su Yan looking at himself with surprised eyes, and smiled unkindly: "Little ventriloquism, see you and laugh!" ”
"No, you can learn me another one. Say that a concubine can't do it! ”
Liu Chenghuan: "......"
You have a special habit when Lao Tzu is old, and he looks at Su Yan with mung bean eyes, and he is very angry.
Then Su Yan silently picked up the remote control, turned off the TV, and said in his heart that against me, you are still early.
"Hey, why is it gone, return my beauty, return my long legs!" Liu Chenghuan angrily wanted to climb out, and said in his heart that he could not give food, but he couldn't stop seeing the beautiful women!
Before he could climb out, he was flicked back by Su Yan's finger: "Sample, play a temper with me, you are a vulnerable group now, don't make trouble for me!" ”
"What's the trouble, don't underestimate me, I'm also a swordsman. Even if you don't have a sword in your hand, you can still have a sword in your heart. As he spoke, he took a mouthful of water in his mouth, and suddenly opened his mouth and spit it out, and the volley turned into a cold light, almost shooting on Su Yan's forehead.
Fortunately, a figure jumped behind him, and used the cat's paws to turn the tap water into a water sword and knocked it away.
"Really, you're going to rebel in a moment! Believe it or not, I'm still filming you? Miao'er spoke, to suppress Liu Chenghuan's arrogance.
Liu Chenghuan hurriedly got into the water and slowly paddled the water to show that I didn't know anything.
Su Yanxin said It's funny, you still have this trick, when I can't cure you?
I haven't practiced much yet, but there is also Miao'er to guide him to practice, Su Yan remembered the once difficult panda rolling, even he and I have cleaned up, and I am afraid that you will be a turtle......
Wait, speaking of rolling, it's been lonely as snow lately, right?
I haven't seen him come out to make trouble for a long time, and he seems to be crazy with his mobile phone, and he sends himself a message every day to come out to play.
Simply tell to roll over, to pet pets, to make monks monks.
Buckle the number, contact the other party, rolling is boring looking at the stars, Taobao has been tired of recently, playing with mobile phones is also boring, is waiting to find some other excitement.
As soon as he heard that Su Yan was going to introduce a new friend to him, he immediately came to his senses, and sent a few smiles in a row: "Who, do I know each other?" So mysterious? ”
"This, I don't know, you have to ask Ling Miao'er. Well, I'll teleport you later. ”
He used his mobile phone, set the coordinates of the rolling, directly opened the teleportation program, and sent the other party over.
In order to prevent being discovered over there, Ling Miaoer also used a trick to directly hack the zoo's surveillance screen.
Ling Miao'er was too lazy to care about Liu Chenghuan, so she helped casually, and after a while, a fat panda appeared in the kung fu hall.
As soon as he appeared on the stage, he twisted his chubby head and looked around to find Su Yan's target: "What about the newcomer, where is the person you said you want to introduce?" ”
This opening startled the turtle in the glass jar, how could a big guy run out of thin air and block the TV.
"What, who are you?" He peeked out of the water and asked angrily, "Don't stand in my way to see the beauty!" ”
Rolling is also confused, how can there be a turtle talking, and he still looks like a matter of course, but he has forgotten that he is a panda, can't he also speak?
The two guys stared at each other, quite unconvinced, and the scene was full of gunpowder.
Su Yanxin said bad dishes, this is a natural incompatibility, do you want to pk?
As a result, Liu Chenghuan was the first to speak, and said disdainfully: "Cut, monster!" ”
", who are you talking about? It's a national treasure! "Rolling rushed up, grabbed the glass jar and was about to swallow him.
The turtle reacted very quickly, jumped out with a whoosh, stepped directly on the rolling head, and flew to the back.
Poor Rolling poured a jar of water on his head, drenched himself with pleasure, and almost dropped the fish tank.
Su Yan saw that this was unscientific, why did Liu Chenghuan bring his own body method as soon as he came over, but Miao'er had to recover for a long time, and couldn't help but sarcastically say: "Master, people can recover faster than you?" ”
"Don't make trouble, he has an adventure, he ate a thousand-year-old spirit fruit back then, otherwise I would have that ability."
Ling Miao'er watched the excitement from the sidelines, and by the way, she made a combat power analysis: "The panda is a master of ancient martial arts, and it is okay to fight, but it is not as good as Liu Chenghuan's sword immortal's methods." But Liu Chenghuan is currently suffering a loss in his body, and it is estimated that he will have to be defeated. ”
By the way, she also estimated how long the two would fight, and the winner was determined in the first few rounds.
He stepped forward and took a step, but he stepped on the remote control, but changed the channel on the TV, and a movie "Huang Feihong" popped up directly!
only listened to the familiar melody of "Men Should Be Self-Improvement", melodious, and directly shocked the two guys who were fighting.
Rolling was the first to stop, lying in front of the TV and shouting: "Oops, this is beautiful, I like it the most!" This is the second episode, right? ”
The turtle glanced at it and said unconvinced: "Cut, isn't it just mortal martial arts, what's the big deal...... I'll go, this trick is so powerful, volley flying legs! ”
"What do you know, that's called Foshan Shadowless Feet, Master Huang's trick."
The two guys actually stopped fighting, sat down to watch a movie together, Su Yanxin said that it is rare that you have a common hobby, and it can be regarded as a mistake.
Quickly cleaned up the scraps on the ground, then sat on the sofa, took a breath and asked Miao'er: "This time I can rest assured, one thing will drop one thing!" ”
Miao'er put on a cute posture again, yawned and lay on the sofa, squinting and napping.
Su Yan looked at the eyes in front of him, a panda and a turtle next to each other, pointing and watching a movie, wanting to make a short film for them, I believe that it will definitely be on the Internet.
It's a pity that the rolling trail can't be exposed, so let's bear with it.
It's the turtle that's so amazing, you should start a live broadcast for him!
Su Yan was suddenly happy, he used to broadcast live to cats, and now he wants to broadcast live to turtles, so who is next time?
shook his head and watched the movie, and the two friends over there also made a friendship.
"By the way, you also practice martial arts, haven't you asked for advice?"
"In Xia Lele, the ancestor of the giant panda, I am not the same as you, I am a pure-blooded spirit animal."
"I'll go, what is there to show off about the spirit beast? I used to be the first swordsman in Tianxuan, are you afraid? ”
"What a rice, you are really cheap!"
"Get out!" Liu Chenghuan felt insulted, raised his little short legs, and gave him a kick.
annoyed the national treasure all of a sudden, and the two guys fought again, and the scene was unsightly.
In the end, Rolling is just a martial arts master, no matter how bad Liu Chenghuan is, he is also a sword immortal, he bit off a handful of panda hair on the spot, shook his mouth and turned it into a hidden weapon, and flew out from Rolling Roll's ear.
Shocked and glared: "You sneak attack, it's too despicable!" ”
immediately lay down on the ground and began to roll and sell cuteness, not reluctantly.
Liu Chenghuan was directly stunned, what's wrong with this, playing wrestling?
Who knew that Rolling used Gu Buri's Panda Jiu-Jitsu, and a joint technique actually locked the turtle's neck.
Can you imagine that such a small turtle's neck was stunned and failed to retract into its shell, and was strangled by the huge panda's paws, almost suffocating purple-black.
Su Yan saw that this was okay, you were going to abuse the turtle, so he quickly took the remote control and said, "Don't mess up, the next episode will start!" ”
Rolling and shaking his head and ignoring it, the turtle snorted, preferring to die rather than give in.
Su Yan had a black line, so he could only change one move: "Aunt Thirteen has taken off her clothes!" ”
"What?" The two guys stopped almost at the same time, turned their heads and leaned in front of the TV, Su Yan's eyes were quick, he scanned his mobile phone at Rolling and sent it back to the zoo, and said that you have had enough!
The remaining turtle stared at the screen, drooling: "Aunt Thirteen is so beautiful, I want to watch it again." ”
Well, this turtle is addicted!