However, after staying outside for too long, Yan Zòng lost water, and it seemed that he didn't squeeze it out, but he still shouted: "Master Miao'er, I can be regarded as a savior, my admiration for you back then, that is the heaven and the earth, the sun and the moon can be learned, hurry up and save me out?" ”

"Then you can't mess around?" Su Yan also negotiated with him about the conditions, don't come out and run around again, the sample is only half the size of a palm, not afraid of being trampled to death?

Although Liu Chenghuan is unreliable, he is also a generation of, how can he ever suffer such grievances, he is helpless to die.

"Let me go out, I don't want to stay in this ghost place, I'm almost suffocated."

Su Yan looked at him and stretched his neck, and thought about it, this possessed person seemed to be a water turtle, and he had been out of the water for too long, and he would have to finish playing sooner or later!

So he found a basin and got some running water, and gave it to him and put it in, and as soon as the turtle showed up and lay in the water, he scattered flowers.

At first, he shook his head comfortably, then stretched out his four paws, paddled and swam in the water.

Finally, he surfaced, poked his head out and asked, "It's alive, what kind of place is this?" Hey, why are you the cat again? ”

He saw Miao'er lying next to the basin at a glance, and he didn't recognize it for the time being.

Miao'er also shook her head at him: "You forgot who I am so quickly?" It's just that the deity opened his mouth, and he let you live. ”

"Obediently, are you Ling Miao'er?" Liu Chenghuan couldn't accept the truth a little, and the turtle's head stretched out for a full five seconds, "That genius female monk of the Lingyue Sect, Ling Miao'er in the Yan Peerless Cultivation Realm actually turned into a cat, what happened to this world?" ”

"What's the matter, it's good that you guys are alive." Su Yan came over to talk to him, saying that you have to accept reality.

However, Liu Chenghuan was hit hard, and immediately retracted into the water, and the turtle shrank into its shell, isolated from the world.

Okay, just let him be quiet, he must be a little unable to accept the reality just after crossing over.

Su Yan brought the basin to the living room and asked Miao'er if she wanted something to eat?

After a busy noon, I tossed back and forth, and I ate some roadside stalls, and I was really hungry.

Miao Er shook her head, indicating that she no longer disdained to eat mortal food, so she lay on the sofa and leisurely watched the situation in the basin.

After a while, Liu Chenghuan couldn't help but show his head and shouted bored.

Miao'er looked at him after the resurrection, with an expression that she knew this earlier, but she yawned and screamed at Su Mao.

Su Yan was in the kitchen, just got an omelette, and was feeling that the villa was well-equipped, and was summoned by the master.

"Why, he's running away again?" Su Mo dragged the plate and walked over, wafting with an indescribable aroma, this is an egg soaked in Lingzhu water, the taste is not ordinary fragrant.

Liu Chenghuan climbed out excitedly in the basin: "What is it, let me take a look?" ”

Su Yan looked at him excitedly, and he was also happy.

"What, do you want to eat? I'll share it with you if I want, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Su Yan threw out an olive branch, saying that if you want to eat it, you have to be obedient.

Liu Chenghuan immediately showed his true colors, nodded vigorously and was about to jump out of the basin.

Still Miao Er was neat, and pulled him out from the side with an assist, and landed on the ground safely.

Su Yan took out a disposable paper plate, put it on the ground, and dialed some fried eggs for him, suddenly wondering if the turtle can eat this thing?

I didn't dare to feed too much, so I said that I should go and prepare some turtle food, don't eat it.

However, Liu Chenghuan ate very happily, and said that he hadn't eaten such a delicious omelette for a long time, what kind of egg is this in your house?

"Eggs, of course, not swan eggs?" Su Yan shook his head and smiled.

Liu Chenghuan smacked his mouth after eating, and still nodded: "Okay, put more salt next time." What's that, your living conditions are a little poor, the girl's family still wears so little in winter, but it feels good, what kind of clothing is that? ”

Miao'er next to him couldn't hold back, and buried him and said, "How many years have you been cultivating, how can you still have a broken heart and have the identity of a cultivator." ”

"Cut!" Liu Chenghuan was very disdainful and whistled, "What is this, I am a wandering sword immortal, the four seas are my home, I don't seek to ascend to immortal, I just want beautiful women to accompany ......"

Su Yan sneered and said, "Yes, it's a pity that you're just a turtle now?" At most, it's just a stray turtle, what do you want? ”

One sentence ended the good wish, Liu Chenghuan immediately realized something, what kind of beautiful woman to find, he could only find a female turtle to accompany him, and suddenly the egg was shattered.

At that time, the two mung bean-sized eyes dimmed directly, as if there was nothing to love, but they didn't lie on the ground and begged to die.

At the critical moment, it was still the villagers who gave their strength, and Miao'er patted him with a cat's paw and said, "It's okay, I just came here like this." It's okay slowly, we are monks, even if we become animals, we are also spirit beasts that can cultivate the truth. ”

"That's it, Brother Turtle doesn't cry, stand up and ......" Su Yan was going to say a word about masturbation, but then I thought about how you asked him to masturbate, it didn't seem very convenient?

Liu Chenghuan is also a true man, and soon found the light of hope, he suddenly got up and asked, "By the way, what did you show me before?" It looks like it feels good, I see that those girls are choosing, and there are some dummies on their bodies, can you give me a touch? ”

Before the words fell, Miao'er and Su Yan's expressions froze, and Su Yan couldn't hold back her laughter.

At this time, which one are you still thinking about, should I satisfy you?

And Miao'er was very angry, thinking that it was too profligate, and the cat's paw that had already landed on the turtle's head was directly pumped down.

The little slap snapped, so angry that Liu Chenghuan turned around and bit it, and the two little guys began to tear again.

Su Yan couldn't stop him, and said don't make trouble, let's find something to do.

Immediately turned on the LCD TV, selected a video for Liu Chenghuan to watch, and said in his heart, don't you like to watch girls, just find some TV series with many beautiful women to show you enough.

happened to find the popular crown princess, and before he could replace the next one, Liu Chenghuan shouted: "Wait, what is this?" I think I've seen it before! ”

Whoosh crawled in front of Su Yan, stared at the screen intently, and said: "This old man has seen it, the pet store I went to first, the boss looks at it every day, and the men in it love to show their thighs, and the women love to show their shoulders......"

Poof, Su Yanxin said that you have all five poisons! Can you understand the words?

But I heard that this is about to be taken off the shelves, why don't you hurry up and see, how do people live together?

So I selected the number of episodes, played it from the beginning, found a big bowl, put him on the coffee table, and let Liu Chenghuan watch it.

Comrade Turtle looked very energetic, and at the beginning, Su Yan had to explain it, saying that this was from our world and traveled to ancient times.

He asked what ancient and which dynasty was specific?

Su Yan tried his best to explain to him, saying that the place that was almost similar to your cultivation realm was that there were no cultivators who broke the bull and so on......

Although he seems to understand whether he understands or not, Liu Chenghuan is still quite envious when he looks at the actor's drunken appearance before he crosses.

Later, when I crossed over to another world and became a woman, it hurt a lot.

He couldn't help but put himself in his shoes and thought about it, saying that it was a loss that Lao Tzu had become a turtle, how would I live if I was a beauty?

But with the development of the plot and the appearance of various connotation shots, Liu Chenghuan has been happy to watch it.

It's all about welfare these days, who cares about the details?

Miao'er next to her was very bored, licked her paws, and went to the balcony to warm up.

Finally found something to do for the turtle, and it wasn't so annoying, Su Yan saw that he was honest, so he went out to buy some things.

You can't always let the turtle soak in the bowl, and you have to prepare some turtle food or something, in case you eat the wrong thing, it will be a bad thing.

Fortunately, the nearby store was quite stocked, so he bought a fish tank by the way, got some turtle food and the like, and got a few toys for Miao'er and brought them back.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard Liu Chenghuan whistling, and I was very happy to see it.

"Hehe, it's so beautiful, push down another one!"

I'll go, you've learned to topple this, who taught you?

When I looked back for Miao'er, I actually hid upstairs, and I guess I couldn't stand this Tai Chi product.

After getting along for a long time, Liu Chenghuan's temperament will be undoubtedly exposed, what kind of swordsman do you still call yourself, you are purely a, right?