"Chapter 130: Peanuts"
As Wang Erwu expected, the dinner table was neatly filled with ten dishes, but just as Qin Yuwei took out her mobile phone and was about to take pictures and send them to Moments, Wang Erwu helped Deng Shuang pour a glass of boiled water, and there were only white flowers on the table and a plate of small portions of peanuts.
Wang Erwu picked up a peanut and put it into the bowl of Deng Shuang, who was dumbfounded, "Xiao Sour, eat a peanut, how many can you eat to your heart's content?" I'll help you put it in the bowl first. ”
Lin Ruoxi looked at everyone heartlessly, "Do you still need to add vegetables?" ”
"You're welcome, aren't you, so many plates, plates, chopsticks, and vases, it's just too rich, you can't finish all of these, and you don't need to add more." Wang Erwu smiled, and then whispered in Deng Shuang's ear, "We can't eat additional vegetables, I'll take you to eat pig's feet in a while." ”
"Erwu, today is the first time I have the honor to invite my idol to dinner together, please don't be polite to me if you want to eat." Lin Ruoxi blinked.
Deng Shuang smiled, "Hehe, I really don't need it." ”
"Yes, this peanut is a good thing, known as the "longevity fruit", the nutritional value of peanuts is so high, even eggs, milk, meat, etc., have to bow down. Peanuts produce more calories than meat, 20% more than cow's milk and 40% more than eggs. Every 100 grams of peanuts contain 589 kcal of energy and 21.7 grams of protein, the key is that the protein in peanuts is easily absorbed by the human body, and the absorption rate is about 90%, which is simply perfect! Now some well-known hospitals abroad do not hang glucose, and the unified replacement of "Yinlu", that sales, can circle the universe three times! Just the used plastic bottles, used as drifting bottles and thrown into the sea, are enough to change the world pattern, and all continental plates will achieve a great leap from zero to whole! In the future, high-speed rail can go to all parts of the world! Therefore, Xiao Sour ate ate two peanuts just now, but now they have reached the point and they can't eat them. Wang Erwu said.
"Really? Really? ”
Mr. Lao She wrote in the article, "Big and square, thin waist." Curvy. And that's just about looks. took off the pink shirt, hugged the ivory-colored watercress in pairs, and there was a kiss on it. That one is smooth, that one is watery. That fragrant, that dry and fluffy! "When I first saw this article, I couldn't even believe that Mr. Lao She wrote it, doesn't this mean that Mr. Lao She is molesting women from good families? I'd rather believe that this was written by the dirtiest Zhao fashion hero in history, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding. It turned out that his old man was describing peanuts. Wang Erwu said.
As soon as Wang Erwu's words fell, there was another empty plate on the table......
"Ruoxi! Are you going to rule the earth and dominate the world? Wang Erwu said with a smile.
Only Lin Zichen laughed out loud in the audience.
"What does eating a few peanuts have to do with ruling the earth?"
"Of course it matters! Eating too many peanuts will lead to pregnancy...... And those who are born are emperors. Wang Erwu explained.
Lin Zichen continued, "Yes, Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang was born after his mother ate peanuts given by the gods, and later became a generation of emperors. ”
"When did you two come to the united front?" Qin Yuwei naturally stood up to help Lin Ruoxi speak.
Several people chatted for a while, mainly because Lin Ruoxi hoped that Deng Shuang would help them with image endorsement.
This matter was stopped by Wang Erwu, "Just endorse." I'll ask Xiao Acid to go to your store and show his face in public at that time to help you create a momentum. Wang Erwu said that it made sense, but he didn't say what the reason was, he just found a reason, saying that there was no need to waste the money for endorsements, and friends could volunteer to help. Lin Ruoxi naturally would not refuse this reason, so she happily agreed.
After the meal, Wang Erwu refused to let them send it, and drove the little sheep to carry Deng Shuang straight to the pig's feet shop.
Next. The fifth episode of "Crazy Saturday" officially began to be recorded, and this recording was a great challenge for Wang Erwu. If he doesn't succeed, he will become a benevolent, and he has been very mentally prepared after the normal process is completed. All the positions are aimed at Zhao Ling'er, a big beauty.
Chinanews broke a news (real news) a few days ago, a handsome young man in Hubei because he walked with two beautiful women, causing the jealousy of passers-by, six young men beat him violently, and the perpetrator actually told the police that it was the reason for the big psychological gap. There are many opinions on the Internet about this incident. Some people say that they have also shed tears and broken hearts, which is the price of handsomeness! Some people also say, how can others live if they are too handsome? Well deserved. After the incident, a netizen sent another case (fictional), a man excitedly took a taxi to meet a female netizen, when he was about to arrive, the man saw a well-dressed female netizen in the distance from the car, the man pointed to the female netizen and said to the driver: "Do you see that woman?" The driver said, "See, where to stop?" The man replied, "No, hit her!" It's so ugly! "This case tells us that if you are handsome, you will only be beaten! If you look ugly, you'll die!
Next, let's take a look at the next article, according to a certain group, a pseudo-mother was raped by a boy on campus a few days ago, the reason was only because the street lights were broken, after the incident, under the call of the masses "together", there was a lover who finally became a family? Because the other party withdrew the complaint, the Municipal Lighting Management Office specially sent a message to congratulate and wish the white head to grow old together? The world is a bit of a mess.
Next......
Well, the above is all the content of today's "Crazy Broadcast", let's enter the weather forecast link, tomorrow, sunny, north wind three to four, but there are unpredictable wind and clouds, do not rule out the possibility of rain, the north wind may also turn south or west at any time, the temperature is about 17 degrees, and the difference between plus and minus will not exceed 20 degrees. See you next time!
"Good! Today, the post-production department has put more effort into it, try to add some sound effects, subtitles and picture news can be exaggerated, starting from the next program, all the news broadcast content, arrange special personnel to simulate the scene for filming, and create a comedic effect on the scene! The director team immediately began to contact to see if the Academy of Arts could provide some fixed extras, and when the time came, they would give them some publicity in the acknowledgment units of the show. The time of this episode of the show is too tight, hard work everyone, the department arranges supper in the evening, and all staff participate! Xiaohan is responsible! Wang Erwu had just finished speaking, only to find out that Lin Xiaohan was not at the scene, "What about Director Xiaohan?" Which of you saw it? ”
"No, it seems that she didn't come all afternoon, and I saw her in the morning." Bai Yutang said.
"Oh? Okay, I'll call her later, Ling'er! Well done today! You take the lead in the evening supper, communicate more with the camera teachers to learn, and strive to do better in the next program, the expense department will reimburse me, I can't go if I have something. Also, you try your best to take the exam for the host's qualification certificate, but if you don't have a certificate, it is impossible for the main station to let you host for a long time, and the teacher doesn't know how long it will last. ”
"Well, Mr. Wang, thank you!"
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