"Chapter 273: Courier Huang Tao"
Wang Erwu looked at Xiao Huang with interest, "Your name is Ah Huang?" ”
"My surname is "Huang", is it okay not to have the surname "A"? Where is there anyone with the surname "Ah"! Xiao Huang's face was full of displeasure.
"What is Alibaba's last name? What is the surname of Aston Martin? Wang Erwu asked rhetorically.
"I'll go! Why don't you ask, what is the surname of "Auntie"? Huang retorted.
"Auntie? Hehe, if you guess correctly, your aunt should have the same surname as your mother, haha. ”
"You're really weird......," Xiao Huang said, "I've been working as a courier for almost five years, and it's not strange to encounter strange things, but it's really the first time you've ...... like this."
"Hehe, that's good! I like to deal with people like you the most, my name is Wang Erwu, what about you? Wang Erwu felt that the courier in front of him was particularly kind.
"Like someone like me? You won't be ......."
"Don't worry! Don't say that my sexual orientation is normal, even if it's abnormal, I can't look down on you like this! Wang Erwu smiled, "Are you interested in walking with me?" ”
"Damn! Do you want me to accompany you when you meet for the first time? Still say you're normal?? Xiao Huang said scaredly.
Wang Erwu shook his head, this courier delivery is really a bit similar to his personality, "Do you want to change careers?" I can introduce you to a better job! ”
"What? I don't sell my body! ”
"You can't sell that body! I said that you are too, if you want to look good or not, if you want money but no money, what the hell are you worried about? Even if I'm a human trafficker, I'm not blind, right? Wang Erwu said.
Xiao Huang looked at Wang Erwu suspiciously, I don't know why, I feel that Wang Erwu is not a bad person, "My name is Huang Tao, you said that the introduction of work, is it true?" I can't do anything like that! And, can't work longer than I'm working now! At least I have to earn more than I do now! ”
"How long do you work a day now? How high is the income? ”
"About twelve hours a day, if you do well in a month, there are six or seven thousand." Huang Tao is still relatively honest, but he also lacks heart, and when people ask, he really says.
"Okay, the job I introduced works six hours a day, and the monthly salary is temporarily set at 10,000, which can be increased depending on the situation! Then, the unit can configure a special car for you! Wang Erwu said seriously.
"Six hours a day? 10,000 yuan a month? Still with a car? Drive an excavator? Or are you engaged in pyramid schemes? Huang Tao said suspiciously.
Wang Erwu shook his head with a smile, he felt that the person in front of him was exactly the kind of person he needed, "Don't worry, it's definitely not!" If you're interested, come with me first, let's take a look at the mall, and chat while shopping. ”
Huang Tao is a person who has no heart, and making friends is also based on feelings, he believes in Wang Erwu, so he followed him into the Halloween International Mall.
"I just heard you say that I have been doing express delivery for a few years and have encountered some strange things, can you share them?" Although Wang Erwu took over as the chairman of Halloween International, he still unconsciously cares about the comedy materials in life.
"That's a lot!" Huang Tao began to show a kind of excitement when he talked about his industry, and it was also this excitement that made Wang Erwu see that Huang Tao was a very optimistic person.
"I have a customer who saved my number into YTO! Then one day, I called her to pick up the courier, but it turned out to be his mother, and after connecting, I heard her mother ask her, "Daughter, there is a monk looking for you!" "I didn't know how to complain at the time!"
"Another time, there was a girl who liked Xiao Jingteng very much, and then wrote Xiao Jingteng on the recipient of the express order. When I called, I asked: Is it Xiao Jingteng?
Then she said, "I'm sorry, I'm her wife." After sending it, I felt strange, isn't Xiao Jingteng the director of the Meteorological Bureau? I heard that it seems to be from out of town. How did it end up here? Later, when I checked on the Internet, I found out that Xiao Jingteng was still a singer, and the director of the Meteorological Bureau was only part-time! ”
"When did Xiao Jingteng become the director?" Wang Erwu's face was full of black lines.
"Don't everyone say he's the god of rain? Say he's more accurate than the weather forecast! ”
"Okay. You can mention this at the next meeting...... But I see you talk about your work as if you like it very much? Wang Erwu asked.
"Of course! Do our business, the beauties around you are like clouds! Moreover, I can call them by name exactly, even though they don't even know my last name; I insisted on going to their house every month and bringing what they liked every time; I can watch them look sleepy-eyed and wearing pajamas, and not only will they not dislike them, but they will also cooperate with me to sign autographs! Huang Tao said wildly.
"However, I've heard that your express delivery industry is actually quite dangerous, with an average of 60-70 express deliveries a day, and some people are so tired that they die suddenly?"
"Hey, the festival mourns and changes!"
Wang Erwuyi was stunned, what the hell is this? It seems that Wang Erwu is delivering couriers, and one of his colleagues died suddenly, "Next time I have to remind the women around me to buy less things online!" There is no killing without buying and selling! ”
"That's not going to work, you're cutting us off! No one buys anything, don't we all have to be laid off? ”
"Huh! After talking for so long, it's time to get to the point. Want to know what job I'm introducing you to? Wang Erwu said with a smile.
"What?"
"The reason why I brought you here must have something to do with this mall."
Huang Tao looked around, "I'll go!" Such a big place! You're not going to let me do the cleaning, are you? ”
"Are you so unconfident in yourself?" Wang Erwu was happy, this was the first time he had smiled heartily since Lin Ruoxi was admitted to the hospital.
"Confidence? Isn't it cleaning? ”
"Of course! It's much more advanced than cleaning. ”
"Models?"
Wang Erwu looked at Huang Tao, this person really dares to say!
"Not a model! That's the cashier? Waiter? Cook? See the doors of the cinema? ”
Wang Erwu kept shaking his head.
"Is it possible...... It is the accompaniment of KTV??? I don't sell my hue! ”
Wang Erwu was completely speechless, "You are really versatile!" Are you qualified for all the professions you just mentioned? ”
"Huh! Those professions are pediatric for me! It's just that I'm already an adult! So, can't see pediatrics! I won't do that! ”
"What if I say, I'll make you president here?" Wang Erwu said with a smile.
"President? I don't do it! Huang Tao directly refused.
"Why?" Wang Erwu was puzzled.
"I am a kid from the mountains, and I know that finding a job is not an easy task! Always asked me to do this kind of layoff, I can't do it! I can't bear to see those people lose their jobs! ”
Wang Erwu smiled, "The president you understand is always laying off employees, right?" Hehe, but you still have a sense of justice, which I appreciate ......" (To be continued.) )