"Chapter 274: Candidate for President"
Huang Tao was confused, waiting for Wang Erwu's answer.
"Meng Zheng to Luo, more relatives and old feasts, the government is still lenient, appoint subordinates, and there are many presidents." The term "president" can be understood in a variety of ways, first in the "Song Shi LΓΌ Meng Zheng Biography", which means "to summarize and adjudicate its affairs", and then gradually evolved into a position in a commercial organization, generally the main person in charge of a certain affairs in the organization or the executive leader, can also be understood as: always ingenious people. Wang Erwu explained.
"Leadership? You're saying, let me be the leader here? Huang Tao asked in disbelief.
"That's right!"
"That'...... I have a lot of power? β
"Of course."
"Can I take care of the cleaning? Can I take care of the waiter? There are also chefs and KTVs, can I manage them? β
Wang Erwu saw Huang Tao's excited appearance and remembered his past, so he smiled, "You can control whoever you like." β
"Really? Could it be that I'm the biggest here? Huang Tao thinks that Wang Erwu is exaggerating.
"You're right! Here you are the biggest! Wang Erwu added.
"That'...... I take the liberty of asking, since I am the biggest here, then you must also be my subordinate! Wouldn't I lose face if I asked a subordinate to introduce me to a job? In the future, it will affect my majesty and leave a handle for my subordinates! You won't mind, I'll fire you then, right? Huang Tao asked innocently.
"Don't, Mr. Huang, who are the two of us? Don't worry, I'll rot in my stomach this secret, and I won't reveal it, so don't fire me, I still have to rely on this job to support my family. Wang Erwu said with a smile.
"But ......," Huang Tao thought for a while, "Okay, I won't fire you if you look good, but you have to keep it secret, otherwise, I will kill you." β
"Hehe, don't dare, don't dare. Mr. Huang, if there is no problem, you will start work today? β
"Tomorrow, you don't have a job here yet, and I can't quit the job at the courier company, I'll go and send a small advertisement first, and recruit someone to help me deliver the courier first."
"Hehe, you're quite creative, you can figure it out if you hire someone to help you deliver the courier! However, you don't need to worry about work here, see you tomorrow at nine o'clock, on the top floor of this building, in the conference room! You bring all your identity information, we sign a contract, and you can officially take office the day after tomorrow. Wang Erwu said flatly.
"So, I'll go back and get ready now?"
"Don't worry, since you're here, you have to show your work ability first, right? Otherwise, when the time comes, the person I introduce will be a leader, and if the work ability is not good, everyone will say that I have no vision. β
"What are you capable of? What do you mean...... Let me deliver on the spot? But you don't have anyone to shop online? How do I send it? I have this work ability, but I have a body of martial arts, but there is no place for it! Huang Tao said aggrievedly.
"I don't need you to send a courier, I just want to test your adaptability and acting skills!"
"I definitely have the ability to adapt! I'm comfortable dealing with these women who go on a shopping spree! What big scene haven't I ever seen? Vixens scold the streets, return goods, think we are slow in delivery, I can handle everything. For example, last time, I was responsible for sending a cash on delivery courier, which is the kind that can be unpacked and inspected, a young woman in her thirties, bought a bra, she also took it to the room to try it out, and the result was too big, so she returned it. This return is more troublesome, to annotate the reason and then find the leader to sign to return, and our leaders are often very busy, so the reason for the return has to be our own thinking, so I wrote strongly: the customer is too young, the size does not match! So our leaders wrote four words without looking at it, and the situation is true! Another time, a customer in the recipient's name was randomly copied 3 rare words! I guess he just deliberately wanted to see the embarrassment I looked like when I couldn't pronounce my name, but he did, but they were unlucky! I didn't really know those words, but when he looked at me with contempt on his face, I spoke first, and I asked, "What's your name?" If that's right, I'll give you the goods! "Haha, I'm all stunned by my own cleverness, you know what? But when it comes to acting, I didn't study acting after all, how could I be that? Huang Tao said.
"Hehe, Mr. Huang, don't be modest, when it comes to acting, I believe that you should be born with this profession!"
"Why?"
"I have a friend, nicknamed Filthy God, who is often locked out of the door by his wife and can't go back, and every time he comes home, he has to imitate the voice of your courier, "Hello, your courier. "But this trick is not used all the time, and if the routine is played for a long time, it will be easy to be exposed, so he went to your courier company to learn the scriptures! After returning from school, this trick has been used for several years, and it has been tried and tested repeatedly! Wang Erwu continued to tease, "Moreover, your identity as a courier still has a lot of privileges!" Some large companies, large groups, ordinary people can't get in, but as long as you report your home, often the security guards will give the green light, right? So now, many people who post small advertisements in the community often pretend to be you. β
"What you said can only show that the people who pretend to be us have good acting skills! What does it have to do with us? Huang Tao was puzzled.
"Hehe, you are well-deserved, you have always been imitated, but you have never been surpassed! And, ever since you shopped online, you've become the person people people look forward to day and night. God-like little buddies, a car, a person, but can be driven at any time. Now even the receiving text message is so cute! The last time I saw your courier brother's car, it said, "Armed escort, please don't approach!" "I was stunned in an instant, do you want to be so good? You are pretending, I have to give 99 points, leaving no points, because I am worried about your pride! That's it, taking it for granted to be stinky and shameless, and showing the pompousness so naturally, it's not good acting, then I have nothing to say......" Wang Erwu said with a smile.
"Uh...... When you say this, I feel that if I don't win the Oscar, I feel a little sorry for the expectations of the masses! Huang Tao scratched his head embarrassedly, and his every move made Wang Erwu see his past self.
"Yes! As long as you are willing to work hard, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life, these are all things that happen every second...... When you've made enough money, you can invest in a movie for yourself, and you'll be the main character yourself! Then march to the Oscars! Your future is not a dream! Wang Erwu felt more and more that Huang Tao's candidate was very in line with the requirements in his heart, but his personality was in line, and the most critical point was his character, he was ready to find a suitable opportunity to test Huang Tao's character! If Huang Tao can pass his test, then the position of president of Halloween International can fall to the ground!
"Yes! But how are you going to test my acting skills? Huang Tao asked suspiciously.
"It's simple...... You just pretend to be an ordinary customer and make a real judgment about the quality of service in this mall! β
"Uh, it's too complicated, why don't you just teach me how to do it......"
PS: Thank you for the tips from Cricket Pig, Sora Youcao, Saitama Master, and Daocheng Hongyu. (To be continued.) )