Zhu Ning City. A third-tier city in the south, although it is not large, it is ecologically livable......

In the middle of the city, an imposing building stands out. This is the Zhuning City Radio and Television Building, one of the landmark buildings of Zhuning.

The twelfth floor of the building is a place full of legends......

The people who work here are not journalists, nor are they TV hosts, we call them choreographers, they are different from ordinary TV choreographers, they don't need to go out to interview, and they don't edit and produce news materials, their job is to write, write jokes for a comedy show, so they also have a nickname, called "jokers".

Wang Erwu, male, 25 years old this year, is also one of the many jokers, he thinks his writing is good, and he is troubled every day by not being able to get ahead. Others say he's stupid, but he's actually very smart, and in his opinion, those who say he's funny are all sent by monkeys, and he's not from the same world at all!

Of course, people who meet him for the first time will be very strange about his name, Wang Erwu.

According to him, the name was chosen by his grandfather before he was born. Maybe his grandfather likes to play poker, so he never forgets the "landlord", so his name is full of poker symbols, king, two and five.

Speaking of fighting landlords, this king and the second are both big names, maybe his grandfather hopes that he will become a big name in the future? This is understandable, but why do you want to come to Zhang Wu? If you have to say that J, Q, K, and A can't apply for ID cards, you have to come to ten, so his name is also very controversial......

Wang Erwu actually looks pretty good, but he is usually unkempt, looks a little sloppy, and his hair is not taken care of, so he is very ordinary in the eyes of ordinary people, and he can't recognize it when he is lost in the vast sea of people. But he himself doesn't think so, he willfully thinks that handsome and chic, graceful, tall and mighty, and jade tree in the wind, these are all words tailored for him.

"Wang Erwu! Get over here! There was a roar from the office.

"What's wrong, Mr. Li?" Wang Erwu is always a harmless expression of humans and animals.

"I said you're two, huh? Or two hundred and five? Let you give me a copy of the text, and you can see what these are? "The deputy director arranged a simple job for Wang Erwu this morning, just asked him to type a handwritten copy of the text on the computer and then print it out.

"What? It's perfect! Mr. Li, I have to admire, your writing is really good, better than me! It's true! Wang Erwu blinked.

"I'm good at writing? No matter how good my writing is, I can't write oracle bones! What the hell are you fighting? There are dots everywhere, the word "rice", even the word "well"? Are you advertising on any mobile phone? ”

"Oh?" Wang Erwu took a closer look, and there were indeed some garbled characters in many places, "Uh, Mr. Li, I dare to guarantee that this is definitely a beautiful misunderstanding, it is your literary talent that is too flying, so some rare words are not recognized by the computer, I will immediately re-type." Wang Erwu said with a weak heart.

"Rare words? Do you mean that I write a plan and use it in classical Chinese? Before noon, if I find a typo, you won't come to work! ”

"But if I don't come to work on the weekend I just took off, my colleagues will think that you are biased towards me, so you should not want to."

The deputy director was so angry that he scolded, "I really don't know how your parents gave birth to such wonderful beans as you!" Disappear with me immediately! ”

Wang Erwu took the text and retreated, walked to his desk, looked at the cactus on the table, and said to himself, "It's all your fault!" It's obviously a pot of cactus, and it looks like a cactus, so I can't help but want to study you, but now it's okay, it's all typos! If you don't get it done before noon, I'll kill you!" ”

"Yo! Two hundred and five, scolding your cactus again? Was scolded by Mr. Li? ”

"Can you please not put the word "hundred" in the middle of my name? Awkward. ”

"Haha, forget it, there's a party in the evening, do you want to attend?"

"Parties? Forget it, I'm going to go home and write articles. ”

"Oh, your literary style, you can make headlines with just a few words? I'll go back and write when I'm done. ”

"You think so, huh? Haha, my writing is indeed what I am most proud of, and with your encouragement and recognition, I have to go home and write something wonderful. ”

"Oh, whatever you want, but I heard that your goddess will also go ......"

"What time is it? Where? I am a person who loves life, and I usually like to make friends, and friends should be in constant contact with each other. ”

"Lost City KTV, eight o'clock, see you or leave."

Wang Erwu's home is close to 5 kilometers away from the company, and he feels inconvenient to take the bus every day, so he is thinking about buying a car himself, so he has been preparing recently to get a driver's license.

It is undeniable that Wang Erwu's memory ability is still relatively strong, and before the theory exam, he just flipped through the book casually, and he actually got a full score. And seeing that he usually looks harmless to humans and animals, he didn't expect that his understanding is also very strong, so he only touched the car a few times, and the on-site exam was also passed.

This afternoon is his road test, no, just finished the work assigned by the deputy director, and immediately rushed to the examination room.

The people in the examination room were black, which made Wang Erwu feel unspeakably nervous, especially after finding that several companions who participated in the exam together were hanging lottery, and he felt more and more uncertain. I went back and forth to the toilet a few times, and I always felt unsure.

"I have to be calm!" Wang Erwu ran to the commissary next door, bought a bottle of beer, and poured it down, "Well, suppress the shock!" ”

Wang Erwu's alcohol is notoriously bad, and several times the deputy director took him to talk about a few title sponsors, thinking that there were many people and multiple helpers, who expected that this guy could not tell the southeast and northwest points, saying that he was the title merchant's own brother, and then drank violently, and the wine was all on his own side, although the final title was done, but the deputy director went to the hospital the next day, and the stomach bleed. Although Wang Erwu was lying under the table, his recovery was also amazing, and the next day he was like a nobody, completely forgetting all about last night's events.

"Why do you drink?" The traffic police who took the exam smelled a smell of alcohol when he got into the car on Wang Erwuyi.

"I'm nervous! So drank some ......."

"Do you know that you can't drive if you're drunk? If you have to revoke your driver's license, you have to be detained! ”

"But I don't have a driver's license! Am I not taking the test? ”

"Did you theorize and go up your asshole?"

"I'm a perfect score! I know you can't drink and drive! But...... There's no rule that says you can't drink alcohol when you get a driver's license, right? I was so nervous to drink......"

"Get out! Don't even think about taking the test again this year! ”

"Brother, my own brother! Give me a chance, there's really no rule in this theory that you can't drink alcohol during the exam......"