"Chapter 2 The Advantages of Wang Erwu?"
At eight o'clock in the evening, the lost city KTV, a joyful song.
"Why hasn't the monkey sent it come yet? Hehe, without him, it's really a little less fun. It was Wang Erwu's colleague who spoke, Zhang Yu, today's party was initiated by him, and he called all the friends he wanted to call, and finally called Wang Erwu, he thought, there must always be a living treasure to make the atmosphere.
"Hehe, I heard that this product actually drank alcohol for the driver's license, and explained to the examiner that it was courageous, and it is estimated that he can't get up from the drunk bed now......" As soon as Liu Ming said the news, everyone laughed.
"Is there really such a strange thing? Haha, it's so funny, I decided to use him as a prototype for the next paragraph. Tang Xiaowei interjected.
As soon as the words fell, a tall and thin man pushed the door in, "Good evening, everyone!" Sorry, traffic jam, late. "It's not Wang Erwu, who else will come.
"Yo, by car? Looks like you got a driver's license? Liu Ming deliberately laughed.
"Driver's license? Not yet? Maybe in a few days, the examiner said to go back and think about it......"
Seeing that Liu Ming wanted to interject, a girl next to him pulled him and whispered in Liu Ming's ear, "Don't poke other people's sore spots like this, it's all a few colleagues." This girl is called Qin Yuwei, one of the few girls in the "joker", as her name suggests, she is very good-looking, Liu Ming is one of her many suitors, but Qin Yuwei belongs to that conservative type of girl, so there is no suitor around her.
The employees of the radio and television building have privately commented and selected the five beauties of the radio and television system, three of which are the hosts of TV shows, and two are actually in the editing and directing department where Wang Erwu is located, Qin Yuwei is one of them, and the other is the goddess in Wang Erwu's heart, Lin Xiaohan.
is different from Qin Yuwei, Lin Xiaohan is the kind of open-minded girl, her boyfriend has changed and changed, everyone calls her a "courtesan" in private, of course, most of the people who say these words are those who can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, although Lin Xiaohan's "reputation" is not very good, but just her beauty and figure have caused countless people to moths to put out the fire.
"Okay, now that everyone is here, let's play games......" Zhang Yu is the organizer of the event, so he is naturally responsible for creating the atmosphere.
Wang Erwu found time by Lin Xiaohan's side, sat down, and looked at each other with two eyes stupidly, fascinated.
It's no wonder, the entire choreography and directing department knows that Wang Erwu is infatuated with Lin Xiaohan, the toad wants to eat swan meat, and Wang Erwu never hides his liking for Lin Xiaohan, although Lin Xiaohan hates him, but there is no way, Wang Erwu just likes to stare at her, but there is no excessive behavior, so over time, Lin Xiaohan simply ignores it, the so-called habit becomes natural.
"What kind of game? Zhang Yu, don't always play the same routine, you won't come to the truth or dare. Liu Ming quipped.
"Hey, of course! We don't play the outdated, we play the new one. Pros and cons! ”
"The rules of the game are like this, let's shake the dice first to determine the protagonist of the game, whoever has the smallest dice points will become the protagonist. No matter who the protagonist is, we must say one of his strengths and one of his weaknesses, and the answer must be true, and we must all know it, and we can't repeat it, and if we can't say it, we can just drink a glass of wine! That's right, the protagonist has a glass of wine. Do you understand? ”
"Cut, what's the point? How fresh did I think it was? Liu Ming said disdainfully.
Zhang Yu smiled and glanced at Liu Ming, Liu Ming immediately understood, poofed, and laughed.
"Okay, before the first round of the game starts, we will each sing a song, and the one we think is the best singer will be the protagonist of the first game! Liu Ming comes first! After speaking, he directly handed over the microphone.
"Hey, I can't sing, I give up ......"
"I'll give it up too."
Naturally, everyone was reluctant to become the protagonist of the game, so the microphone was in Wang Erwu's hands as soon as he pushed it.
Wang Erwu didn't listen to what they said at all, just looked at his goddess in a daze.
"Two hundred and five! It's time for you to sing! Zhang Yu stepped forward and shook Wang Erwu.
"What? Sing? I won't. ”
"You will!"
"I really can't, I can't sing myself, I don't know?" Wang Erwu shirked.
"That's because you don't know yourself too well! Actually, you are the god of song in our hearts! Zhang Yu said.
"Really? God of Song? Hehe. ”
Zhang Yu winked at Lin Xiaohan, Lin Xiaohan smiled and said, "Everyone asks you to sing, you can sing one." ”
Wang Erwu's face was hot, "The goddess has spoken, she must sing!" ”
Wang Erwu stirred in front of the song table for a while, stood in the center with the microphone, and the music started to ......
"The king sent me to patrol the mountains...... Grab a monk and cook dinner...... The water of this mountain stream...... Incredibly sweet...... Don't envy the mandarin ducks, don't envy the immortals......"
"Oh, I'll go!" Liu Ming covered his ears and shouted, Wang Erwu glanced at him puzzled, Liu Ming immediately changed, pretending to enjoy it, "Oops, I'll go!" That's so good! Wang Erwu smiled confidently and continued to get up.
"Okay, Erwu, you are our recognized singer, come on! Take part in our first round of the game and you are the protagonist for it! ”
"Games? What game ......" Wang Erwu wondered.
No one present paid attention to it at all, Zhang Yu opened a few bottles of beer and poured them full.
"Yuwei, start with you...... Clockwise turns, Liu Ming finishes! ”
"The merit is that being a person is sincere. This shortcoming is the brain...... Hehe. Qin Yuwei didn't mean to be sarcastic about Wang Erwu, because the rules of the game said that the truth must be told, so when it came to the shortcomings, she couldn't help laughing.
"Tong guò!"
"Tong guò!"
"Hahaha. Twenty-five! Cheers to the brains! Zhang Yu touched a glass with Wang Erwu, and both of them drank it all in one gulp.
"Xiaohan, it's your turn."
"His merits?" Lin Xiaohan lowered his head and thought about it, "His biggest advantage is ...... No merit! ”
Wang Erwu opened his mouth wide and smiled, "Whatever the goddess says, it's okay, I agree." ”
"As for the shortcomings, lack of heart? Foolish? Comics? Wonderful? There are too many, the most prominent, should be counted as an IQ negative infinity. ”
In this way, Wang Erwu proved the words of the goddess with a glass of wine......
"His merits? Oops, I'll go! I'll take a drink myself! Chen Hua really couldn't think of it, so he took a drink.
"His advantage is that he is passable!" Fu Wei thought for a long time, raised his head and glanced at Wang Erwu, who was in full bloom, and shook his head, "Hey! I'm telling a lie, I'm drinking! Then he picked up the glass and dried.
"Your merit is that you are loved by the leaders." It was Zhang Yu's turn.
"This can't work, it can't be passed!" Everyone said.
"Listen to my explanation, you see, every time there is a meeting, the leader will always point to Wang Erwu, right?"
Wang Erwu nodded, "That being said, the leader scolds me every time." ”
"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, you know, so the leader loves you, hehe. And do you know, the leader only "spoils" you every time, haha, there is no chance to scold us, do you say...... Isn't your spirit of helping others a virtue? Ha ha. ”
"Tong guò!" Everyone held their stomachs and applauded.
Liu Ming finished, he naturally thought of the answer a long time ago.
"Your good thing is that it's attractive." Liu Ming said.
Everyone looked at him questioningly, to see how he justified himself.
"To be precise, your name is very attractive and full of mystery, Wang Erwu, you see, what a sexy name! When I entered the company, before I knew you, I saw your name, I was already unforgettable, deeply attracted, how I wanted to see, this person named Wang Erwu, and then finally met you, you really did not disappoint me! That's the man as his name suggests......"
Hahaha......