"I don't need me to teach you this, when you usually do express delivery, it's impossible that no one has found fault with you, right?" Wang Erwuyi smiled.

"Finding faults? You mean, I just have to find faults? In other words, I deliberately found fault, right? ”

"Well, the understanding is good."

"That's it! I used to be scolded by others all the time, but today I can finally vent my hatred! Huang Tao looked a little excited.

"Uh...... I didn't expect that behind your human appearance, there was actually a cynical side. ”

"It's called reasonable stress reduction, okay! You don't know how ugly the words are when customers scold us! Sometimes kindness is exchanged for donkey liver and lungs!! Last time, I made a few phone calls to a customer who didn't answer, so I sent a message and I said, "Why don't you answer the phone?" If you're busy, reply to a message! You know, if you don't reply to text messages like this, you can't contact people, it will be very worrying, remember not to do this next time. Then after a few minutes, the other party finally replied, "Sorry, I was in a meeting just now, may I ask who you are?" Then I replied, "I'm a courier." "The result...... The other party greeted my ancestors for eighteen generations! The short message has swiped my screen! This kind of direct scolding is acceptable, and it's a big deal to endure it and it will pass, but some people change their ways to laugh at us, which makes people extremely unhappy! Huang Tao complained.

"Oh? What could be more serious than swearing? Wang Erwu asked curiously.

"Someone deliberately made up jokes to choreograph us! What to say, a couple has been in a long-distance relationship for three years. Every day, the boy writes his thoughts about the girl into small notes, folds them into lucky stars and puts them in glass bottles. Three years later, the girl texted: "I'm going to get married the day after tomorrow, forget about me." "But he really loves her, and hopes that she will change her mind when she receives the lucky star." The day after tomorrow, you will definitely send it to me! Please! With that, the boy carefully handed the package to the courier. Fifty years later, the girl received the package on her golden wedding anniversary and couldn't stop crying. You say, "What is this called?" Let's send a courier, as for 50 years?? Are they a long-distance relationship or a love affair that spans millennia? Or is one of the men and women aliens? A few hundred million light-years from Earth? Huang Tao complained.

"I've heard that logistics looks like heaven from afar, and logistics looks like a bank up close, everyone says that logistics is good, everyone runs to logistics, and they all say that logistics wages are high, but I don't have money to buy toothpaste! There are a lot of people in your industry who envy and hate you, and it's not as bad as you say, right? Wang Erwu asked.

"That is in the eyes of outsiders, in fact, I work every year and worry every year, I work overtime every day like a monkey, I work overtime without pay, and I am scolded every day for no reason. When I met the boss, I lowered my head, paid my salary and shook my head, and I was worried at the end of the month, and I don't know when I came out! Huang Tao smiled bitterly.

"Hehe, okay! Just use that spirit to find fault. Wang Erwu said with a smile.

"You won't be beaten, will you? You've got to keep me safe. ”

"Okay! Don't worry, I'll protect you secretly! ”

"Good! Wait for me! A few minutes later, Huang Tao took a bottle of beer and drank it all, which made Wang Erwu feel more and more that this kid fell in love, and the last time he took the driver's license test by himself, he was so nervous that he drank to strengthen his courage, but he didn't expect Huang Tao to be like this.

A few more minutes passed......

A drunken man came to a stationery store, stood in front of a counter and said, "I'm going to buy an ashtray, bring it to me." ”

The waiter reminded him, "Sir, this is an inkstone, not an ashtray." ”

The drunkard pointed to something else and said, "I want that cigarette!" ”

The waiter said embarrassedly: "That's not a cigarette, it's a brush." ”

The drunk man said again, "Sir, I want ......"

The waiter smiled and said, "I'm not a gentleman, I'm a lady." ”

From beginning to end, the quality of the waiter was very good and did not show rejection of Huang Tao. Wang Erwu nodded secretly on the side.

Next, Huang Tao came to a clothing store.

Huang Tao first took a piece of clothing to try it on......

Huang Tao: "Do I look good in this suit?" ”

Clerk: "Any outfit looks good on you!" ”

Huang Tao: "Then do I look good wearing this belt?" ”

Clerk: "Any belt looks good around your waist." ”

Huang Tao: "Then do you say my girlfriend is good-looking?" ”

The clerk was stunned, where else is there a lady here besides Huang Tao? So she thought for a moment, "Sir, I never tell lies, I can say responsibly that any lady standing next to you will definitely look good!" ”

Wang Erwu, who was hiding on the side, sneered, he didn't expect that the clerk here was so humorous, isn't this tantamount to saying that Huang Tao is ugly in disguise? I don't know how Huang Tao will deal with it next, but he is looking forward to it.

Although Huang Tao drank alcohol and his education level was not very high, he had to say that his brain was still very good, and he actually understood the meaning of the clerk's words at once, "Are you saying I'm ugly??" Do you have eyes? Do you know what my biggest regret in my life is? My biggest regret is that I can't kiss myself! ”

The clerk was also happy, "Sir, I think you have drunk too much, do you want to find a place to rest for a while, sober up first?" ”

"No! I'm going to try on clothes! Bring me all your size 70 men's clothes and I'll try them on! "Huang Tao's task is to find fault, and he is becoming more and more presumptuous with the strength of wine.

The clerk's face changed, try on all the clothes here? This is a brand store, not to mention whether this drunk man is sober or not, will his clothes be dirty, even if he is sober, looking at the way he is dressed now, he does not look like a person who can afford these clothes, "Sir, what price do you need?" The clerk asked more tactfully.

"Hehe, buddy has money, any price is acceptable! Just take it! "Huang Tao rarely has a chance to pretend to be forced, so he naturally has to exaggerate.

The clerk calmly replied, "Since you are so rich, is it easy for you to make money?" "The clerk also wants to understand the customer's spending power, and usually, the excellent clerk will use clever dialogue to obtain the basic information of the customer, and can also reasonably recommend the style and type suitable for the consumption level of this group.

Huang Tao smiled, "It's very simple, I have formed a partnership with a rich man, he is rich, and I have the experience of making money." ”

"And what about later?"

"Later, it became that I have money, and he has experience in making money!"

The clerk was speechless......

Next stop, small household appliances......

Huang Tao came to the counter selling digital cameras and asked the salesperson, "Do you have stabilization of this lens?" ”

I saw the salesman shake the camera in his hand and say to him, "Look! It's okay to shake it, the quality is good! ”

Wang Erwu was completely stunned, it turned out that his shopping mall was also full of strange things, was this Huang Tao drunk, or was the salesman drunk? (To be continued.) )