As soon as Tong Xiaoyao spoke, the classroom suddenly fell silent. Zhang Yaqin said angry words, Tong Xiaoyao has already gone out, why do you want to go and return, and get out, this is obviously practicing herself. But Heipi didn't think so, thinking that Tong Xiaoyao did this to take revenge on Zhang Yaqin. The teacher burst into foul language in class and asked the students to get out, which was very uncivilized, and Tong Xiaoyao would leave evidence of Zhang Yaqin's corporal punishment and insult to the students no matter whether he climbed out or got out.

Zhang Yaqin also seemed to be aware of Tong Xiaoyao's bad motives, and wanted to retract what she had just said, but she couldn't open her mouth in front of the whole class. Tong Xiaoyao seemed to have guessed Zhang Yaqin's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Teacher Zhang, I, Tong Xiaoyao, usually do not abide by discipline and do not unite with my classmates, I am a black sheep, this time I want to change my mind and be a new person, my classmates can testify, I got out voluntarily, you did not force me." ”

Although Tong Xiaoyao said it very clearly, He Yadong was still afraid that Tong Xiaoyao would play tricks, so he quickly stood up and played a round, and said: "Tong Xiaoyao, you also realized that Teacher Zhang was angry just now, so he said that he wanted you to get out, but you can't take it seriously, fortunately, Teacher Zhang just said that he wanted you to get out, he wanted you to die, do you have to die, everyone still has to go to class, you go out quickly, maybe things are not as bad as you think." ”

Tong Xiaoyao smiled at He Yadong, pointed up with his hand, and said: "The sky is above, the loess is below, everyone testifies, I am only doing this to maintain the dignity of Teacher Zhang, if you are afraid that I will go back on your word, you can record my words on the spot as evidence, I have already shown my heart, believe it or not, now I will start to roll." ”

"This thing was kicked in the head by a donkey, and it got into the water." Someone muttered.

"It's hopeless."

After Tong Xiaoyao finished speaking, regardless of it, he suddenly jumped up, his body flipped up and down 180 degrees in the air, and he planted his head down on the floor, only to hear a crisp sound, and most of the students in the class invariably let out an exclamation of brushing, and some even instinctively covered their mouths. Although Huang Jing usually stood in a trench with Luo Yuhan and gritted his teeth at Tong Xiaoyao, he couldn't help but exclaim when he saw such a situation: "The walnut skin is broken, and someone is dead." ”

"I'm too big to die, please watch the free show."

Tong Xiaoyao's hands were behind his back, his body suddenly jumped up, and when his head was more than three meters above the ground, he suddenly fell and hit the floor hard, then the second and third times, and kept moving forward.

"Mom, I haven't seen you for a few days, where did he learn such advanced kung fu?"

"Isn't this a god?"

"What kind of immortal, the ghost is on the body."

Tong Xiaoyao heard the discussion, and his desire to express was even stronger, and after his head left the ground, his body jumped up more than five meters high, and when he hit the floor again, he made a dull sound.

"The head is blooming, and now it's dead." A classmate said in a panic.

"Hahaha, the head didn't bloom, it was the floor that bloomed."

Everyone stood up to look at the floor, only to see a tile shattered.

"Wow, I really smashed the floor, it's too good, this kung fu must be above Luo Yuhan."

"That's right, it's better than Luo Yuhan." Someone lamented.

As he spoke, Tong Xiaoyao's head had already jumped onto the podium. Zhang Yaqin was stunned by Tong Xiaoyao's crazy behavior, and hid to the side and said tremblingly: "Classmate Tong Xiaoyao, what the teacher said just now, the teacher's heart is limited, don't be like this, the teacher retracts what he just said, you quickly stand up." ”

"Teacher Zhang, you didn't do anything wrong, I was innocent and absent from school for half a month, don't say that you scolded me, you just beat me and deserve it." Tong Xiaoyao said modestly.

Zhang Yaqin retreated to the podium and completely gave way to Tong Xiaoyao, but Tong Xiaoyao stood still and continued to plead: "Teacher, what class are you taking here, I will write for you, with your feet." ”

"Wow, Tong Xiaoyao, can you really write with your feet?" He Yadong asked in surprise.

Before Tong Xiaoyao could speak, Heipi said proudly: "Squad leader, you are still the squad leader, Tong Xiaoyao can walk with his head, why can't he write with his feet?" ”

Tong Xiaoyao poked his feet on the lectern, picked up a piece of chalk with his toes, and wrote a few lines on the blackboard. After the four sentences are completed, put a parentheses, and fill in the content: play an action, two words.

"What does this mean, please explain it to the master." Blackskin said with a frown.

"Sha Ruxue is good at speaking, please explain Sha Ruxue, everyone is warmly welcome." I don't know who broke down.

Everyone looked at Sha Ruxue and applauded enthusiastically.

Sha Ruxue looked at the blackboard, read it smoothly, racked her brains and thought about it for a long time, shook her head and said, "It seems to be about war, but the specific meaning is not clear, let's ask Mr. Zhang to explain." ”

Zhang Yaqin stared at the blackboard and read the content in a low voice, and said to herself: "Brother, ten is an approximate number, carry the cannon out of the city gate, and encounter heavy rain, is it heavy rain from the sky or heavy rain from the cannon......"

Heipi suddenly interjected: "Teacher Zhang, according to the meaning of the connection between the upper and lower languages, it must be a heavy rain." ”

Sha Ruxue looked back at Heipi and said, "The cannon must be firing cannonballs, how can it rain, you misunderstood." ”

Tong Xiaoyao shook his feet twice and said, "Let me remind you that it is heavy rain." ”

Heipi suddenly screamed and said: "I know, this riddle is about eating, walking out of the room with a bowl in both hands, the room is a city, the rice in the bowl runs to the mouth when eating, the bowl is the mouth of the cannon, the rice is the rain, Tong Xiaoyao, is this what it means?" ”

“NO,NO.” Tong Xiaoyao shook his feet and denied the black skin.

"It's already very vivid, how can it be wrong?" Blackskin muttered.

"Let me remind you again, what Heipi said has already been touched, but he just said the opposite." Tong Xiaoyao said with a smile.

"Tong Xiaoyao, don't waste everyone's time anymore, what do you mean by what you wrote? Hurry up and talk about it, if the explanation is in place, maybe Mr. Zhang can exempt you from punishment. Black Skin said with ulterior motives.

"Teacher Zhang, if I tell the answer, can you exempt me from punishment?" Tong Xiaoyao took the opportunity to ask.

Zhang Yaqin snorted with a smile and said: "Tong Xiaoyao, discipline is stipulated by the school, I have no right to deal with it, no matter how many tricks you have, it will be difficult to escape punishment, besides, it doesn't matter if I say it, please go out now." ”

Tong Xiaoyao's body suddenly jumped up, his head fell on the podium, and he rotated at high speed, shouting proudly while spinning: "In the past, Mount Tai pressed, Xiaoyao broke his waist, and today Lingshan returns, and he wants to be higher than the sky." ”

Everyone could hear that although Tong Xiaoyao didn't mention Luo Yuhan's name, this was just for Luo Yuhan. Although Heipi urinated in a night pot with Tong Xiaoyao in the past, he was afraid of Luo Yuhan's kung fu, and he didn't dare to go too far with Luo Yuhan, but today he saw Tong Xiaoyao's kung fu, and naturally he was no longer afraid of Luo Yuhan, so he deliberately provoked and said: "Tong Xiaoyao, be more restrained, don't challenge the sky and the earth, first say that you dare to challenge Luo Yuhan?" ”

Before Tong Xiaoyao could speak, someone preemptively said: "Heipi, you are stupid, Tong Xiaoyao dares to challenge even the sky, how can you put people in your eyes, since this class has been delayed, we will not attend, how about we invite Luo Yuhan and Tong Xiaoyao to face off on the spot." ”

Heipi stood up, looked at the classmates who spoke, and said loudly: "That's what I mean, let the two of them have a fight, if anyone wins, from now on they will bow down, if everyone agrees, please applaud." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a round of applause in the classroom, and most of the students turned their eyes to Luo Yuhan.

Zhang Yaqin saw that there was a mess in the classroom, and hurriedly waved her hand to the stage, looked at Tong Xiaoyao and said solemnly: "Tong Xiaoyao, the in front of you hasn't been wiped yet, and you have to casually, this is a classroom, not an arena, please don't disturb classroom discipline, if you want to compete, find another time, now I repeat, please go out." ”

Tong Xiaoyao rose into the air, flipped one hundred and eighty degrees in the air, stood firmly on the podium, looked at Zhang Yaqin and said with a smile: "Teacher Zhang, what you say is reasonable, I will go out and wait for the school to fall." With that, he turned and smiled at everyone, and a front flip flew out of the classroom door.

After Tong Xiaoyao left, Zhang Yaqin walked up to the podium, stared at the blackboard and looked at the pink treasure left by Tong Xiaoyao, pondered for a moment, turned to look at everyone, and said: "Students, although the smooth slip on the blackboard is a riddle, but being good at guessing riddles can also improve language literacy. ”

Heipi raised his hand to speak, and after getting Zhang Yaqin's permission, he stood up and said loudly: "Teacher Zhang, I guessed right just now, this behavior will not be anything other than eating, I'm sure." ”

"What do you think?" Zhang Yaqin asked.

Sha Ruxue raised her hand to ask to speak, and stood up after getting Zhang Yaqin's permission, and said: "What Heipi said makes sense, but what he told is too general, my understanding is this, in the big winter, the person walked out of the room with a teacup, and then there was an accident, such as a trip on the foot, or other accidents, the teacup fell off from the hand and fell on the ground, which is equal to rain, and then the person returned to the room." ”

As soon as Sha Ruxue's words fell, everyone agreed. Heipi said proudly: "It's still the representative of the Chinese class, at least higher than me, but she is also derived from the basic meaning, so I am also very high." ”

Luo Yuhan stood up and said unhurriedly: "Heipi, the more you say that you urinate high, the more you say that you are standing in the pit, and those who don't know are not guilty, but it is shameless to speculate and be proud." ”

"Then what do you mean?" Blackskin asked dissatisfied.

"Do you really want to hear it?" Luo Yuhan asked.

"I want to hear it, as long as it's right, I'll obey you." The black skin said angrily.