The curiosity of the classmates was originally like a deer scurrying in their chests, as soon as they heard that Luo Yuhan claimed to know the mystery, they urged Luo Yuhan to speak quickly, Huang Jing was particularly active, and said: "Luo Yuhan, don't sell it, say it quickly, let everyone admire you again." ”

Luo Yuhan hesitated, smiled heartily, and said, "Classmates, Tong Xiaoyao's puzzle is only half written, and I know the answer to the riddle, but I can't say." ”

"Don't take ignorance for elegance, do you know it or not, don't waste everyone's time." Blackskin asked domineeringly.

"Hooligans." Luo Yuhan prompted.

Heipi thought that Luo Yuhan scolded him for being a hooligan. This matter was swallowed before, but now that he has seen Tong Xiaoyao's unfathomable kung fu, where do he still put Luo Yuhan in his eyes, so he raised his hand and pointed at Luo Yuhan, and sneered: "Who are you scolding a hooligan, you mean your own." ”

Luo Yuhan smiled and said to Heipi: "You misunderstood, I, Luo Yuhan, have high quality and good cultivation, how can I scold you in front of so many people?" I mean, Tong Xiaoyao's riddles are very rogues. ”

"Huh? Brothers carry cannons out of the city, how can a torrential rain be hooligans? Huang Jing scratched his ears and cheeks, talking to himself, very puzzled.

The black skin stiffened his face, pointed at Luo Yuhan again, snorted, and said: "Luo Yuhan, my classmates all know that you and Tong Xiaoyao are fighting for Sha Ruxue, but you can't take advantage of Tong Xiaoyao's absence to slander him, this kind of trick out of nothing is too low-level, you can tell me, why is this mystery a hooligan, if you can't tell why, it is a self-destructive image." ”

Luo Yuhan waved his hand at Heipi and said calmly: "Heipiha, don't be manic, I naturally have my reason for saying this, this is an action of going to the toilet, you think about it carefully." ”

The mystery is actually the action of the boy peeing, if it is in private, Luo Yuhan will definitely say it directly, but now it is in the classroom, and there are more than a dozen girls present, especially Teacher Zhang Yaqin is also there, so Luo Yuhan can only give a slight hint, hoping to say it through the mouth of Heipi or other classmates.

When the boy heard this, he reacted immediately, but he kept silent. The boy stood up and peed, took out the chick from the crotch of his pants, ten fingers and ten brothers, the chick was exaggerated as a cannon, and the pee was a torrential rain, which was a metaphor that was vivid enough.

Most of the girls haven't reacted yet, they look at me, I look at you, their eyes are wide-eyed, and their eyes are full of incomprehension. Heipi's reaction was also very fast, and he was stunned for a moment and immediately said excitedly: "That's right, it's a boy peeing, why didn't I think of it, but I also guessed half right, ten fingers are ten brothers, what is the cannon, and pee is likened to a burst of rain, too funny, too funny, Tong Xiaoyao not only has grown in martial arts, but also has grown in martial arts, and he has also grown in telling jokes, admire and admire." ”

After Heipi's explanation, all the girls reacted. However, their reactions were very different, Xia Yiqing's mother Ye Jiali is a doctor, and she has been familiar with medical knowledge since she was a child, and she didn't take it seriously at all, so after hearing it, she smirked twice and said: "This Tong Xiaoyao, I haven't learned it, but I have a lot of bad ideas, and I dare to make this kind of joke in front of the teacher." ”

Chen Yuhan pretended not to hear anything, locked his eyes on the book, and concentrated on reading.

Sha Ruxue blushed instantly, and muttered embarrassedly: "This Tong Xiaoyao, this kind of puzzle has come up with this kind of puzzle, Luo Yuhan is right, this is hooliganism, and it should be punished." ”

Heipi listened to Sha Ruxue's words, and deliberately said: "Sha Ruxueha, in the question of guessing riddles, you and I are close to correct, not only did we guess that it was related to the hand, but also the action was a little bit worse, except for Luo Yuhan, who was smart, I counted you and me." ”

Huang Jing couldn't get used to the black skin's recklessness, and sneered: "Although the hand guessed correctly, what is the great thing about guessing the right hand, and treating excretion as eating and drinking is enough to be embarrassing." ”

Heipi was on the rise, and was poured a basin of cold water by Huang Jing, so he was naturally unconvinced, and retorted: "Sha Ruxue and I not only guessed the hand, but also the movements are basically the same, you are so smart, why don't you even think of bowls and teacups." ”

Huang Jing sneered and said, "Bowls and teacups belong to kitchen utensils, do you need kitchen utensils for peeing?" Besides, the size and nature are different, how can it be close to the result, do you pee with bowls and teacups? ”

Zhang Yaqin couldn't listen to it anymore, walked up to the podium with a black face, and said seriously: "A rat poop spoils a pot of soup, don't argue." ”

He Yadong shouted a report and stood up, and said: "Teacher Zhang, Tong Xiaoyao has been innocently absent from class for half a month, and after coming back, he has made waves in the class and made hooligan puzzles, on behalf of the whole class, I ask you to report his evil deeds to the school, and ask that Tong Xiaoyao be severely punished, and it is best to expel him from school and completely eliminate this rat shit." ”

Before Zhang Yaqin could express her position, Luo Yuhan turned his head to look at He Yadong, and said with a smile: "Class leader, Teacher Zhang has already said that she has no right to deal with Tong Xiaoyao, so don't bother, I think that although Tong Xiaoyao's crime is serious and the nature is also very bad, he will not be dealt with in any way." ”

"Why?" He Yadong asked puzzled.

"Secrets, you think for yourself." Luo Yuhan said lightly.

Tong Xiaoyao guessed correctly, Tong Xiaoyao only disappeared for half a day, and went to school the next day, and Teacher Zhang Yaqin did not hold Tong Xiaoyao accountable.

At noon the next day, during the big class, on the playground, more than a dozen boys and girls in a class gathered around to chat, Huang Jing saw Tong Xiaoyao walking past the playground to go to the toilet, and couldn't help but sigh: "Boss Luo said in front of us yesterday that the school will not deal with Tong Xiaoyao, and sure enough, it seems that Boss Luo is still smart, more than one grade higher than us." ”

Chen Yuhan turned to Luo Yuhan and asked curiously, "Luo Yuhan, how did you know that the school would not deal with Tong Xiaoyao." ”

Before Luo Yuhan could answer, Sha Ruxue interjected: "The matter is clear, Zhang Dan is Tong Xiaoyao's mother, and someone in the court will not be expelled, this is an iron law, second, Tong Xiaoyao's father has money, and if you do it casually, you can block some people's mouths, Luo Yuhan, am I right?" ”

Before Chen Yuhan could answer, Huang Jing gave Sha Ruxue a thumbs up and praised: "School flower, you are the one who knows Luo Yuhan." ”

Sha Ruxue smiled and said proudly: "Of course, Luo Yuhan and I have lived in the villa for so long, we can know what each other thinks with a glance, what is this called, my heart is clear, right." ”

Luo Yuhan glanced at Sha Ruxue, and said dissatisfiedly: "School flower, can you talk past your brain, why do you want me to live in the villa with you for so long, I know that we sleep in separate rooms, I don't know if I think we are on fire." ”

"Are you afraid that people will say that I live with you? They just said, I'm not afraid of a girl, but you're a big boy of what you're afraid of. Sha Ruxue asked.

Huang Jing looked at Sha Ruxue, then at Luo Yuhan, pointed at Luo Yuhan and said with a smile: "Luo Yuhan, you tell me honestly, have you and the school flower been ...... Oh? Isn't it? Huang Jing said, putting his two hands together. The two hands are glued together to make an intimate shape.

Sha Ruxue's face was red with shame, and she didn't explain.

Tong Xiaoyao walked over in a big way, stood beside Sha Ruxue, smiled at Sha Ruxue, and said: "School flower, I have been thinking about how to thank you for the past two days, but I have never had the opportunity, now in front of a few classmates, what do you want to thank, as long as you say, I will definitely do it." ”

Sha Ruxue snorted, didn't even look at Tong Xiaoyao, and said, "I didn't do anything, what do you thank me, you still thank yourself." ”

Tong Xiaoyao laughed and said with a hippie smile: "You are so forgetful, have you forgotten your original promise." ”

"What did I promise you, why don't I remember?" Sha Ruxue frowned and asked.

"When I was going to commit suicide, in order to save me, you promised me that as long as I defeat Luo Yuhan one day, you will be my girlfriend, your promise is the source of my motivation and the ladder of my progress, and all the credit belongs to you...... I wasn't alone in hearing this, so you can't break your word. ”

Sha Ruxue smiled first, then let out a giggle, and said: "Tong Xiaoyao, your shamelessness is really worthy of your reputation, yes, I did say this kind of thing at the beginning, but it was not to save your body and soul, no one will take it seriously, but you take it seriously." ”

Huang Jing also followed and ridiculed: "Tong Xiaoyao, don't think that you have learned some bullshit kung fu, you think you can win the favor of the school flower, don't forget, the school flower is a famous flower, who in the school doesn't know that Luo Yuhan no matter where it is convenient to say, Luo Yuhan can throw you a few streets, you dare to mess around, worried that Luo Yuhan will beat you." ”

Tong Xiaoyao suddenly turned sideways to Huang Jing and said with a smile: "Huang Jingha, you lackey is loyal, I like it, if you don't dislike it, be my lackey from today on, I don't dare to guarantee anything else, I will keep you eating a bone every day......"

Before Tong Xiaoyao finished speaking, Huang Jing suddenly spat at Tong Xiaoyao's face and scolded: "your grandma's ......"

Before Huang Jing finished scolding, Tong Xiaoyao suddenly blew on Huang Jing, Huang Jing groaned and sat on the ground. Sha Ruxue didn't expect Tong Xiaoyao's kung fu to reach the point of being superb, and she couldn't help but gasp. Although Luo Yuhan was silent on the surface, when he saw such a scene, he secretly admired Tong Xiaoyao's kung fu in his heart.

Huang Jing couldn't help but feel worried when he saw Tong Xiaoyao blow himself down in one breath, but relying on Luo Yuhan to be at the scene, he burst into a foul mouth, got up from the ground, and rushed towards Tong Xiaoyao with both fists. Two meters away from Tong Xiaoyao, Tong Xiaoyao flew up and kicked directly into Huang Jing's heart. Huang Jing took three or five steps backwards and fell to the ground again.

Huang Jing covered his chest and got up from the ground again, quietly walked to Luo Yuhan's side, and whispered: "Boss Luo, Tong Xiaoyao beat me, why do you turn a blind eye, where is he humiliating me, it is clearly to abuse you, even if you don't take me seriously, don't you take the school flower seriously?" ”