After sorting out his thoughts, Guo Outline said slowly: "As the old saying goes, people are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. Friends, this is really not true at all, I am not famous, and the pig is bumped. ”

"Since the beginning of Deyun Club, a large number of reporters have been at my door every day, and those who come out late are more diligent than the community security guards, and those who don't know think they are hired by the property."

Speaking of this, Guo Outline stretched out his hand and gestured: "Some friends may know that I rented a villa in Daxing. This house has a small courtyard with a courtyard wall, and it is built very high. Not to mention that these grandsons are 1.9 meters, even if they are 2.9 meters, he may not be able to shine in the yard. ”

"Sometimes I wonder if they can't get anything out of their squatting at the door all day, what is the picture, is this addiction?"

"Just two nights ago, my neighbor came to me with some newspapers. Guo Xuan, discuss with you, can you tear down the courtyard wall of your house, and we can pay for you. As far as these people outside, they can't take pictures of your home, so they take photos of our homes every day and pretend to be photos of your family. Seeing in the newspaper that my house was written as yours was too much pressure for me, and I was about to believe it myself if I went on like this! Otherwise, I'll sell it to you cheaper. ”

"Flutter." Hearing this, some of the audience were amused.

Liu La also interjected: "Okay, they are really bold, why don't they put the photo of the ** city tower in your name." ”

"Shhhh Guo Outline pushed Liu La, and then continued: "I'm also too good-hearted, every time I meet these reporters at the door of my house, I will say hello to them, after all, everyone is here to make a living, and it doesn't hurt to be polite." ”

"It's a pity, I'm polite to others, but people are not polite to me!"

"On the day of the incident, I didn't have a performance, so I finally rested, and I was thinking about getting together with my family in the evening, eating some hot pot and drinking some wine. Thinking of this, I took my daughter-in-law and son out of the house, ready to go shopping at the nearest supermarket. ”

"As I drove out of the compound, I noticed a reporter taking pictures of me. It's convenient for others and myself, I also rolled down the window for him and chatted with him. I told him that he wasn't going out tonight, and that he wasn't going to wait at the door, it was useless. ”

Guo Xuan shook his head: "Everyone, I am really kind to persuade me, after saying this, seeing that he didn't believe it, I started the car again and left." As a result, the car drove out less than 50 meters away, and I noticed that the reporter had also entered a car and followed me. ”

"Just follow it, he's shameless, and I can't do anything about him. As planned, we went to the supermarket anyway. ”

"When our family of three came out of the supermarket after shopping, the car had just moved together, but I didn't expect this grandson to jump out again, and it was a good shot at us. Okay, things went over and over again, and this was the second time, and I forgave him again, ignored him, and drove straight home. ”

"As a result, that night, when we were having dinner with our family, this grandson actually climbed over the wall and entered my house again, and then eavesdropped on the gate and secretly filmed. He is also stupid, he has never seen the market, and he doesn't know that the door of the villa is generally pressed by the camera. He thinks he's very secretive, but in fact, our whole family watches him live. ”

Guo Xuan smiled helplessly: "After noticing that we had found him, this grandson turned around and ran, fell to the ground without standing firmly, and broke his ankle." We really repaid the grievances with virtue, and when we saw that he was injured, we called 120 for him. At that time, he thanked us, but he never expected that as soon as this bastard entered the hospital, he immediately changed his mind and called the police to say that I beat him. ”

Guo Outline sighed: "Friends, these days a good reporter, really TM can't catch up with a good prostitute-girl!" ”

"Phew!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience immediately gave a warm response.

"Lao Guo said it well."

"Teacher Guo, we support you!"

……

"Thank you, thank you." Guo Xuan hurriedly thanked the audience.

When the scene was quiet, he continued: "I don't know this reporter, but the TV station he works for has worked with me a few times before. After this incident happened, the TV station sent a bullshit leader to me, a big lady in her forties, with a mouth, Guo Outline, you hand over 500,000 yuan, let's settle this matter, otherwise you will wait to be banned. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Xuan sneered: "Don't hide it from you, I will sue this aunt at that time, 500,000?" I'm five of your grandma's grandchildren! Just you broken TV station, so many years of talking big, making a little money, I really have enough, what's the matter with love, I don't serve you anymore! ”

The audience music: "Okay, good scolding!" ”

Guo Outline took a sip of tea, "Being scolded by me like this, this big lady is crazy." 'Wait, you wait, Guo Xuan, you can't get better! She cursed and left. ”

Speaking of this, Guo Outline sneered again: "On the night when this big lady was scolded by me, the Chinese cross talk industry held another conference, and it was unanimously voted to expel me and my little apprentice from continuing to talk about cross talk." ”

Speaking of this, Guo Outline spread his hands: "Here, in front of so many audiences, I especially want to ask these seniors in our circle who are full of food and have nothing to do, are you crazy?" Help outsiders pit their own peers! How much money do you charge? Besides, what do you think of yourself as if you want me to quit the Chinese cross talk world? Are you the Holy Decree? I see that all of them are rushed, and if you are sick, treat them quickly! ”

"Phew!"

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

"Mr. Guo, you are the best!"

Hearing this, the audience shouted with all their strength to show their support.

Guo Outline took another sip of tea and moistened his throat: "That's what I'm doing, and it's not for everyone to say anything, but to make myself happy." The last limerick poem for everyone-

The law-abiding dynasty is depressed, the strong beam sings happily every night, hurts others and benefits himself, rides horses and mules, and starves with integrity and fairness.

I went to the west to ask the Buddha about it, and the Buddha said that I was not in a rut.

"Everyone, let's do good deeds, don't ask about the future!" Guo Outline arched his hand towards the audience. After speaking, he looked at Liu La: "Okay, I'm done, it's time for you next." ”、

"Phew."

In the cheers of the audience, Liu La smiled: "Okay, let's come in turns." ”

Guo Xuan also smiled: "Then you see, I finally seized an opportunity to scold these girls, can the master take you with me!" ”

Guo Outline pointed at Liu La, and then said to the audience: "Everyone, it's really not that I favor my own children, just me, a little apprentice, a person who is very honest in his duty." This kid is so honest that when he was a child, his left eye vision was not very good, and he always wore glasses. It is said that if your eyesight is not good, you will be obedient, no, this child is still active, and he always quarrels with his classmates or brothers, and the glasses are especially easy to break. ”

Guo Outline sighed: "Alas, I really didn't have any money at that time, and it would cost him hundreds of glasses once." In the end, I really couldn't force it, so I had to sue him, Liu La, you are not allowed to mess with them from now on, your glasses are too expensive, and the master can't afford to buy them for you anymore. ”

"Okay, master, I see." This kid was so sensible that he agreed to me at that time.

Guo Xuan continued: "After a week, one day I came home from outside and found that this kid had gotten into trouble with his brothers and sisters. I was very angry at the time, and I slapped him on the head in the past, Liu La, didn't the master sue you and don't make trouble with them? Where did your glasses go? ”

"When I found out, he was scared. Master, I have glasses in my pocket. ”

"Where's the pocket?" Can you see them clearly without glasses? ”

"I can't see clearly."

"Can't see how you're fighting?"

"Huh? Before I made a fuss, I put on my glasses and looked at them, then put them away, and I ...... them from memory."

When Guo's voice fell, the audience laughed: "Haha, play from memory." ”

Guo Gangyele: "Friends, this is all true." You just think, a child who has been so honest since he was a child, was stunned at that broken press conference that day, what a hateful scene it must be. I haven't heard him talk about specific things, so I can't talk too much, so let's listen to him. ”

As he spoke, Guo Outline came out from behind the microphone, and then sat on the edge of the stage, like an audience.

"Come on, young Liuye!"

"Young Master Liu, you are so handsome."

Seeing Guo Xuan's actions, the audience knew that he was supporting his apprentice, so they gave Liu La an extremely enthusiastic response.

"Thank you, thank you." Liu La hurriedly thanked the audience. Next, he told the audience about the dirty things that happened to him and Zhao Buzhu.

And after hearing what he told the whole story, the audience was also filled with righteous indignation.

Several reporters who have been secretly recording videos in the audience kept pouting: "Tsk...... Alas! If you do this, you can't mess with cross talk in the future, just Guo Xuan's mouth, it's really too bad......"

Today Valentine's Day, I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day.

By the way, friendly reminder, don't eat chocolate today. Because dogs eat chocolate and die......