Next, please enjoy the cross talk, the performers Guo Outline, Liu La, applause, please.

At half past four in the afternoon of the next day, Zhang Yiyuan's teahouse was already crowded with audiences. Recently, Deyun Club has recruited actors on a large scale, and in addition to the previous first and second teams, three teams have been expanded. The four teams are also beginning to prepare for formation.

When there are more actors, there are fewer theaters. Guo Outline has already begun to contact several nearby gardens, preparing that from now on, each team of Deyun Club will be responsible for a theater performance.

As the host's words fell, Guo Outline and Liu La's master and apprentice walked out from behind the curtain. Liu Sa walks in front, Guo Outline is behind, this order of appearance also explains, today Liu Lai is responsible for supporting, Guo Outline is responsible for teasing.

The two walked all the way to the microphone and table, then stopped, half-turned, and bowed slightly to the audience.

"Phew."

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

"Lao Guo, where is Teacher Yu?"

"Lao Guo, I'm going to give you a monkey."

"Young Master Liu, you are the best!"

As soon as the two of them stood still, before they could speak, there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Guo Xuan also teased them: "Ah, thank you, you love me?" You're really not dirty! You look for Mr. Yu, don't worry, he will come out in a while, he is now giving birth to monkeys in the background. As long as you hear a voice of my grandson coming in a while, then he will be considered a success. ”

"Phew." The audience heckled again.

At this time, Liu La also added: "Alas, this Monkey King was born in the Aolai country of the East China Sea, and he speaks with a mouth, he should be a Northeast monster, right?" ”

"Poof."

"Oh, don't say it's true!"

Liu La's words caused another burst of laughter from the audience.

At this time, several audience members got up from their seats, and they came to the edge of the stage with small gifts such as flower baskets and bouquets in their hands. Seeing this, Guo Outline and Liu La hurriedly walked over to take it, and couldn't stop thanking them.

Walk back to your position and the show begins.

Guo Outline adjusted the Mike in front of him: "I've said that you've been here many times, come on, don't give gifts." You said you gave a gift, what do you do with other viewers who didn't give a gift? Besides, you don't know if I like this thing you bought, so it's better to just give me cash than that. ”

Liu Ra glared: "Hey, Master, you can talk leisurely." If you let the owner of the flower shop at the door hear this, you have to squat at the mouth of the alley in the middle of the night and rob the two of us. ”

Several audience members laughed: "Haha." ”

Guo Xuan continued: "Everyone knows me well, but you may not know much about the person next to me. ”

Before he could finish his words, Liu La continued: "That's not necessarily, the audience may not know much about me before, but I feel like I'm very hot in the past two days!" ”

"Phew." Audience music.

Guo Outline glared at him: "What do you have to be proud of, you have been scolded on the Internet as a melon, are you still happy?" Heck, I really admire your mentality! ”

Speaking of this, Guo Outline pointed at Liu La: "I would like to introduce to you that this person is called Liu La, who is my apprentice and the godson of Teacher Yu Qian." According to the seniority of our Deyun Club, "Clouds and cranes in the sky, dragons in the four seas", this child should be in the cloud character class. But you say, this person's name is Liu Yun La, and it sounds too much like a dish name, so we have hidden his cloud character since we were children, and it is called Ben Ming, Liu La. ”

"Familiar audiences know that this kid is from a family of quyi, and his grandfather is Liu Chuanyuan, a famous cross talk artist of Tian-Jinwei, who praised Ma Sanye. We also have an actor named Hou Zhen, his grandfather Mr. Hou Baolin, he is the eldest son and grandson of the Hou family. Guo Outline gave a thumbs up: "Just these two grandsons are now the mainstay of our Deyun Club!" ”

"Haha, these two grandsons. That's too much of a grandson. "The audience couldn't be happier.

"Hey, what's that called?" Liu La hurriedly stopped Guo Outline.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I made a mistake." Guo Xuan snorted, and then continued: "I have a good relationship with this child's father, why, because his mother is very good-looking. From the first time I saw his mother, I told myself in my heart that I had to take this apprentice! ”

"Wow!" Liu La slapped the table: "Okay, I'll just say why you were so happy when you accepted me, you dare to love with a purpose!" No, I'll have to call my dad and ask him to watch out for you. ”

Guo Gang raised his neck: "What's wrong?" What's wrong? Everyone has to have a dream, in case one day God doesn't open his eyes, and the dream is accidentally realized. Stephen Chow taught us that what is the difference between a person without a dream and a salted fish? ”

Liu La shook her head: "Oh, don't spoil other people's words." Stephen Chow also taught you, have you ever bought a ticket to watch Stephen Chow's movie? ”

Audience: "Haha. ”

Guo Xuan: "Okay, it's all a joke above, and then, let's get serious." ”

Liu La: "Yes? Then dare you be unserious just now? ”

"Nasty, nasty!" Guo Xuan glared: "Believe it or not, I broke your leg, you haven't read the newspaper recently, have you?" I've broken a grandson in the past two days, so be careful to be the second. ”

Liu La: "Oh, don't mind, I didn't eavesdrop on your door." I've watched all the videos of other victims' crusades against you, saying that you kicked him in the head with a big flying kick and kicked him unconscious on the spot. Speaking of this, Liu La smiled: "As soon as I saw this video, I knew that what he said must be fake!" ”

"Look at it." Guo Xuan nodded violently: "Or I have to say that my apprentice understands me, you can tell the audience quickly, why is it fake?" ”

Liu La's expression was very serious: "Then I have to say it." Guys, I don't know if you noticed it, the reporter is 1.9 meters tall. With his height, even if my master lifted his legs to the Heavenly Spirit Cover, he wouldn't be able to reach him at all. If my master wants to compare with others, the main way to kill is to drill the crotch! You don't know, my master's teeth are called a good messenger, and his pants are all bitten off. ”

Audience: "Haha. ”

"Alright, alright, don't go any further." Guo Xuan hurriedly stopped Liu La: "Baby, can you say it according to the words?" ”

Liu La spread his hands innocently and helplessly: "How can you have words for this thing?" ”

"No words, huh? If you don't have a word, don't mess around, don't stand up, and listen to what the teacher says. Guo Xuan glanced at Liu La, and then said to the audience: "The above are all jokes, whether they are true or false, you can listen to them as if they are true, Li'er will not smile crookedly, and if you don't talk or laugh, you won't be lively." ”

paused: "I've laughed, we've talked about it for the day, it's time for us to talk about something serious." Today's show is different from usual. Many friends know that in the past two days, something has happened to our Deyun Club. Of course, not everyone has an accident, mainly me and my little apprentice. There may be some people who don't know about this file, so if you don't know, check it on the Internet, and I'm sure to scare you. ”

"Today, this is a special session, mainly to explain the ins and outs of these two things to you in front of your parents. We don't care about others, but we have to be clear about our own audience. Guo Outline, Liu La, we are two ordinary folk idle cross talk artists, we are not Jiangyang thieves, and we are not as terrible as the media says. ”

"I think what's really scary are the people who are manipulating the media behind the scenes, the people who have ulterior motives."

"Before the show started today, the host asked me. Mr. Guo, what is the name of the show you performed today? ”

"I didn't answer her at the time, and I sold it, so when she just announced the screen, she only said the actor's name. Now I will tell you the answer, the name of today's performance is called Wisdom Fighting Gangsters, Famous Heroes, Guo Outline, Liu Spicy Cross Talk Special! When Guo Outline said this, he was full of anger.

"Whoa."

As Guo Gang's words fell, warm applause rang out in the teahouse. In the midst of this applause, the light of several cameras flickered faintly, and they were recording what happened on the stage without reservation......