Ye Xiaohua's refusal was somewhat disappointing for me.

If it had been ten years ago, I would have blamed him for his refusal. Because at that time, I would definitely have been planning for ten years, changing the bamboo basket to draw water, and I could still be as calm as a mirror after a game. But ten years later, I won't, after all, I've grown a lot and know that everyone has the right to choose their life.

"Now what I care about is that day, I succeed, what will he do to me? And what should I do with him? "I have a lot of confidence in myself, because I took the first step earlier than others," at least ten years earlier than ordinary people who left home and started business halfway!" ”

I decided my future before I went to junior high school.

Now the question is, one day I succeed, will I throw these words in his face: If you don't accompany you to work hard, who are you who are you and glory?

Hehe, of course this part is purely personal YY.

……

What is the best part of your time in college? The most memorable?

For me, in addition to reading business books; Of course, it was the mobilization of the whole dormitory, and the time of cooperating to pick up girls was the most memorable. Among them, the bitter process of hard pursuit and the sense of accomplishment after success are unforgettable;

One hot summer day, I don't know if it was the bastard who offered to play Truth or Dare.

"Listen, everyone, if Teddy loses, you must ask him to take out the collector's version of the film, and everyone is happy." The monkey rubbed his hands together.

"Why do you watch the film again? Can we find something simpler, such as finding an opponent to fight? Hee-hee. Teddy grinned shyly.

"Damn, you don't know that we are majoring in automobiles, there are 375 people in one level, and only one is a female......"

Teddy: "......" is 375 to 1, which means everyone who has the idea of pursuing that girl. There are 374 opponents invisibly, and the opponents are too strong to be prohibitive.

"Anyway, the undergraduate university opposite, there are a lot of beauties." I said leisurely.

Everyone looked back in astonishment and looked at me calmly.

"Well, that...... There is a generation gap between junior college and undergraduate, and there is a generation ......gap in the cultural level," the monkey scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"How so?"

"You ask Lao Luo, I heard that he just likes a girl there, and he has left a level for her, but there is no result yet." The tiger pinched his orchid finger and took out the secret that he didn't know where he got it.

This made us turn our heads so frequently that they could bring a gust of wind, and the brushes turned our heads in unison to look at Lao Luo suspiciously.

"Yes, I chose to repeat a grade because I pursued her." Luo Hongming is also not taboo, although he has no courage to confess at all, it does not mean that he does not have the courage to admit it.

Oh! We were all shocked, and we all looked at this usually stupid guy, but we didn't expect him to be a man with a story. In order to chase girls, and repeat grades, love saints.

Our expressions are all like the expressions we had when we watched A for the first time in our lives.

I just remembered that every time I said that I went to the opposite college, this kid's face changed. It turned out that the person he liked was in that school.

"Is the legend true, you repeated the grade in order to pursue that fellow girl?" Teddy asked in a voice of surprise that he couldn't hide.

"That's right." Lao Luo spread his hands and continued, "Her undergraduate is four years old, and our junior college is only three years, so I want to synchronize it for us......"

I "......" this is also fighting for love, but it's a pity that this guy knows at a glance that he is a talented student who lacks courage.

There are a total of six people in our dormitory, except for me, who skips class all day to read books in the library, nickname: businessman; There is also a super filmmaker Teddy, a sissy tiger, a thin monkey, a dwarf mantis, and now a new love saint Ronaldo;

"Don't worry, we are good at picking up girls, and there is my short and fat mantis in the wind; What's more, we have the tiger, the woman's friend, this powerful lethal weapon, absolutely handy. ”

The dwarf mantis swore that if ordinary people felt that they were not too tall, they would definitely take this as a taboo in life. But the dwarf man is different, he can always find an opportunity in time to happily mock himself about his figure.

……

On the weekend, in the lawn of the park, a grasshopper stood on top of the monkey's head at the moment, rolled his eyes and said, "That bastard chose to put the date in the zoo?" ”

"Yes, that big snake made me lose my sexual ability in an instant." Tiger Road.

"Well, you are already yin, and your sexual ability is useless to you." Teddy flat-mouthed and ignored the tiger's opinion.

"I think it's good......" I started slowly, this place is my choice, if I don't make a sound, I will be crusaded to the end.

"Where is it?" The praying mantis, who was lying on the side, suddenly asked.

"Well, in the zoo, it's fun to see animals and be watched by other animals, don't you think?" I laughed awkwardly.

"No, I think it's terrible, the lion ate most of the beef in one bite; The elephant kicked me into meat sauce, and the colorful snake didn't know if it was poisonous or not, but I didn't feel any sense of security. Tiger said.

"That's right! That's how it should be! "I agree.

"Ah, what did you say?"

"The tiger is scared, which proves that girls will be scared too, right?"

"So what?"

"Hehe, as long as she's afraid, she'll drill into Lao Luo's arms, right?"

"Huh! Right! It's just that this kind of effect is needed, and the time has come for Lao Luo to show his heroism! Teddy clapped his palms and grasped the point excitedly.

"I didn't expect her to be afraid of animals at all!" After a long wait, we have come to a truth.

My brothers and I were dumbfounded, only to see the girl wandering around from the memorial park, like a fish in water, where is there a little bit of fear? Later, she also took a model of a snake and stuffed it into Lao Luo's arms, which scared Lao Luo and screamed.

"Damn, I still want to show my manliness, but I ended up being a woman."

We stayed quietly on the lawn of the animal park, watching Lao Luo in the distance, and suddenly half of our previous pride was lost.

……

"Brothers, I feel like it's going to rain." The tiger is the tallest, he touched the rain on his clothes and frowned.

The crowd looked at me again, and the look in their eyes was asking, "What should I do?"

"Hee-hee, it's okay, I knew early on that the weather was bad today, did you read the weather forecast last night; Dangdang...... I've already brought an umbrella! "I stinked and took the umbrella out of my bag.

"Oh!" Everyone suddenly realized.

"It's just that this umbrella is so small, how can it ......" The monkey opened the umbrella, and the rest of the words couldn't go on, how could this umbrella be broken?

"Accidentally......" I said as the small light bulb in the upper left corner of my head lit up.

"Beat him!"

Damn, my brother was beaten like this, and his glasses were tilted to the side.

……

This day's date was terrible, Lao Luo not only did not appear manly in front of the girl, but he was almost scared to pee by a fake snake; We can also imagine that when it rains, the two of them run away like dogs, having such a failed date; We all feel in our hearts that at this moment, unless the gods save us and a miracle appears, we must be done with the game.

Seeing this, we have already imagined that Lao Luo will be slapped in the face by the other party, and then turn around in a dashing manner to leave him crying alone in the wind and rain.

"Well, blame me, why do you ask them to come to the zoo so much?" I regret it a little, this thing is not as smooth sailing as I imagined, the key is that there is a great risk that it will harm other people's Lao Yan.

Teddy took out a ticket from his pocket and said: "Okay, in fact, I'm also a little cautious, I've been in Guangzhou for so long, and it's the first time I've come to Guangzhou Zoo, I actually feel pretty good, and I have a student ID card at half price." ”

In order not to see the last horrific scene, my roommates and I have slipped away from the zoo.

……

When I saw Lao Luo again, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

The problem is that he's very excited right now.

"Ahem, how was today's date?" The tiger sat closest to the door, coughing dryly.

"Happy, thank you, guys! If it weren't for the support of everyone, the love poems written by the 'businessman', the letters sent by the praying mantis, and the good venue chosen by everyone, we would be where we are today! Love Saint Lao Luo said seriously.

We're all heartbroken, this kid was cut stupid?

"Lao Luo, you don't have to force a smile, we know that under the surface of your happiness, there is a heart full of holes, if you feel unhappy, just vent it to us." Teddy said.

"Yes." I lowered my head and burst the word out between my teeth.

"No, no, I really thank you, look, I brought you the KFC family bucket."

"Wow! We do what we do in the spirit of helping our friends, although it is not very good, you don't have to greet our whole family! "The monkey's face is redder than the monkey's buttocks.

"Well, did you misunderstand something?" Lao Luo, who laughed until he was about to cry, was squeezed by the language, and he didn't seem unhappy.

"Misunderstanding?"

Then he introduced what happened later, and it turned out that it was not the version we imagined.

After we left in despair, Lao Luo also thought that he was finished this time. I didn't expect this, and there was a peak and a loop. After we left, it really rained lightly, but Lao Luo didn't bring it, and there was no backup? Seeing that the first half of the animal is bad enough, and if there are any more moths, this beautiful marriage will be ruined.

However, I heard that boys who are in love have an IQ increase of 200 percent. Desperate, Lao Luo was in a hurry, put up his clothes, wrapped the two of them in the rain and looked for a place to shelter from the rain, and found an independent pavilion with no people.

Our roommates all looked at each other.

"In the pavilion, she told me that she had long liked me, but I never said it, which made her embarrassed."

Dormitory: "......"

Our jaws are falling to the ground, so that's how the chick bubbles?

Our efforts were just a monkey show, and people already had adultery?

Lao Luo's story.

They have known each other since middle school, but they have not been in the same class.

For her sake, he stayed at the intersection of her school all day long, in order to be familiar.

As long as a person has the occasional little contact, he will be like an electric shock that night, and it will be difficult for him to sleep.

But Lao Luo, who is very humble in his heart and lacks courage, has never dared to confess; Therefore, the suspense was planted for this relationship.

That knew that he studied hard in order to be able to go to college with her. However, he was only admitted to the junior college, and she was an undergraduate. In this way, his humble heart was even more hurt. The two have become people of two worlds, she is as bright as a pearl, and she is a high-achieving student; And he is always a loser, as cheap as the mud in the ground.

That year, he thought his dream was shattered. No, there is something in this world called coincidence. When he dragged his luggage from his hometown to Guangzhou to study in frustration, he found that she had also applied for a college by his side! Before applying for the exam, two people who had no communication actually applied to the nearest school. If this is not fate, what will it be?

"I later found out that the reason why she applied to the school near me was because she did it on purpose." Lao Luo explained.

After listening to the story, the monkey was strong in his heart, and shifted his expression to the whole family bucket, typical of turning resentment into appetite; Tiger and Teddy cried with joy, and today we learn another anthropology: that is, when a friend fails, you are sad; But when a friend succeeds, someone is even more sad.

(To be continued...... ）