Liu La and Zhao Chunlin don't deal with each other, and the people in the TV station know more or less about it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info At this time, I heard that a Director Zhao suddenly appeared in Liu La's cross talk, and it was obviously a negative character, and everyone immediately understood that this was a reflection of Zhao Chunlin. Everyone wanted to laugh all of a sudden, but Zhao Chunlin was a leader who was not good at offending, so everyone could only hold back, and their faces were red.

At this time, Liu La continued: "Four thousand yuan was handed over to him, and my friend took me to see this Director Zhao that night." As soon as I saw this man, I thought he was a fake, this is a liar! ”

"Wait." Mr. Zhang stopped him: "How do you know that people are liars?" ”

Liu La: "He doesn't have a big beard!" ”

Mr. Zhang was embarrassed: "Who told you that directors have to have a big beard?" You're stereotypical. ”

Liu La scratched her head: "Hey, that's what my friend told me." Don't talk nonsense about you, beards aren't in vogue now, you know? The bearded man was arrested last year! ”

Audience: "Whew! ”

Liu La continued: "My friend took me and told this director, saying that I want to be popular and want to participate in the Spring Festival Gala. The director looked at me and pouted, do you still want to be red? You're far behind, I'm a queue of more than 1,000 people, and you can only rank more than 800 yuan for 4,000 yuan. ”

"Wow!" Mr. Zhang snorted: "Dare to do this business to make a lot of money!" ”

Liu La: "Don't care how many people are in line, then I can't do it, I have a total of 4,000 yuan left in my pocket for him, it's okay to **** what to eat!" ”

Mr. Zhang nodded hurriedly: "Yes, your four thousand can't be in vain, how can there be so many orangutans pouring your eight-treasure porridge." ”

"Go, hate hate!" Liu La glanced at him: "Later, the director made me unable to entangle, tell me that then you can stay first, serve tea and pour water, do hygiene and send a boxed lunch, and walk the dog for me!" ”

"Let me walk the dog for him, and you will say that this grandson surnamed Zhao lacks virtue!" Liu La sighed: "It's a pity that people are under the eaves and have to bow their heads, in order to eat with a mouthful of food, I can only endure the humiliation and agree." ”

"Alas!" sighed again: "Not only is a person lacking virtue, but his dog is also lacking in virtue!" Every day he walks the dog, just this broken dog, walking step by step, walking step by step, walking step by step, like a rusty watch. I slipped away for a few days, I was so angry that I couldn't do it, I went to the watch shop, the master bothered you to take a look, this broken dog stopped when he took a step, what's going on? ”

"The master who repaired the watch stared at the dog for a long time, it's fine, it's just a little rusty, it's not a problem, just wipe the sludge. How else to say that the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and guess what, the dog was fine at the time, and the one who ran was called a Huan! ”

"What kind of dog are you, you can still rust!" Mr. Zhang shook his head helplessly.

"You don't care about the dog, it's fine anyway." Liu La: "When the director saw that the dog was good, he was very happy. Okay, okay, this dog has been broken for more than half a year, and I can't help it, so you can get it right now. Well, from now on, you'll be my henchman, so stay here and do it with me! ”

"Hey, this is really a life for everyone!" Mr. Zhang couldn't help but shake his head.

Liu La: "Even if I get mixed up with this Director Zhao, but it's not so easy to mix, it's too difficult to go to the Spring Festival Gala, there is no chance to wait left and right, when will it be my turn?" Hey, there are 1,400 people in this collective cross talk, I can come here! ”

"Wait a minute! Group cross talk of 400 people? Mr. Zhang's eyes were about to pop out.

"Hahaha." The audience laughed too.

Liu La: "You don't understand, Director Zhao said that the Spring Festival Gala is not the mainstream, and only some people like to watch it." The more people there are, the more willing the audience is to watch it, and these 400 people are still afraid that the stage will not fit, otherwise they will directly transport a music association from the North-Korea-Xianyun. ”

"How can there be a music association in that place!" Mr. Zhang glared: "Besides, what can these more than 400 people say." ”

"Hahaha." The audience laughed too.

The people in the conference room for several afternoons, especially Zhang Xiaohai, couldn't help but smile on their faces.

Everyone laughed, but the only one who didn't laugh was Zhao Chunlin, he clearly remembered that the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala was not the mainstream, and the audience preferred to watch these words of the group, which he put forward in the conference room in the afternoon, but he never thought that such a moment of kung fu would be used by Liu Ra on the show, and this face hurt too much.

At this time, Liu La picked up Mr. Zhang's words again: "Look, what can't you say about this?" People from all over the country who talk about cross talk gather here, 400 people, and talk in groups. The platform is set up, this side of the rockery, this side of the mountain stream, this side of the swimming pool. At the beginning, I got on the plane all the way to the plane, threw down a hundred people who said cross talk, all with parachutes on their backs, stood up, and waved at the audience together. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Huh. ”

Liu La continued: "There are a few of them in the water here, all sorts of them. Over there, hit this mountain stream, thirty meters high and a mountain, jump a few down, carry a parachute, all stand up, and the edges are together. In the end, he took a foreign car and pulled it to laugh, and the funny came up and said "Audience friends, I want to kill you". And then I told these more than 300 people, I have to turn it over for me."

They all nodded: "Okay, then let's try it." The funny ones are also happy: I'm very happy to greet everyone! Praise: I'm glad to greet everyone! After saying this, everyone bowed down and stepped down from the stage together, this show is over, it is perfect, the audience is happy! ”

"Wait." Mr. Zhang hurriedly stopped him: "What kind of coke is this?" That's perfect! ”

Liu La: "I hate it, don't care if it's fun, it's not perfect, I'll definitely be able to do this job anyway." ”

Mr. Zhang: "Yes, don't talk about you, anyone who lacks heart and eye can come to this job." ”

Liu La: "I bought some fruit, and I went to visit our director." Director Zhao, look at the cross talk of these 400 people, I think I should be able to come, you can stuff me in. ”

"The director is a little embarrassed when he hears what I said, it's not easy for you to do this, just these 400 people on the stage are all related to each other, more than 300 are my brothers-in-law, and the rest are the brothers-in-law of the leaders of the station, and it is not appropriate to replace him. Either you wait, wait and see who doesn't come, and if anyone has something, you can take their place. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Hey, your director has a good kidney. ”

……

This time, no one in the audience dared to laugh, such a blatant satire of the station leaders, and they all satirized it again, so that everyone couldn't help but look at each other, and they all sweated for Liu La and Mr. Zhang...... (To be continued.) )