Following the host's words, Liu La and Mr. Zhang strode onto the stage. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info during the afternoon rehearsal, the two of them wore their own clothes, but at this time in the evening they had changed into cloth shoes and coats, and the dress of the cross talk actors in the standard theater formed an extremely sharp contrast with the cross talk actors wearing suits and wiping red mouths in the Spring Festival Gala in the early years.

Many of the audience in the audience had never been to the teahouse, and they probably felt quite novel when they saw their dress, so the applause was warmer than the actors in front of them.

After standing in the center of the stage, the two of them bowed in greeting, and then Liu Sa spoke: "Today is a good day, the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve." Looking at the host on the stage, looking at the audience, and then looking at you next to me, I am really happy to see you doing so well. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Well, the days are getting better and happier day by day, and we should be happy." ”

"Alas!" However, hearing Mr. Zhang's words, Liu La sighed: "You go happily, you go happily, I will sit in the corner and silently instruct you." Hey, have you ever heard of the little match girl? ”

"You? Don't spoil girls and matches. Mr. Zhang pouted: "What makes us happy, let's go happily." Listening to the meaning of your words, aren't you very happy? ”

"Alas!" Liu La sighed again: "I'm not very happy, I'm very unlucky." Some friends may know me, but there are also those who don't know, let me introduce myself, my name is Liu La, a primary school student in the cross talk industry since elementary school. I'll tell you the truth in front of you, in fact, I'm not a material, a bunch of children are growing up on stage to perform, people are very good, as soon as they go out to applaud, only to me, as soon as I go on the stage, I stand up, turn around and go out, can't stop it. ”

Mr. Zhang shook his head: "Hey, you were young at that time, and you couldn't learn art at home." ”

Liu La: "Later, the head of the regiment was in a hurry with me, Liu La, don't go on, you stay behind, help move the table and pick up the yard, you are suitable for this." Don't be discouraged kid, come on, you're born to be a table-moving material. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Hey, what's that?" ”

Liu La: "The head of the regiment has said it, so what should I do, let's talk obediently." But don't say it, after I didn't go on stage, an audience came in just three days, why didn't you let Liu La go on stage. ”

"Oh, then you can." Mr. Zhang was surprised.

"What can be!" Liu La shook his head: "Those who came were the owners of several vendors at the entrance of the troupe, and they jointly wrote a proposal to the head of the troupe, if you don't let Liu La go on stage, if he doesn't go on stage, the audience won't go to the toilet, and if the audience doesn't go to the toilet, our melon seeds and popsicles won't be sold, and your behavior has seriously affected our ecological financial circle!" ”

"Hey, what's that?" Mr. Zhang was speechless.

"Phew!" Some of the audience cheered and shouted.

After the audience's laughter subsided, Liu La continued: "Living people can't let urine suffocate to death, this can't be done, then I'll do something else." ”

Mr. Zhang: "What are you doing then?" ”

Liu La: "Later, a friend introduced me to the film and television industry and played a few small roles. ”

"That's good, it's pretty good." Mr. Zhang looked sideways.

"Not bad is good, but there is a small problem." Liu La nodded.

"What's the problem?" Mr. Zhang wondered.

Liu Spicy spread his hands: "I found that this circle is not easy to mix, it's too messy, and there are really few female directors!" I finally ran into a female director, and when I went to knock on the door at night, I found that the investor and the friend who introduced me were lying on the bed in her room! Dare to love them, they came before me. ”

"I said, what kind of crew are you! This crew should stay away as soon as possible! Mr. Zhang was speechless again.

"Haha."

"Phew!"

The audience in the audience are all people in the film and television industry, and when they heard his words, they all immediately showed a knowing smile.

Liu La continued: "TV can't work, then I'll shoot commercials, shoot commercials." ”

"Advertising?"

"Shoot ads. One is 35,000, and the time is still short. And you think, the TV series will take three or five months to shoot, but the real ones are those actors, I have to make money, I have to prove myself. ”

Mr. Zhang: "Then you have to have a way to shoot commercials, do you have one?" ”

Liu La smiled proudly: "Yes, how can there be none, just my friend who is lying on the female director's bed!" On the day I told him, he contacted me for a job, went to Changchun to shoot an advertisement, and the ticket was handed over to me at that time. ”

Mr. Zhang: "That's good. ”

Liu La: "Yes, I will go to Changchun by train after finishing the work, and after meeting the director, the director is very satisfied with me." Makeup artist, quick, put makeup on him, quick! ”

"A female makeup artist came running over, and I told her, my face is a little dark, please smear me whiter. Black? She rolled her eyes, you are still white! As she spoke, she took the black oil paint, and she wiped it all over me, and her little face was black! ”

Mr. Zhang: "Why are you so black?" ”

Liu La: "Not only did it smear it black, but it also changed me into a black cotton jacket and black cotton pants." When the director was done, he pointed to the cage over there, did you see it? The orangutan over there is the female number one who plays opposite you. Let's advertise this eight-treasure porridge, it's very easy, stay for a while and it comes out, you hold it, open a can and pour it in, and then say "It's delicious", and it's over! The four thousand yuan arrived immediately. ”

"Four thousand, that's a lot!" Mr. Zhang was amazed.

Liu La: "It's more profitable than talking about cross talk!" Everything was in place, the orangutan was released, and as the director started, I opened a bottle of eight-treasure porridge to pour it in. As a result, we overlooked one thing, it moved faster than me, and before I could pour it, he snatched it up, put his arm around my shoulder, and drank it to me. ”

Liu La: "Wipe your mouth, I'll look at the director, director, let's do it again." The director is happy, no, you two can fill anyone! ”

"Hey! This is a lot of trouble," Mr. Zhang shook his head.

Liu La: "Later, when the advertisement was broadcast, the audience called and asked, which one is an orangutan and which one is a human?" ”

"Phew!" Another burst of laughter.

Liu La: "With 4,000 yuan, I'll go back to Beijing." That friend came to me again in the evening, spicy, you really want to be popular, I'll give you a way, you have to go to the Spring Festival Gala, you will be popular overnight! ”

"Well, I think he's right! But I don't know anyone. Fortunately, my friend has a wide range of friends, and he knows a lot of people, so he called a director surnamed Zhao for the Spring Festival Gala, and after leaving it down, people said, 4,000 yuan, 4,000 yuan will take me to see this director, I pondered, it happened to be my advertising money, and this director is not expensive......"

Liu La said above, but Zhao Chunlin, Director Zhao's face turned blue......

(To be continued.) )