Later, I found out that they lived near our school and worked in a small workshop that made purses.

How slow is Xiaohua's chronic son?

"You... Do you really like her? Ye Xiaohua sat on my stall and asked while licking the huge stick, "What about Lin Ying?" ”

I looked away from my huge lollipop and squinted at him, this little fat man, well, this kid even speaks half a beat slower than the others.

"On the first night of meeting her, I reported to Lin Ying, who was far away from my hometown." I said, I still remember the scene when I confessed to Lin Ying that night.

I excitedly wrote aboard the Penguin: "I have never seen a girl who has attracted me so much, even if it was only at the first sight, I had voluntarily stepped into her deep trap." ”

"It's a ravine, right?" Lin Ying's joke was so cold that I almost sprayed half-drunk boiling water onto the computer screen. All I could do was blink my eyes wildly and my mind frantically shifting thoughts.

Me: "......" Huh? Damn the university, still my pure Xiao Yingying, still ravine? Why don't you say a line of heaven, heaven and heaven; One center, two cardinal points?

"No, it's an airfield." I am righteous and strict. "By the way, that joker in your dormitory, it's better to stay away, she always teaches you to say such things, I'm worried that I really want to put all my life weight on her, so that she knows what it feels like to be mentally strong!"

"Dear, let's have a good chat on video, I really want to see your pectoral muscles."

Seeing this line, I almost kicked the computer off the bed. Alas Lin Ying, what are you trying to do? Do you want to keep me in this way? I was already fantasizing about the beautiful scenery, and my saliva almost flowed down and I said, "Okay." ”

As soon as I turned on the camera, I was immediately confused, and now the computer was really thrown a meter away from the bed by me: "Damn, you are the fairy on the road, and you dare to occupy Xiaoying's computer?" ”

"I'm the joker you call me! You dare to speak ill of me, I TM welcome you with a word starting with F! "I don't know what the hell is, the woman who yells at the camera with her hair and hair is actually Lin Ying's roommate?

But she also really scolded the beauty, constantly twisting her body in front of the camera, scolding happily.

I just watched quietly and didn't say anything.

“…… You're really a little slut, being scolded, and you can pretend to enjoy it! After she scolded, she said helplessly with her hands on her hips.

At this time, I took the microphone and said: "Ahem, you wear so little, dangling in front of the camera, I like to see it, you continue to be casual with me." ”

Indeed, although this girl has a poisonous tongue, she doesn't look really good. It looks much more fleshy than those who look dry and skinny, and look like they are being dried like chicks. Especially the two 'balls' on the chest, dangling from the excitement, well, all my male compatriots, like all my male compatriots, can't resist the 'ball' sport, especially the live broadcast......

She was stunned for a moment, then covered her chest with her hands and yelled: "Ah! Slut! ”

As soon as she walked away, Lin Ying's good face appeared behind her. I still have a towel in my hand to wipe my hair, I should have just come out of the shower, and I am much more beautiful than before middle school.

"I'm sorry, she's like that, I just came out of the shower." She said with a fragrant expression.

"Don't imagine me taking a shower!" Lin Ying looked at her with both eyes, and she had already seen it straight, and said suddenly.

Damn, is this a temptation for me? Hehe!

……

"Huh? You actually confessed to her? "Ye Xiaohua is not interested in the most luxurious airport, but he is surprised that I dare to confess to Lin Ying.

"Have you seen the "Mermaid" promotional video?"

"You mean Lin Yun?"

"No, it's Zhang Yuqi!"

"That's Hong Kong Lantau Airport! A mountain and a mountain high. ”

Me: "......" Well, I'm speechless.

"What's her name?" Ye Xiaohua continued to lick his huge lollipop.

"Fengxia." I said, "I have determined that this person must be my natural soul seductor, and no one will stop me, I will pursue her." ”

"You say she's working around here?"

"Yes, the little factory that makes leather wallets."

"Why don't you go for a chance encounter and wait for her to get off work?"

"After waiting, she usually gets off work with a few girls, avoiding me, and won't let me have a chance to get close at all."

"Have you ever written a love letter?"

"Written."

"I also sang Jacky Cheung's "Love Letter", and the result was ......"

"Let's write another love letter."

"Xu Zhimo is good."

"Alas, what's quietly I go, just as I came quietly; I waved my sleeves and didn't take a cloud with me. It's clear that it's a mess and an end, and I don't like him very much. I said.

Xiaohua: "......" This is called literature and art, you don't understand.

I said, "I'm a businessman, I'm only interested in all kinds of evil money, why do I know so much?" ”

……

Sure enough, it is love that can turn a villager into a poet, and it is a layman like me who has begun to write love letters for her......

love letter

Encounters around the corner, you make the garden of my inner world bloom in spring. Your eyebrows are picturesque, the occasional sight on the street corner, you are like a beacon, illuminating the return route of me, a prodigal son wandering in the sea;

Life inevitably gets old, but I will always remember the throbbing feeling of my heart on the day I met you and me. On the road of life, I wish you a bright mood and a long future.

Weather Forecast: I miss you a little in the afternoon and turn to a big and violent thing in the evening, and this kind of weather will continue until I see you......

……

In the mobile phone store, you have to leave a phone number, and for people like me, remembering a phone number is not a problem at all. So I sent dozens of text messages to that phone number, but there was no response, and I realized that I should have sent it by mistake. Otherwise, I would have been texting constantly, and I would have inadvertently walked to the place where we first met five years after I met her, and it would not be surprising that I would send messages for five years.

The biggest regret in life is not to see the beginning and guess the result; Instead, I saw the beginning, and there was no result......

Later, I don't feel stupid, because there is no result of things, it always has a beautiful pursuit process.

……

In the end, I'm a girl who has never really been together. But what she gave me was a person who filled the gap in that part of the entrepreneurial process.

But there are some things that I won't do if you don't like to accept them.

Pretending to meet by chance on the street, by the way, she runs faster than a rabbit;

Love poems were added to the gift-giving place, and the roses were put in wilting, but she did not receive them;

Passing by the market by chance, I saw someone selling lucky bracelet chains, and each string had a word on it. I carefully selected 'Fengxia, hello, I like you, my name is Ke Guoquan......

Then it hung on the doorknob of their dorm room.

……

(To be continued...... ）