A confessional drama "Asking for God" about the story.

Recently, I finally knew why Stephen Chow's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" chose the tune "Asking God" to ridicule.

The composition style of "Asking for God" is witty and vivid, and the lyrics are in line with some humorous plots in the movie in the process of Tang Bohu's pursuit of autumn fragrance. A man and a woman sing in duet, in a certain sense, showing the core content of the film: the unattainable love between the male and female protagonists, which adds a lot of appreciability to the film.

Pray

Singing: Tang Bohu, Qiu Xiang

(Don) pray to God, pray to God

Ask relatives and friends for matchmakers

Ask Guanyin to work part-time as the god of love

With Miss you become a lover

Fangxin is immediately allergic (I am very happy to be a lover with Miss)

(Autumn) scholars are really excessive

Speak against my god (the scholar is really excessive, and he offends my god when he speaks)

Laugh steadily, the first stupid (take advantage of your better find someone else.) ）

You talk about becoming a relative and a ghost (laughing to find another stupid person, you said that you actually want to take advantage of me, this pro should be mistaken, it should be lining, old lining: it means fooling people)

Miss (Tang) scolds people enough

The scholar just happened to be not human

The beast suddenly felt lucky

To wait for you to recharge only addiction (note: to hate should be the way, but it should be sudden, Miss scolding is really level, the scholar is so coincidental that he is not a person, the beast suddenly feels lucky, and it is enjoyable to wait for you to scold)

(Autumn) Sansheng is really not lucky

Dedicated to the god of Libai

The ghost hits you

I'm afraid of going to reincarnate and go to the ghost shock (it's really unfortunate for three lives, I made a special trip to worship God, bumped into the ghost and bumped into you, and said to reincarnate the ghost letter)

Why did Miss (Tang) smile and groan

Of course, I met my sweetheart

The heavenly immortals descended to teach the bad guys

It makes my heart flutter (why is the young lady smiling?) The fairy went down to teach people badly, and my heart beat and trembled when I saw it)

(Autumn) is too stupid

You really have a hate (stupid is too good, you can't see it)

(Tang) said that he was willing to marry because he changed his left heart (he said that he was willing to marry, but why did he change his mind)

(Autumn) is clearly a beautiful girl laughing to the point of vow, because you believe it (you also believe it when it is a beautiful girl who laughs?) ）

Obviously pretending to be naïve,

You're really not stupid (you're not stupid, but you're pretending to be naïve)

I'm naïve enough

Being abducted by you is also fate (I am very naïve, and it is also fate that you secretly abducted me)

……

Our business has come more smoothly than expected. Because in 2011, there weren't many people in the second-hand computer business, so we didn't have any competitors, and the business grew bigger and bigger.

But the faster it develops, the more problems it has.

According to my thinking, the development is too fast, and we have struggled with second-hand computers. So I decided to give up assembling this big cake, because it was really from picking up the goods to assembling, the table was too heavy, and it was very audible. We decided to make second-hand laptops and second-hand mobile phones professionally, this small but delicate product, which is not the most profitable product, is easy enough.

The impact of this strategy on our entrepreneurship is geometrically rising, you will never know how diligent a current college student is to change mobile phones, especially second-hand brand machines like Samsung, Apple, and Nokia, which are often in short supply.

Second-hand computers are even more inexpensive, and we have made foreign versions of Apple, Samsung, Dell, and other brand machines, so we quickly opened up the market in nearby universities.

We have gained a lot of young people's brain-dead fans under the banner of the post-90s generation to go online, and some students have even bought a few second-hand notebooks, of course, we can't guess why this behavior is.

"Is it one to watch CCTV and the other to watch AV?"

This is the official speculation of the old horse.

From this school, it has developed into a peripheral university business, and it is quite popular.

Our manpower has also increased from two people to five now.

The business has also grown from second-hand laptops to desktop computers and second-hand mobile phones.

……

In a person's life, there can be countless hours and a half, an hour...... Even a lot of a year or two.

For example, if I hadn't gone to the second-hand computer market alone last time, with my friendship with Lao Luo. Maybe we'll be obsessed with going to that restaurant for lunch at noon that day, rather than trying to assemble a second-hand computer for business; If it weren't for the idea of a flash of inspiration in the second-hand market, I wouldn't have entered this industry because I used to do car repair.

Maybe sometimes an hour, two hours, or even more of a person's time doesn't have much effect in a person's life. But sometimes it only takes a few minutes to completely turn a person's life upside down, and I'm such an unlucky person.

Because I'm a person who acts faster than the mind and is more likely to miss doing the right thing at the right time. And in life, there are always moments that cannot be replaced no matter what; If you miss it, you can't make up for it.

The first time I met her, I happened to be setting up a stall in front of their factory. Selling second-hand computer products for me and Lao Ma, at that time Lao Ma was in charge of technical work, and I was marketing, at that evening, there was basically no business, and everyone else went back to the store we rented to eat, only to watch the stall with one person.

The reason why I still have to set up a stall is because the store I rent with Lao Ma is very remote, and it is also to save start-up capital and try to expand sales channels.

Suddenly, a white figure burst into my eyes and reached my soul; My eyes lit up immediately, completely ignoring the other two girls beside her, and shouting in my heart that beauty! Definitely a beauty! I was sure before I saw the other person's face.

"I don't know if that bastard said that I heard that the IQ of boys in love has increased, why I feel that my IQ has dropped a lot."

Meeting her was a beautiful episode in my life, but I became speechless when I was usually eloquent.

"Little... Sister, take a look at the computer, the price is affordable, the child is not bullied, and the after-sales warranty is guaranteed... "The key is that I still stutter.......

I just felt like my soul had been snatched away, and I no longer had the strength to take my eyes off her. The problem is, isn't this girl too pretty?

She just has Chen Ziting's liveliness, Lin Ying's height, and her skin as clear as jade...... Everything else is new in my eyes. In terms of beauty, she is not much more beautiful than Lin Ying, and a little worse than Yang Yufei; In terms of personality, there is no Chen Ziting's naïve ...... What's wrong with me? Why would I rather give up the world when I see her, just want to be with her?

"Little ...... Miss? Who are you? A girl next to her said with a straight face, though it was because she was upset to see that I was only paying attention to her, and when she was airy.

"I'm sorry, but are you interested in used laptops? I'm a big dealer, and there is a discount for beautiful women. "I was drunk by the girl next to her, and I immediately reverted to merchant mode.

"Cut, second-hand notebooks, things that have been used by others, we are not interested, sisters, let's go." The chick pouted.

Me: "......"

(To be continued...... ）