At the beginning of 2010, there was a master of writing in the school, and he actually wrote a shocking report in Baidu Tieba, whose words were sharp, and his talent was reverberatory, which was a model for my generation, and even alarmed the local police department. Less than the next day, the police had already come to the door and invited the guy into the police station.

"Compare the teacher to the devil who crawls out to torture the students in the abyss of hell, and compares the canteen aunt to the spice worker on the pig farm!" Xu Chunheng held his mobile phone and read to the small screen.

"Wow! Oh my God, this guy is so daring, he has made every member of the school unforgettable! Zhou Xiaojie commented.

"It's a pity that I don't have a mobile phone, otherwise I would have to download it to watch."

"People and gods are angry!"

"Hey, I actually recognize this guy, it's really heartbreaking, and I made friends carelessly." I was amazed at the author's byline.

……

In the third year of high school, the teacher was afraid that the student's body would not be able to withstand too much pressure and collapse, so he organized a movement......

But it's a pity that I didn't have my share, because the matter between me and Chen Ziting unfortunately spread to the principal's office. In front of a desk in the vice-colonel's office, he looked at me carefully, and his eyes were very soft, but this look made me creepy.

"You are actually in early love, how much do you know about love? Do you know what ** is? Mao has not grown up and scholars are in love. "The deputy is a middle-aged woman, with a slightly fat figure, wearing a pair of black-rimmed patterned glasses, and her skin is almost abnormally white, and it is obvious that some pampering is too good.

"How do you know if you haven't seen it, have I grown all my hair?" I'm slandered.

……

A series of fragmented thoughts gave me a splitting headache.

"Now you understand?"

"Understand what?"

"You don't know love at this age!" She picked up a pen on the table and pointed to my nose.

"I see! Love is used to talk about too hypocritical, love is used to be the most practical. With that, I rushed out of her office.

Well, she choked on me, she thought I was an accident person, but I didn't expect that I was also a person with a story.

"Bastard, you're... Is this an insult to Sven? "I could vaguely hear the vice-principal yelling behind me.

But I can't care so much, my eyes have been blinded by a layer of fog, but I don't want anyone to see me crying, anyone!

This is what I heard from a class of teachers when I rushed out of the teaching room.

"Damn, how can this teacher look like this?"

"Is this asking the entire male teachers in the school to abandon their wives and children?"

"It's too glamorous!"

"Horror."

"Creation makes people, obviously dressed very ordinary, but how can there be such a beautiful human being?"

……

I was so depressed that I didn't chase it out and scold. But then I found out that it was because of a stunning beauty in our school to teach, and the vice principal wanted to invite her to join me, and at the same time, because I was in the third grade, the last year of my middle school career, she didn't bother to care too much.

As for the grateful new teacher, I heard a lot about her fame, and I was grateful that her sudden appearance saved my studies without realizing it. But although I have never seen her and only heard of her, her charm is a big killing, from the principal to the student union officials.

During this time, I was not very sad, but from time to time someone reminded me of my past, so I often ran around to avoid the crowd. It just so happened that a classmate participated in the Mengniu Yogurt Singing Contest, and I also followed, occasionally going to room K and singing loudly.

During this period of time, although there was a big beauty at the table next to me, I was not in the mood. On the contrary, Zhi often comforts me, and we have a lot more opportunities to speak, but those words are all from the south to the north, like music played by novices who have not learned music well, sometimes not in tune, sometimes unreliable.

"Actually, do you have an answer to the topic you discussed with your teacher?" Midsummer, the first semester of the third year of middle school, the last day, Lin Yazhi asked very abruptly.

"That topic?" I'm a little confused, we have a lot of topics, it's very complicated, I really don't know which problem is.

"Do you know, what is **?" She said expectantly.

Depend on! Discuss with female classmates what is **, and get excited when I hear this topic. I resisted the urge to take off my pants and began to search for dry intestines, and I had to come up with a righteous and awe-inspiring theory, otherwise it would be superficial.

"This topic is quite heavy, why don't you change the topic to a lighter one?" I asked a little pleadingly, this is not what I am good at.

"I like it, I like this topic, you can play freely on this topic." She pouted.

Well, a girl's biggest ability is nothing more than this, a big thing, not up to her three words 'I like'! It's so unreasonable, but I can't refuse it.

I remember that there were a lot of things to say at that time, but none of them were to the point.

By the time I was able to solve this problem, it would have been many years later.

……

"The ** without love is called copulation, and it is also ****, not **;

Here's a little story about how I went to find a summer job when I graduated from junior high school. It was a company with a little sister at the front desk. At that time, because the company only had a few little girls, but there were many boys, so when people would often tease her with some pornographic jokes, she always wanted to refute, which was the background.

One day, the colleague was looking at the beautiful woman again.

The little sister couldn't see it and pouted: "Are you men so?" ”

"Well, of course men have to be, otherwise the world can't turn."

"Is there so strict?" Xiaomei expressed disbelief.

The colleague's eyes rolled, and he asked rhetorically: "Hehe, how many brothers and sisters do you have?" ”

"Three." The girl is a part-time college worker, very simple, and shouldn't be very good at lying.

"Haha!"

"What are you laughing at?" The girl said simply.

"Then your parents are also very, otherwise you have so many siblings."

Little sister "......"

I saw Xiaomei frowning unwillingly but unable to refute, obviously she has been completely invaded into her mind by this kind of 'lustful' thinking, and already thinks that 'lustful' is a part of what normal adults should have.

In fact, I would like to say that if a person's life is to be complete, in fact, marriage and childbirth are one of the extremely important stages.

Human beings, highly intelligent creatures, from life, to adulthood, is a stage, this stage we grow up under the care of our parents, and gradually become adults in the company of classmates and friends, which is the first stage of life;

The second stage is naturally the stage of contact with society, this stage, the beginning of contact with all kinds of knowledge that is not in schools and textbooks in society, holding hands with that intimate partner, the spark of life is so gorgeous and wonderful, all in this stage;

In the third stage, love finally has a belonging, at this time we embark on the road of becoming parents, from a small life to participate in the growth of a small life, to undertake the responsibility of nurturing the next generation of small lives, is a mature embodiment, life is only in the process of reincarnation will understand, such a beautiful process is life!

In the fourth stage, we watch our next generation grow up, and at the same time watch our parents' lives come to an end, such the most difficult process in life is the period of balancing the sunrise and sunset of the two lives. The one who dies is also the destiny of heaven, and as the saying goes, the year of the destiny of heaven.

Approaching the ancient rarity, there is only the interest of pretending to be a monkey to tease their grandchildren, this is the most verbose period of people, people have gone through too many detours in their lives, and they don't want their descendants to step into that detour;

Finally, the last spark of human life, is in the twilight of life. There is no age that can't be let go, he is no longer verbose in the ancient period, young people making mistakes have become a normal thing in their eyes, that young man is young and does not make mistakes? Or if the needle doesn't pierce the flesh, who will have such a painful experience? The old man in his twilight years has been relieved, not as persistent as in the old days, but more in good memories.

……

The lust that the colleague said is just the second stage of life, every child is the crystallization of love; Undertaking the responsibility of a small life is a witness of a couple's true love for themselves, a vision of the future of two people, a man's commitment to his wife, and a woman's 'willingness to be for you' to her husband. Is it that easy? ”

I spoke eloquently and eloquently.

"Speak human words."

I calmly picked up the water bottle, took a sip of water, and calmly continued: "The so-called one bird in the hand is better than a hundred birds in the forest; The child is the last straw that a woman uses to crush the bird of a man. ”

Lin Ying: "......" digresses so strictly......

In fact, at that time, I knew what love was, and my level was limited to, and I dried an apple that Chen Ziting gave me, just like our feelings, air-dried, collected, OVER!

(To be continued...... ）