Chapter 0374 - Wuzhong can't open his mouth
"Wuzhong invited me to the teacher's cafeteria?" Luo Yuhan repeated. "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com
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"Really, Yu Qianqian, a part-time worker in the teacher's cafeteria, told me," Chen Yuhan said seriously, "Yu Qianqian said that Principal Wu originally asked her to call you, but when she ran into me halfway, she asked me to do it for me." ”
Sha Ruxue clapped her hands and said excitedly: "I'm so great, I guessed it, Principal Wu is going to invite Luo Yuhan to dinner, Luo Yuhan, you have such a big face, if it's convenient, bring a few of us over to feast on it." ”
Xia Yiqing had a gloomy face, snorted, and retorted: "Girlfriend, Luo Yuhan just praised you for being smart and sarcastically mocked you, give you a mallet, you really take it seriously, give you snot to eat, and you don't know how to stick it, a principal in a dignified manner, a student, the world is a strange news, the earth is turned upside down, who believes it." ”
Huang Jing stepped to the side of the wheelchair, said that he was standing on the same front with Sha Ruxue, and said: "Sha Ruxue is right, Wuzhong must be afraid that Luo Yuhan will make trouble, so it is a reward and a meal, Luo Yuhan, hurry up, you give the principal face, and the principal will also give you face." ”
Luo Yuhan stood up and said, "Regardless of his face noodles, I know that the food in the teacher's cafeteria is delicious, since the surname Wu invited me, I will be full first." ”
On the second floor of the teacher's cafeteria, Luo Yuhan pushed the door in.
A strong aroma of food hit his nose, Luo Yuhan glanced at the table, and saw that the four dishes had been arranged. Boiled fish, sweet and sour pork ribs, farewell concubine, braised pork. A stream of mucus poured out of the roar and filled his mouth directly. Luo Yuhan swallowed a mouthful of liquid and almost died of hunger.
"Yuhan is here, don't invite me to sit yet." Wuzhong stood up and said with a smile.
Luo Yuhan sat down, didn't wait for Wuzhong to be polite again, grabbed a pair of chopsticks, grabbed a piece of braised pork and stuffed it directly into his mouth, chewed it twice and swallowed it into his stomach, and then clamped another piece.
"How does it taste?" Wuzhong asked, stretching his neck.
"The principal invited it, it must be delicious, even if it is not delicious, I can't say it, otherwise you should say that I don't know what to do."
"Hahahaha-, I like polite students." Wuzhong praised.
"I, hehe, prefer braised pork." Luo Yuhan responded.
Wuzhong's face was embarrassed, and he didn't know what to say, Luo Yuhan added: "Of course, I like you too... Boiled fish and Farewell My Concubine. ”
Invited Luo Yuhan to eat, Luo Yuhan didn't express his gratitude at first, Wuzhong was a little unhappy in his heart, and then heard Luo Yuhan say "I like it too", thinking that Luo Yuhan wanted to say that he also liked him, but I didn't expect Luo Yuhan to gasp for breath, and finally said that it was boiled fish, and I couldn't help but feel cold, thinking, this kid is really not easy to mess with.
In the blink of an eye, a plate of braised pork had been filled into Luo Yuhan's belly, and he stretched out his chopsticks to the overlord Farewell Concubine in the casserole. The chopsticks lifted off the shell of Wang Ba, and the whole Wang Ba was picked up by Luo Yuhan, and with the movement of the chopsticks, the soft white flesh of Wang Ba moved under Luo Yuhan's chin. The soup ticked, Luo Yuhan caught the soup with his left hand, stretched his neck and bit a piece, held it in his mouth, didn't even chew it, swallowed it directly into his stomach, and swallowed the whole date.
There is a blink of an eye in the black, and a king is gone.
The dish of Farewell My Concubine was specially ordered by Wuzhong to be made in the kitchen, and before he could taste it, Wang Ba had already been eliminated by Luo Yuhan. If it goes on like this, I am afraid that the chicken will soon become the thing in Luo Yuhan's belly, and Wuzhong will not dare to be reserved anymore, stretching his chopsticks to the casserole, trying to pull down a muscle, but no matter how hard the chicken is, he will not cooperate. Uzhong withdrew his chopsticks.
"Principal Wu, eat chicken, why don't you move your chopsticks, you don't like to eat **, oh, look, why am I so stupid, you are specially prepared for me with this dish, thank you so much, then you are welcome, if I am polite, you should criticize me for not giving you face."
Wu Zhong laughed dryly, and before he could speak, he saw that Luo Yuhan's chopsticks had been pierced into the chicken's buttocks. The chopsticks withdrew from the casserole, and the whole black chicken had already followed the chopsticks and placed them on the plate in front of Luo Yuhan. Luo Yuhan put down his chopsticks and directly tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Luo Yuhan, you have such an appetite." Wuzhong salivated.
A mouth, a hala flowed out of the mouth and dripped directly on the dining table.
"Principal Wu, you are rewarding me and inviting me to dinner, I am very depressed, I am a person, as long as I am depressed, I will definitely have a great appetite." Luo Yuhan said nonsense.
Seeing that there was only one shelf left of the black chicken, it was soon the turn of sweet and sour pork ribs, and if it continued like this, the four dishes would soon be swept away by Luo Yuhan. Wuzhong didn't dare to hesitate any longer, sandwiched a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and stuffed it into his mouth, and explained while eating: "Luo Yuhanha, depressed appetite, it's the first time I've heard of it, but let's not discuss this issue first, I just rewarded you today, which shows that I am a principal full of a sense of justice, and it is still a trivial matter to reward you on behalf of the school, and there are bigger rewards waiting for you, you have eaten today, write a detailed report on how you rescued Tong Xiaoyao yesterday, I want to hand your report to it, Make you a celebrity. ”
"Yes, yes, I like it." Luo Yuhan put aside the chicken rack that he had finished gnawing and nodded.
"It's good to know." Wuzhong said with a smile.
"I said that this overlord farewell concubine tastes good." Luo Yuhan added again.
Wu Zhong's face was embarrassed again, but he still forced out a smile and said, "If it tastes good, eat more, come, it's time to eat boiled fish." ”
Luo Yuhan shook his head, stretched out his chopsticks to the sweet and sour pork ribs, ate a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, and said, "I'll eat the boiled fish later, let's eat the pork ribs first." ”
Wuzhong followed Luo Yuhan to clip a piece of pork ribs, and said while eating: "I rewarded you because you did an earth-shattering deed, and as for inviting you to dinner, it was purely out of my personal preference." ”
"Huh? Headmaster, it seems that you like me very much, have I dealt with you? Luo Yuhan asked suddenly.
"No, huh."
"Why do you like me if you don't?"
Wuzhong wanted to tell Luo Yuhan euphemistically that he liked Luo Yuhan, which was a polite remark, but he didn't expect Luo Yuhan to be more serious, Wuzhong was speechless for a while, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Although you and I have never dealt with each other, I have heard too many of your legendary stories." ”
"For example." Luo Yuhan rolled his eyes and asked.
Wuzhong smiled and said: "I won't mention the things that have no eyebrows and no eyes, only say the important ones, for example, the park rescues the rich man Qianjinsha like snow, the medical skills are clever and make a lot of money, buy a villa, and the police chief Wang Hanzhi is a year-old friendship, etc., etc., etc., there are too many, by the way, you respond to every call on the playground, and the appeal is extraordinary, even I, the principal, am ashamed of myself." ”
"So," Luo Yuhan blinked his eyes and asked, "Principal Wu wants to win me over, right?" ”
"Where, where, this is admiration."
"Oh, so the headmaster can admire a student." Luo Yuhan said with a little sarcasm.
In the blink of an eye, a plate of sweet and sour pork ribs was also eaten up by Luo Yuhan. The chopsticks reach for the boiled fish again.
"Luo Yuhan, eating fish is no better than eating others, there are more thorns, beware of piercing your mouth." Wuzhong reminded.
"Thank you for the principal's care, I am grateful, but you probably don't know yet, I am the best at eating fish, and I won't explain the details, just speak with facts, and the performance will begin."
Luo Yuhan was so polite on his lips, but he was thinking in his heart, I will let you see my ability to eat fish today. The fish pieces entered from the mouth, the tongue and teeth cooperated, and the fish meat and fish bones were quickly separated, the fish meat rolled into the stomach, and the shark fin spit out from the corner of the mouth, Luo Yuhan's mouth simply became a stripping machine for fish meat and shark fins. I couldn't help but secretly admire: This is really a veritable wonder!
Luo Yu's cold wind swept the clouds, and the speed of eating was like the autumn equinox sweeping the leaves, and the four plates of meat dishes were quickly swept away by him. And from beginning to end, Wuzhong only ate a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs and a piece of boiled fish. Seeing Luo Yu's unfinished coldness, Wu Zhong asked politely, "Have you eaten well?" If he didn't eat well, I told him not to make any more. ”
Luo Yuhan took a breath, patted his belly, and said: "I won't tell you, I have a large amount of food, one meal can be eaten for five people, I have eaten so much, I am not half full, half full is half full, from a medical point of view, it is not good for the body to eat full, I rushed to eat, it is not rude, I just don't want you to eat too much, which affects your health." ”
Luo Yuhan finally found a perfect excuse for himself.
"Thank you for your concern, you reminded me when you said this," Wu Zhong looked at Luo Yuhan and said with a smile, "In the past two years, although I can eat and drink, I am always listless, I think it is kidney deficiency, so I have been taking Liuwei Dihuang Pill, but after eating it for a long time, not only did it not work, but my body became worse and worse." ”
"Specifically?" Luo Yuhan asked seriously.
Luo Yuhan may be very unreliable when he does other things, and he never dares to be sloppy when treating people.
Wuzhong stood up, sat down next to Luo Yuhan, blushed and whispered: "Panic and shortness of breath, fatigue all over, especially when I get up in the morning, my waist and eyes are sore, except for summer, the other three are afraid of cold in all seasons, and your sister scolded me for this......"
"Hehe, why are you afraid of being cold, why is your wife scolding you? She has to care about you, and she won't be done with more clothes. Luo Yuhan understood what Wu Zhong was talking about, but asked deliberately.
Wuzhong stood up and walked to the door, opened the door and looked out, after making sure that there was no one outside the door, he closed the door and returned, sat directly next to Luo Yuhan, and said with a red face: "Luo Yuhan, there are no outsiders here, I won't hide it from you, my wife scolded me because, hey, I was embarrassed when I mentioned this, and I couldn't even open my mouth." ”
"Since you're embarrassed to say it, then don't say it," Luo Yuhan stood up, wiped his mouth, and said, "Knowing the person** This is unknown, don't be embarrassed, I've eaten and drunk enough, it's time to go out for a walk, when do you want to say it, tell me again, I'll be waiting for you at any time." ”
Seeing that Luo Yuhan was leaving, Wuzhong hurriedly pulled Luo Yuhan to sit down, and said embarrassedly: "This kind of thing, I really can't open my mouth to say it, or I will write it to you, you can read it directly." ”