Wuzhong took out a pen from his pocket, dragged a napkin, and wrote two lines of words with a brush, Luo Yuhan only glanced at it, and before he could see what was written on it, Wuzhong suddenly crumpled the paper into a ball, and said embarrassedly: "You can't write, you're embarrassed to write, you have a smart brain, you understand what I want to say." Novel щww.suimeng.lā↖,"

Of course, Luo Yuhan knew what disease Wuzhong had, and he knew what he wanted to say, it was just that little bit of between men and women. But Luo Yuhan thought that this was a good opportunity to play tricks on Wuzhong, spread his hands with a straight face, and said: "Principal Wu, you wrote and tore up, you talked and spitted out, and you stopped talking, and I am not a roundworm in your stomach, where can I guess your thoughts, besides, have you ever seen a doctor guess the patient's mind when he sees a patient?" ”

"Yes, yes, but I really don't know how to speak, it's really too hard to speak."

"Principal Wu is the emperor, Chrysostom." Luo Yuhan said excitedly.

Wuzhong looked at Luo Yuhan's leftover chicken rack, and suddenly had an idea, pointed to the gap between the legs of the chicken rack, and whispered: "It's about the thing between the legs, no:"The more you talk about it, the more confused I become, I still don't understand, Principal Wu, it's just the two of us here, I'm a doctor, you're a patient, what do you have to say, don't shy away from it, what's going on." ”

As a last resort, he could only put his mouth close to Luo Yuhan's ear and muttered a few words. After Luo Yuhan heard this, he suddenly burst into laughter.

"I knew you'd laugh at me, and that's why I didn't want to say it." Uzhong said like a child.

"Where, you are the principal, and you reward me and invite me to dinner, I laugh at you, isn't it uncomfortable to find it, and I will have to mix under you in the future, how dare I, stretch out my left hand, I will take the pulse, and then give you a prescription."

Wuzhong put his hand on the table, and Luo Yuhan reached out to Wuzhong to check the pulse.

"The pulse is thin and weak, the age of forty years old, the heart of ninety years old, the kidneys do not produce sperm, naturally they can't hide sperm, wow, look at what you tortured your body into, if I didn't personally check your pulse, I couldn't believe it." Luo Yuhan took the pulse and said something in his mouth.

After putting his left hand on his right hand, he finished his right hand, and asked with a stern expression: "Principal Wu, what medicine have you taken before?" ”

"Liuwei Dihuang Pill, Ginseng Spleen Strengthening Pill, Jinkui Kidney Qi Pill, and ...... I have taken a lot of medicines, but most of them have no effect, and some even have the opposite effect, and the more I take them, the more weak they become. Wuzhong replied truthfully.

Luo Yuhan frowned tightly and said: "The latter medicines are mainly for strengthening the spleen and stomach, and normal people can also take some, but you took the wrong medicine, Liuwei Dihuang Pill mainly treats yin deficiency, and you are afraid of cold and cold, backache and leg pain, it is obviously a decay of yang qi, a typical symptom of yang deficiency, so the more you take this medicine, the more weak it becomes, from the pulse point of view, you should have also taken medicine to tonify the kidney, I guess it is Western medicine, there are no outsiders here, you tell me honestly, have you taken it, what kind of medicine did you take." ”

Wuzhong's face was slightly red, revealing an embarrassed look, and he said after a long time: "I have also eaten Brother Wei." ”

"Willy? I've only heard of Viagra, but I've never heard of Viagra, what kind of drug is it, where did you buy it, it won't be a regular channel. Luo Yuhan asked.

Wuzhong approached Luo Yuhan again, and said mysteriously: "Brother Wei is Brother Wei's brother, because it is a new product, it is called Brother Wei, it was brought by my friend from abroad, it is expensive and expensive, it really worked at first, it worked wonderfully, but I don't know what's wrong, and then it doesn't work when I eat it." ”

"Hahaha——, Principal Wu, it seems that I guessed correctly, because you indulged yourself too much, so your body was hollowed out, fortunately you touched me, otherwise in the long run, your life will definitely not be guaranteed, you are still young, and you have just become the principal, if you die, it would be a pity." Luo Yuhan pretended to say deeply.

"What is the cure for the miracle doctor?" Wuzhong asked.

"Yes, treating your disease is a piece of cake for me, as long as I follow the prescription I prescribed for you, I will ensure that you are in good health."

"Then ask the doctor to prescribe it." Wuzhong can't wait to say.

"Of course the prescription is to be prescribed."

Wu Zhong picked up the pen and handed it to Luo Yuhan. Luo Yuhan didn't stretch out his hand to take it, and said: "My recipe is very simple, fifty grams of astragalus, fifty grams of codonopsis, mixed together and stewed with japonica rice, once a day, it won't take long, you will definitely feel refreshed." ”

"How long does it take to take effect?" Wuzhong asked.

"A year, at least a year, and during the course of the year, you have to share a bed with your wife, and you can't have fun outside, you know what I mean." Luo Yuhan said lightly.

"My mother, a year, that's too long, your sister will beat me to death."

"Of course, it would be better if I could eat wild ginseng."

Wuzhong frowned and asked, "Wild ginseng?" That's a rarity, and I can get wild ginseng from there. ”

Luo Yuhan smiled honestly and said: "Wild ginseng is difficult for others, it is just a dish for me, who called me a miracle doctor, but it is a little expensive." ”

"As long as it can cure diseases, I am not afraid of how expensive it is, and besides, no matter how expensive it is, it is not as expensive as gold."

Luo Yuhan glanced at Wuzhong and said: "Interlaced lines are like mountains, that thing is much more expensive than gold, generally speaking, it is difficult to buy three grams of wild ginseng without thirty or fifty thousand yuan." ”

"So expensive?" Wuzhong asked in surprise.

Luo Yuhan laughed and said, "I think you should eat Codonopsis Astragalus, that thing is cheap, but it will take a long time, thank you for inviting me to dinner, I should go to class." ”

Luo Yuhan was just about to stand up, but Wu Zhong held down his shoulder and said, "Just eat wild ginseng, get one to try first, if the effect is good, I will insist on eating it." ”

"Okay, but-" Luo Yuhan wanted to speak and stopped, deliberately buying a pass.

"But what?"

"I still have to buy wild ginseng from others, I can't go to meet people empty-handed, if Principal Wu can prepare some money, it would be the best."

Wuzhong frowned, took out two thousand yuan from his pocket and handed it to Luo Yuhan, saying, "I don't have so much money on me, you take this money first, and when you get the things, I promise that you will get a lot of money, okay?" ”

Luo Yuhan smiled honestly and said, "Since the principal has spoken, how dare I not agree." ”

After Luo Yuhan left, Wuzhong called Zhang Qingfeng, called Zhang Qingfeng to the principal's office, and after saying something that didn't hurt or itch, he offered to borrow 50,000 yuan from Zhang Qingfeng first. 50,000 yuan is not a small amount of money, it is more than Zhang Qingfeng's salary for a year, Zhang Qingfeng hesitated for a long time, and did not immediately reply to Wuzhong. Seeing this, Wu Zhong asked unhappily: "Qingfengha, how did you become the director of the student department, you know better than me in your heart, you probably know the treatment of this middle-level cadre, it shouldn't be a problem to get an extra 8,000 a year, besides, I am borrowing money from you, not asking you for money, you are afraid that your money will be beaten by meat buns and dogs, and you will not look back." ”

"No, no, Principal Wu, you misunderstood," Zhang Qingfeng waved his hand again and again and said in denial, "I didn't mean that, I just wanted to discuss something with me, I plan to open a sporting goods chain store at the school gate, if the school has thousands of people, ......"

Wuzhong didn't wait for Zhang Qingfeng to finish speaking, waved his hand to interrupt Zhang Qingfeng, and said with a smile: "Qingfeng Ha It seems that you are very business-minded, no need to go further, I understand, I promise, in addition to the school's sports goods to buy in your store, the school uniforms are also specially supplied by you, now you should be satisfied." ”

"Satisfied, absolutely satisfied, Principal Wu, you are really my God of Wealth, I don't dig wells, I won't eat alone with the income of the chain store, you and I are half, you give me the online banking account, I will give money, the principal borrows money is my honor, I am too late to be happy."

The last class in the afternoon was a Chinese class, and the class bell had been ringing for three or four minutes, and Zhang Yaqin had not yet appeared in the classroom. There was a commotion in the classroom, and after He Yadong came forward to maintain order, he called Chen Yuhan, the representative of the Chinese class, to call Teacher Zhang Yaqin to come to class.

Huang Jing looked at Luo Yuhan and whispered, "Since Teacher Zhang taught us Chinese, she has never eaten it, what's wrong today." ”

Heipi sneered and said, "This doesn't need to be asked, I'm not happy to be removed from the head teacher." ”

Tong Xiaoyao and Heipi are in a group, and they also coaxed: "That's it, Principal Wu was removed from his post as soon as he took office, how uncomfortable it should be, maybe he is crying in the office now." ”

Xia Yiqing saw Tong Xiaoyao gloating, and shouted at Tong Xiaoyao: "Even if Teacher Zhang cries his nose, he will never jump off the building, everyone is right." ”

This is obviously a slap in the face of Tong Xiaoyao, Tong Xiaoyao wanted to refute two sentences, but he opened his mouth and said nothing.

Chen Yuhan came back, but Zhang Yaqin did not follow. He Yadong asked why Teacher Zhang didn't come, but Chen Yuhan was silent. He Yadong was anxious, and then asked a few questions, Chen Yuhan said impatiently: "Teacher Zhang is sick, and I can't take this Chinese class." ”

"I was fine at noon, but why did I suddenly get sick in the afternoon." Blackskin yelled.

"I must have been removed from the head teacher, unhappy and angry." Tong Xiaoyao said shamelessly.

Zhang Qingfeng suddenly appeared in the classroom and asked He Yadong what was going on, and He Yadong told the truth. Zhang Qingfeng turned around and left, heading straight for the principal's office. He wanted to report the matter to President Wu in person.