"Tell me, he, what other vices does he have?" The woman asked.

"Hey, it's too much. His favorite thing is to pick his feet, and then, after picking his feet, he doesn't wash his hands, and eats them. ”

When the woman heard this, she looked disgusted.

However, she said in her heart: You little Huihui, you didn't lie like this, did you? It's true that I Murong Hong picked my feet, but after I finished picking them, I still washed my hands, okay?

It seems that if this man wants to fight his rival, he really uses any trick!

"Also, he likes to hold a toothpick, just like a little rascal. Tell me, are you going to have a cigarette in your mouth? How chic is that? But he didn't, but he preferred to hold a toothpick, and said that it was environmentally friendly and non-toxic. What do you think, what does that toothpick look like when it's in your mouth? The more Brother Hui spoke, the more excited he became, the more excited he became, "Oh, his guy's appearance, it's even more terrifying." ”

"Is he ugly?"

"No, he's just like a pseudo-girl. The skin was frighteningly white, and the face was as smooth as if it had been oiled. Tell me, why does a good man look like a woman? I don't know, I thought he was a pseudo-mother dressed as a man. Oh, I'm still seriously suspicious, he may be that the thing below is not well developed, and he is probably still at the level of a child. Otherwise, how would he look like that? ”

"What? My thing isn't growing well? Suddenly, the woman stood up and slapped the table.

"Huh?" Brother Hui was taken aback.

"You, you go on." The woman probably felt that her actions had gone too far, and sat down again.

"Say, I'm done."

"Are you really done?"

"That's it." Brother Hui suddenly had a strange feeling.

Strange, why does this beauty keep asking herself about Murong Hong? Could it be that she really wants to find this kid to be her husband?

"Okay, you're done, I'll say." The woman lifted Erlang's legs and shook her head.

Brother Hui stopped talking, and the passion just now disappeared.

Strange, why is this woman's actions so similar to Murong Hong's kid?

"That friend of yours, doesn't he like stilted legs very much?"

"Ah, yes."

"That friend of yours, doesn't he like to shake his head like this, and then his neck will rattle?" The woman shook her head, and rattled as well.

"That's right, he said that he has cervical spondylosis, and he often looks down at the computer to make trouble, and when his neck shakes, it will rattle." Brother Hui was stunned, "You, how did you know?" ”

"That friend of yours, is it called Murong Hong?"

"Huh? You, how do you know? Brother Hui was stunned.

"Hmph, of course I do." The woman's brows tightened, but her beautiful and gentle eyes became sharp, "Because, you actually said bad things about me in front of me!" Brother Hui, it turns out that you are a two-faced villain, count me Murong Hong away! ”

"Huh? Murong Hong? You, are you Murong Hong? ”

Brother Hui didn't understand what was going on, but he only heard a few swishing sounds, and a stack of paper towels, crumpled tissues, was stuffed into his mouth.

At this moment, he was speechless, and could only stare wide-eyed at the beautiful woman opposite.

Unexpectedly, this beauty took off the high heels on her feet, stretched out her hand, and rubbed a few handfuls on her toes.

"Huh?" Seeing this beauty's movements, Brother Hui only felt a wave of nausea in his stomach.

However, after the beauty finished picking her feet, she actually stretched out her finger and wiped it on the corner of Brother Hui's mouth.

"Doesn't it smell good? Women's toes, have you smelled them? ”

In fact, the toes of this beauty really don't have any peculiar smell, but still exude a fragrance of Chinese medicinal materials. However, when he thought of this beautiful woman's action of picking her toes, Brother Hui still couldn't help it, and with a mouthful, he spit out what he had eaten into his stomach with the tissue.

"Wow, aren't you happy? It's not easy to do, otherwise, it's better to find a doctor to show you, so as not to move your fetal gas. Murong Hong said.

"I'm a man, not a woman!" Brother Hui was annoyed, "You, what the hell are you doing?" Are you kidding me? ”

"You're a man, and I'm a man too!" The woman snorted coldly, then pressed Brother Hui's shoulder and pressed it back.

Brother Hui wanted to get up, but he felt that the other party seemed to have a thousand strengths, so he pressed his shoulders to the back.

"Don't you want beautiful women to serve you? Well, I'll serve you now! The beautiful woman gritted her silver teeth, and her hands were strengthened.

Brother Hui's shoulder was as if he had been bitten by something, and he grinned in pain.

"No, don't, let me go, let me go! I, I beg for mercy, I beg for mercy! ”

Where is this a beauty, this is simply a sadist! No wonder people say "Beauty and the Beast", dare to love this beauty to be ruthless, it is more ferocious than the beast!

The woman let go of her hand and crossed her arms over her chest, "Brother Hui, for the sake of our brothers, I will spare you for the time being." If you say bad things about me behind my back next time, I will never spare you! ”

"Brothers? You, who are you? Brother Hui looked at the woman in front of him in surprise.

The woman didn't answer, but his trademark smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

This smile, like the crescent moon, is so beautiful, but at the same time it is so treacherous. It seems that she can see through your mind, and in front of her, no one can try to deceive her eyes with a sense of insight.

"You, are you really Murong Hong?" Brother Hui finally understood, "Last night, was it you who called me?" ”

Yes, I remembered, wasn't the voice on the other end of the phone yesterday from this woman?

"That's right." Murong Hong nodded, and told everything that had happened during this time.

"Huh? No way? Brother Hui was stunned when he heard this, "This, so amazing?" You, you're saying you swapped bodies with a man, and then the soul floated out again, and ended up falling on the corpse of a woman. ”

Murong Hong nodded.

"What's the joke? Soul swapping? Still borrowing corpses to resurrect their souls? Nima's, you, you can do it once, but you even paid it back, and changed your body twice? You, you think this body is a car, can you get off if you go up? ”

"You don't believe it? Brother Hui, have you forgotten one of your famous sayings? What happened to me is exactly what you said. The more I pondered, hey, this is the sentence, the more in line with what I am experiencing now. Murong Hong crossed his arms, crossed Erlang's legs, and said.

"One of my famous quotes? Which one? ”

"You say: Women are like cars, they have to constantly get on and off the car, change them, and know which car is the best." The corners of Murong Hong's mouth curled and said.

"Ah, yes, that's it. Mother, brother, I'm just going to talk to you about this. Brother Hui stretched out his hand and slapped Murong Hong's shoulder fiercely, "Damn, you are really my Murong brother!" Now, I can believe it! ”

"Wow, it hurts me!" Murong Hong gritted his teeth in pain, "Please, you can't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?" ”

Brother Hui glanced at Murong Hong and laughed, "Oh, I'm so excited that I forgot that you are a girl now." Wow, brother, you're good, you've become such a beautiful woman, brother, I'm envious, jealous and hateful! ”

"Envy, jealousy, hatred?" Murong Hong's eyes rolled, "You also want to be a woman?" Okay, let's swap bodies. ”

"Don't, don't!" Brother Hui waved his hand, "Brother, this is joking with you." Brother, when you come to me, you are suing me about this matter. ”

"Che, do you think I'm just here to sue you about this?" Murong Hong glanced at Brother Hui, "I sue you, a big pervert, don't you want to take advantage of me even more?" ”

"Hehe, that's true." Brother Hui touched the back of his head and looked Murong Hong up and down, "Don't say it, if you don't say that you are Murong Hong, brother, I will definitely miss you." ”

"Are you looking for a fight?" Murong Hong's eyes widened.

"Don't dare, don't dare!" Brother Hui stuck out his tongue and said in his heart: Good guy, this Murong Hong has now become a dominatrix, who dares to fall on you?

"Okay, no further ado, Brother Hui, I came to you to borrow some money from you." Murong Hong spread his hands.

"Borrowing money? How much do you borrow? ”

"It's not much, just lend me a million."

"A million?" Brother Hui was stunned, "So much?" ”

"Will it be too much? Who said at the beginning, 'As long as you are in need, brother, don't say that you are borrowing money, even if you go up the sword mountain and down the sea of fire, you will also let it out'? Murong Hong said.

"But, I don't have that much money right now." Brother Hui frowned, "You also know that my current money is in the hands of my mother-in-law." He's very strict with me now, and I don't have any private money. ”

"Fart!" Murong Hong snorted coldly, "Do you still have two lovers, you can afford to raise them, will you have no money?" ”

"This, I really don't have any money." Brother Hui said, "Otherwise, I'll lend you 10,000, okay?" ”

"No, so be it, I'll give you a discount, 500,000!"

"Not half a million!"

"That's 300,000!"

"Not 300,000!"

"What the hell are you, you don't even have 300,000?" Murong Hong was annoyed, "Be careful that I smoke you!" ”

At this moment, Murong Hong's hand, which had already been raised, suddenly fell again.

Brother Hui was about to dodge Murong Hong's slap, but when he suddenly stopped, he was also stunned for a moment.

"What's wrong? Brothers. ”

"That woman, why does she look like your wife?" Murong Hong stood up, but his eyes were facing the window.

Brother Hui also followed his gaze and looked over.

"She, she's not like my wife, she, she's my wife!" As soon as he saw the woman looking over the window, Brother Hui's teeth chattered.

"Huh? Is it really your wife? Murong Hong's eyes rolled quickly, and he suddenly came to his senses.

Suddenly, he raised his hand and shouted outside, "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, come and see!" ”

The woman, that is, Brother Hui's wife, was shopping, and she happened to look over this way, but she saw a beautiful woman waving to her in a coffee house, and she was also stunned.

"Murong Hong, what are you doing?" Brother Hui was taken aback, "It's over, it's over, why did she come back so early?" This old lady is really, and she won't say hello to me before she comes back? You're doing a surprise attack? It's over, it's over, if he sees me with another woman, he's going to be mad! ”

"Madness! Hehe, I'm going to make her mad! Murong Hong suddenly rushed to Brother Hui's side and leaned his head up.

"You, what are you going to do?" Brother Hui was startled and stood up.

But as soon as he stood up, he happened to be seen by his wife, who was walking towards this direction and looking at the café.

Brother Hui's wife immediately widened her eyes, and then, in a hurry, she strode towards the door of the café.

"Huh? Wife, wife! It's over, I'm running! Brother Hui was so frightened that he immediately ran outside.

However, as soon as he got together, someone tripped over his ankle. With a thud, he fell to the ground.

When Brother Hui looked up, he found that it was Murong Hong who stretched out his foot and tripped over himself.

"You, what are you doing?" He dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, he could only shake his clothes, and he was about to get up.

However, it was too late. His mother-in-law had already rushed into the café in a rage?????