Chapter 126: You're Getting Along with a Transsexual?
"It's over, it's over, what should I do?" Brother Hui was worried, this time, he didn't run, and he didn't stay.
"Hide under the table and get under me." Murong Hong said.
"Oh." Brother Hui didn't have time to think about it, so he got under the table with a cat's waist.
It turned out that there was a large area between the sofa and the table in this café, just enough to hide a person. Although this Brother Hui went down, his figure was still too bloated, and he was stunned that he didn't completely enter it.
"You go down for me!" Murong Hong raised a kick and kicked it on Brother Hui's ass.
At this moment, Brother Hui, a panda-level character, turned into a little flower cat and obediently got under Murong Hong's knees.
Murong Hong pulled the table in front of him again, and clamped Brother Hui's waist fiercely, causing him to cry out in pain.
"Lighter, you're lighter!"
Murong Hong ignored him at all, simply took off his high heels, crossed his legs again, and dangled the foot on the top of Brother Hui's head.
Brother Hui smelled the smell of Chinese medicine in Murong Hong's feet and shrunk his nose. However, Murong Hong's foot girl wanted to wander around his nose, and nodded his big nose from time to time.
Murong Hong, you guy, you are innocent and want to bully me! Rub, let me smell your feet, you're really ruthless!
However, Brother Hui didn't dare to attack, because he heard footsteps, the footsteps of another woman's high heels.
His mother-in-law is coming this way.
Brother Hui's wife came over, but she didn't see Brother Hui, she was stunned for a moment, turned her head, and saw Murong Hong who was crossing her arms.
"Huh?" Brother Hui's wife recognized Murong Hong at once, and just now, it was this woman who beckoned to herself outside the window. It's also this woman, and she's still sitting with her husband.
"Let me ask you, where is Chang Hui?" The woman asked.
However, Murong Hong didn't pay attention to her at all, but took out a mirror from his bag and looked at it.
And Brother Hui, who was hiding underneath, didn't dare to come out.
"Hey, why don't you answer when I ask you?" Brother Hui's mother-in-law continued to ask.
"Why should I answer you?" Murong Hong turned his face and looked at Brother Hui's mother-in-law with disdain, "Who are you?" Am I obligated to answer your questions? ”
Murong Hong's arrogance angered the woman, she crossed her waist and pointed at Murong Hong, "You little slut, I already saw it just now, you are with my husband." Say, are you not his lover? ”
"Lover? It's funny, I'm full all day and have nothing to do, so I'm looking for someone else's husband to be my lover? Murong Hong snorted coldly, "You don't look in the mirror, you half-old are just lovers for others, and no one wants them." I'm so much younger and prettier than you, do I still need to be someone's lover? ”
"You, who are you talking about!" The woman was furious, "You slut, you dare to talk to me like this, do you know who I am?" ”
"Aren't you just a tigress? Your man is lost, but you come to me to ask for it? Okay, did you sneak out of your family's man? As the saying goes: 'Catch the thief and catch the stolen goods, catch the traitor and catch the double', you didn't catch your husband, why do you say that I and your husband are cheating here? ”
"This?" Now, the woman has nothing to say.
The people around also turned their eyes to look at these two strange women. One is such a fierce tigress that she bites and dies; One is like a thorny rose, and if you touch it, you will scratch your hand. These two women are married, it's really going to be a good show!
"Where did Chang Hui hide?" Brother Hui's mother-in-law looked around, but she didn't find her husband, "It's weird, I obviously saw him just now?" Could it be that this guy will fly away? ”
She turned her gaze back and looked at Murong Hong strangely.
Murong Hong ignored her, still looking in the mirror and smiling at himself in the mirror.
Brother Hui's mother-in-law frowned.
Impossible, I saw Chang Hui here just now, why, in the blink of an eye, he is gone?
Suddenly, he saw that under Murong Hong's skirt, there seemed to be a black mass.
"What's down there for you?" Brother Hui's mother-in-law is about to lean down.
Brother Hui hid there, and when he saw his mother-in-law about to find under the table, he was so frightened that his heart was about to jump out.
It's over, if this is discovered, I will have to be beaten by this mother-in-law!
Suddenly, Murong Hong raised a kick and kicked at Brother Hui's mother-in-law who was squatting down.
I only heard a sound from the end, and Brother Hui's mother-in-law was kicked out all the way away, and she also bumped into a couple over there.
"What are you doing?" The man screamed in annoyance.
"Oh, my dress, my dress is dirty." His girlfriend frowned, it turned out that her skirt was stained by the sauce bumped into by Brother Hui's mother-in-law, and this snow-white skirt turned out to be a piece of dyed cloth.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I, I didn't mean to." Brother Hui's mother-in-law waved her hand in fright.
"Yes, she really didn't mean it, she did it on purpose." Murong Hong pulled his throat and shouted.
"Deliberately?" The man was on fire, his eyes widening.
Brother Hui's wife is not a beauty, and she is already an Obasan, so it is no wonder that this young man is not a gentleman to her at all. This woman was a flower when she was young, and when she was old, she was tofu dregs.
When Brother Hui saw this, his first reaction was to flee quickly. However, his body was tightly clamped by Murong Hong's legs, and he couldn't move.
Damn Murong Hong, why are you holding me between your legs and not letting me run?
At this time, Murong Hong's two white legs were attached to Brother Hui's face, but his body couldn't arouse any desire from Brother Hui at all. These two legs, as if they were shackles, clamped him firmly.
If you don't leave, I'm going to have to come over!
Sure enough, Brother Hui's wife took out a stack of money from her bag and gave it to the young man.
"Well, this, this money is my compensation to you. But, I, I really didn't mean to. This, it's all her! Brother Hui's mother-in-law pointed at Murong Hong.
When the man saw the money, he immediately changed his smile.
"Oh, well, you go about your business." He also unceremoniously accepted the money, turned his head, and said to his girlfriend, "Xiaoli, let's go buy another piece of clothing later, okay?" ”
"Okay." His girlfriend smiled and winked at him.
The soiled garment can be washed by throwing it in the washing machine. But this money came so easily, how could she be unhappy?
Brother Hui's mother-in-law breathed a sigh of relief, turned her head, and walked towards Murong Hong again.
Murong Hong tilted his head and looked at her as well.
"Why, you're not leaving? Aren't you afraid of being kicked by me again? ”
"Why did you kick me just now?" The woman said.
"I'm afraid you're going to be a hooligan!"
"Hooliganism? What the? You say I'm a hooligan on you? Brother Hui's mother-in-law was stunned and laughed, "What are you kidding, what kind of hooligan am I playing with you as a woman?" ”
"Why not? Now there are many women who play hooliganism on women. If you're not a hooligan, why would you get under my skirt? Big guys, are they all being judged? Murong Hong raised his voice, "Who has nothing to do to drill under someone's skirt, this is not a hooligan, what is it?" ”
"yes, it's okay to drill under a woman's skirt, isn't this a hooligan?"
"Drilling under a woman's skirt, in this life, you will be unlucky!"
"This aunt isn't a Lala, right? Love lesbians? ”
The guests talked about it one after another, and the faces of Brother Hui's ladies turned red.
"You, what's down there, the black mess?" Brother Hui's mother-in-law stretched out her hand and pointed to the black thing under Murong Hong's skirt.
Actually, that thing was her husband's ass.
"Oh, this is one of my pet dogs."
"Pet dogs?" Brother Hui's mother-in-law was stunned.
"You don't believe it?" Murong Hong smiled, "Then listen to the barking of my puppy." Bobby, scream! ”
As he spoke, Murong Hong kicked Brother Hui's ass hard.
"Woohoo!" Brother Hui had to learn how to bark a few times.
"Huh? Are there really dogs here? When a few girls heard the barking of the dog, they all stood up in fright, "Boss, how can you let the dog in here?" ”
Now, alarming the manager of the café, he came over.
"You idiot, let you scream, and I didn't let you scream so loudly!" Murong Hong said in a low voice, "Now, I can't protect you!" ”
A handsome manager walked over and said, "This lady, we're not allowed to bring dogs in here, can you take them out?" ”
Murong Hong turned his head and smiled at the handsome guy, "I'm sorry, it's the first time I've come here, and I don't know your rules here." It's okay, I'll take the dog out later. ”
"No, you'll have to get the dog out now." This handsome manager is quite principled.
"Really?" Murong Hong frowned, okay, "Baby, you can go out!" ”
As he spoke, he kicked Brother Hui's body.
only heard a whoosh, and Brother Hui's chubby body rushed out like a cannonball.
This one rushed out and hit his mother-in-law.
The two of them collided with each other, and they rolled on the ground a few times like two meat balls.
The guests in the café screamed in fright.
The handsome manager was also stunned, looking at the two people rolling on the ground.
"Oh, it hurts me to death, Murong Hong, you are really ruthless! Kicked me in the ass, and now kicks me little **, you stinky guy! Brother Hui rubbed his two swollen balls that had been kicked and swollen, in pain.
"Is it really you? Chang Hui, I'll kill you! As soon as he saw his husband, Brother Hui's wife punched and kicked him.
Brother Hui screamed in pain and ran outside.
However, how could his wife let him go, so she chased after him.
The manager and the guests watched in amazement as the man and woman chased and fought here, and they didn't understand what was going on for a long time.
However, when the handsome manager turned around, he found that the beautiful woman just now was long gone.
Brother Hui was chased and beaten by his wife and ran out of the café.
However, he was so fat that he was caught up again in a few steps. At this moment, the woman's fists and feet fell on him like raindrops.
"You've been cut for a thousand knives, and you're looking for a woman outside behind my back?" Brother Hui's wife kicked and shouted, "You're still hiding under her skirt?" Why don't you stand up and hide under a woman's skirt? ”
"Wife, spare me! I, I have nothing to do with that woman! Brother Hui shouted.
"Doesn't matter? You sit together so affectionately, and you still get under someone's skirt, and you still say it's okay with you? You liar! ”
"Wife, you misunderstood. He's not a woman, he's a man, he's a man! ”
"Men?" Brother Hui's wife was stunned and stopped.
"yes, he's a man, he's just a woman now." Brother Hui looked aggrieved.
"What? You, you're actually on a relationship with a transsexual? Brother Hui's mother-in-law opened her mouth wide in surprise.
"Transgender? No, no. Brother Hui froze and waved his hand.
"Chang Hui, let's get a divorce! We're divorced! Brother Hui's mother-in-law ran away while crying.
"Wife, wife!" Brother Hui ran a few steps, panting and standing in the middle of the road, shaking his head, "Wife, listen to my explanation!" Why did you run away? Listen to me! ”
He turned around again and scolded, "Murong Hong, you stinky guy!" You ruined my family, I cursed you, I cursed you to give birth to a son! No, I curse you to never become a man again, you will be a woman for the rest of my life, and I will be ridden by thousands of people and pressed by thousands of people! ”
"Who do you let a thousand people ride, and ten thousand people press?"
Suddenly, behind him, a cold voice sounded??????