Chapter 4 I'm scared, is the interviewer this thing?
One week after the preliminary round of the audition, the interview will be announced.
A total of five people from our school participated in the competition, except for me and Lao Ma, the other three are the backbone of the school entrepreneurship association. But unfortunately all of them were brushed off, and only two of them made it to the interview.
After I passed the preliminary round, I always wondered if the old man surnamed Mi had ever passed the second round of the preliminary round? Later, when I met him at the interview, I learned that he still had a place to be exempted.
The interview is divided into two parts, the first part is to submit a copy of "Personal Understanding of Business Ethics"; The second part is the real interview. The first part is to see if the contestants' morality is normal, otherwise it would be bad if a person with a wrong view was confused and talked nonsense on live TV. After all, as a TV station, I still pay attention to the character of the contestants.
The second part is the main interview, as long as it is to see whether the entrepreneur is articulate and whether there is a language barrier, because after all, TV shows are king. If the contestants invited are slurred, or they are so nervous that they can't speak when facing the camera, it is easy to make the show have no ratings, and the gains outweigh the losses. In that case, the TV station will lose money, and obviously the TV station will not be stupid enough to spend money to do a program that does not make money.
I've watched the interview video of "Winning in China", and there are many strange entrepreneurs, enthusiastic and well-prepared, but they are so nervous that they can't speak.
Therefore, the interview stage focuses on the contestants' eloquence and typhoon image.
I'm not interested in interviews, this thing depends on the interviewer's face, and I'm not used to doing this kind of thing in the hands of others. At the same time, because I can pass the preliminary round, I have already completed the task given by the principal, and I am still a contestant with an expired business license, so I am not qualified in the real qualification examination. So I didn't prepare any materials for the interview at all, and I planned to go through the motions and find a part-time job to spend the summer, which is considered to be completed.
After the results, we had a week to prepare, and Lao Ma, like me, was not interested in the interview. We have a state of vacation, and our state is to eat a big meal.
When we received the interview notice, Lao Ma's father was very happy and invited us to have a big meal, during which Lao Ma's father said that he had asked a great god to write "Personal Understanding of Business Ethics", Lao Ma can rest assured, just wait for good results, and work hard to prepare for the interview.
In a few days, the old horse broke up successfully, and he invited another big meal; I saw that these two fathers and sons, a rich generation and a rich second generation, had no consciousness of treating money as money at all, and in order to be worthy of the never-ending food on the set menu, I risked my life to eat cow drinks.
In a few days, Lao Ma's "Personal Understanding of Business Ethics" has been written. In order to thank the great god for his action, Lao Ma's father decided to invite the writer to a big meal, of course, he didn't forget to bring the old horse, and the old horse dragged me again, and we were all over the menu of the restaurant.
According to incomplete statistics, my body grew nearly ten catties of meat during that period, which can be regarded as a harvest.
When I walked into the interview room with a little staggering and looked up to see that the interview reader turned out to be Yang Yufei, I almost didn't drop my jaw on the ground.
I saw Yang Yufei put a thick test question on the podium next to her in disgust, and asked as if she didn't know me at all:
"The first question in the interview: Do you have a girlfriend?"
All the judges turned their heads to look at Yang Yufei, and their expressions were puzzled, so I could understand at a glance, obviously this was not their exam question, the standard question must be the one that was just put aside.
"Nope." I replied with a smile.
Yang Yufei's face was even more ugly.
"Ahem, there have been before?" Yang Yufei coughed dryly twice, resisted the pressure and continued to ask.
The seven or eight judges present turned their heads to look at me, looking like they were watching the show, not afraid of big things.
"Yes."
"How many?"
"Two."
My honesty made Yang Yufei show a puzzled expression.
"Say, what is your view of love?"
"Sister, I'm here to participate, the "Let's Start a Business" program, not the "Let's Love Each Other" program, don't talk about the concept of love, right?"
"Yes, I want to hear it." Yang Yufei was very determined, and asked the same question in front of the camera.
I looked at the judges' seat, and these disrespectful old men also nodded solemnly.
"The modern businessman's concept of love has always been criticized, everyone says that a man will become bad when he is rich, so you can talk about it." Seeing that I was confused, a female judge spoke.
"Some people say that a businessman's eloquence is talent, let's see how talented you are." An old man said.
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"I think, how to question the concept of love of Chinese businessmen, this should not be asked to me, because I am not yet a representative of Chinese businessmen, this topic is suitable for those successful big businessmen, big entrepreneurs, such as Ma Yun, Ma Huateng, Li Xiaohong and other young and talented businessmen...... "I instantly enter the play, what kind of people to deal with, what kind of tricks to use." I threw the hat at the heads of the seniors, they weren't here anyway, hehe.
"Ke Guoquan, are you cowardly?"
"Alas, what? What kind of cowardice, damn, businessman's concept of love, can't it be difficult for me! "I'm stimulated, what am I here for? What are you doing now? No matter what, I can't make me think I'm cowardly, I don't like this word! But she was helpless as an interviewer, and I couldn't ****, so I could only say with anger: "What I say below only represents my personal opinion......"
Before talking about this topic, we must first understand a concept: businessmen themselves are also people, and businessmen doing business is just a profession, and businessmen's view of love is no different from ordinary people; If there is a difference, that is, the social division of labor of merchants is to contact consumers in a mobile way, and they come into contact with more people of all kinds and face more temptations; As a hot-blooded young man with a lively appearance and a fiery heart, my view of love is very traditional. ”
"It's a very traditional view of love, and you will change two girlfriends in three years?" Yang Yufei suddenly interjected.
The judge nodded in a sudden realization, and then looked at me with some disdain, looking at me with eyes that had obviously concluded that I had hurt Yang Yufei.
Depend on! What a problem! Well, you are the interviewer, you are the official, I am the people, Lao Tzu forbearance! I searched for dry intestines again...... My first girlfriend, Chen Ziting, left me because of family reasons, and her feelings for us were not firm, which ended without a hitch; broke up with Lin Ying equally, because of poor communication in different places, and there was no specific reason for the end of the two relationships, which belonged to a peaceful breakup.
But there is one thing that is responsibility, macho me, I will think that I am fully responsible, because I provoked their peaceful life.
"Shakespeare once said: Love is not sweet words in the shade of a tree, not honey words in the peach blossom garden, not light tears, not even rigid compulsion, but a spiritual communication based on a common foundation;
Therefore, the most important condition in the choice of lovers should be like-minded, and the ideological character, career ideals and life interests are generally the same;
My two previous girlfriends, they were very good, but their personalities and pursuits were basically on the same line as my bohemianism, so we couldn't reach the height of heart-to-heart communication, and finally we both realized this and broke up peacefully......"
"Stop! Are you sure it's bohemianism, not profligacy? ”
Me: "......" What is a demon? Yang Yufei is my demon at this moment.
"Knock Knock ......"
A knock at the door interrupted my thoughts, and I turned to look at the door, and it was another middle-aged woman with large glasses in a sermon dress.
"I'm sorry, I just went to the bathroom, what the hell happened here?" The middle-aged woman pushed the big black-rimmed glasses on her big nose with her hand, as if she were a student who had gone to the wrong classroom.
"Ah, interviewer, you're back just in time, it's okay, we're warming up for the contestants." Yang Yufei said respectfully to the middle-aged woman.
Yang Yufei immediately handed over the information in her hand to the other party and smiled naughtily at me in the audience; Look at the jury, a few old guys are also covering their mouths and stealing fun.
Me: "...... hell, what kind of plane? After a long time, it turned out that the chief interviewer went to the toilet, Yang Yufei was just pretending, causing me to rack my brains, and almost suffocated to the point of internal injuries to find the answer, it turned out to be this result, really!
Knowing the truth, I almost burst into tears.
(To be continued...... )