Chapter Thirty-Eight: My Name Is Xiongba
"100,000 yuan, I want this old turtle." This foreman has a very cheerful temperament, and he goes straight to the point and shows his intentions.
"Uncle Yang, don't sell, don't sell, Grandpa Turtle doesn't sell." Before Chen Yang could speak, Mengmeng made a fuss first, full of righteous indignation, waving his little fists, and his delicate little face was tense, like a stone doll.
This is not over, the old turtle seems to have eaten and drunk enough, has played enough in the pool, climbed, as if he understood something, to the foreman, grinning, a pair of soybean eyes as if on fire.
Chen Yang immediately had an illusion that what he was looking for was not an old turtle, but a living, flesh-and-blood person.
"Alas, forget it, if the opportunity is not met, this divine beast may become a fierce beast." Looking at this posture, the foreman shook his head, his expression was very lonely, and his temperament changed greatly, like a poet who had experienced vicissitudes.
A weirdo!
After another hour or two, the pond was cleaned up completely, and a small stone pool was completely presented.
Nature's magic is really magical, and it can actually create this natural stone pond, which makes Chen Yang breathtaking.
At this time, on the horizon in the distance, a round of red sun slowly set, and the magnificent clouds, red as blood, hung far away in the sky, like a red lantern with soft flames, and the day was about to end.
When night fell, it was dark and dreary, like a crow's wings covering the sky, even the glimmer of the stars disappeared, and the little mountain village fell into silence, and every family enjoyed it, toiling for dinner after a long day.
Before dinner, there was a small episode in the Chen family.
The little white bear, taking advantage of people's inattention, swayed his round body, thief head and brain, sneaked into the kitchen, took out a mountain egg from the bamboo basket, put it in his mouth, and took it out.
This little guy, I don't know if he ate the gall of the ambitious leopard, he dared to take this mountain egg and smash his dreams, which ignited the nest of explosives, blooming all over the sky, so lively.
Mengmeng's delicate little face, yellow and white, full of egg yolks and egg whites, mixed together, slimy, wet, but the little girl was angry, the little face seemed to be brushed with a layer of red paint, a red-faced Daguan Gong.
Next, there is a wonderful pursuit battle, Mengmeng's anger is bursting, driving full horsepower, like a small electric motor, chasing and killing the little white bear all over the house.
Where did the little white bear see this formation, he immediately panicked, hugged his head and scurried, shook his little short legs, and drilled under the sofa.
The tragic end still came as expected.
"Uh-huh-" A terrible scream came, and the little white bear was grabbed by Mengmeng, pressed on the sofa, and spanked his ass fiercely, with watery little eyes, crystal tears flickering, and a pitiful look.
You can't live if you do your own evil!
The little white bear was tied up into a fat dumpling by a nylon rope and thrown miserably on the bed, whining, and no one cared about it.
After dinner, Chen Yang was dragged by three little girls to a meeting in the courtyard, with only one theme, the naming of the little white bear.
The moon is high and the wind is black, the starlight is dim, and the small courtyard of the Chen family is very lively, like a fire burning again.
The golden turtle seems to have eaten too much during the day, crawling around the yard, unusually, as if it is eating.
During the day, Chen Yang vaguely seemed to hear the foreman talking to himself, what feng shui divine beasts, what golden armor king turtles, and dragon pools, but he didn't hear them all, he only remembered this scale and half a claw.
Forget it, whatever it is, why bother with it.
"How about calling Xiaobai, it's simple and clear, and the name is like a bear." Chen Yang's tone was flat, and he was the first to speak.
There are three little girls who can have any knowledge and deal with it very well, but they didn't expect that they were immediately despised for it.
"What a cheesy name, Xiaobai, Uncle Yang must still be alive in the last century."
"Hair is short, knowledge is short, is this what adults are now?"
"Alas, my uncle is really, he loves to joke."
Chen Yang was speechless, and directly extinguished the fire, the current child is really amazing, in the past, dare to talk to adults like this, don't say anything, a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots.
At that time, the authority of adults was unquestionable, and what they said was what they said, and children were not convinced and did not dare to do anything.
At that time, Chen Yang always looked forward to growing up, because adults can do a lot of things.
No one cares, no one asks, free and happy.
But when I really grow up, I can't get back the happy times I once had, too many things, too many people, the world is too complicated, and people's hearts are even more unpredictable.
No, Chen Yang rolled outside, but he still came back in disgrace.
"It's called Michael Jackson, how about it, it's very domineering." Mengmeng straightened up her little breasts, and her two tender white little fingers were put together, pointing to the night sky, looking like a hen laying eggs.
What is the name of this, Michael Jackson, it seems to be a bit of an image, not the one who is who, how can I not remember.
Chen Yang hurriedly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and checked it with Baidu.
Michael Jackson, recognized as the world's greatest entertainer, the king of world dance, the king of pop, the world's first philanthropist, the winner of the great Humanitarian President's Award, a Grammy regular, an icon of pop culture, an unsurpassable myth, and a staggering miracle.
He was an excellent musical all-rounder, with outstanding achievements in lyrics, composition, scenography, arrangement, singing, dancing, and instrumental playing, and he was called the greatest immortal symbol in the history of pop music along with Elvis Presley and The Beatles, and his achievements have surpassed the latter two. He has long held record sales records in many countries and regions, and has been highly courteous by the heads of government of many countries around the world.
It turned out to be such a person, Chen Yang really found it difficult to correspond the little white bear with this name, it was too incompatible.
"How about calling it Invincible Iron King Kong."
"It's not good, it's good to call it Overlord Bear!"
"Mario isn't bad either."
"Call ......"
Modern little girls are different, imaginative, think of what to say, unrestrained, and wild.
It's like when Chen Yang was a child, there was a clear distinction between boys and girls, and a 38th line should be drawn in the middle of the desk, like a class enemy, and the slightest point could not be crossed.
The discussion on the scene became more and more intense, and in the end, Chen Yang made a final decision, somewhat recovering the dignity of an adult, and the name of the little white bear was decided, and it was called Xiongba.
Early the next morning, the sky was still bright, and the sun had just risen, and Chen Yang was woken up by a noise.