Chapter 19 Zhu Bajie, who was destined to commit undercover

I saw that the visitor was wearing a long shuttle cloth coat that was not green and blue, with a flower cloth belt tied around his waist, the back of his bare head, and a pair of big ears fanning from time to time.

This image Lin Jiawei is very familiar, but the physique of the person who came made him dare not recognize him.

I saw that the man's strong and powerful limbs, his body was an inverted triangle, and there were eight obvious muscles in his abdomen, which made countless men envious, and countless girls screamed.

The person who came walked in and glanced at Lin Jiawei, then looked around, frowned slightly, and then looked at Lin Jiawei and said, "What about the owner of this shop?" ”

"I'm the boss, Lin Jiawei, may I ask who you are?" Lin Jiawei was not sure in his heart and asked curiously.

"You're the boss?!" The young man was very surprised when he heard this, and then gathered his eyes, flashing with golden light, it was a vision of the eyes, although it was far inferior to the three-eye eyes of Erlang God, but he could still see Lin Jiawei's soul body clearly, and he couldn't help but suddenly realize: "I see, my old pig is the messenger of the Pure Altar, Zhu Wuneng Zhu Bajie." ”

"Second Senior Brother?!" Lin Jiawei was a little surprised, the most talented person in Journey to the West is the one in front of him, who loves beautiful women, can hide private money, and can enjoy life, he is a model of a real man, but is this in front of him still the lazy Zhu Bajie in his impression.

Lin Jiawei pointed to the eight-pack abs and said in surprise: "Second Senior Brother, you are not very... Is it very plump, how did you get so good now? ”

When Zhu Bajie heard such a familiar and affectionate title, he couldn't help but pause, and said with some surprise: "Are you the master's newly adopted junior brother?" I didn't hear that his old man had accepted apprentices again. ”

"No, no." Lin Jiawei looked at Zhu Bajie's puzzled expression, and explained with a smile: "You should know that I am from the mortal world, and everyone in the mortal world knows you, so I am familiar with your name, and now I just saw the second senior brother, and I suddenly felt close in my heart, so I opened my mouth and shouted." ”

"Alas, don't go to say it, I thought I could enjoy it after learning the scriptures, but I didn't expect to live a more bitter life, I ate the last meal, the next meal I don't know how many years before I can eat again, my old pig's body ah, just like this day and day thinner and thinner, and I don't know what's going on recently, the fairies of the heavenly court have become snorkeling, and they fell in love with this kind of force body, so my old pig didn't do two endlessly, and practiced this figure, but it took a lot of energy." Zhu Bajie looked like he couldn't look back on the past.

"Forceful figure?" Lin Jiawei was a little puzzled at first, but soon understood, isn't this kind of body board practiced only by martial arts practitioners in ancient times, it can't help but be a little funny, it turns out that the vision of immortals is not completely derailed from the world, at least this is still very similar.

In the heavenly court, all the immortal families are gods with the Tao, and only one of them has achieved the immortal position with the flesh, that is the Erlang God Yang Jian, but his status is transcendent, and a large part of it is his identity, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, although the Jade Emperor does not want to admit it.

Immediately, Lin Jiawei thought about it and said, "Second Senior Brother, aren't you named the Pure Altar Messenger, how can you still have time to run to Heavenly Court, don't you have to be on duty in the West, are you thinking about your mother's family?" Hey. ”

The ghost just misses his mother's family, when the Jade Emperor Lao'er sent the old pig to be an undercover agent, secretly promising many benefits, he even wanted my old pig to be a monkey brother when he was about to succeed in learning scriptures in the west, he didn't want to think about it, what kind of person is Brother Monkey, the whole heavenly court couldn't deal with it at the beginning, how to deal with my old pig alone?

Besides, the five of us are good friends who have experienced the eighty-one difficulties of life and death together, eh, good brothers, how can they succeed, (in fact, they didn't die after a beating, and gave up after a while,) Fortunately, my old pig was smart, and I found a backer again, and took refuge in the Buddha, which made the Jade Emperor Lao'er hindered his feelings, and he couldn't help my old pig.

Unexpectedly, now he was sent to Heaven by the Buddha and his old man to be an undercover agent, and it turned out to be for the mortal in front of him, what is the doubt about the illegitimate son of the Jade Emperor, and I don't want to think about it, the Queen Mother of the West is a tigress, how dare the Jade Emperor look for a small one outside, I think the Buddha is also old and confused, it really makes the old pig useless.

This mortal can't see any difference, the soul is so weak, my old pig can die in one breath.

I don't know what happened to the Buddha and his old man, his ability is so strong, he can know the first five hundred years of his life, and the five hundred years after his death, but he can't count the years when this little mortal was born, and he can't count it, I can't count it a day before and after, and there is nothing to be ashamed of, but I just said that the Jade Emperor covered the heavens, bluffing the old pig, and the Jade Emperor would cover the heavens for a mere mortal?

Could it be that my old pig was really born to be an undercover agent!

Zhu Bajie secretly hurt himself for a while, his face was not in line with the landscape at all, and he smiled: "Recently, I took a break from shifts, and my old pig happened to magnify the holiday, so I came to Heaven to take a look, the lively Cheng dΓΉ of Nantianmen Street can be counted in the fairy world, so my old pig came over, besides, except for Guanyin, a woman in the West, the others are monks, so it is rare to have a holiday, of course it is to run this way, you know!" Zhu Bajie gave a look that all men understand.

Xu is Zhu Bajie was afraid that if he continued to entangle on this issue, he would lose a lot of words, so he quickly changed the topic, but habitually touched his belly, but found that the big belly that had been there for thousands of years disappeared, and he was really not used to it, so he snorted and asked very curiously: "Tell me quickly, what do you mortals say about my old pig now?" ”

Lin Jiawei looked at Zhu Bajie's eagerness, but he was also deceived by his honest image, and forgot about the assignment of the Jade Emperor in Journey to the West, so he wanted to tease the other party, changed his face, and pretended to be indignant: "Our girl there, I think you are the most important one among your masters and apprentices to marry, we all feel worthless for you, feel aggrieved, I want you to be a dignified marshal of Tianpeng, in charge of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, how can you say that we are also at the level of a military commander, a ministerial-level national cadre, that is the elite backbone of the heavenly court, I didn't expect Chang'e to be driven out of the mortal world after molesting Chang'e, and even more excessively, he actually threw himself into the animal path, which was too much, and taught me that Chang'e should be married to a fairy hero like the second senior brother. ”

Zhu Bajie was moved instantly: "Confidant, I didn't expect my old pig to meet a person in the sky who understands himself, but there are so many people in the mortal world who know my old pig, and he has a confidant, this trip is just for these confidants, it's worth it, but it's not my old pig's master I am indeed the most popular, you mortal people are still very discerning." ”

Lin Jiawei's face suddenly changed, showing great sadness and regret: "It's a pity, it's a pity." ”

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